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>tfw boyfriend will never have a big dick
hmph
>>25602931
Better than not having a bf at all.
>>25602931
How big is big?
>>25603084
but I want to worship his cock and be submissive for him, but it's hard when his dick isn't big...
who /5'7''/ here?
quite LiTeRaLlY the worst hegiht desu
when did you stop growing edition
>>25601551
5'7" here, had two girlfriends. Kissed three girls.
It's not so bad
I'm almost 5'7 and I stopped growing at 13. Interesting how my peers started treating me after that.
>>25601712
>stopped growing at 13
how?
>men see nothing wrong with this picture
jelly of those legs
>>25601135
v necks are so old fashion
Im a really skinny man and I completely agree with women that men shouldnt be allowed to sit like this
DXM general
post in here if you are on DXM or support the use of the most robotic drug in the world dextromethorphan
had this visual on my last trip of 500mg. its a shitty drawing but just try to imagine it if you can, the arrows point the direction of everything's movement. it happened when i was closing my eye listening to music(tool)
i wonder what i'll see on 700
>>25600382
oh and you dont want that "chest congestion" shit
you want the blue label, dxm only, the dm chest congestion has guaifenesin in it and will make you feel like shit for the first hour and a half until you puke balls
>>25600382
you robotrippin, opee?
>"/pol/ isn't a hugbox, lefties might get shitposted but there's still free discussion"
>make an anarchism thread
>literally no replies
free discussion doesn't mean pay attention to retards
>>25600076
you only think I'm a retard because of /pol/'s hugbox mentality
>lefties
>anarchism
choose wisely fagballs
>tfw only autistic, acne-riddled, manchildren are into me
>mfw i'm only attracted to black men
>mfw only attracted to men over 6 feet
Nice bait roastie
>>25599869
I know this is bait, but there is a thing called "settling"
>tfw bf left me because i cheated on him while i was druggedatleast now i can know that i did not mean anything to him if he just ends it so simply
How's the job search going, robots? Mine is going fucking bad and I'm legitimately about to kill myself because my options are severely limited and I can hardly take it anymore.
Chin up, brother robot
>>25598506
It's seriously hard to keep my chin up. I used to have things together, but as I keep getting older things are starting to fall apart more and more.
About to take an overnight security for a measly $10/hr
And I signed a lease I shouldn't have
And I moved to the middle floor out of three floors and my upstairs neighbor is a stomping jackass. Not sure I will be able to sleep during the day
For the first time in my life, suicide is becoming a truly viable solution
I just bought some new shoes, /r9k/. Are they autistic?
Or am I safe as long as they aren't New Balance?
It's just shoes, dude. It doesn't even matter.
Not sure why normies give so much of a fuck over shoes.
My drugdealer loved them. It was in 2005.
Shoes of that style are alright, but darker colors are much more preferable and pair with more outfit combinations (the good ones)
>been going on dates with a guy for about a month
>he never tries to hug or kiss me, which I think is weird, but shows interest in other ways
>he always texts me first, makes plans for us to hang out every weekend, etc.
>figure he is just shy and waiting for me to make the first move
>invite him to a party with my friends one night
>get pretty drunk and I ask him to go back to my place
>kind of expecting him to start making out with me as soon as we get there, but he just sits on a chair and sort of stares at me
>ask him to cuddle with me, he begrudgingly agrees
>try to kiss him and he pulls away
>tells me he just wants to sleep
>ok.png
>next morning, I wake up and he is wide awake, staring at the ceiling
>"h-hey.. do you want to get breakfast or something? i'm too hungover to drive you home right now"
>says he isn't hungry
>says to not worry, he'll just walk
>he lives five miles away
>"that's k-kinda a long way to walk. i can drive you home later, it's not a problem"
>says he'll just walk
>gets up and fucking walks home
>never talks to me again
>#wastehertime2016
Based
>>25597552
Women confirmed shit tier and whores.
>I'm dating this guy
>We just met
>Why isn't he shoving his cock deep inside me XD?
Fucking roasty, if a guy doesn't want sex he doesn't want it, jesus christ you're a clueless piece of shit.
>>25597552
You're probably fat or ugly, or both.
Who /drinking/ here tonight? Why is life so shit when I'm drinking?
I'm drinking and life is looking pretty good form where I'm sitting
>drink to forget
>forget to live
>live to drink
I drink because I lack impulse control and the drive to make my life better
Misaki Friday thread. Talk about your week and whatever troubles you while wihsing Misaki was real. Failure to comply results in a one million Yen penalty!
>still no stream
I am let down once again
As for myself, it's been one week since holidays are over and I feel like collapsing. How do normies do it? Finals are coming and I'll probably fail.
>>25594152
If we believe really hard maybe MCF will appear out of nowhere and start a stream.
The cross of Christ
Divides between
The lost and the saved
What do you really really want?
>>25593755
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
To be told I'm valuable and worthwhile to somebody. To love someone and be loved in return.
Also a bigger dick.
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah
If you want my future, forget my past
If you wanna get with me, better make it fast
Now don't go wasting my precious time
Get your act together we could be just fine
what a stupid fucking song.
Enough with the feels... lets talk about something else.
Do you do any drawing?
What's better, mouse or tablet?
Share your drawings and doodles
>>25591419
>What's better, mouse or tablet?
pencil
>>25591419
hiblox
I do
Actually, /r9k/'s got a couple of artists
Don't have my computer right now so I can't show you any but ah, anyway tablet always beats mouse
Continuing release of many many Super Rare Elliots
first for megaman penis
TELL US HOW YOU GOT THESE FAGGOT
Literally witnessing it all.
Have a gondola
Dubs decide what I say to her
>>25596822
I want to impregnate you.
"Can't stump the trump" and post results
>>25596837
>I want to impregnate you.
rolling for this
