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Post your favorites, link related. Some dumb bitch knocked out self out on a water-slide.
Fuck me, forgot the link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK921UumXhQ
meh, I like it when normies suffer emotionally, not physically
>>25581092
Because you're a low-test.
That feel when you like white girls, but you know that even if you find that 1 in 100 white girl that will date a black brother she will still see you as some sort of beast man and gets off to racist stereotypes of black mens being more feral and animalistic.
White men will NEVER know how much suffering it is to be black.
You cunts have no excuse for no gf.
>>25580031
Do you feel less intelligent than your white peers?
>>25580031
>tfw you're black and you think she only likes you because you're black. And feels sorry for you for being black. And only liking you because she feels sorry for you. Wake up white the next day. She be gone. Forever.
>>25580163
>white peers
Don't be silly; whites aren't peers with negros.
So at this point we can all agree that shemale/futanari porn is not gay right?
>>25594831
Only if they have two X chromosomes.
>>25594888
Checked fambam
>>25594831
Why are you so obsessed with not being gay when you're jerking off to cocks?
Do you think being a teetotaler or not doing drugs will keep a man from getting a gf?
It seems like women all really like drinking and doing drugs.
No. But being a smug, pretentious faggot who judges others for it will.
>>25593886
Women are just addicted to pleasure in general. Their brains literally can't deal with boredom.
>>25593886
Bill Evans had fucked up teeth, died from heroin OD and drank a lot, and still slayed a ton of pussy. Just because he was a musical genius
>he has thin lips
Dropped
I 100% thought this was a picture of my ex for a second
>>25593361
>She has no tits
Fucking dropped, I don't want to date a girl with the body of a 5 year old.
>>25593361
and women say we objectify them lol. I have thin lips. And I'm proud of my genetics even if they are ugly. I don't base my value on what women like in me because I'm a man who has much more of a purpose than to be a servant and sex doll to the other gender unlike womankind.
Name three non-sexual activities you would do with a girlfriend and describe how she would add value to them.
girlfriend is a meme at this point, but since we're talking hypothetically she would add value to any activity we do together because i enjoy her company and value our time together.
corny shit.
>>25593083
You pretty much nailed it. Eventually even activities that you kinda dreaded doing with her become bearable as time passes, and then when she cucks you and you're all alone again, you sort of miss it
>>25593129
yeah, it can't be helped.
>match with a trans girl
>don't care and still talk to her
>would love to date
Anyone else no preference? I don't give a fuck, human is human
>>25592867
Enjoy your HIV you fucking degenerate
Tbh I can't even be that angry at people doing this, it's not like they know any better
You're basically a degenerate faggot. Kill yourself or stop posting degeneracy on this board
>nose ring
Avoid
It's been a month today ;_;
>"we should stay as friends anon, we get along really well"
>haven't spoken to her since
Should I text her? Fuck me I really miss her robots, she's literally the only person that shown interest to me and we literally haven't said a thing to each other for 1 month. What do I do?
>>25592013
This is what you do..
Text her and say something like
>hey Amy I'll be over at 7:00
This is assuming her name isn't actually Amy.
She will then text back a question or say something like I am not Amy.
Then just say oops sorry...
Let her stew on it a bit and wait for her to contact you back and play a little hard to get.
Unless she has a steady boyfriend she will want to see you again.
>>25592078
Great, continue a fucked up relationship on the pretence of female competition.
DONT FUCKING DO THIS OP. CUT YOUR TIES WITH HER OR YOULL FUCKING DROWN.
THIS THREAD DOES NOT BELONG HERE
>>>/adv/
>be me
>be black fembot
>only attracted to Asian men
Am I doomed?
>be me
go back to reddit you stupid nigger whore
welcome to r9k, you intelligent black woman
glad to have you here
>be me
>be white male
>not attracted to asians or blacks at all
am i doomed? (no, im not)
Post the most beautiful face you've ever seen.
Pic related. I'm hopelessly in love with her for appearance alone.
>>25591686
literal perfectionn
y-yeah
I don't know
>>25591686
you are in love with make up
ITT: Pictures of men who are with women above their league.
Hopefully this proves to all you robots that looks don't matter for everyone and even you can find yourself a decent gf.Or it will make you salty as fuck.
I'm pretty sure this is incest
she isn't cute but he's doing well for himself
This whore clearly has a fetish.
If you wear gym shoes with jeans, you are letting everyone know you're autistic.
>>25590180
Jeans are cheap and durable.
Gym shoes are comfortable.
>>>/fa/
>>25590180
pic related, shoes i wear all the time.
>>25590243
fucking normalfag
gtfo
So this guy gets a gf while you can't?
Are you kidding me?
Trust me, she will eventually leave or cheat on him. They always do....
>>25589662
Is there a video of this with twitch's reaction?
He is tall and White.
Do you play, robots?
HotSfags need not apply.
we on the same team now?
i just found out i can set macros with my mouse. spent an hour or so in custom games setting up lee sin ward hops (for shits and giggles i already can do this without) and super fast leblanc combos (i suck at this) with just the press of a button.
>>25588854
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198086818899/
seafags only
>tfw to shy, cute boy to dota with late at night, alternating between theorycrafting and flirting
Any robots who are going bald on top and are growing a beard to compensate? How do I grow out my beard full? My beard just looks patchy and awful and I cant get it to connect with my stache
tfw receding at 19
>>25588248
not bald but have epic beard
how long have you been growing it mate?
Just be yourself (and have the right genes)
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