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>9PM
>really want a McRib
>tell mom I need a McRib because they're only available for a limited time
>says she has to rest for work in the morning and she'll get me one tomorrow
>wait for her to sleep and empty all of my piss jugs in the middle of her bed
>Anon! What are you doing!??!
>GET MY FUCKING MCRIIIIIIIIB
>mfw she drives for almost 30 minutes in piss soaked clothing to get my McRib
>>25546299
Nice repost
Kek, sounds like me with my Grandma, of course I'm not such a degenerate as to use piss jugs.
Tendies stories just fill me with dread ever since I found I'm going to become a parent
What do you robots drive?
I've had this '04 Audi A6 BiTurbo for a little over a month now, and I'm super fucking happy with it.
I'm 25, and its the first car I've ever had that isnt a piece of shit, and everything actually works in it.
I even had a guy yesterday compliment me on it. Feels pretty good.
>>25572035
>tfw pt cruiser
Just fuck my life up
>>25572035
i really wish i didnt have to type this
>>25572073
My dad had one of those before he died.
Weirdest interior I've ever seen.
I thought he was going to leave it to me, but I'm kind of glad he didnt
>tfw match with gril on tinder
>she a qt
>too asperger to message her
>imagine life with her for days
Smh SENPAI, how to stop being beta and message
>>25571681
Too late you already put her on a pedestal.
>art major
>>25571681
>how to stop being beta and message
"miyazaki sucks, you have pleb taste. let me show you the light"
>you'll make a girl very happy some day.... :)
>>25571391
just bee yourself anon:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))alrightthispostsuckssuckscuskcuckssandwichartistpatriarchytraiviolyrtavilunetiflicandchili))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))dakaweedbakadakallah
I always get angry when people say this to me. I can 100% guarantee you that I'll NEVER meet a girl who likes me. You have to be muscular and outgoing for girls to like you. If you're shy and/or average, then there's almost no chance that a girl will ever like you enough to date or sleep with you.
>finish fucking azn escorts
>"dick too big fuck gf not me"
I'm coming to you BECAUSE I can't into gf
Every girl can get a boyfriend, but not all males can get a girlfriend
let me explain
if you are a desperate beta loser like most people here on 4chan, almost any girl would be ok for you, right? So if a girl asked you on a date you would accept without thinking twice.
girls instead tend to be picky and usually prefer the normie alpha partying shit, so if you are a loser they will decline immediatly.
>>25570988
And it's all guys fault for being thirsty.
Women make sure the supply of willing women is low by chosing not to date losers and therefore increasing their value.
>>25570988
Everyone knows those losers aren't real people. When the fuck will Chad notice me? I'm so lonely.
>So if a girl asked you on a date you would accept without thinking twice.
Actually a girl did ask me out on a date last summer. I sperged out and turned her down, mostly because I didn't think she was very attractive but also partially because I got nervous
>"Oh god, look at the time! What time did we get back to my place, like eight? We must have been talking for five hours! I better get some sleep, I have a pretty important class tomorrow. Oh no, I'm not throwing you out or anything. I mean look at the weather, you'll catch a cold walking home at this time of night. If you want you could stay over. Yeah I mean I guess you could sleep on the floor, but I really don't have any spare blankets. I don't mind if we share my bed, as long as you don't mind me going to sleep in a little bit?"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et7QPch25wk]
>"Oh no, thank you. I had a really nice time today, I'm glad you asked me to come. I have to admit that I was a little hesitant at first since we have never really spoken before today, but I realize now that I had nothing to be anxious about. It's weird how comfortable I am around you, I feel like we've known each other for much longer than just one day. Hey, I'd like to do something another time, that is if you want to. Ok cool! Hey, why are you closing the gate? Aren't you going to walk me to my door? I'd like to say goodnight properly if that's ok."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usQXzOaW-Io]
>>25570553
you hurt me op, you hurt me in ways i cannot describe
what is the purpose of these?
>It's one of these threads again
I want to stop reading but I can't.
We never had a chance guys.
>Wanting typical Stacies
No, anon. YOU never had a chance.
There are shitty hedonistically driven people of both genders and they are usually shit.
>>25569863
>Thinking she is a stacy
She's an average looking whore
CURRENT YEAR. well that's her choice. I don't really care but I don't want to hear her crying when Chad won't settle down and she's a single mother taking care or 3 kids.
>The hole's so small I can hardly imagine how a man could get in there, much less how a
baby could come out. It's hard enough trying to get your index finger inside.
- Anne M. Frank
I think it's kind of fucked up that everyone reads her diary, children/adults alike. Even though it has enormous historical significance, I'd reanimate just to kill myself if strangers read my preteen diary full of shit like that
>>25568384
>ywn have a museum dedicated to your cringey teen angst
>>25568384
>think no one will ever read your diary
>whole world gets access to it
Should I go downstairs and sit with my dog? I'm in my room laying in bed all comfy but I feel bad that he's in his box downstairs (he's only about 8 months old so he still chews things if you don't watch him). Pic related. His name is Rusty.
your dog a shit
yes
original comment you robot fuck
Why not bring him up to your room so he's not lonely?
How is jail for robots?
I'm going to serve 8 months in jail. What should i expect?
Share your experience
Depends on the country. Never been in prison but I imagine the American prison system is a lot more brutal than the one here in Ireland for example.Are you in America?
>>25567011
Jail is pussy shit. Prison is the real deal.
Never been but bumping because interested.
Most people in these kinds of threads say if you just keep to yourself you'll be fine.
You are locked from this thread if you have ever
>had a meaningful discussion with a girl
>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
>had a sexual encounter with a girl
>had a female friend
>held a girl's hand
>kissed a girl
or if you are a femanon.
>mfw i'm a /eyecontactlessvirgin/
>>25566755
I meet 5/6 of these... Do I have to leave now :(
>tfw you've never shared warmth with another human being
Getting lighter at night edition
First for need conversations topics to say to my sister because she's making me leave the house and meet her for a drink. Help. I literally never the house so I have nothing to say.
>>25565706
just you and your sister? who else is going to be there?
Forcing myself to go out tonight so I can imagine that I still have friends even though they were at most people I could sit next to just so I wouldn't look alone in a classroom.
Shit ain't right.
My obsession with Rose has become debilitating. I usually enjoy crying, it makes me feel better. But this morning, I started crying because I was thinking about how I'll never be with her and the tears wouldn't stop flowing. I finally had to get drunk to make it stop. I don't know what I'll do if this becomes a regular occurrence.
>>25565465
YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN OPMADMAN
>>25565465
Why? She is so painfully average I could cry because of it.
>>25565465
Your waifu is unequivocally shit.
Any other femNEETs about? I know some of you fembots are also NEETs, so come in and post.
femNEET here
Literally the female version of a fat neckbeard except no piss bottles
>>25565266
Why do we need to specify our genders on an anonymous Nigerian cave painting board? There's no such thing as "femNEETs," you're either a NEET or you're not.
>tfw not enough NEETbux to get by
How do I get more bux without actually doing much?
You have exactly 26 seconds to explain why you haven't had cosmetic surgery yet.
>>25565248
still in uni, don't have enough money to do that yet
>>25565248
Money. I'm getting some done but I only have enough for 1 of 4 things I'd want.
I think my wonky nose has character
Maybe I would get jaw implants but it's too expensive for how much it doesn't matter. Zyzz only did it because he was a pampered rich Indian manchild.
