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>go to the 7/11 near my house because I'm hungry
>grab some chips and shit and go to the counter
>suddenly this huge fucking neckbeard charges in
>runs straight to the second counter, slams down some money, and murmurs something
>the lady at the cash register asks him to speak up
>he raises his voice only a few decibels and says "I-I'd like 59 lottery tickets, please"
>FIFTY FUCKING NINE
>the lady responds the same way I did
>"powerball, please"
>she gives him all 59 tickets while I sit at the other counter just wanting to leave already
>the fucking autist sits there and counts them each
>after he's done he says
>"t-there's only 54, there should be f-five more..."
>she gives him a look like what the fuck then grabs five more
>he doesn't even say thanks and just barges out the door
>I pay for my shit and leave
>see him outside getting into an SUV with some older lady in the drivers seat
>figure it's his mom and go home
Any robots got similar stories? Y'know, like running into autists in real life?
>>25571435
If you're going to try to win money that way it'd probably be better going all over town getting like one ticket from each place
Bumpity bump a rump
I've got a neckbeard
I wear a trenchcoat and trilby, and I walk down to a nearby store occasionally to buy cheetos and mountain dew. I even tip my trilby at the cashiers.
I'm not kidding
Beta uprising feels ever so close. We all setting a date?
Sorry man you missed it. We "forgot" to text you about it.
#sorrynotsorry
just let it go mang
>>25571176
Normies need to be taught a lesson.
>Wagecuck works a 40 hour week, can barely afford electric and heat for his grubby apartment
>Wagecuck works 40 hours and can barely afford ramen noodles, never mind a nutritious meal
>The NEET works 0 hours and lives in a clean, tidy environment and has enough money for all the latests gadgets/games/books/workout equipment
>The NEET uses the wagecucks tax money to buy delicious, nutritious Subway sandwiches
Irony is a bitch, huh wagecucks?
Stay mad slaves.
Being neet is just easy mode. Parents don't take any of my neetbucks from me. I can buy a full price game every week with this surplus if I wanted.
>>25571035
Thiskeeps them mad.
>tfw qualified sandwich artist at Subway knows me and can correctly guess what I want that day
this isnt the hungarian worm racing forum of which we were once so fond
traps were a meme since before i started coming here in 2007 you silly newfriend
>>25570878
not to this extent
literally 4928 trap boards active right now
it didnt used to be like this
>>25570973
It's the current year. Culture is more accepting of degenerate desires. Young boys don't even call each other faggot constantly IRL anymore. It's a new dawn. Plus trannies are a hot meme atm.
>new normie hashtag meme
>literally about cucking betas
tfw women would never do this to chad and this meme exclusively applies to orbiters and cucks.
>>25570803
too tired to google, what is the purpose of these? some /b/ ruse?
>>25570826
fuck if only
What is the problem, to be honest, my family man? The more well known and acknowledged women's shitty behaviour becomes the less tolerant men will become of it. When women are openly admitting they perform this kind of shit knowingly, the beta orbitors who want to think the best of their particular princess no longer have plausible deniability.
Should i smoke weed?
What do you even gain from it?
You feel good for a little while.
>>25570708
good vibes
lel
but really don't overdo it, getting full blasted is never worth it. atleast for me anyways.
>>25570708
like, just go for it duude lmao, it like, like cures cancer and awakens you to the world and shit maaan
lemmie tell you a true story, man
My wife got aids from this black guy she was fucking while I bragged about smoking weed on /b/ - one spliff later she was cured - The government dont want you to know dude!
>decide this morning to try and be normie today
>dress nice, go to starbucks with my laptop
>maybe I'll meet a girl
>not particularly crowded when I enter
>put headphones in, sit down at a table
>browse on my laptop
>a few minutes later a qt walks in
>sits directly across from me
>my heart starts pounding
>keep eyes on screen
>she keeps glancing up at me from her studying or whatever
>make eye contact
>she smiles at me
>look back at my screen like an autist and don't even smile back
>a few minutes later she gets up and moves to a single-person chair with no table instead
I'm sitting in starbucks still and she's still here. How do I unfuck this up
>>25570656
just fucking go and say hello i am anon.
trust me dude this is the best way.
>>25570656
If you talk to her she's going to notice your social awkwardness. The whole conversation will fall apart
Go back and tell her that you were busy with some important shit and that you didnt really notice her.
ITT: Favourite pornstars
1/???
2/???
>ywn fuck an Aussie
I remember when she was a skinny scene bitch
What do black butts smell like?
Post your waifu robots. Fembots/cyborgs need not apply.
robotic waifu, robotic laifu
Sophie, tales of graces f. Phone won't let me upload pic... do it for me Jon...
Chloe Price from the Life Is Strange videogame.
What's your thoughts on nicotine/tobacco? Does taking it make you better at social interactions like ecstasy or alcohol?
>>25570559
No.
Smoker here.
OP, don't do it.
>>25570559
>I smoke tobacco
It only makes you better at social interaction because like booze it's an accepted social activity for people who do indulge in it. At work when you take smoke breaks it can help with social interactions because you can just stand there like an autist and still look like you're part of the scenery since you're supposedly enjoying a smoke outside the building.
It's potentially a gateway to normieland.
I'm in class today and theres this faggot kid who wont stop talking in front of me. I decide to move and the teacher tells me to go back, and when i do, this little asian kid says something under his breath and I tell him to shut up. The teacher gets mad but class resumes. Then we do partner work, and I go with my friend. We talk and right when he comes back (he was out of the class most of the time) he hears me, out of context say "go fucking hang yourself" to my friend. He gets super mad and i get sent to the office. Fast forward now and I have a office detention and they sent home a notification that, that happened. WAT DO ROBOTS
>>25570469
Underage
Hang yourself
You're underage.
You shouldn't be here. Not because it's the cool kids club, but because this place corrupts, also you're just shitposting. This isn't your diary.
>>25570469
stop posting on 4chan till your 18
Hello fellow Robot's. I heard you need some cheering up and encouragement. This inspirational 6 tips to success by Arnold Shwarzaniger speech really helps me a lot!
https://youtu.be/EyhOmBPtGNM
tl;tw
1. Trust yourself
2. Break some rules
3. Don't be affraid to fail
4. Don't listen to the nay-sayer's
5. Hard work (No Pain, No Gain)
6. Give something back
Also inspiration and arnold thread.
I really hope you take a look at "arnold inspiration video" it may with Shia La Buff's JUSTDOIT cause a electro chemical reaction in your brain as it did mine helping push me over the edge to do the things I need to do that I want to do to succeed
you can do it anon
Cohlhx
Motivation doesn't fix ugly and small dick.
>>25571047
money/success and a ripped body wouldn't?
his words can be applied to every aspect of life. he is our new god. his speech is so inspirational
Do women make good leaders?
>>25570362
No, for example pic related watches a whole continent get cuck'd and does absolutely nothing to at least contain the problem.
Will take years to repair the damage.
>>25570362
Merkel deserves to be hanged from the highest pole.
>>25570362
I don't see the word "MAN" in leader, do you?
My heart is beating retarded and I feel like I'm dying. I looked on the internet and it's called 'artial fibrillation'. Basically normally my heart is like
>boom boom boom boom boom etc
but right now and for the past 3 hours it's been going unpredicatable and not beating like stopping I feel like I'm going to die and it's never going to beat again, not exageratting it's running at about 50 beats like this
>boom boom booom _______boom___________boombooombooombooom__________boom booom booom booom boom boom boombobombobmbob boom boom boom boom______boom boom boom booom booom_________boom
anyway should I go to the hospital or is this common or what?
I'd just go but I live in the 'freesest' nation on earth and it will cost me thousands
only thing I can think of that's causing it is I'm coming off opiates at the moment but this isn't the first time it's happened and it's happened before without ever even taken opiates
I don't want to go into thousands of debt for nothing but I don't want to die either
I already take 360mg of propanalol because I had some heart issues before (minor heart attack) and did all these tests and shit, mri's went into so much debt but they were like basically we have no idea what happenedd you damaged the tissue in your heart but we don't know what caused it, and your heart looks normal just a murmur which isn't serious. was in hospital for like a week and they said basically we don't know
anyway should I go? I'll definitely go if it stays the same until tomorrow but should I go now? last time I went they were useless and it costs me thousands and now I take this stupid med (propanalol) that doesn't do shit it just burns my stomach
>hurr durr go to hospital I can imagine some responses, but like I said I went last time and basically went into 12k debt for nothing.
I have those all the time. Don't know the reason. Never have been diagnosed with any heart disease.
Is it like when your heart stops for a while and suddenly it makes this one huge beat and after that couple quick ones?
>>25570348
>360mg of propranolol
damn, son. i'm taking 120-160 mg a day and I thought that was a high dose.
>>25570496
meant to quote OP.
We need to come up with a buzzword that describes the discrimination of ugly/socially inept people (aka robots).
A buzzword we can scream at SJWs. A buzzword we can scream at normies.
Like sexist, ableist, racist ect...
Also, pic very related
>>25570178
Robophobia
Turpicist
From the latin turpis = ugly, but I think it sucks
