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honest question why does this turn me on???
im a straight male.
i find only the guy part repulsive but when the black hair sucked its fucking hot
why is this??
is this gay or straight?
honest question
im truleey desperate to get some honest answerSource: http://www.webcamrecordings.com/file/chaturbate-cute_sahara8-public-show-09_17_2015-20_16_17
https://webcam-archiver.com/file/?chaturbate-cute-sahara8-17092015
look at that guy go to work on that dick, he takes it all the way like a champ while that stupid woman barely goes halfway down
why are women so selfish and lazy in love?
it's this thread again bech pl0x
source for OP?
![dark-science-fiction-immersive-virtual-reality-junkie-image-source-unknown[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/juqJtDo.jpg "dark-science-fiction-immersive-virtual-reality-junkie-image-source-unknown[1]")
Our world is becoming a dystopian novel where sex and weed and internet/social media and soon VR are used to keep us comatose while governments take control of everything.
It is and has been happening.
Will you escape it anon? Or will you be barcoded among the mindless masses?
I don't give a shit what the government does so long as I'm comfortable, full and have my VR waifu.
can't talk busy fapping to my vr gf
If I'm always happy it wont matter.
Why does this upset you so much even though he's right?
>>25587492
It matters because slutty cherios dont come with social diseases, mental baggage, and dependent children. His analogy is completely flawed.
Nice b8m8
>>25587492
Cheerios won't get pregnant, get eaten by someone else and then take my house and force me to pay for the human-cereal halfbreed hellspawn for 18 years.
When I've had this discussion with women, I always ask if they'd buy a used dildo. Not one has ever said yes.
Who /smartbutlazy/ here?
>tfw high school dropout
>tfw 155 IQ
>>25587176
Where did you test your IQ?
>>25587176
ummm 120?
Does that count?
(my life is really awesome btw).
>>25587181
it was done at school
i took one in 1st grade and then another in 6th grade. the results were pretty much the same
It really pays to be good looking and autistic.
>>25586115
What's his story?
Is he actually autistic? Not meme-autism?
Or why was he on a show that is apparently about people that are undatable?
>>25586115
>women are attracted to good looking guys
Woah, stop the fucking presses. You're really onto something here.
Something about his eyes don't seem right
I wouldn't want to be alone with this guy, and not just because he's ripped
What was your childhood dream, robots?
Marine biologist
I wanted to be happy, make video games, and be a dad.
Was naive of me to think happiness would be attainable.
I really wanted to be an author or a creator of some kind.
>Tfw I friendzone a girl
the sweet justice
>>25585514
Well done anon. Live the pain, pass the pain.
>tfw ex gf asks me what l'm up to and lf l wanna meet
>prepare plan
>pretend l'm getting millions from the lottery
>she becomes even more affective
>tell her about my "new gf"
>she cries because "l was wrong anon, you loved me and l dumped you, but l can change"
>tell her that the discussion is over
>she's in tears as l leave
Always feels good to be huge bitch
>>25585607
This is the most retarded shit I've read she's just going to think you're a fool or crazy when she finds out you didn't win millions.
>enter bathroom to get weekly shower
>see this
what do you do?
>weekly
Fucking normalshit.
set the tray of fruits i've prepared for her nearby, bow deeply and tell her to "Enjoy the platter, m'lady. 'twas a family recipe." and gently shut the door behind me as i leave.
> the fuck are you
> how did you get here
> kick that bitch out
> proceed with fap and weekly shower
They're asking for it. They seriously are...
http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2016/01/best-wastehistime2016-tweets-what-does-it-mean
violence against women? really? thats your answer? real big 'man' you are. Its just a joke and it doesnt even affect you since you've never had a girl waste your time anyways so stop pretending like anyone would waste their time to waste your time
>>25583056
"Lol ur such a loser y u mad :^)"
Roastie getting toastie
>>25583056
Vagina Monologues, the post.
ITT: Gym class stories
> Have to go outside to play baseball
> Gym teacher announces Captians
> It's always Chad
> Chad starts picking team members
> Get picked second to last
> The kid who got picked last was the autistic kid
> My turn to bat
> For some reason there are no strikes, you keep batting until you hit
> Miss the first swing, then the second, then the third...
> Everyone is watching
> Miss the 5th swing
> "lol anon you suck"
> Finally hit it on the 7th swing
> Awkwardly powerwalk to base because you really don't know the rules
>7th swing
I don't think you were playing baseball, anon
>Don't like any of the sports
>Friends and I just slack off as much as we can talking without catching gym teacher's eye
>We're both always picked last and basically in the reject team
>But suddenly
>Its fucking badminton son holy shit
>Game faces
>We're try hard as fuck and my friend and I are always at the top placed court in the winning order
>Go back to being lazy after a month when its the next sport
>>25565032
no one replies to your post
>>25566027
so you create a thread about it?
Anybody else here kinda feel sorry for black girls sometimes? I mean, white women already make them look bad, but asian women fucking DESTROY them. I'm shocked they can even get laid at this point. Why would anyone choose a black girl when white and asian girls exist?
I feel sorry for black people in general because they're so goddam ugly. But for some reason, people overlook black men's ugliness and pretend they're attractive. The same phenomena is never applied to black women though.I also think asian are ugly. I don't understand yellow fever and the woman you posted looks AYY LMAO
>>25588693
That's because black features are masculine, so it works in men's favor. It doesn't for black women.
>long, narrow, angular faces
>wide noses
>nappy hair
>huge ass lips
>deep voices
>dark skin
All masculine traits, and on a woman, well...
asian women are perfection
>go to lose my virginity at a local brothel
>the manager turns me away at the counter
What the hell. She didn't even check with a girl to see if they would fuck me. "You don't look right, you need to leave". Why? I'm not even ugly.
>>25588380
dunno maybe you were emanating some form of a robotic aura
>>25588380
I don't think your telling us the full story, greentext time.
Prostitutes actually ask you for references these days. Not joking.
>tfw too intelligent to have a gf
The dumbest man is smarter than the smartest woman
Lol noone with an iq above 90 browses r9k
>>25588378
>tfw my IQ is 136
who /goestobarber/ here?
fade to 0, sharp jaw beard line, a bit of length on top to work natural curls.
>Beard not connected
Looks retarded
Only way it works is if you're full bald.
>>25588280
fade is super normie anon
also it hides my shit jaw
>>25588207
Nigga looks like wolly willy lmao
Can we have a thread talking about thirsty fucking guy's. I really hate these mother fuckers, you men are the reason women think they can treat us anyway.
tssssssshhhh I'm just trying to sling some pussy senpai
>>25587258
You guy's are a disgrace, and the reason women treat us like shit.
>>25587239
At least they're honest unlike us deceitful guys.
