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>born too late to experience NS Germany
>born too late to experience Volksgemeinschaft
>>28220874
I wish I could have been there. it would have been so exhilarating
Look at their beautiful yet brutish, powerful architecture. Look at their strength in numbers, their rigorous law and order. Their uniforms, their salute. Look at their imposing stone structures, their brilliantly memorable symbol, their intense patriotism and national pride. You can't help but admire Nazi Germany. National socialism is so appealing to me. I'm surprised that its not a natural human trait to yearn for the powerful unity and pride of fascism.
>>28221160
>falling for a literal propaganda photo
>they always wear a beanie
>they always wear flannel
>they think drinking green tea and lattes, mochas, frappes, etc. makes them deep
>they're either too involved or disinterested in conversations
>they use the phrase "kids will be kids"
>they verbally acknowledge a dead conversation
>they use twitter for anything other than news
>they have shitty ascii art and/or leaf/flower/grass/wind emojis in their bios
>they unironically use filters
bonus sex specifics:
>she is overweight with straight bangs
>he wears short sleeved henleys
>>28220836
>They play music while they're showering.
>they listen to music
>they eat cereal
>they drink water
>>28220836
>they always wear a beanie
>they always wear flannel
What the fuck?
I am about to eat shrooms
what movie should I watch or music should I listen to?
>>28220668
psychedelics are better for more active trips, unless you're taking just enough to feel giddy
find the /b/ movie roll list and pick from that
Neither are really necessary.
Lay in a pitch dark room with no stimulus for maximum introspection.
>>28220738
I love shrooms but that sounds boring
Would you sniff her sweaty butt?
absolutely i dont fucking care how dank or smelly it was id caress it so gently and perfectly shed moan for more then shove my face deepe, then id furfill my fanasies of fucking a woman while her big latino tits sag back and forth
>>28220468
Sure. Women's assholes have a delicious musk. I like to eat them out while they're in doggystyle position so I can sniff the anus discreetly.
damn right i'd sniff her butt
>wake up
>side of my face and pillow is wet from drool
No girl would want to sleep near this
I know that feel. I have to
>lay sideways on my left side
>wake up with drool all over pillow side
>turn over, lay sideways on my right side
>wake up, with drool all over pillow side
>flip pillow
>repeat
Every night
>>28220128
Have you tried taping your mouth shut while you sleep
>>28220128
>wake up
>cheek is on a puddle of cold drool on my pillow
>back of mouth feels painful like scalding from mouth-breathing while asleep
How many hikikomori are here on /r9k/? How do you survive?
>20 years old
>No "permanent" IRL friends since I was 13-14, other than a few acquaintances and buddies at school I would never bother to interact with anyone at all after classes finished
>NEET for about half a year now
>Haven't left the house in about a month now
>Didn't leave the house once from September to January
>Even when I was still in school, I would only leave the house for classes and that's about all
>Currently surviving by shitposting on imageboards, watching anime and playing vidya in my parents house, who don't give a fuck and don't expect much of me because I live in a shitty unpopulated rural area of a shitty country with fucktons of unemployment where you can literally have +2000 people applying for a single wageslave retail job position in a nearby town with ~15k people
>22 years old
>No "permanent" IRL friends since I was 16,
>NEET for about 5 years now
>Have to leave the House every 2 Days to buy new food
>Currently surviving by shitposting on imageboards, watching anime and eat,lift,sleep and repating it EVERYDAY.
>>28219609
>mom is out
>orders pizza home to me because i can't do phone calls
>asks the delivery guy to put the pizza on the doorstep and leave
i'm a useless fucking baby
>>28219609
Too lazy to tell my story here but I live in bedroom rarely leaving it (taking a bath once a week, washing a set of clothes). My mom brings my food in here since I have been kinda sick the last months and I get dizzy when I stand up.
Hey /r9k/, what would you say is the hardest thing to do in precalculus?
>>28219073
Probably limits or the complex plane
>>28220058
you kidding? trig identities motherfucker. precal barely goes into limits or the complex plane. fag. gay faggot.
Not sure if this is about dicks but I'll contribute anyway
hi r9k.
I think I really want to kill my self right now, right this moment.
I'm shaking slightly, I have a massive feeling of just dread and despair, there's a feeling in my throat like when you are about to cry but only very slightly.
The thought of being dead makes me feel warm and happy and it's all I want right now.
the problem is I don't know if I really want to. I can hear my siblings laughing in the adjacent rooms, and my parents are watching TV. I'm in the uk so I have no gun and there's nothing really nearby which could really kill me.
I am a 20 years old sperg KHV with absolutely no hope for the future. my original plan was to go through with suicide at 25 but I seriously doubt I stand a chance at lasting that long.
Sorry for blogposting.
>>28218191
livestream it
tbo
>>28218191
Live stream! NOW!
Yeah your parents will be even happier when they walk in your room and find yourself dangling from your ceiling. Come off it mate, get a cup of tea and watch tele with your parents
has anyone actually called a suicide hotline? Any experiences?
I'm curious about this as well.
I'm going to kill myself tomorrow because my gf is cheating on me.
yup. Told them I'm a 27 year old virgin and they scolded me for trying to prank them.
>>28217907
If 20 minutes of talking to a stranger makes you change your mind you weren't truly suicidal in the first place.
>how many boys you've done kissing with
>how many girls you've done kissing with
>>28216838
Zero boys but I've sucked a dick and he tried to fuck me it was too big.
Four women.
One boy, four girls.
>>28216838
neither cuz im not a fegit
origanu seimasu
Why don't white girls like white boys anymore?
What the hell happened?
white boys stay white boys and never become white men. Enjoy the next season of your favorite anime, friend.
You thought beta white boys was just a meme?
Top kek
Because white boys have been raised by the media and public education to think that they're inferior and a member of an evil race.
We've also been raised in an extremely feminine environment, where any traditional male behavior is heavily discouraged. This creates betas.
Have you had a hard life?
>Relative to people I know
Somewhat
>Relative to the rest of the world
No.
Yes. I don't want to talk about it
Begone, vile beast.
I fapped 11 times today.
I think I may have a problem.
>>28216187
I haven't fapped in nearly 6 days.
I haven't touched my penis in 25 years, the insides of my fat folds are full of piss and barnacles
>>28216187
you can't even reach 15, yes you are a low test fag
come and join the discussion
whatever your personality may be
https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
>>28216174
this is now an ESFJ thread, the most hard working and smart--the least lazy
>>28216192
and the most autistic
I bet you take 3 hours to eat an apple
>>28216174
What personality is Sam Hyde?
This ugly manlet neckbeard nerd loser has a reasonably-cute girlfriend, while you're still a virgin.
(Yes I know they are dating)
How does this make you feel?
>>28215884
They probably met in high school.
how much money does he have?this is not original
>>28215884
midwest white trash
fuckin white race man
