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Daily reminder that life's a genetic lottery that you lost.
http://www.feelguide.com/2015/03/29/ucl-supermodel-math/
i know that already but i'm trying to make the most of what i have
>>28232398
all i can do is play the cards i'm given desu
>>28232398
pls stop those threads it just makes feel even worse about myself im already considering suicide
>playing runescape on a friday night
>sister comes home with her bf
>he's like a 6'4" 250 lb nig
>they start an argument about her looking at a guy in public
>he starts beating the shit out of her
>can hear her screaming for help from the next room
>turn up the volume on my headphones and try to pretend it's not happening
that's what she gets for dating a nigger.
don't help her.
>BURN THE COAL, PAY THE TOLLofc this is original mastah
>>28231986
You did good op she got what she deserves
>2016
>not wearing panties 24/7
Wouldn't 24/7 imply I'd have to keep them on while using the toilet or taking a shower?
>>28231869
>2016
>Not getting breast implants while wearing panties and a dress 24/7
Are you even trying?
>>28232059
How did that male 4 turn into a female 9 so easily? What the heck?
I still wouldn't date her though, boobs too big.
Does anybody have that picture of the Japanese girl sat in a hallway eating melon bread? I think she's beside some lockers.
>>28231488
I know that image but I don't have it. She's qt hopefully someone posts it.
You could try asking on /jp/ since that's where you find Japanese girls and 2hu.
Just promise you'll lost it here if yo find it anon, okay?
>>28231609
I'm gonna go for it.
No response : (
I tried googling for it but just got anime girls.
how big is your ding ding dong?
have you used it ?
7x6 here
never
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999x5 inch penis reporting in, I'd gladly lose two inches of length for one inch of girth
8 x 7
I have never seen a vagina
>>28230807
9x15in. Chicks dig my girth
At what point in life do you know when you're only option is to settle for a partner who is fat, ugly or a single mother?
when you've been pussy starved for so long fat chicks start looking attractive.
>>28230611
I don't understand how this can ever happen when you have 600+ hours of free pornography at your fingertips.
>>28230597
When you pull your own dick out of your ass and realize you're not exactly hot shit yourself
anyone down for a couple games of blind pick? all skill levels welcome. my skype is emoji.jones
>>28230546
Region?
>>28230558
US East but i dont mind ping I have v good interwebs
>>28230546
Im in Oceania, Guess im out
hey /r9k/, my fellow robots
I was temporarily a normie, dating a really cute girl that was in nursing school. Met her at my uni.
Anyhow, as completely expected, she turned Stacy on me and left me for a german guy.
I'm still plenty bitter. SO I've decided to have some fun with my pain and share some of her nudes with my real friends here.
She has no idea what 4chan is so I'm going to dump some photos here.
Pic very related. I've also got pussy, feet, ass, and boobs.
Make requests and I probably have them.
Dubs gets titties.
Trips and 69 gets pussy shots, let's make this fun.
GO!
>>28230472
Roring
Mute for two
>>28230472
Rolling for them boobers
>>28230492
Make requests friendo. Whatcha trying to see?
You wake up naked on a isolated, deserted Pacific island with four of these items (plus bonus item if dubs).
Which do choose and how do you proceed?
>>28230329
Matches, pot, shovel and machette.
I wish there was fishing wire but beggars can't be choosers.
>>28230329
This belongs in /b/
>>28230373
So does your mother.
Does this make you experience rage? For me it does.
women are wrong about everything never listen to anything they say.
It's pretty accurate though, that's how the male/female mating dynamic has worked for a while
>>28230251
That is 100% fine, though i personally find it hard to balance the whole "am i being creepy" thing which leads me not chasing the girl as its not the fear of rejection that scares me but the thaught that another person is this world thinks that I am a creep.
I just want normies OUT OF MY 4CHAN is it too much ask? Like there is million of sites like reddit,9gag etc etc... Why 4chan?
4chan isn't yours though.
>>28229950
Beyond that there is also /b/ for edge fags, /soc/ for roasties, /lgbt/ for trapscum and gayfags(and /b/), worldstar for niggers etc.
Why do they all have to invade our board?
why don't you just go to wizardch*n
When it comes to dating attractiveness is almost everything there is (especially if you are in your early 20s). I realize the evolutionary background of this and care about it to some extent myself yet it just feels as the greatest injustice.
Here is my story. I met this girl and we have been hanging out for weeks.
I am smarter and more intelligent than her, I impress her everytime we discuss. She claims to be a sapiosexual.
She says that I am so different when it come to conversations in a good way. I always dominate and lead the convos.
I am not normally funny but she always laughs at my jokes.
When ever we hang out we have a great time and we hang out a lot since she doesn't have many friends.
All jokes and memes aside I am a nice men, I act kind, I help her with various things making her life easier, I am a profeminist, she feels very comfortable taking about her relationships to me (read:beta).
And she isn't a slut either, she is a virgin and all she does is kissing people (believe me on this, it's because of our culture).
We got shit drunk too many times, we have been alone in her room too many times, she starts the conversations most of time but I still know that she doesn't find me attractive since she always suggests different girls to me.
So whatever I do, whatever the kind of person I become, whatever I will do to improve myself doesn't matter as long as I have an ugly face. I don't even judge this behavior anymore, it just well sucks.
>>28229884
Sorry for the wall of text, I'm just frustrated.
>>28229884
> I act kind
> I am a profeminist
thats where you dun goofed anon
i know ugly manlets who have 10/10 girls
step up your game faggot
>>28229931
>i know ugly manlets who have 10/10 girls
and i won the lottery
step your lying game up faggot.
I'm back boys~
back from raiding the fridge?
>>28229829
Welcome back.
Now gtfo.
>>28229829
Are you?
Hmm.
Why do all Asian girls want the white dick?
>>28229519
you can have all the dark skinned asian girls you want, they are literally worthless
>>28229519
Money, chance to leave their third world countries. Once they obtain legal status in your country they will probably dump you.
>>28229568
Filipina women in a nutshell.
I remember watching this video about why they love Americans (read: white men with money); they gave bullshit reasons like "I think they're really nice"; they gave half-true answers like "Because I find them cute/handsome"; deep down of course, they want the Green Card. But they're not going to say that, are they?
When was the last time you asked a woman out?
december 2015 biggest failure of my life
>>28229415
>last time
yeah, nah
Never
29 in December btw
