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>sister finishes uni
>she moved back in today
>father is the happiest I've seen him in a while
>he hasn't talked to me for 3 weeks even though we sleep 50 feet away every night
>I hear nothing but laughter and loud talking from the living room making it hard to hear anything I'm watching
>have to deal with her retard ass sitting on the couch all summer watching greys anatomy constantly giving me glances of hatred when ever I open my bedroom door to go pee or eat
I'm not sure how much more of this I can take and she's only been here two hours
is your sister sexy?
Do something with your life then. upstage her
>moving in back with your parents after you finish school
???
26.
somehow we got together. i dont even know how it happened. we just started talking in class and a few days later she was in my apartment and we fucked. then we kept doing that. it was so easy.
IT WAS EASY FOR THEM TOO. ALL 26 OF THEM.
My gf had 26 dicks. I asked because i am a fucking idiot and she was honest. or she has had even more dicks. who knows? 26 is bad enough.
i even asked what the biggest dick she has ever had was. she didn't know but said it was about 4 stacked hands long. i gave her a ruler. 9". fucking 9". i asked her if it hurt.
"we made it work hihi"
she is really sweet and lovely but i dont even see her as my gf anymore. just some whore that is nice i guess.
dont date girls robots. they are the worst.
Dump her. You are both massive faggots, it sounds like.
But you won't because you're a miserable sex-addict just like her.
>>28255644
You're obsessed with dicks. Sounds like you need a bf.
>>28255768
She is the second girl I have been with so I'm hardly a sex-addict.
Being a legit manlet is a living nightmare. There is literally the equivalent of racism against us short guys. Females and most gays too simply find us repulsive. Also, anything you do is seen as "compensating", buy a good car or try to get fit and they'll be all like "look at that manlet compensating his height".
And the worst thing is that there is nothing you can do about it, if you're fat, aspie, and to a certain extent ugly you can make it, but as a manlet you're fucked/cucked.
And if you're angry and call people out on this, you're in the best case considered to be angry with a bad attitude. In the worst case people just laugh at you saying things like
>look at him being angry, so cute xDDDD
>>28254891
More like they'll think "typical angry manlet frustrated by his height".
>Also, anything you do is seen as "compensating"
>seen as
I guess that's true, though
Isn't the whole phenomenon of race mixing just the white race absorbing the black race to extinction? I mean the white female is without a doubt placed highest on the sexual market, and they're known to breed with basically any other race, but lets keep the black race as an example. If their mixed offspring is male he will most likely prefer white females and together they'll produce white offspring. When the mixed offspring is female she'll either go for a black man, and absorb another black lineage into this mixed lineage, or they'll go for a white male and will have completely washed out the black with their offsping.
So since white males don't go for black females in general, you could say that both black, mixed and white males are breeding with white females, which means with every male offspring the lineage will most likely turn towards white, and with every female offsping the lineage will either turn towards white or absorb a black lineage into it, that will eventually turn towards white.
Does this make any sense, or is my logic flawed?
also srs no race bait
>>28254847
read pic related, in order to your idea of "absorbing black race" and making it go extinct, you would need to race mix everybody with a white person, then those mixed kids have to mix only with white person until there's no trace of black genotype. It would take generations of controlled racemixxing and making sure mixed kids don't mix with each other. There always have to be pure white in the equation.
>>28254847
maybe this "theory" would make a tiny bit of sense if the color black wasn't so overpowering
that's why mixed race kids are always referred to as half black, half asian, etc. rather than half white. pale skin is a recessive trait and can only exist by keeping generations in control
are there even any good multiplayer games nowadays r9k?
being a neet used to be so fun, no matter how isolated i was i could always play fun multiplayer games like WoW, CSS, Gmod, TF2, Minecraft, Quake, even Eu3 and Eu4 and pal around with people, make friends, and have a lot of fun playing those games
nowadays everyone takes shit so seriously, even in fucking shit like TF2 and minecraft. everyone is a fucking tryhard and nobody can just have fun anymore.
despite this even griefing seems dead now, youtube used to be dominated by people trolling Jailbreak, Minecraft Servers, DarkRP, but it all just vanished
thinking about how much i had griefing and playing legit back in the day, it was always a vicious cycle too. play legit for 2 hours and get trashed then grief for hours.
now you cant even grief in games. grief in csgo? banned. grief in dota? banned.
no sense of community anymore really either in any games, or maybe thats just because of how mainstream they are
what games are even fun anymore?
>>28254768
No, I still play Left 4 Dead because co-op games never improved after it.
Good to know its not only me that thinks that way. I don't have anything to do and I am always up for EUIV. Wanna play some?
>tfw i used to look up to myg0t and emulate their griefing in cs1.6
good times, familias
Death will come to those who ask
Kill me, Pete.
Please just do it.
>>28254280
I'm ready, senpai.
End my life, pete.
I am very tired.
If women acted like anime girls, how would life be different?
Goodness gracious I just love nice anime tits.
Stop giving Kumiko huge breasts
It would be pretty shitty still honestly.
Harems would be everywhere. There would be like 6 girls lusting after the same guy. If guys stay the same then we'd just take advantage of all the pure innocent girls and because they're anime girls they're down to fucking do everything as long as it's the main character. So they would get fucked in every way possible before getting dumped then possibly killing themselves or going on a yandere killing spree.
It would suck, it would just be a different version of whats happening now as far as robots are concerned. We wouldn't be the main character, we would be the Sunoharas of the world at best and background decoration at worst.
Imagine how great life would be if you had a big dick....
Doesn't matter how big of a dick I have, no girl would ever see it anyways due to the rest of me
I have a big dick. Over 9 inches but only average girth.
Life still sucks. I'm short skinny manlet with baby face. If girls aren't attracted to you in the first place your big dick doesn't help at all.
I have had sex a few times and every girl said I had the biggest dick they've ever seen, but I could actually get sex on the regular if I didn't look like a potential trap.
>>28254282
post dick originalle
![Screenshot_2016-05-01-13-27-28[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ctrjvuE.png "Screenshot 2016-05-01-13-27-28[1]")
>gf and I broke up a week ago
>been chilling on tinder since
>already made out with one of the girls
>have several dates with others set up next week
I guess I finally reached normality. I went from being an aspie robot to getting with more girls than any of my friends. I'm happy to pass on my knowledge to any of you anons if you want my help(:
>>28254223
1) any proof? 2) how'd you do it
>>28254247
Well the screenshot is kinda the proof; what kind of stuff are you looking for anyway?
And you just talk to them about a very select group of topics and once you feel like you've gotten close enough to them you ask them out for drinks. Literally every single girl I've asked out this way has said yes.
>>28254277
how much do you pay on each of those dates?
>A 16 year old taking a load of random 15-17 year old dicks is fine
>A 16 year old in a mutually loving relationship with a 22 year old is not fine
Roastie logic
i think you have fundamentally misunderstood the issue here
it's not ok for children to engage in sex at all, but if they're having sex with other children then neither party can justifiably be punished for it, they're both at fault
16 year old girls literally cannot do any wrong. A 16 year old girl could go on a shooting rampage through the White House and come out the otherside with a brand new Mercedes and a date with the teen idol of her dreams for her troubles.
>>28254147
>it's not ok for children to engage in sex at all
Why, especially if you class 16 year olds as children? Luckily Most of Europe has sensible laws on this issue
Robots, why don't you have a latina gf?
>>28253944
Because I'm British and we don't have Latina women here. Besides, I don't think I want a gf.
>>28253944
Because latina women want attractive men like every other woman.
same reason i don't have any other type of gf
Is there an /r9k/ equivalent for girls?
Not necessarily with all of the shitposting, just a place where girls talk about guys and what they do to attract guys.
>>28253797
The female equivalent of /r9k/ is tumblr, but that's including shitposting.
When some talk about what they do to attract men, the mostly do it in person instead of online. Otherwise it's usually just a mix of mainstream social media like the Cosmo snapchannel, facebook, Twitter, etc
>>28253797
Just stay here and make femanon only threads.
Pretty much Tumblr feminist blogs or lolcow farm
Hello Australia! How are you doing on this fine Sunday evening?
fucking fucked m8, huiting the vodka hard anbd dredaing work tomorrowm
>>28253518
Contemplating leaving 4chan forever, as I've read more about politics and world events, I've noticed I'm incompatible with the racist, misogynist sentiment I see in many posts here. It's tearing me apart as I've been here for so long, but when I see nigger and faggot used for example, it really is starting to piss me off.
Trying to fine a qt Aussie girl that browses 4chan to be my qt.
It's never happening is it, lads?
After years of being requested to check my privilege, I finally did it and according to BuzzFeed, I am not.
My original sin of being a straight white male was not enough to condemn me :^)
>>28253496
holy kekGot a link? I wanna give this a spin. I don't even care if I'm giving them clicks.
>>28253496
>>28253515
https://www.buzzfeed.com/regajha/how-privileged-are-you
>>28253496
straight white male
check your privilege cis scum
>>28253479
Do what?
originale
>>28253500
facial abuse
poririg comeal
Overly restrictive parenting led her to act out in a shocking way to get back at her parents
>>28253509
Do you think her father has already watched or even masturbated to the videos?
![LCcSR9Y[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Vmqva9Z.jpg "LCcSR9Y[1]")
