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I am so fucking tired of this shit. I treated this bitch nicely for about 4 years now and this is the picture I wake up to. Goodbye robots, it was nice knowing you.
>>28272717
So you tried to manipulate her for 4 years and you're mad it didn't work?
>>28272717
OP BTFO
Double cucked. You got cucked out of a gf and a nigger just said all white people look alike.
That's not how girls work anon
You can't just be nice to them and have them go from friend to girlfriend, if you wanted to be her bf you have to make your intentions known early in the relationship, if you have romantic feelings you can't be friends with them
Is there any normie activity more repulsive, degrading, and all-around humiliating than dancing? It's just spastic wriggling around that would get you labeled psychotic in any other circumstance.
I try to fake being normie in day-to-day life, but I draw the line at dancing. I would resist doing it even at gunpoint, and I've had standoffs with normies on multiple occasions over my refusal to do it, to the point of causing scenes. But I still stand my ground on this issue.
Anyone else know this feel?
Dancing has bee and can be great, normie "dancing" though, is just about as shit-tier as anything you'd expect from normies
>>28272579
I wouldn't do any kind of dancing under any circumstances. It's a degradation to the very foundation of what it is.
>>28272651
I refuse to ever sing with the same intensity, but I'm not disgusted by other people doing it as long as I don't know them personally.
How come everybody is mean to black women? We are beautiful but society always tries to bring us down. We are better then cumskin and gook women but the white people who run the media just hate on black women for no reason. You racist assholes need to treat black women better we are beautiful.
personality goes a long way most african immigrants in canada tend to live a productive life
and if you look at the blacks in america is a completely different story
I find black women most attractive.
white girls fukin scare me..
>>28272477
Nice dubs.
No, I don't. You're a neurotic wreck and I bet you don't even like anime.
Do you think you'll die a virgin?
Well duh, I'm 26, I think we're past the point of even trying, anon
Well, it's already too late for that. But I WILL die alone.
god i sure hope i will
Where my fellow Bibots at?
>being attracted to people
I wish I didn't like traps and trannies, because I otherwise find male bodies pretty fucking disgusting.
I just pretend to be hetero because I've never met a male I had any sexual interest in IRL
>>28272001
Are u sure famlee
Femanon into vorephilia, AMA
Did this before, I think maybe 3 times now
>>28271632
Why? Please explain
>>28271740
You mean like where I think the source of it is? (I was thinking about this and I think I got it)
or what do I like about it now?
>>28271778
Can't speak for him but I want to know the source
Is the overnight security meme just another robot lie?
I just looked at night security jobs in my area on indeed, and they all talk about being able to communicate effectively with customers and employees. I thought the meme was that I was only there for insurance purposes and get to be the only person in the building, alone, and call police if something happens.
What gives?
Any security guards here?
>>28271486
>communicate effectively with customers and employees
This just means "do you have working vocal cords and a grasp on the english language."
>>28271516
So I will be left alone with my laptop?
>>28271582
Unless somebody tries breaking in wherever you're working, yes. You'll probably have to do rounds around the building throughout the night but for the most part your boss is going to tell you everything.
Have you ever touched an ass before, robots?
>>28271392
>that resolute set to her jaw after she figures out what the heck happened
>>28271392
YEAH YOUR MOMS LMAO
>>28271392
I like to drive out to places and cup a few feels. I'm OCD-paranoid, though, so I always make sure to wear some kind of disguise and park far away from my target area. You'd be amazed by just how many women don't even try to slap you. You'd be even more amazed by how many even seem like they enjoy it. I think that evolutionarily they're basically designed that way, to like it. They want to be "used", it's a major female kink
>tfw small dick
Pic related,
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>28271383
doesnt look small to me?
whats your basis for comparison
>>28271383
You should be more worries about your body hair. What the fuck is going on here?
The shortest uncut dick is automatically superior to my cut one.
i have bpd and i need attention
i get obsessive and overly attached easily
i ahve self harm scars and i am 5'5 and 90 lbs
if you're still interested please contact my skype: dumbthrowaway
>racist
>likes anime
>no hobbies
>illiterate
>doesn't even have a good taste in movies, videogames or music
do you wonder why you have no bf?
I'll tell you why: it's because you're boring as fuck
>>28271273
You posted this last night, surely you have a bunch of orbiter losers by now?
Midwest us is useless to me sadly.
>>28271357
>racist
Yes, how dare someone prefer their own race? God forbid.
When did you grow out of Atheism and began accepting God into your heart again, fellow robots?
believing in god is cool
but being a Christian is next to being a cuckold
>>28270493
Low tier bait anon
When you grew out of being a faggot
you must be anon, i have foreseen your arrival...come, I have much to teach you and our time here is short
>>28270417
What would you have me do?
>>28270417
Oh sorry man I'm busy right now I'll see ya later though
not now Sifu, im not ready.
It's really sad that even robots don't want to be my friend. I constantly try to interact and make friends here and literally nobody reciprocates. At least some of you losers have internet friends.
I'll be your friend OP
But truthfully I don't know what friends even do
And there's no way for me to know that we're a good friend-match just from your post
And if we're not, rejection is painful
So maybe I don't want to try after all
>>28270173
>>28270020
>>28270008
What kind of friends do you want OP?
You can't be too certain about that. I do want friends, I haven't had any for years. But I don't know how to talk to people. So I don't really try.
> Be me
> Be bullied from beginning of high school
> Called fag and shit
> Can't talk to anyone except ugly girl
> Girl was probably on spectrum
> Nothing changes until grade 12
> Spectrum girl asks me to prom-pose
> Dont want to ask her
> Mom buys me a suit
> Forces me to go to prom with her
> Ask her in front of cafeteria in school
> Get turned down in front of everyone
> Everyone in my school there to make fun of me
> Now all the Chads in my school call me the spectrum bender
Fuck this life /R9K/, help me seek revenge. Prom is on May 20th Ontario link to the google vote page here:
tinyurl com/gre4fxh
Bump lol anon is fag
Bump, good memes to be had
KEK SHITS DOPE SENPAI
Who /FashTheNation/ here??
>>28270010
here kameraden, we have to do something about the commie redditors wanting to create a /leftypol/
>>28270010
Go away. It's may day, you fucking pigs.
>>28270010
Symbol is literally a bundle of sticks
>not faggots at all
![139px-Fascist_symbol.svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/b9HEyNF.png "139px-Fascist symbol.svg[1]")
