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These are always a good time I'll start
>short hair outclasses long hair on girls 9/10
Pic very related
>tfw too cowardly to seek revenge on those who have wronged me
>anyone who argued in the comments section of news articles is literal walking cancer
>its not wrong of me to want to be complimented just once in my life on any aspect of my person by a qt
>single moms (as result of divorce) are literally undateable
Women can be just as civilized as men if you get the right one, but there are so few you might as well be gay if you want anything useful.
>>28273970
thats not an unpopular opinion
bloxsdf
Roll and get ready to fap to your destined monster material
>>28270060
roll for sushi girl
>>28270060
rolling for anything that doesn't like bbc
>>28270060
rolling for man trap, succubus, or lamia
is lamia the actual name for a half snake half girl thing? I've never heard that
So you guys probably remember me, I was the guy who used advice from /r9k/ to ask a girl out on a date to the aquarium and she said yes, and today I just came back from the date. I promised an update so here it is.
>Get in car
>Drive to target, get car air refreshener
>Go to house (small one story house, like mine)
>Take off shoes, because of japanese mom
>Meet Dad, american navy veteran, big tough looking guy
>Says "we need to talk" so he can lay down the rules
>Just the usual "don't hurt my daughter, I will go to jail for life for her" stuff
>Give my contact information to dad, name and address
>Me and qt3.14 leave for the date
>We talk along the way
>Get to the aquarium
>Nobody with signs of my previous threads was waiting at the entrance
>Go though the aquarium, she takes tons of pictures and we have tons of fun
>See feeding of otters, sharks, and penguins and mayan dudes dancing and making weird noises and shit
>We don't hold hands, I'm too sperg to figure out how to initiate that at all
>We go though whole aquarium, takes about 3 hours
>We drive to Klyde Warren Park
>Go to restaurant, wait 15 minutes for a seat
>We wait in the park, just talking, chatting, walking together
>Still to sperg to hold hand
>We eat lunch, we laugh and eat, both very happy
>Find out she has two names, a English and Japanese one.
>Lunch was the best part, lots of fun desu
>Pay for everything (lunch, aqua-land, parking,), totaled about $88 in total
>Not sure if it is a lot to spend but that's ok, but I've got $$$ saved up for just free money, plus got a raise at work recently
>Get to her house about 4 PM (we left together at 8:45)
>Parents are glad we are back, dad says we were back earlier than expected
>I stay for a couple hours, playing vidya with her plus she lets me borrow "The Twelve Kingdoms" and Death Note live movie so I can watch them at home.
>Play with her 5 dogs (they are all small).
>Dad goes into his mancave during that time
>Chat with mom a bit
Pic-texts today
Looks like our whittle robot is all growed up ;')
>>28269019
I can't believe you used this girl to give her dad your number you faggot.
you didn't fuck the orcas?
baka
Acnebots report.
What are you doing to treat your acne?
How often do you think about killing yourself because your skin is totally fucked for life?
>>28266620
>Just change your pillow sheets bruh
>>28266643
>just don't touch your face bro!
Take Doxycycline anon, my skin was fucked a few months ago, giant acne sores all over my face.
Started taking Doxycycline twice daily and my face is totally clear aside from some old acne scars, dead serious.
http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=mega-anime-avatar-creator
Make and post your waifus lads. Here's one I made earlier.
doing this made me feel really fucking sad.
oregano
>>28260301
smugfu
>tfw no crazed murderer waifu
The last thread was pretty successful.
Malebots, what's your ideal bf like?
>>28260190
>what's your ideal bf like?
total bro who magically got trapped in a thick girl's body and now lusts for my dick
/fit/ and /r9k/ sitting in a tree
>>28260190
My ideal bf is 2d boipuss
So anon, when are you going to bring home a girl?
Who the fuck are you and how did I get here?
what the fuck wheres my plate you fucking thoughtless cunts?
>>28280874
I think she's right were l need her ;)
Come here mommy ;;;)
>meet white person
>they seem cool
>search them on facebook
>they have hundreds of facebook friends and not a single one of them is black
I automatically assume low-key racist. I understand not everyone hangs in the same circles but 1 / 20 people here are black and you failed to befriend a single one in your 4 years here? Come on, dude. Not mad just disappointed.
people usually avoid niggers, they tend to bring trouble wherever they roam
sage
I had several black FB friends but I've cut all contacts with them and delete them since I took one of them as a roommate and I dated a black girl.
Those 2 were clearly the ultimate redpills about black people. At least those from my country.
What if every one he tried to be friends with thought the same thing?
>she asks for a pic of me
>send it
>she gradually stops talking to me
Are they expecting to find Chad here on /r9k/ or something?
>>28280206
>fat girl asks for a pic of me
>send it
>she keeps talking to me but never compliments me even though i told her i am ugly and i know i am not
wew lad i stopped talking to her
>>28280206
well what do you look like? post it here
>>28280234
I'm fat but white and there's nothing deformed about me.
Keep in mind most of these girls were obese.
What are your favourite sorts of threads?
Trap threads
im straight
Man child degeneracy threads
Anything that involves poo, pee and other disgusting activities is usually hilarious
>>28279942
Like the RL feels thread and autism thread.
I think I am becoming an actual racist /r9k/. I only used to be a racist in a joking way. Recently though, whenever I have seen blacks I have commented on them, in my mind, thinking "That's cute, someone taught an ape to wear clothes", or things like that. Anyone else gone through this?
>Pic related, I saw it while browsing shit about Trump on Cuckbook.It infuriated me.
Is it racist to say blacks have cultural problems when their idols are telling them to literally be thugs, criminals and hedonists? Is it racist to say an Aboriginal is a lot less intelligent than a European?
I mean there are plenty of biological and cultural differences between races and trying to pretend they don't exist is more "racist" than accepting them.
i don't think it was ever really just in a 'joking way" desu
>>28279915
>getting mad at opposing opinions
How's junior year going? Anyways, if you feel that way and want to change make a conscious effort to change if not what ever.
Does anyone else not feel bad for women when stuff like this happens to them?
That's the price they pay for rigging the dating game do that they do literally no work and serve as the sex selectors. Imagine how many guys the average girl rejects in her lifetime. Imagine how much free shit and attention she got. Women are playing on tutorial mode so much that it's enraging to think about it as a man sometimes. The consolation prize is that sometimes a brother like him manages to remind women that they are this way because we let them be.
Whiteknights love to talk about "haha get over it Virgin" when you talk about how rigged dating is in women's favor, well guess what, some men kill rape and assault women for rejecting them, get over it :)
>>28279853
Fuck off you edgy fedora tipping neckbeard.
>>28279853
You have been added to the list.
>>28279853
This is very nice actually. The more it happens, the better.
What does it feel like to sleep beside someone, bros?
>>28279498
Hell
Human is not made to sleep with someone. After a good fuck it's nice but then the farting begins, the blanket pulling, you know...
It is way too hot and uncomfortable. Sleeping by yourself is the way to go.
Undercovers smells like hot ass and musty pussy, and morning breath that could kill you.
My online business has been making some pretty decent money since the start of 2016. Pic related. Making more than anyone I know personally.
I'm not happy at all. In fact life kinda fuckin' sucks now because I have to work 4-6hrs EVERY DAY (no days off) and deal with a lot of stupid, pissy customers.
I have thoughts of moving somewhere cheap -- maybe to Eastern Europe, or SE Asia -- and just plowing prostitutes til my dick turns green. This stops seemingly like such a good idea once I watch porn and cum though.
How do I use this money to make me happy? Or should I continue my miserable existence and just save it.
wealth is wasted on the dull.
Take a fucking vacation. There is a reason people do this. Stop working 7 days a week if that's what you meant by every day.
Hire a peon to do this mundane shit for you if you have so much money.
donate some money to me so i can buy ps3 games
>>28279460
Trust me, I've thought about hiring a VA or whatever. But at the end of the day I just don't trust anyone to run my business. I've done a lot of work in creating a service that's unique, but if anyone saw the back-end of it they could easily replicate it. Or they could sabotage and ruin my business with the click of a button. Too risky.
What's your excuse for not having a gf?
I lay in bed and watch youtube and netflix on my ps4 all day. No time for the ladies, at the moment.
too normal to get pity fucked or bed a hideous beast, too weird to be chad or bed stacies.
>>28279140
I think i'm too nice
