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Ohayou /r9k/!
Whatever you do today, make sure you do your best!
I did nothibg and I definitly did it very Well.
>>28285199
Ohayou is literally perfection
>>28285199
Nice dubs senpai
I went to all my classes. To make myself better
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3548201/
This story has everything!
One single punch? Who the hell hit him the Hulk?
>>28285070
Any member of any other country could kill a faggot from the UK with a few smacks, so it's understandable that a chad might kill a bingbong posh cocksucker with one good hit.
>>28285070
what happens in situations like that is someone big punches someone small, already causing a lot of damage, and then the person falls back and hits their head on concrete and their brain starts bleeding or what have you
if ur gonna ever get chinned or start shit with someone best not do it on a spot where when you fall you die
Have you ever fallen in love with someone who doesn't exist?
Yes.
It's just as hard as falling in love with a real girl. Those "she's not real" moments when you finally realize your perfect girlfriend is a scummy meat bag like everyone else. Or just lines on paper.
No. That's gay. You're gay.
>>28284917
every damn day of my life oregano
Hey Canucks, how are you dealing with your crippling depression today? Ontario bros, are any of you on ODSP? How difficult is it to get on? I should get it (because I've had clinical depression/anxiety my whole life/ take meds/ have gone to therapy/it affects my daily life) but I'm paranoid I will get declined? Who /wanttodie/ here>
>>28284821
Are you shitskin And which city do you live in
>>28285091
I'm white
L O N D O N
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>>28285112
Shitskin
Muteeeddeedd
>you will never have a beautiful girlfriend who proposes to you
what does marriage feel like? Does it hurt?
>beautiful
originalitio
>you will never have a beautiful girlfriend who plans a marriage behind your back as proof of her love
>>28284926
Stop shit talking mai waifu.
Does anyone else /notcareaboutgf/ here?
Sure a warm hole to stick my dick in would be nice, but that's what onaholes are for. Plus think about all the work it would take to please a vagina, especially if you're not Chad.
Weed, alcohol, anime and porn are really all a man needs to be satisfied nowadays
.
Women can have their fill of Chad cock and then rot away in their 30s if they want, I don't give a shit because they really don't matter that much.
Does anyone else /onlycareabouthuskies/ here?
>>28284333
Huskies are fucking adorable anon. Do you have a husky?
I've never tried to find a gf and I have no plans to.
My life goal is to have a nice little house on the edge of the woods that I can live in alone.
>can't even do your job without normies recording you and posting it on the internet
ENOUGH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=21&v=jZYqW-t7oTY
>>28284238
if you have access to any drug you cannot be a robot
>tfw you're just trying to get by with your shit tier janitorial job and 50 Cent won't leave you alone
Fucking niggers
>>28284291
He's got autism. Not even memeing, his family confirmed it.
Grills usually eat this shit up and give me their number pretty quickly. This one isn't so easy
That's her. Halp
>coloured hair
Stay well away you idiot.
"I use it everytime, because it works"
> be me, 18
> have masturbated every day since I was 12
> decide to try out nofap
> if I can go a full month, I'll treat myself to something special
> it's been 24 hours and I've already punched a hole in the wall
> my testosterone has literally never been this high
> I want to kill an animal and eat it raw with no forks and shit
> what do?
Go work out then!
>>28283944
Just keep on fapping
I am pretty sure at 18 you are still developing
So at some point you will calm down and naturally start to do it less
Although, you might want to just buy a heavy bag and wait it out, because I have heard of people that never got out of that phase, or got out of it at like 25.
I have high testosterone, so I get pimples still at age 23. I have never not masturbated less than twice a day since I was 11. My record is 7 times, my dick had burst a blood vessel when I went for 8. Don't end up like me.
>>28283944
>>28284014
Me again, would just like to add that I too have thought about eating animals when on family trips where I couldn't masturbate until we went back to the hotel. Is this common? I used to imagine going full wolf-mode and running on all fours, downing a deer with my bare hands, then ripping it's throat out and eating it.
>What's wrong whiteboi? You nervous? All night you talkin bout how you gonna eat dis pussy
>>28283253
I aint eating that shit!
>>28283253
first of all im not white
second one does not "eat" vagina you only lick it and third i only met you 30 seconda ago whem this thread was created
>>28283253
fuck off disgusting bitch
In this thread I will post quotations from "Hitler's Vienna: A Dictator's Apprencticeship" by Brigitte Hamann.
The book is about Adolf's life during his late teens and early twenties when he lived in Vienna.
If this thread interests you please bump to keep it alive.
A summary of Adolf's personality at the time
>"Adolf Hitler was not particularly conspicuous in the gray army of casual laborers and the unemployed; he had no special talent, no tendency toward crime or the demonic. Young Hitler was a physically weak eccentric who avoided regular work, became engrossed in strange theories about the creation of the world, and idolized the "German people". He was a "quarrelsome fellow" with a hot temper who always had to be right and during discussions talked until the others were finished off. What was most conspicuous about him were his mental rigidity, his inflexibility and inhibition, his fear of women, and his inability to be merry and have a good time with others."
p.403
Have a bump lad
On Adolf's anger towards someone criticizing his home region
>"The two of them discovered Munich together. Later on Hausler would laugh when he told the story of how they once sat in the 'Burgerbrau' tavern, overhearing people at the table next to them berating Austria. Incensed, Hitler jumped to his feet, angrily interrupted their conversation, and defended Austria. Haulser, who was perfectly familiar with Hitler's tirades against Austria, was flabbergasted. When he asked his friend why he had suddenly changed his opinion, Hitler curtly replied that as an Austrian, he was entitled to criticize his country, but a foreigner who had no idea what he was talking about was not."
p.400
ITT: Sleeping position tier thread
God tier:
Log
Soldier
Starfish
High tier:
Freefall
Soldier-Starfish
Medium tier:
Yearner
Pillow Hugger
Shit tier:
Fetal
Snorer
>>28282958
foetus and freefaller
if i sleep on my back i get sleep paralysis and/or really vivid dreams and nightmares
>>28282958
Any that involve sleeping on your back are automatically shit tier
>>28282958
Yearner. Trying to soldier because its healthier by a country mile.
![5247314800_93070415_ManHittingWomanH0410_xlarge_xlarge[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/RPwcrZl.gif "5247314800 93070415 ManHittingWomanH0410 xlarge xlarge[1]")
You ever hit a girl? Best feeling in the world.
>catch my sister snooping through the computer
>get fucking angry
>"anon, i'm s-sorry!!!"
>clench my fist
>she raises her arms to protect her face in defence
>swipe my foot right under her leg
>she goes crashing face down into the floor
>spends hours crying
Feels great. Still proud of that moment to this day.
>>28282907
So are u gonna post ur sisters nudes mr edge or are u just gonna stand there
Hello SJW's, are you making another thread you can quote in your buzzfeed articles?
Oooh.
>>28282907
>wife just won't stop yelling
>tackle her
>"stop using your strength against me"
>laugh until she calms down
I never thought I'd be attracted to anything 2d until Peridot came along.
And she'll never be real. Is this as good as it gets, lads?
>>28282729
>peridot
Shit taste my friend
>>28282755
You sure about that buddo?
>Jasper will never suffocate me to death with a bear hug
why live?
>You wake up in a remote female-only human civilisation where the women have never seen a man before.
>What do?
>>28282604
I'm 5'6 so they would just put me in the circus
>>28282604
why are they doing that
I AM YOUR GOD NOW
