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Do people use social media status to judge if I'm a loser? I only have 250 friends on facebook and the number next to my snapchat name only says 400. When I look at Chad and Stacy's facebook they have 1,000+ friends and they have 50,000+ next to their snapchat name. Do people look at that stuff and figure out I'm a fucking loser?
t. person who hates modern society
>>28282419
absolutely, some companies wont even hire people with low follower/friend counts
>>28282513
what if you don't have one?
>>28282513
whats the source on this?
origoonalon commentilko
You are in a bad neighborhood
You have a concealed gun and only one bullet
You see a feminist girl being raped by a group of muscular negroids
They notice you.
The head negro says 'ayy hol' up you white boi you next'
What do?
>>28282357
Shoot the feminist and get in my car and head to mexico
>the head negro
sell the gun to these fine gentlemen and be on my way
Have you ever cummed in front of a girl?
>>28282279
sauce me bro
origniakal
>>28282279
>have you ever done X with a girl
no, and if you have done anything even worth mentioning you're a normalfag
>>28282279
Does skype count?
>grandma found the cum sculpture
>pater found the piss fountain
>wore the shit sock
>>28282228
>that stupid bear he found my secret!
>piss bottles, shit jars, and my cum beaker!
>that pesky bird she did it too!
>found my bowl just for my poo!
>All of anon's old childhood friends have moved out from their parents', have jobs and they all seem to have girlfriends
>All anon do, is sitting in his room all day on that damn computer
>I don't think anon has any friends at all any more.
>I don't know what we're going to do about him
>>28282063
Right in the fucking feels man. I actually felt physical pain looking at this.
>>28282063
That feel hits too close to home for me,damn.
I literally told my mom to deal with it when I moved out and I suggest you all to do the same.
Just hide the facts by sugarcoating it, telling her that her education was top-notch so it's not her fault etc.
Who else here was NEET playing WoW everyday from 2004 to 2010 like me? Best years of my life.
Or are you all a bunch of young-fags who were too young to even know what that was back then.
>>28282050
Sadly the average age has plummeted to about 18 on this board. I doubt you will get many replies.
>>28282050
yea, what's it to ya.
I actually remember stealing wotlk from target cus my mom said I played to many video games.
>>28282050
No I was in school during BC and Wotlk.
I wouldn't be proud to be an adult and playing WoW during it's heyday. It was literal plebshit marketed to teenagers and manchildren.
Blizzard filtered down european fanstasy cliches to pure simplicity in order to market them to the masses
I am about to complete my degree in international politics having spent the past 3 years surrounded by SJWs.
Ask me anything ?
>>28281838
Do you have a job lined up already?
>>28282101
No I CBF looking until I finish for the year. The job I want I need a masters for anyways so even if I get a job it will only be to do a masters
>>28281838
Did you checked your privilege today FUCK FACE!
I was part of the r9k minecraft server at Port Kek, I didn't go one day because I had somethings I had to do that day and I wanted to make sure I was well rested for work. Today I signed on and nobody was online. Port kek was totally destroyed. Do any robots that played at Port Kek know what happened? Everything was going so well I was so excited to go back.
I hope you guys all build comfy homes.
Love,
Koshka
just self bumping, just in case!
I was there we spawned wither and set the server to sleep
>>28282164
were you trying to grief the server?
>Had one chance at life
>Was born a infj
>21st century
>Born an ISTP
You think YOU have it hard?
>born INFP
>>28281559
Don't you have something to be fixing?
>wake up
>you are a Chad now
What do?
Create a tinder, start "smashing" girls, gain experience then approach my oneitus, start a family and settle down
The male version of alphafux/betabux basically
>>28281542
>tinder chicks
enjoy your STDs
Beat women to death.
Eggman
54m50n
Eeyore
--- HIGH TIER TRIPS ---
Pizza
Vyro
--- MID TIER TRIPS ---
Fish
Yourbiggestfan
Euphoria
Bandage
--- LOW TIER TRIPS ---
Earthwormstyle
original christfag
hack_blastard
--- WHORE TIER TRIPS ---
Mystery
Erica
Eliza
--- LITERALLY WHO TRIPS ---
>bebe
>metric
>skellie
--- KILL YOURSELF TRIPS ---
anyone who didnt end up in those ones just above
if you put on a trip within this year, or last year, kill yourself
Guess who it is editionhint, I haven't posted in any of these threads yetmaybe I will today
>>28281277
I see some progress but still Eggman, Vyro and samson should join Earthwormstyle on LOW TIER for not being virgins
And Pizza, Bandage should join who
>>28281277
>Guess who it is edition hint, I haven't posted in any of these threads yet
Ricky? Give us some clues
Cunt, you tried making the same thread before with the exact same picture. Fuck off.
>really interested in music
>spend hours looking for new stuff to listen to and researching artists
>decide to try and make some stuff myself
>practice guitar for months and i can barely manage to play a few chords in a row without fucking it up
>welp maybe this isn't for me
>try electronic stuff instead
>download FL and watch all the youtube tutorials i can find
>still can't manage to make anything decent
>all these ideas but I'm just too retarded to get any of them down
Why do I have to be complete shit at everything I'm interested in
>>28281229
practice is all it takes
i'm like the opposite. i'm pretty technically skilled but i can't come up with ideas ever
>>28281269
This.
No creativity sucks
He litterally got fake nudes from someone and you're all believing it. Holy kek.
>>28281115
>being this jelly of based kingblackchad or whatever his name is
What's so chad about looking like some Gilbert mother fucker?
>fake nudes
>>28281151
Nothing. He just calls himself Chad because he post on /r9k/ like a nigger on facebook.
Share your unpopular beliefs.
>Women should not be allowed to vote
>Most women are whores and should not be trusted
>Being a single mother should be illegal
>Dumb people should not be allowed to breed
>Only whites and Asians should be allowed to racemix
>Illegal migrants should be shot
>Abortion should be illegal
>Small children could be put down if they are found to be very unhealthy or very unintelligent
>Marriages should be mostly arranged
>Cheaters should be punished with death
I'm okay with all of these.
>>28280959
>Being a single mother should be illegal
I don't get the point and I don't understand how to enforce this rule.
Did I fall for bait?
>>28280959
You and I should go for a beer buddy.
Anyone in western europe in search of a sucide partner? Would also be willing to fly to your place if you are further away, I have enough money and wouldn't have a use for it when I'm dead. You can also choose the method, money isn't an issue for me in general.
I would prefer if we use this thread for initial discussions, but anyone who would be down can reach me under [email protected]
give me your gameboy before you die nerd
>>28280636
I can send you my consoles and my computer if you want.
>>28280658
no thanks I don't want to be haunted.
