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I dreamt for the second night in a week that I was fucking my mom. She doesn't even live in the same country as me and I haven't seen her for a year. Also I don't think she's hot IRL (she was younger in my dream though) and I also would never do that because I dislike her. Maybe it's the nofap and lack of actual female action.
Have you ever dreamt of fucking your mom, /r9k/? Literally.
Come on no one else?
Also I forgot to ask, what's wrong with me?
>>28300011
Nice dubs.
If my mom was hot at all, id be all about fuckimg her. Sadly shes not attractive at all. Its a shame since mom/son incest is my number one fetish
>>28300745
>what's wrong with me?
you're doing nofap
shit's a meme, bruv, and you fell for it
Post a picture of something you wish you had.
>>28299788
Feeling a bit peckish
Something I've always wanted.
Mommy girlfriend
>My hobbies an interest include : ANIME AND VIDEOGAMES.
why are beta males so disgusting?
why do men do this?
Do they seriously believe that those kind of topics make themselves look interesting?
>admitting to anyone remotely normal that you enjoy anime
>no human contact for 15 years
>you're surprised they are retarded
>Being dishonest when you don't care anymore
Would you have sex with your daughter if she was madly in love with you and was making sexual advances towards you?
>>28299362
usagi drop desu
only if she specifically wanted to have sex for the purpose of contraception
No daughter shit is gross but replace that with mommy and i'm game
Depends on how old she is, family situation, how likely getting caught would be, and if any harm is caused even indirectly.
If there is no harm from it, it does not cause discord in the family, and she fully understands, is fully willing, and physically ready then I would probably do it.
I don't seem to have whatever it is that causes people to find incest gross, and have little problem bending or breaking taboos if I am sure it will stay private.
Today i start my first day as a wagie.
Been fun knowing you all.
Good Luck out their Frog Bro
He fell for the wagecuck meme!
>orgiginal
your taxes will pay for my drugs and buttplugs, thanks, I guess
>Be me
>Have worked on an alternate reality for the last 7 years where the USSR never collapsed, much of Europe becomes fascist, and the U.S. turned into a totalitarian empire in 1992.
>Detailed history of events, figures, military capability, nd etc. all the way down to countries such as Zambia and Guinea-Bissau
>Literally hundreds of pages of material
>I've shown this to nobody, it has literally no purpose
>>28298709
dump it, sounds interesting
>>28298725
I'm too embarrassed
>>28298709
that actually sounds pretty cool, OP
Are ghosts real?
Archons/demons
you bet you flat ass they are.
>Desu Senpai Kek
I seek them out in lucid reams/astral projections.
Their week, if you can handle the fear of being in their pressence...*hair stands on neck.
>Desu Senpai Kek
>>28298609
I have dreams about fucking cute ghosts like that one.
I used to want to fuck this thing so bad when i was a kid.
how scary would a girl you like have to be to make you back off without her asking you to
itt: crazy
I'm in no position to be picky.
Why are scary girls so good?
>>28298518
depends what is going on.
If you mean just talking or being friends, it would be pretty easy. I don't really want to waste my time with rude people. There is a Singapore girl on here that is really rude and mean, and just unpleasant. It makes me a bit sad she's like that. I hope she fixes that and gets better.
If you're talking about a fight situation, I would leave and diffuse the situation since I'm usually armed and that's how they teach you to handle those things.
Are you supposed to stop fucking a girl when she climaxes?
I was with this girl last night and she kept making me stop and started doing this grind motion. My friend called me a retard when I asked this question but he tends to do that.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=328787987
What's happening in this video?
Everyone's private parts are different
>>28298073
I wouldn't know, my dick is less than 6"
>>28298073
Was she a prostitute?
If not how about you go back to /b/
>tfw final two weeks of class with my crush
>tfw only 3 more classes with her
>tfw i will probably never see her again after this unless i happen to get a class with her again or see her in the halls
>tfw she has no social media whatsoever so i wont be able to stalk her
this is the hardest i have ever crushed on a girl in my life and chances are i wont even talk to her and ask her out.
kill me
>>28297612
ask her out!!!!
being rejected is better than never knowing what could've came of it
>>28297645
>>28297612
and don't do it on the last day either!
>>28297612
Don't know why so many people here find it so hard to ask a girl out... rejection isn't so bad, at least you know they will never go out with you and you can stop getting your hopes up and deluding yourself and move on.
>tfw suicidal
I know this thread gets done about 1000 times a day but..what are the usual things you do to pull yourself out of it? Something you listen to, anything?
I avoid r9k and do other stuff until the mindset goes away
>>28297566
Why would you?
Also that station is a suicide's dream. Lots of beams from which to long-drop and drown in case the rope breaks, a railroad, abandoned.
Wait for the feeling to go away. I'm extremely moody, feelings always change into something else soon enough. Even if it does always come back.
https://discordapp.com/invite/0xGYE8yZx5zawp1x
Thanks for the memes thomas they were pretty dank.
kol you're the love of my life
>>28297528
why would anyone want to constantly talk to the insufferable faggots in that discord room? you're all 15 year old newfag redditors
Write a letter to someone, anyone.
Dear A:
I like you so much. I love your personality and intelligence. And the way your hair smells.
Dear R:
I like you so much. I love the way you treat me and the way you look. I also like how your hair smells.
I like both of you and I need you. I know I'm a dick, but I want to have you both at the same time. Please don't be bitches, you both know you want me and the fact that another girl does drives you crazy.
Yours,
N
Trying to get over you before you dump me to make it an easier process with less heartbreak. Feels like I'm screwing things up.
Dear As, thank you. Thank you so much.
Dear Je, Fuck you. I'm in love with you but I also hate your guts.
Dear Ax, I wish I never met you.
>two guys will never fight over you
>>28297215
Who the FUCK is this other guy you've been talking to, op?
>>28297228
back the fuck off she's mine you nu male balding faggot
>tfw two girls fought over you in middle school because you're homosexual and they fell for the "gays are sensitive" meme
It was pretty dumb desu they had this idea of what I was in their head that wasn't true at all.
https://reddit.com/r/4chan
>there is an entire subreddit full of people who make fun of us while talking like us, using our memes, and screencapping our posts
>they think we're the pathetic ones
>>28297074
Nah senpai, they just want to stay away from the cancer that is browsing actually 4chan, also a useful place to browse memes at time you were looking at porn or sonethibg else. I don't see a problem with it at all.
they're disgusting
>>28297197
but you have only yourselves to blame
