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Does anyone here lucid dream? Is it an enlightening and fun experience, or is it just some fedora meme invented by faggots?
I read up on it and seems really interesting, I might try it soon. What are /r9k/'s experiences with it?
It's just a meme. People lie having experienced it to make others jealous.
I have had exactly 1 luicid dream and it didn't last very long. It was very fun being in control of the universe for a short period of time.
>>28308932
It's fun you can throw fireballs like Goku. You can fly around, use telekinesis, have consequence-free sex that feels real. Who needs VR when you got the ultimate VR in your body?
Why not start writing robots?
>get to stay at home
>work in front of the computer
>share all your autistic fantasies with the world
All you need to do is start reading more books and visit /lit/ sometimes for a critique. Seems like a perfect robot hobby imho.
It takes so much patience and effort
But I agree, it is the quintessential robot hobby
Even if you don't have any interesting ideas, it gets the gears turning so that you might have more interesting ideas in the future
>write something
>think it's good
>tfw reread it later and it's shit
I hate pretty much everything I've ever tried to write.
>>28308080
A lot of the NEETs here in particular fantasize about eventually writing a book. Maybe it's too late to do it tonight, but they'll start tomorrow. But then tomorrow they browse the archive for last night's threads and get sucked in again. The people who do nothing often fantasize about the easy way they'll make a big break, and keeping their dreams in the back of their heads they waste their lives.
I've had multiple girls I've asked out say yes and I was elated. Then next time I see them, or they text " Hey anon I don't think it'll work out" literally a few days in. Why do they do this? What is the point of saying yes if they were just going to break my heart? I'm fed up with this bullshit and it feels like everyone's word is empty to me ever since.
>>28306812
Break your heart? After a few days?
Dude, this is probably your problem. How can a girl who you asked out a few days ago break your heart?
Next time you ask a girl out and she says yes, wait until you have been out a few times and have built a real emotional connection before you let yourself get too excited about the whole thing...
She might turn out to be a total bellend, the last thing you want is to be in love with a bitch
>>28306920
I mean I build up the courage to ask her and she gets my hopes up by saying yes just to pull this shit. It's not heartbreaking necessarily, just degrading.
>>28307037
The fact that you find it degrading is an issue. You seem way too sensitive about this shit.
Go to google images and search (your name) the hedgehog.
Anon with the most autistic result wins.
Not so bad i guess.
I am not amused.
Well I am insane, I guess.
Mine are :
leafyishere
filthy franku
h3h3
gradeA
post yours
>>28306344
that's pretty shit b8, anon
>>28306344
Hello there underage.
Could you please leave?
>>28306344
that's some good bait desu
a little obvious but it still angered me
All of your bitter permavirgin ranting about women being "used up," soiled by Chad, and riding the cock carousel will never make Stacey feel bad about the orgasms she gets from men.
No woman is going to be hurt by the rantings of a bunch of fat socially inept homebound virgins.
Nobody who reads R9K is fooled into thinking this is some principled thought-out stance, or that any of you are drowning in offers for pussy from "QTs."
It's obvious to an idiot that this is the sour grapes meme, and that all the misogyny is a defense mechanism.
Source: former robot turned Chadlet. I was a virgin until 22 but I've had great sex with 11 girls so far this year. I love sluts!
It's not too late for some of you. Leave this cesspool, join OkCupid, and sit across the table from a young woman. Look her in the eyes and accept her as a person.
Turn back while you still can. Don't turn 30 masturbating into tissues and hating the gender that constitutes more than half of the human race.
>All of your bitter permavirgin ranting about women being "used up," soiled by Chad, and riding the cock carousel will never make Stacey feel bad about the orgasms she gets from men.
implying we give a fuck, but from your post i can tell you do
>former robot
theres no such thing
>like anyone is going to read that huge wall that looks like a 15 year old spent an hour writing it
TL; DR I got BTFO and I'm asshurt pls give me (you)s
here you go buddy >>28306244
My chastity device arrived today
Cock ring was perhaps slightly too small and the actual cage is ridiculously small but I was able to fit it in the end
Feels great, just sitting here and posting while wearing pink frilly panties without the slightest urge to masturbate at all
>>28305381
>pink frills
that's really gay
what next, cucked by jamal like the fucking degenerate you are?
>>28306144
just pointing out that op probably loves being degraded like that....keep trashing him either way, this whole situation is getting me hard
>>28306171
I mean that's fairly obvious isn't it
doesn't change the fact he's a degenerate of the highest order and a plague upon society
i'm about to smoke weed for the first time. what can i expect?
to feel good, man
>>28305119
You can expect a life of lethargy and hopelessness like pic related
have fun
have some water on hand for dry mouth
have your favorite foods near by for munchies
listen to your favorutie music
play ytour favoirte viudya or just lay back listening to music if it's your first time cus you'll porb have some itnense thoughts
im high too
:)
Let's get another one of these going. Just google '4degreez personality test'.
from like half a year ago
help me tbo
>>28304576
>Paranoid
>Avoidant
>Dependent
Why are we like this
>>28304605
idk anon, but it's suffering
> cute girl starts talking to me
> find out after a few weeks that she's actually interested in me
> she's a non-virgin
dropped
why is it so hard to find a decent girl?
>>28304234
How's living with the 'tism?
You and your shitty pic are fucking lame.
>>28304234
I couldn't fucking care less, virginity is a stupid meme for idiots. I just want a woman to care about me, I don't give a shit how many dicks she's taken. Sex isn't even that great.
Do you realise that you gonna become one soon? Do you fear death, Anon? Do you fear the eternal emptyness?
No what are you dumb
Dead things aren't self aware
I'm as scared of the year 65000 BC as I am of being dead
Dying could suck hard though
>>28303583
I can't die yet, but if I were say torn in half in an accident and I had a minute to live and also lost both arms and speech so I had no way to communicate last messages, I would be glad.
>>28303583
It's comfy to think about everything you are, were and ever will be
>the very atoms that make you up were likely living creatures in the prehistoric era
>those same atoms will become part of worms and other soil organisms and may make their way to humans
We all have a time to go. Without life, we can go on to become something else
Is it too late to start learning an instrument if you are not a kid anymore?
Saxophone for example
>>28303366
Not too late, just won't come as naturally. Follow your dreams anon
>>28303366
No. I'm 22, I started learning the guitar a month ago, and I learnt my first song a week ago. It's never too late, go start learning.
You wanna be like lisa simpson?
>stop trying to be funny, you aren't funny.
>you know nobody likes you
>>28302577
>you know everyone hates you, right?
originall
>>28302577
> you're so boring
> omg sorry, it just popped out of my mouth
that was 4 years ago. been 100% recluse mode since
Hastily thrown together OP image edition.
Long weekend is over. Maybe post the fictional character you have feelings for?
My sister having a baby and my mum said I have to switch rooms with her so they have more space. Now I need to get rid of 10+ piss bottles.
Waiting for my parents to leave the house and go to work so I can get some privacy for a few hours.
Post those charts you stupid twats.
girl here I'll date anyone who posts their contact first
might as well, since i spent like 30 minutes making it
please save me from loneliness
>>28302110
uhhh h-hi
yours looks a lot like mine
