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Hastily thrown together OP image edition.
Long weekend is over. Maybe post the fictional character you have feelings for?
My sister having a baby and my mum said I have to switch rooms with her so they have more space. Now I need to get rid of 10+ piss bottles.
Waiting for my parents to leave the house and go to work so I can get some privacy for a few hours.
>>28300998
Which room's bigger? I'm guessing yours.
>>28300998
i wouldn't fucking stand for that mate, getting kicked out of your room
>tfw you open up r9k at the right time and /britfeel/ has only just begun
>>28301185
Yeah mine is. Mum said I can have it back when my sister moves out
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-36181318
>Lending from parents to help their children get on the UK property ladder will amount to 5bn in 2016, according to data from Legal & General (L&G).
>If this lending prowess was combined into a formal business, it would be a top 10 UK mortgage lender, adds L&G.
This is disgusting. Grown men relying on mummy & daddy for money.
>>28300933
Forever and ever, I love you Makoto.
>>28300998
>My sister having a baby and my mum said I have to switch rooms with her
Sounds like the sort of skank who shits out a nigger baby.
>>28302319
>skank
This is no place for you, Yank
>>28302319
I dunno, I guess we'll find out when it's born. She has a bf, but yeah, she is a bit of a skank.
>>28300998
>My sister having a baby
My sisters having a baby.. right now as we speak. fucking woke me up inconsiderable bitch.
got to go to the dentists soon... fuuuck.
Work with 3 other people in a team and they're all off fucking sick today.
How are we doing wageslaves?
>>28300891
why haven't you added a Leicester City badge onto the image, senpai?
>>28300933
Seriously what is going on with my nipples lads
anyone got the OP master image? going to add a cheeky Vardy in the manhole cover
>>28302562
>>28302633
kickball is normie scum.
>>28302654
>he's never sat in spoons all day driving pints down him waiting for a league 2 match he's put his last 20 quid on
>>28302654
it's my only sweet release :(
don't ruin this for me
>>28302654
If you actually think that, you are likely a normie who is pretending to be a robot.
Only le quirky redditors and schoolchildren actually think that.
Right lads, skived college so I'm gonna go get a haircut and pick some stuff up on the way home while no ones about.
>>28302478
kek well that looked painful.
theyre off to hospital now
wonder if they will get there before babby comes.
>>28300933
>doctors appointment today
>lost 6lbs since they last weighed me
hope they don't question it desu~
Did that one meet ever happen?
>>28303158
We've had two or three over the last couple of years, only been to one.
There's another one coming up soon.
>>28302962
babby came.. off to dentists... fun fun fun
is it too early for an early lunch?
Need somebody to cuddle with atm desu
>>28300933
Great Jun for a great day lads.
>>28303597
I'm fully booked right now but i'm sure some nice lads will give you a cuddle.
>>28302820
Fuck that was awkward, wasn't even any small talk just silence and me twitching every 30 seconds.
Getting a 1 to 3 was a fucking awful idea, thought I'd look like eminem or something not a bowling ball.
Hairdresser was really pretty though.. so thats something i guess
>>28303462
Oh, where?
>tfw your boyfriend found a way to make himself cum through his chastity cage
>going to have to punish him severely when we meet
Just bought my first ever packet of cigarettes, I was in an edgey mode and was like fuck it, I'm gonna start smoking.
I asked the nice young arab which the most popular was and he gave me these, I don't get em, why they so popular are they like flavoured?
Alright it won't let me post the picture but they're called sterling dual
>Think of an excellent image in my head to make
>My art skills/style however are too poor/different to make it come to reality
>>28303713
I always go to a Polish barber, as its less awkward.
I tell myself that the reason they aren't speaking is because they can barely speak English.
>>28302544
Currently on shit 1 of 2 per day. I try to take two 15 minute shits daily except for Saturdays when I only work a half day and thus only have time for one. Working 48 weeks in a year, this means I spend 132 hours a year having a dump, and thus get paid 1452 bong annually to lay brown cable. It's honestly the best feeling I can get at work, knowing I'm being paid to take a poo
>not going to have internet for up to 10 days
Might as well kill myself right now tbqh
>>28303827
Theres only one within 8 miles of me.
Which kinda sucks.
What haircut do you lads have?
I always imagined everyone on britfeel would have an undercut cause desprate to fit in.
How do you know if Chinese massage place offers the full service?
>>28303904
>cut it short please
Looks like absolute shit every time.
>>28303904
>desprate
>>28303770
Most popular is probably most expensive.
>>28303770
They're pretty much the starter cigarettes. Did you tell him you've never smoked? If not, then he probably guessed by what you said.
>>28303977
Haha its dark in here
>>28303960
Should just show em a picture of james Dean
>>28304015
Nah I just walked in and said whats your most popular cig brand here? And he said probably sterling dual so I said I'll have 20 off them. Pretty simple.
I've figured it out now, they're menthol and normal. Taste like shit.
>>28304047
Yep. You probably put him on the spot.
>>28304070
They're popular though, I see the empty packets everywhere.
Are you supposed to cough loads your first cig?
It hurt my throat but other than that I was alright.
>>28304093
Of course you're supposed to cough. No one ever likes their first few cigs.
Keep it up though, and that'll change. You're a mong for starting by the way
The threads really comfy at this time, when none of the tripfags are awake.
>>28304104
Who cares, wasn't happy anyway.
And I won't start, I just wanted to try it. It was alright to be fair. I didn't think it was that bad.
>>28304093
Do it on cam for a laugh.
>>28304107
No tripfags, no normies, just neets (and bakeanon).
>>28304126
I already had it, my throat hurts and I did a tiny cough after but it was nout like I expected
>>28300891
I liked the 2015 OP pic much better. This one has ugly walls, too much /pol/ stuff and fucking anime characters.
It needs more feel/robot characteristics.
>>28302544
>keep my head down in work dont speak much
>Meeting today
>mate told me they are going to go over shit for a hectic summer in the lab
>tells me they are gonna go over my performance
>i literally use this job as a stepping stone and way to keep myself fed
>have no acual motivation for it just want it to be over so i can do my masters
>meeting starts with "now im not pointing any fingers here but"
Why cant notmal people just bring shit withoit being so god damn pc, like if you have a fucking problem with me just fucking tell me id be less pissed and more inclined to help if i was treated like a person
>>28304093
Also don't say "20 of them"
Just say pack of 20 please or a pack of 25 (some brands dont go above 20/25)
20 of them they might literally think you want 20 packs.
>>28303904
>3 back and sides
>"j-just a trim on top please"
>>28304135
Yeah its shit. Enjoy your waste of money.
>>28304135
Well you still have 19.
>>28303476
fucking dentists man.
so I had to go just to tell them I needed a filling to make another appointment for the filling.
thereby wasting about 10 quid just to get there.
now I have to do it all over again.
>>28303533
I don't think so, im eating spag bol.
>>28303904
>not getting the fuckboy
>>28304202
You sound salty. Are you an ex smoker or something?
>>28304164
I don't think they will.
>>28304218
Only 17 in a pack.
POLEABOOS CHASTITY DEVICE HAS ARRIVED
>>28304274
Do you drink? I find it better doing both.
>>28304365
Not anymore, tryna lose weight
>>28304328
post some pics poochie.
>>28304437
In a bit, got to get some space first, don't want family to even see me with the package or else I'll have to make up with a story about the contents of the package and why I won't open it there and why they'll never see it
Trying to find a flatmate on rando flatsharing websites is so stressful
Having a siesta desu lads
>>28304093
I remember my first time I got straight in the shower afterwards because the smell was so bad
>me and my mum have been complaining to my dad for weeks about our shitty broadband speeds
>he has only gone and switched us to virgin media's 200mb fibre package
>when I asked him why he just said "I just googled which one was the fastest and picked that one"
The absolute madman
>>28300933
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>>28304633
>yfw your dad streams more HD porn than you
>>28304664
Gotta have them simultaneous 4K JAV streams famdam
Any birmingham lads know anything at all about the election on thursday?
I haven't seen or heard any information at all about who the councillors or crime commisioners are that I'm supposed to be voting for.
It seems like no effort has been made to inform people about who stands for what.
How sad is going to the pub on your own, lads?
My only mates have gone off travelling for a few months and I have no-one to go with now.
how do i tell these estate agents to fuck off politely?
i want to take a nap during the time they've made a booking but cant really say that
need a polite way of telling them to fuck off
help lads
why they give you so short notice i don't know, it's absurd
Maximum file size allowed is 2 MB
I fucking hate this.
>>28304975
just say you'd appreciate a bit more notice in future, I think legally they have to give you 24 hours Tbh
>>28304985
cheeky lil #selfie is it lad?
jog on you little twat
>>28304958
Depends on the pub. You'll fit in if its just full of old men who stay there drinking all day.
>>28304975
Make up some bullshit excuse, it's not that difficult.
>>28305044
I'M ASKING YOU FOR HELP WITH THAT BULLSHIT EXCUSE.
IF IT'S NOT THAT DIFFICULT THEN NAME ONE.
>>28305029
Welp, guess my local Spoons is out of the question then. Full of "lads" and roadmen all the time. Still, there's plenty of old man pubs in my town too, so I might be alright even if I do look out of place (I'm 20).
>>28305027
Looking like chad Evans. Follow us lad.
>>28305071
>mum's dead
>dad's dead
>any family member's dead
>family coming over
>got delivery coming
>got someone else round like an electrician or something
>don't want to sell the house anymore
>hospitalised and have to stay at home with a broken leg/arm/pelvis/knob
See, not difficult at all you wasteman
>>28305115
some of the worst excuses you could of possibly come up with
all utterly unable
cheers for wasting my time you fucking clown
>>28305154
Alright then I'd like to see you come up with some better ones.
>"wahh guys how do i tell them to fuck off"
Oh wait.
Just man up and let them come round you fucking gibbon. Down a coffee or something if you can't deal with not having your nap-time.
>haven't been her for a while
>still ruined by anime posters
Back out i go
>no one to go to mcm and laugh at normalfags with
>>28305154
fuck off you faggot ass cuck
>wah I'm to much of a pleb to think of my own excuses, but your are rubbish
nigger
>>28305276
Post something that isn't animeposting then
About to go back on the bennies after about three years lads.
Much changed recently? Can I still just frantically write lies in my jobsearch book 20 minutes before the meeting?
>>28305293
>tfw used to be kinda normie and went to mcm to laugh at the weebs, furries and neckbeards
>now I am one of those, minus the furry bit
>>28305302
not him but I'll go
my Speed never came so I re ordered from a different guy, I'm just going to keep doing that until my shit comes
on the other front my in debt friend has signed on and is going to talk to his sister about the debt (I may even get back some of the money I lent) , it's nice not to have that to worry about any-more
>>28305306
If you're retarded then go for esa or pip. Get bennies without having to write a book.
>>28304498
try fucking Aberdeen
Every ad get 100+ people contacting you within a few hours and even after that you have to pass the normie interview
>>28304437
Here we go
Cock ring was perhaps slightly too small and the actual cage is ridiculously small but I was able to fit it in the end
Feels great, just sitting here and posting while wearing pink frilly panties without the slightest urge to masturbate at all
this is gonna sound crazy
but i'm trying to pay 700 quid for stool samples
>>28305306
The signing is now electronic and annoying.
>>28305302
It's hard to avoid animeposting on an americanimageboard.
Having hot dog stuffed crust pizza for lunch
>>28305387
electronic signing was arse while I was signing on
it took about 4 attempts to set up and then when i used it for the first time i couldn't even remember what signature i'd used and it took ages.
Some poor fucker who was next to me setting his up at the same time had over 20 attempts and when he had left the DWP staff were laughing about him like come on lads
>>28305379
You know you can make your own poo for free, right?
So there's this guy on r9k who is going to kill himself, he said i can have one of his belongings but it feels so wrong accepting it, and also is there any laws or anything that can get me punished in any sort of way for having a dead man's belongings without him writing it in his will?
>>28305387
How bad is the bullshit they try to send you on these days?
Still all about sending you on IT courses aimed at 70 year olds or work programmes to sit in a room applying for jobs for 7 hours a day?
>>28305433
If he's giving it to you before he dies, I suppose there's no problem.
I wonder, how many people have adopted a waifu purley because of exposure to britfeel, it seems to be a growing phenomenom
My brothers just gone out with my mum. I was hoping this wouldn't happen as everyone from college/high school will see them and put 2 and 2 together and then no that I have a really embarrassing family.
>>28305423
Yeah I think they forget the intelligence of most of their people, it must be even more of a shit on for them.
>>28305493
>adopting a waifu from britfeel
You must be some special kind of pleb for that to happen
>no london bf
Not comfy
>>28305540
This thread has to many fags. Theres a gay board you know?
>>28305593
>wanting to associate with literal degenerates
No thanks
>>28305610
But you'd be amongst your own kind!
>>28305593
Try browsing that board sometime. Normie degenerate teenagers everywher
>>28305628
Fags are not the same as gays retardo
Poleaboo just realised his 1 (ONE) follower on tumblr was someone from /brit/ or /britfeel/ so from now on he will be posting privately/invisibly
>>28305648
They're all just attention seeking cunts, gays, lesbians and traps.
>>28305458
Yeah I think they increased their targets for people they need on placements and such. It's been discussed here that for sure they need more people placed on sanctions to get their pay bonuses now.
They still send you on shit. The rule is the first 11 weeks they gotta try and send you and courses, at least thats what they told me.
>Tell the woman I get what kind of job I'd be good at
>She says I have to go on courses and work experience the whole time, the first one will only be two weeks
>She puts me on a RETAIL work experience thing instead and says I have to go to the interview or sanctioned
>Get salty
>Look on volunteer websites
>Get a volunteering placement in a role I'd like, go to the induction etc. All set before the interview for work experience
>Go to interview
>It's a charity shop
>It reeks
>Straight up tell the woman who runs the shop I don't want the job, I have a volunteering thing set up that I'd prefer to do and I'm good at, I'd just not be good at working in a charity shop
>She says it's fine and appreciates my honesty
>Admits she's sick of the dole sending her all these people, they'll send her a bunch at once and she'll have nothing to do with them and it's always on such short notice and they're a hassle to work with
>She says she'll phone my supervisor and say I wasn't a fit for the role.
>Next meeting
>Supervisor wondering what went on
>Say I have a volunteering thing lined up and I start the next day and it's in the sector I wanna be in
>She cant do anything because it still counts as me actively looking for work and means to improve my work. In fact it's a better chance than her retail course for me
>So the only thing she can do is ridicule my volunteering opportunity
>Keeps telling me it looks crap and hers looks better
>Says that my volunteering isn't actual work experience but hers is even though the volunteering can last however long I want and the retail thing was two weeks
>>28305648
>fags are not the same as gays
You both enjoy benis in the butte, tell me how you're different.
>>28305692
>She says she'll strip naked and drag her arse across the floor if I get a job with this
>Keeps saying how hers is better and how they'll just laugh at seeing it on my CV (The volunteering role was an Office Admin role for a charity organization)
>I stick with it
>She's all fine, fine. She seems mad
>Signing
>She makes me wait 45 minutes.
>She's not seeing anyone else, just typing away or moving around the JC.
>She calls me there, says 'sorry for the wait'
>Doesnt say much else, usually there's a bunch of discussion
>Next meeting
>I have a new supervisor
>She moved me out because she couldnt sanction me for doing better at her job than her.
The fucking salt.
>>28305648
the fucks the difference?
>>28305688
>>28305701
>>28305728
Fags are degenerates, the kind of shit heads you see in pride parades and dumb shit.
Normal functioning gay people are just like anyone else. Except they think dudes are cute.
>>28305744
So your a fag then?
>>28305756
You're dead to me you savage fuck
>>28305765
Your*
Gay and stupid.
>>28304164
They don't do 20 packs anymore.
>>28305792
YOU'RE a retard
>not even gay
>>28305682
its obviously not or they would have shared it you MONG
>>28305528
>all these other people are doing it, so maybe it's not so weird
>>28305821
They were waiting for more embarrassing pics to be posted
good thing I caught it now as I just posted a pic of myself wearing the chastity device
>>28305836
Yes, that's you
>>28305807
Your a fag.
>>28305796
Yeah whats with that? They always have 19 or 17 now.
>>28305864
no, i wasn't talking about myself
>>28305071
I once had a viewing where they didn't even tell me. I had to run upstairs and cover my piss bottles with a towel whilst they were looking downstairs.
The prospective tenants later came back on their own to show their friend around.
>>28305847
What if they were just an avid cuckolding fetishist?
>>28305756
I dare you to say that to my face
>living in midlands currently
>most of the people i know are In for EU
>had a visit from my westcountry parents
>all voting out
God bless the red-pill as fuck south west, get fucked In fags, get fucked brussels
RIP lad, you're in the chocolate factory in the sky now
>>28305958
Their own tumblr was completely empty
>tfw no asian prostitute to facefuck and then spit on me
Anyone want to buy a nike jacket im desperate for money?
>>28306315
where at family
oh see image
>>28306315
I'll pay you 50 quid to suck my cock
>>28306080
>implying the south west are populous or relevant enough to influence the vote substantiallywell maybe they are idk it's just my guess really
>>28306340
can i do it for free?
>>28306340
That's quite a generous amount of money for a simple blowjob
>>28306340
I will as long as your over 7.5 inches. If not its like blowing air.
>>28306379
every little helps
#AskZoella
>>28306643
Would you fuck off?
>>28306643
>YouTuber, Blogger, Friend & Pizza Addict
How is this "askzoella" a thing?
>>28306681
>Pizza Addict
Why do girls say this? If you were a pizza "addict" you'd be as fat and unhealthy as me
>>28306703
My brother gets dominos two or three times a week (large half and half pepperoni/ham, dominator base, extra sauce and a portion of dough balls) and he's not fat.
>>28306738
3x a week isn't an addict
>>28306738
Yeah but is he fit though? Doesn't get chest pains or breathlessness?
>>28306791
Junk food 3 times a week would used to have been considered addiction but it's apparently the norm in society now
t. trapped in fast food hell
>>28306799
Yeah I guess he's in shape, he cycles everywhere and goes running with his mates. But he also smokes, so who knows in 5/10 years time.
>>28306791
It's not normal.
>boss doesn't want to pay 80 for new soldering iron (blue one) each time they break
>buys 20 quid maplin shitter
>orders me to rig it to a temperature controller so it doesn't explode
>controller is 70 quid and two hours of my time is 25 quid
This man still somehow makes almost a million annually. gives me hope that I can one day run my own business successfully
>>28306867
Pretty based t.b.h, you know you've won at life when you can afford to spunk money over stupid shit. My boss is the same
>no kezia dugdale gf
>why live
So hungry lads. Just witnessed a workmate bin a whole thing of chips that were only a couple of hours old. Wanted to twat the wasteful fucker
>>28306923
Is she not a lezzo
also
>scottish labour
>Repair guy comes around to fix the leccy meter
>Tells me electricity will be off for like an hour
>No problem
>Ask if he wants a brew like 10 mins later
>Looks at me like I'm retarded
Think I'm retarded
>>28307008
Do you have gas? Tell him you're can boil the water on the hob. Make him look like a right mug.
>>28306987
yeah or bi, im a scot but im not a labour voter, shes just my politicianfu
>>28307035
This isn't 1816 mate
>>28307049
One of them SNP traitors, eh? Fell pretty hard for the referendum meme didn't you?
>>28307049
Who are you voting for in the election
Thinking of RISE myself, but the more I look at them, the more they just look like the SNP
>>28307081
Yeah it's the current year but you still remember how to use fire right?
Just popped open the 630 ml Singha lads.
>>28307084
not even snp m9 and I stayed neutral in the referendum but as of now I dont want the UK to split, im pretty passionate about British unity
what's the onion wiki lads?
>>28307088
dunno, not the SNP, just because i think they are sitting too cosy in the scottish parliment right now and we could really use some other parties in there to shake things up a bit and keep them on their toes
>>28307209
>stayed neutral
Even worse. You should've done at least something, instead of falling for the wasted ballot meme
>>28307217
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onion
>>28307260
funny guy
28307260
>>28307260
Kekaroo nice meme friendo
>>28307256
I didnt know what I wanted at the time, if it happened now id vote no
>>28305372
not sure how comfortable it will be after a while lad, going right for a tiny metal one as well. keep with it though you might really like it.
>>28307302
Eh suppose I can't complain since I votedgreen.this was pre-redpill days, shortly after I discovered /pol/ and did a full political left-to-right swinggod i'm so ashamed
>>28307365
>this was pre-redpill days, shortly after I discovered /pol/ and did a full political left-to-right swing
fuck off, edgelord
finished battlefleet gothic, had great fun with it desu. going to play orks online now and ram the fuck out of pansy eldar fags.
>>28307365
even 5 years ago Green was less mental than it is now.
>>28307382
fuck off edgelord.
>>28307365
Look out lads, it's the disillusioned 16 year old who'd never dare voice his copy paste opinions to anyone that could see his face
>>28307365
>this was pre-redpill days, shortly after I discovered /pol/ and did a full political left-to-right swing
don't know what to do with myself now the Snooker World Championship is over tbqh
Lads i need a sportswear jacket for when I walk my dog/go jogging in the morning.
I want want that looks nice as well so can you lads tell me which is the nicest.
Keep in mind im young so i can pull of chav wear
>>28307365
>actually basing your political opinions off 4chan
fucking hell lad.
>>28307446
Actually I hate the bottom right one.
>>28307446
Prefer top right, or top left.
Never liked north face, I know a lot of young people wear it but I've always seen it as a "middle-aged, middle class hiker" brand.
What's the name of top right jacket? It's quite nice.
>>28307382
>>28307398
>>28307411
>>28307414
Kek why do you faggots hate pol so much? I'm not "alt-right" or anything, I just became disillusioned with the left. And I'd love to voice my opinions in public, if it weren't for the screeching hordes of limp-wristed faggots like you
I'm forcing myself to leave the house for a few hours everyday apart from wageslaving to just be outside.
Today I think ill head to the park to read a book for a little while. Or is that a stupid idea?
>>28307365
>redpill
kill urself
>>28307365
am I right in thinking that green want to disband all female prisons beause they dont think women should ever be inprisoned for crimes? Fuck sake fuck them
You can be "red pilled" all you want but that alt-right /pol/ nazi fetish stuff is just as cringe as the SJW/far left, be redpilled but in a few years you will look back and think what the fuck was I thinking the way people are already doing to sjw
>>28307327
Been wearing it for 3-4 hours now and I'm enjoying it
>>28307481
Do kids play in the park? you'll look like a peado
>>28307478
> went on pol
> took up right wing politics
> not "alt-right"
you might not realise it, but that's exactly what you are.
The reason /pol/ is so right wing is because people on 4chan hate themselves (with good reason.
That's why the support the politicians that will have the most damaging effect on society/ordinary people.
It's the same reason people on here love fucking Elliot Rodger.
>>28307478
>ek why do you faggots hate pol so much? I'm not "alt-right" or anything, I just became disillusioned with the left. And I'd love to voice my opinions in public, if it weren't for the screeching hordes of limp-wristed faggots like you
>>28307514
It's one of those national parks, full of nature and shit, figured Id go walk around for a while. Read a bit of a book and walk back home.
>>28307502
>conflating SJWs and the far left
kek mate, not sure you understand
liberalism has absolutely nothing to do with "left and right" politics
>>28307471
Yeah I think im gonna buy the nike one. The adidas one is nice but its a bit to labelled for me if you know what I mean.
Heres the nike one: http://www.asos.com/nike/nike-windbreaker-in-black-727324-010/prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=6429556&clr=Black&SearchQuery=nike&pgesize=16&pge=0&totalstyles=16&gridsize=3&gridrow=4&gridcolumn=2
Available in white as well: http://www.asos.com/nike/nike-windbreaker-in-white-727324-101/prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=6429600&clr=White&SearchQuery=nike&pgesize=16&pge=0&totalstyles=16&gridsize=3&gridrow=4&gridcolumn=3
>>28307554
SJW are entirely far left in both their socialism/communism ideaolagy and social values of doing anything you want attitude
>>28307481
i feel that way... but mostly i just walk down the shop and back while listening to xfm.
>>28307478
not me, though /pol/ has great humour and is the best place to follow happening fun times.
>>28307527
I'm not sure any centre right politics is really an innate bad thing.
>>28307478
/pol/ is just kids being edgy for the sake of it. It's really no different to /b/
>I'd love to voice my political opinions in public
Ergh please no, it's like people that never shut the fuck up about what they did in the gym.
>>28307527
When did I say it was ever solely from 4chan? You're putting words in my mouth.
>>28307582
Exactly. Gotta love meme magic/pol was right again type moments.
>>28307580
I've met a lot of SJWs (went to uni), and I wouldn't describe any of them as communists or true socialists.
Most of them support neo-liberal, capitalist parties like SNP, Greens, Labour etc.
They are interested in their own, insignificant "disadvantages" more than they are in the global poor and oppressed. Like they seem to think which toilet transgender people are allowed in is the biggest issue facing society.
>>28307582
>I'm not sure any centre right politics is really an innate bad thing.
That's because we live in one of the most developed countries in the world.
Consider that the world is currently run entirely by neo-liberal governments, and that the vast majority live in much worse situations than us.
>>28306867
is he a paki by any chance?
>>28307596
Most of the edginess is just memeing anyway. Even I know you're a faggot if you take any of it 100% seriously.
>comparing sane political debate to swole /fit/ circle jerking
Welp, this is the last time I mention /pol/ on another board.
inb4 good
>>28307715
good
oceeeee
>>28307715
good desu desu mate desu mate
Holy fuck senpaitachi, I just went for a mega run, I am so tuckered out now, who else /run/ here? shit is fucking amazing.
>>28307561
cheers mate, need a new jacket desu
PIZZAS HERE LADS
oh giddy goody
Whats with all the /pol/ hate? have cucks and liberals taken over /britfeel/ while I was away?
Are we not allowed to shit talk pakis anymore?
>>28307795
Which one you getting?
Black im guessing
I don`t want to buy it because I know ill get the wrong size but I suppose I can always send it back.
What should I know before I decide to immigrate to England?
>>28307862
we hate all foreigners
>>28307841
Actually might get the white one.
Have a soft spot for white jackets, even though I basically just wear white t-shirts so its hard to put an outfit together.
>>28307862
you have to pray towards mecca 5 times a day when you hear the muslim music played
>>28307899
Go for it, I wish I could pull of white but I only suit black. Mate me and you are gonna be matchers. If you see a dude out in public wearing the black nike one yell reeeee at em and if they yell it back its me lad.
>>28307937
yeah will do lad
67
>>28307681
Ironic shit posting is still shit posting.
>Same political debate overshadowed by memeing retards
Exactly the same as /fit/.
There are a lot of people there who legitimately just post to advise on routines and share nutritional tips. But it's overrun by people from /r9k/ now who dont even lift, and just go there to talk about 'feels' and post funny fit related humour and make fun of overweight people.
>>28307953
cool
gang gang
>>28307839
>Whats with all the /pol/ hate? have cucks and liberals taken over /britfeel/ while I was away?
>
>Are we not allowed to shit talk pakis anymor
>>28307973
>hello my name is cuck
>i let muslims fuck my country up
>>28307927
>implying that's not everywhere
Glad I forced myself to leave the flat, this park iscomfymight go running here in the mornings to get /fit/
>>28307986
>>hello my name is cuck
>>i let muslims fuck my country u
>>28307715
>>28307839
i think its because people think of /pol/ as the caricature of itself, ignoring the nuance and obvious humour to a lot of it. britpol was great around the election times.
but if I was american i would vote for Trump, for us we have to vote UKIP but the party is a bit of a mess sadly and i don't really agree with some of its policies.
>>28306912
No but close, Indian
>>28306912
This is the finished product. The controller was broken so I had to spend another hour figuring out the fault and fixing it. Hope it was worth it you cheap bastard
>>28301495
This is why I will never ever go back to NEETdom, at least when I work my future is in my own hands.
>>28308011
PAJEET! REEEEEEEEEE
>tfw national minimum wage isn't enough for me to move out
Leave or stay lads?
>>28307365
>from one meme to another
It's impressive how you can change so much yet remain just as shit.
>>28308007
I want to suck your dick
>>28308007
Tbf you may as well vote for trump is you are American, they don't have a non-fascist candidate so why not.
>>28308072
both.
>>28308092
thanks lad, i will keep that in mind.
>>28308052Mindful of the question the initial implication of this would be towards the positivist school of thought which places precedent on ahistorical and value-free ideal.
>tfw the only people who aren't Pakis on my bus to college every day are old people
>tfw everything stinks of curry and unwashed mudman
>can feel my vocal range getting worse day-by day
Feels shit desu. Singing at the top of my voice around the house is one of my favourite activities.
>>28308148
don don is a fascist may may.
Which of these do you think is nicer lads?
>>28308052
who would you support if you were an American? I don't like any of them but that sounds too generic so I'd probably just vote for Bernie or something. I agree with Gary Johnson's politics but he doesn't seem like he can get anywhere. Same with Jill Stein.
Lidl has recalled its tinned herring because the labels don't warn they may contain fish
>>28308199
Both shit and scream my mum buys my clothes for me.
Come on lad
>>28308203
>hmm this libertarian isn't available so let's support the biggest statist running instead
>>28308176
>tfw the only people who aren't Pakis on my bus to college every day are old people
>tfw everything stinks of curry and unwashed mudma
>>28308072
Leave. Fuck Germoney
>>28308213
Theyre cheap though, only 13 quid
Might get the red one
>>28308225
lmao are you legitimately angry someone on 4chan is complaining about pakis
I have this really cool neighbour who used to sing really loud around the house and was pretty good, but recently he's started to sound like a wounded cat. I'm worried about him turning into kurt cobain.
>>28308219
how can bernie be a statist if he has the support of libertarian sOcIaLiSt RaDicAls like gnome chomsky and richard stallman?
>>28308258
>lmao are you legitimately angry someone on 4chan is complaining about paki
14 inches of pure pleasure lads
>>28308258
obviously not, that 'top lad' is just hatman posting.
>>28307008
could have boiled it on the hob/in the microwave like a yank
>>28308272
left anarchism doesn't exist
Also I save you the trouble resident shitposter
>left anarchism doesn't exist
>>28308239
Usually I dont care what people wear but jesus lad.
Why dont you just buy one solid colour?
>>28308275
i think you left a letter out
>>28308277
looks too soggy m8
bout to cook some dank curry
>>28307446
top right/bottom left in a different colourway
>>28306086
Ever lie like that again and I will fucking kill you
>>28308051
IKTF
Cucked by the education system
now cucked by the job market
cucked by the housing situation
cucked by the interest rates
cucked by my terrible life choices
cucked by general apathy and weak will
foooooooook sake
>tfw no amount of benzos will make me sleep through these opiate withdrawals
Living in hell right now lads
>>28308302
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> left anarchism doesn't exist
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> Also I save you the trouble resident shitposter
>
>left anarchism doesn't exist
>>28308320
Nah its fine, I have two today, two slices tomorrow, and the rest on thursday. Three teas sorted.
>>28308185
Cruz is the biggest fascist, Hilary next, then Donald, then Sanders.
None have sought to disassemble the nationalistic, extremely militarised american government and society. All are fascists.
that feel when you turn britfeel into a political row just by posting a photo of my politicianfu
Am I allowed in britfeel if I got off Dave's wild ride?
That is to say, I live in middle Europe now.
Things are just as shit here.
>>28307446
either way you'll look like a twat so it wouldn't matter which one you choose
>>28301735
I have a friend, a right proper fucking nonce, who bitched and moaned to me because he wanted to get a mortgage with a girlfriend he no longer loves, and his parents wouldn't chip in 10k each for the downpayment.
Fucking Generation Joshie, cuttin' aboot calling everything "Tragic" and making up middle-class abbreviations for things (you just say one half of the word or the other).
>>28308519
I`ll look just like the models in the picture senpai
>>28308364
>guy for omnipresent government (the actual definition of fascism not your meme-definition you just made up) is least fascist
>>28308364
holy fuck that's good.
>>28308364
Donald wants to audit the fed and release the 9/11 papers though.
>>28308482
Where do you live now?
And why do live there?
at least give us a story lad.
also you are allowed to post here as long as you are from britain.
>>28308559
To be honest, I don't have much hope he'd do it, but he's the first major candidate to even say he would, so he has my vote.
Plus even if he didn't do anything he promised he'd still be funny as shit
>>28308334
I just want to move out so I don't have to live with my mum anymore. I pay half the rent evert week to live in a shit house in a shit area with someone who i don't really like anymore.
>>28308547
>omnipresent government = fascist
nice meme there pal
Facsism is a form of extreme right-wing government with
Extreme nationalism - the racist belief that people from your own nation are superior to those from other nations
Extreme militarism
and authoritarian control (kek if you don't believe that the USA isn't one of the most authoritarian countries on the planet)
The current government of the USA is fascist, and imperalist, and none of the candidates are proposing serious reform, therefore they are also fascists.
>have to go wage slaving
>people seem considerably happier today because of The Football
This is actually quite nice, lads.
>>28307538
>kids of stupid, irresponsible and unprepared people ought to live with it
>>28308563
I live in Germany because there was a job going there in my industry. Can't say which as it's a small enough circuit that I'm paranoid as fuck.
Germany is just as shite as Britain.
Get this, lads. You have to pay 25p every time you buy a bottle of coke. They call it "Pfand", and the only way to get the money back is to be a good little cuck and recycle it at a shop, the machine gives you a ticket and you hand it over at the desk and beg them to give you your money back.
Fucking pitiful. Saying that, it makes life better when people leave shit at your house. Cleaning up after a party technically pays about 18 quid.
A slug has approximately 27,000 teeth.
>>28308771
How's your German?
Always sort of wanted to move abroad but the language is an issue
>Can't say which as it's a small enough circuit that I'm paranoid as fuck
familiar with this feel desu
>>28308772
It uses these teeth to scrape off pieces of live and dead plants and fungi, which it eats.
>>28308861
I speak about 3 words of it. I work a lot (English company) and when I'm outside work I keep to myself. English-speaking gf speaks it well enough for us both.
Seriously, just look for English companies that have outfits in Frankfurt and the like. They are like little embassies.
tfw cant sleep
tfw cant get out of bed
exams start next week and i feel like i've learned nothing all year
not really expecting anyone to notice me anyway
just to let you know what i still exist and i hope you do to
>>28308772
that's a hell of a blowjob
Sick of being absolutely shit on by life, if I'm honest with you.
I wonder whether everybody's like this, or if it's just my own circumstances.
I finally got a programming job, two years after graduating. Starting after I get back from my holiday next month. I'm very pleased.
Is this the most normalfag country on earth?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZabjNlrOEo
>>28308973
This video made me want to stop breathing
>>28308973
Is this people off 4chan trying to be funny?
They should stick to shitposting desu
>>28308905
Same here lad, except mine start this week.
>tfw Carly rae will never run away with you
>>28308772
Slug teeth though... they're probably tiny so it's not really impressive.
>>28308905
What exams?
GCSE`s ?
First day of wageslavery today lads.
8 hours sweeping dirt into little piles.
This is exactly what I expected when I got a job at a valeting centre.
It gets better, right?
>>28309154
1st year engineering
>>28309189
Are you polish?
Origina12345
>>28309189
Nope only worse
>>28309204
gotta give credit where it's true, the Polish workers at the Tesco handwash did A pretty good job when I took my car to them.
Some woman got mad at them though because they were busy and hadn't gotten to washing her Jag yet because they were washing my car
>>28309204
Nah.
Think there's a Polish dude there though.
>>28309189
>It gets better, right?
It gets better when you can use the money you earn to support a wife and children
Oh, wait
I'm thinking about moving out of this shithole and going to liverpool. Is it a nice city, friends?
EUGENE
GIVE ME MY FUCKKEN BENNIES BACK
EUGENE AT THE JOB CENTER TOOK ME FUKKEN BENNIES
Jesus christ piccadilly line today
Literally took almost 40 minutes longer to get one mile and loads of trains not continuing past rayners lane because, according to the driver 'one passenger was ill'
I hope it was fucking serious
>>28308963
wat salary, wat languages
>>28309360
Would hate to know the shitholes you currently live in if you consider Liverpool an improvement
Why is it more expensive to learn to drive in an automatic?
>>28309550
because if you drive an auto you are either a spastic, chinese or indian and thus your likelihood of being a completely shit driver increases by a factor of 40
>>28309550
i don't know
Maybe it's because in general automatic cars are less common in the UK.
Even if you want to drive an automatic I would suggest learning manual so you can drive either in a pinch
>>28309583
When have you ever been pulled over?
There is no reason to get a driving license, they are just as big a scam as TV licenses.
>>28309360
I've been to Liverpool on one occasion.
While I was there, I saw a man walking down the high street in a full tracksuit, masturbating as if no one could see him; about 100 people jumping the barriers to get into a gig (I was there to see Oasis) and the most disgusting bathroom I've ever witnessed in my life.
>>28308199
mate they're atrocious
I'm talking on a purely technical level, it's good to know how to drive a manual. If you want to run the risk of not having license that's up to you. I assume you don't pay road tax, have an MOT or car insurance because they are scams to right?
>>28309676
mate if you don't have something you can hold in your hands it's a scam
>>28309706
>what is a photocard license
>what is an MOT certificate
>what is insurance Paper work
>what is a V5C
all things you can hold in your hands put in front of your eyes to see them
>>28309706
What about honour? What about integrity and self-respect? What about hope?
What about law, justice, order? What about strength and nobility?
They can't all be scams, can they?
>>28309598
> about 100 people jumping the barriers to get into a gig
Scousers never learn do that
>>28309826
Honour is a scam that gets men to die for a rag on a stick.
why is being a neet so comfy lads
i honestly never want to work again
>>28309847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McuHVXgR8dA
>>28309862
soon you will realise money is what makes the world turn my friend
Arbeit Macht Frei
>>28309862
What kind of normie posts their face on fucking britfeel
I have been put on the waiting list to see an eating disorder specialist lads~
>>28300891
what are you working on britfeel? I'm making a script to encrypt/decrypt strings with my custom algorithm
>>28303904
Grade 2 all over.
Caring about your hair is for women and sissies.
>>28309916
good for you lad, might be useful.
GIVE ME A BF NOW!
>>28309862
john is that you
66
>>28309985
Bet you look like a right cunt.
just marathoned radiohead's new tune
>>28310100
it's a dank tune mein freund
we're in for a hell of a summer of feels
>>28310100
Was a fucking shocker to jump onto Youtube and see that sitting right there.
Wish I could see them play at Roundhouse this month but the tickets sold out in about five minutes.
>>28310100
What do you mean
Do you mean you just listened to it tons in a row
Also /britfeel/ anthem:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk
>>28310100
I marathoned the second episode of Game of Thrones. It's really getting good.
>I'll never again take a girl to the cinema and just kiss for 90 minutes
>>28310149
wow mate i've never heard that tune definitely marathoning it next
>>28310100
I love the Trumpton video
>>28310192
Oh fucking hell is this a new meme?
>>28310149
superior version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axrqVfuGHh0
>notification from my old uni flat's whatsapp group
it's pissing me off desu
do I open it and let them know that I still lurk the group despite having dropped out?
>>28310226
Fucking hell, used to listen to this all the time.
Completely forgot about it
Shame the trailer for the Social Network completely ruined it.
Shaving my hair is probably the worst thing I've ever done.
>>28310292
Itchy balls and buttcrack is the worst.
Gets better though
>>28310322
Itchy balls and buttcrack isn't seen by everyone at my college.
>>28310292
Wax or epilate it, but you still get some ingrown and pimples whatever you do.
>tfw was still feeling the DXM like fuck this morning
>it was this intense that the tunes i was bangin in muh whip sounded different
Hundred rounds in a Tahoe
Nigga, lighting up your tacos, hey
Give him surgery, no lipo
They don't blame that bitch for pulling ya down
Pull up to a nigga town
I'm prepared to take 'em down, nigga
>children are allowed to take drugs that will fuck their development up for life just because they want to be a different gender
>this is somehow ok but letting a child choose to have sex isn't
Can someone explain?
Poleaboo is now wearing panties, tights, his sissy panties/shorts, petticoat and skirt (in addition to his chastity device which he isn't even really noticing anymore)
>>28310440
PC culture is afraid of offending people
we shouldn't indulge mental illness
>>28310440
it is also okay to ablate the most pleasureable parts of the penis at birth in america just becausee women prefer it. Literal cuckoldry. NIGGA CUTTING OFF YOUR FORFSKIN, HEY, GIVE HIMN SURGERY, NO ANAESTHETIZATION
>>28310474
uhm... we don't all prefer it...
>>28310466
>be homo
>actually want to be normal
>go to psychatrists
>"no, it is le fine, you are le normal, accept it"
>they will never make scientific advances in this field because it isnt politically correct
>>28310489
but thats the reason thtat is used in america why it is done and they accept this reason. thats the fucking point u dumbass bitch. goddamnit.
>>28310474
>america
there's ur problem m8
>>28310460
FUCKING HELL POLEABOO GIVE IT A REST NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID FETISHES
I USED TO THINK YOU WERE ALRIGHT
>>28307998
Looks a pretty nice place. Where is that?
>>28310460
Reminder that poleaboo doesn't exist and is just a very sad fanfiction.
DIS DAT SLIME SHIT
YSL SHIT
>>28310509
No it isn't, you thick fucker. It keeps the knob head cleaner. However, this ignores the fact that cleaning your cock if the easiest thing in the world, so is still retarded.
>>28310491
You sound stupid as well. Throw away your computer, or whatever you use to post here.
>>28310534
I don't care if no one cares, I just need to get this stuff off my chest
I'm also dismayed that you have abandoned me
>>28310576
>You sound stupid as well.
would i sound better if i was one of those cancerous LE GAY PRIDE homo and hopped on HRT? Seriously what the fuck sounds stupid about what I've said?
really wish i had lots of custard to eat lads, i love eating it.
>>28310624
u can come and eat my custard anon kun~~~
>>28310608
just accept your sexuality you fucking mong
every gay person I know hates the whole Gay Pride movement, because its fucking annoying
not everything's black and white pal
>>28310697
some /pol/fags please argue this faggot to death, i am sick of it.
but let me give you a hint: The point is that the actual cause for my homosexuality might be something that can cause people also to get other mental illnesses, which ARE being treated. i just get treatment denied because hur dur accept it. not everyone is "born gay"
>>28310604
I just don't know why you need to post it as poleaboo if it's about unloading and not attension
and I wouldn't say abandoned, more irritated
>>28310697
Maybe he wants a family? Maybe he hates how 99% of faggots are promiscuous whores incapable of monogamy or loyalty?
>>28310740
have you ever tried acid
>>28310740
Well could you elaborate then?
> the actual cause for my homosexuality
actually explain this if you want an answer
Poleaboos dad just caught him in his new clothes and didn't say anything.
>>28310687
i saw some ambrosia special custard, like vanilla toffee or something. i hope you have something like that lad.
poochie even made a shitty thread about his chastity shit baka.
>>28310752
>Maybe he wants a family?
He should have thought about that before deciding to be a faggot
>>28310787
That feeling when I got super excited about Japanese pudding like in my chink cartoons, and it turns out food in japan is shite.
It's bland because they're scared of salt, it's thin because everything is made with margarine and the pudding has more sugar content than in the UK and for whatever chuffing reason STILL isn't sweet enough.
British food is best.
>>28310769
>actually explain this if you want an answer
see, thats the problem. therapists and shit will laugh at you and say MUH MODERN AGE, MUH NORMALITY, MUH ACCEPTANCE
>>28310781
now i know this isn't poleaboo
>>28310824
yeh, although the only jap puddi i tried was the lawsons 2quid one, it looked just like the Ayano ones she loves, but it was just a bit boring. i love normal Japanese food though.
Got an interview this week and I feel as if I'm not skilled enough for the job
>>28310834
wait, so you are saying that "something caused my homosexuality", but you have no proof other than /pol/ memes?
Fucking hell, you are stupid.
They are saying that because it's the truth. There have always been gays, there always will be. You are one.
>>28310608
Why are you even bringing up HRT? Do you think you're trans or something?
>>28310824
For a nation that loves their baked goods/sweets, they really are shit at it.
What did you have for tea lads?
Had some chicken and chips, with a bit of barbecue sauce on the side.
>>28310944
fish fingers and chips
Literal manchild behavior
>>28310892
>you have no proof other than /pol/ memes?
you cant fucking prove something like that, thats why you go to a psychatrist in the first place. to figure something like that out and find ways to fix it. but the therpaists respond with nothign else than normie memes.
>They are saying that because it's the truth.
they DONT EVEN FUCKING LISTEN to me in the first place you fucking retard.
>>28310920
Absolutely 100%. It's everywhere and it's just so average. I went to a donut place and I felt like i was eating a plain croissant.
I ate a plain croissant and I felt like I was eating a coaster.
I bought a coaster in a vending machine.
>>28310971
fuck off Kraut
origiaaaa555
Listening to crywank in the bath lads.
Truly the most r9k band.
I haven't felt the need to throw myself up all day today, which is good. Gonna do loads of press ups when I get out the bath.
>>28310892
something caused people to be born male doesn't stop society bending over backward to do anything to change it
>>28310892
Ever found it strange how a higher proportion than normal of guys abused as children become faggots?
Lads just stop.
Don't ruin a comfy thread.
>>28310920
also pocky is just fucking chocolate rich tea sticks for emotionally stunted teenagers.
>>28311046
Didn't realise that was a thing. I was abused as a child and it made me terrified of males not attracted to them.
seeing one of my favourite singers on saturday, used to love the gig scene until it turned normie so this is my first gig in 2 years lads
>>28311148
>gig scene until it turned normie
What?
>>28311115
Fuck that 5, cunt.
>>28311148
You mean until you became a robot.
>>28310994
top post m8 i like the layering and interaction between clauses
japan a shit though. picked up a cute little jap girl in a notts bar and she was a fucking slut in the sheets (no anal though) and once cried after orgasm about how she didnt want to go back and wanted to stay in the uk because she loved it here (easy white dick among other things)
>>28309189
Yeah, it gets better and better forever.
That's why you always see great big grins on old people.
>>28311237
>thinly veiled i banged a chink post
>>28311361
who (semi normal) hasnt, asian girls are pretty easy desu
>>28311415
great post, great place for a great post like that, you are full of great posts for places such as this. this great post from a great person should stay here and post more great posts like this great post.
Has anyone called a national suicide helpline?
I want to talk to someone but I don't know if its going to make me feel worse or not.
>>28311454
thanks :)
>>28311455
you can call me if you want, i'm bored as fuck and i'll listen to your bullshit for a bit
>>28311455
Worth a try mate. You already know all the answers but it's nice to talk it out.
>>28311019
Saw them last summer with Jordaan Mason. It was great and it was thunderstorming outside which made it even better.
Also saw the main guy from Crywank working behind the bar at the Albert Hall in Manchester. Didn't go up to him and order a drink though.
>>28311455
Bet they give stupid normie-tier advice
Oh good, it's Star Wars Day tomorrow. It'll give the virgins something to say to each other I suppose
>>28311601
There are going to be some truly epic jokes about Star Trek on my normiebook tomorrow.
>>28311601
Mary Sue be with you
>>28311577
Lucky.
I would of loved to talk to him but I'm to shy that if I had been in that position I would of done the same.
>>28311592
You are considering killing yourself?
remember to just bee yourself :)
I love holding my breath underwater.
When you come up absolutely desprate for breath coughing water up it makes you realise you don't want to die.
Only lasts a few minutes but its the best I've got
>>28311634
Think about your family :^)
Talk to friends:^)
So do you lads think that happiness is a real thing that actually exists? And if so, can we ever hope to achieve it?
>>28311974
life isn't about happiness as much as it's about limiting your suffering and learning to love and enjoy what you currently have
>>28311019
>>28311577
I used to listen to Crywank but I got sick of how whiny it is. I know that's the point of it, but looking back it seems really juvenile and I hate how blunt and 'muh self-awareness' it is.
Jordaan Mason is some good shit though. Was he wearing a dress when you saw him? I've heard he's a cd
>Only get one life
>Ruin it within 23 years by getting a 2.2 in a liberal arts degree
>>28312003
It's more an act these days than much else, my brother used to be friends with him when he was involved in the music scene and he's truly normie these days in robot's clothing.
>>28312025
>ruin it by having a child
>>28312025
>liberal arts degree
Not to be rude here mate but I think going with that was the fuckup, not your results.
>>28311974
I can't answer your question but here's what some stacy posted on my normiebook today: 'Happiness is the most important thing in the world, without it you live a life of depression-Marilyn Monroe'
Right above a selfie with her tits popping out
>>28312056
Nah plenty of my mates who did humanities are professionals or grad schemers and shit rn
I'm not sure if I'm 100% biscum or not.
I look through grindr, and I'm not attracted to a single person, I don't even check guys out on the street. Yet I feel sad I don't have a bf to cuddle, and play vidya with.
But it wouldn't feel right dating a woman. The idea that I'm supposed to be a "man" and take the more active/protective/leading etc role sounds fucking awful. Yet when it comes to real life and dating sites, I'm physically attracted to every single women who isn't fat or obviously deformed.
>look for lonely sluts on craigslist
>literally all of them are obvious spam, way overusing ellipses.................... like this....................
for christ's sake, all I ask for is either
a) something to attempt stick my dick in with minimal effort, or
b) decent quality spam
How hard can it be?
>>28312227
Craigslist is bottom of the barrel man. Use grindr. Least you don't waste your time asking for pictures
>>28312271
Yeah but then I have to change my sexuality and that's too much hassle
>>28312292
>trying to find real women on craiglist
I see where your problem is
>>28312124
>do EE
>get 2.2
>start on 28k pa
literally went to 5 lectures in 4 years, wrote my dissertation in a day, smoked about 8k worth of weed
you fucked up by doing liberal arts m8
>>28312335
yes but then you have to learn about fucking electrons and shite like that I never got that shit nigga
Heatwave is cumming. Every year when the heat arrives I look at about 50 sites to find a good fan. By the time I make my mind up though it's usually Autumn.
>>28312450
>mfw i pick up the last fan in tesco's last year during the heatwave
>>28312450
Splash the cash on one of those fancy looking Dyson fans with no blades
>>28303842
go to the library bud
>>28312358
literally fucking babby mode science. the only hard part of EE is the maths
Interesting program on BBC2 tonight about shooting down of flight MH17
>Conspiraciesss
>>28312753
the please tell me what voltage is without some meme water analogy
>>28312799
>state anti-russia propaganda being pedaled as a truthful look at events
ffs
>>28312847
Thinking this as well M8
>Just in time for EU Vote
>Vote stay in Goy or scaryyyy Russiaa
>>28312847
But Russia literally did shoot it down lad
Please let me fuck you up the fart hole and I will be in so much warm, stinky poopoo juices flowing from her hot bowels and then you can poopoo on me on the toilet and I will wipe your shitty butt crack after you are done with me!
ugh
>>28312816
it's the potential difference between two points
>>28302654
ameriliar detected
if your not a brit, fuck off you git.
>>28312190
I relate to this more than I can even say.
The idea of gay sex makes me kinda sick and I can't watch gay porn, but like you said I'd like a guy to cuddle with, play vidya and lift together. But that just sounds like a glorified friend honestly, I think it might be the loneliness that makes you want that.
As far as women go, not having been in a relationship at the age of 20 and not even having asked a girl out makes me feel like I'm left behind compared to everyone else, it just seems completely unrealistic now. I also have a babyface (despite having stubble) and I'm 5"8 130 lbs. Maybe it's the insecurity but I feel like I would just be laughed at by women or called 'cute' and treated like a child.
How old are you by the way?
>>28312878
Russia provided the weapons to the rebels who shot it down.
There's a world of difference, especially as it was almost certainly mistakenly targeted.
>>28312497
>tfw I ordered 1 fan during the heat wave and received 2
>>28312816
this guy >>28312909 stated it basically. it's the difference in potential electromotive force (or ability of electrons to flow) between two given points. waterfall analogy is pretty good desu. so hypothetically you could have two highly, equally charged surfaces - both would have the same voltage (potential difference) relative to ground and zero voltage (PD) relative to each other. If you connected them, no current would flow.
>>28312941
A fair few years older than you
just put 900mg of codeine in 1 pint of half sprite half cough syrup. Will this help me relax?
>spilling half a cup of coffee on my freshly washed duvet
Make it stop. Make it all stop.
watching 2001 for the first time lads, no one told me there'd be chimp outs, triggered
t. spurs fan
>>28310091
Maybe I do, but at least I'm not a girly-man
I need a new monitor for my computer, any suggestions?
>>28313492
I suggest you go onto /g/'s stupid/small questions thread
>>28313492
alienwear laptop ayy lmao
>>28313588
I suggest you answer my question you cunt.
>>28313492
Probably a big one. As your dad after he's pumped your sister
>>28313492
How much money do you have to play with, Anon?
>>28312450
Kek so true mate
I hate summer its fucking sweltering at night
>tfw have a fan but mum turns it off at night because of the leccy bill
Dosy cow, can't wait to get my own place
>>28313660
300 for a pair of them, not interested in 4k or 3d it's a scam.
Was doing so well on my diet lads, but I've let it slip.
How the fuck does anyone genuinely manage to stay below 80kg?
>tfw just chilling the fuck out the night before an exam
Ain't no benefit in being stressed, senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx6t6E24SSM
>>28313668
Fucking hell. Does she even know how much a fan costs to run? My parents used this excuse for everything. I feel for you pal.
>>28313747
>Update
Same lad, ive gone from 8% body fat to 18 since 2016 began.
>>28313747
Calories in<Calories out
You can literally diet on pizza and burgers it's not hard
>>28313807
Mate I wake up swimming in sweat, dreading when summer rolls around Tbh
>>28313756
What movie is that from?
Going to drive me nuts all night
>>28313814
I wish.
>>28313815
Yeah, but how you can resist food when it just tastes so good? How do normal people have the willpower to just not eat when they're hungry all the time?
>>28313846
No idea bruv, I just like the gif
>>28313251
If you're not fond of breathing senpai
just watching Michael Palin great railway journeys and there is literally not a paki or wog in sight, kind of scary how everything has changed, lads.
>>28313915
I'm watching the thick of it and it's exactly how I imagine a real ministry to be run
>>28313932
It is
t. Work in the civil service
>>28313683
Benq are pretty good and have some for less than 100 that look fairly standard
>This show about Chinese billionaires in England
China really doesn't have a culture anymore it seems
>>28313747
I used to easily, then I became depressed and just want to drink all the time
Why don't pakipoo and tildeslut post anymore lads? :(
>>28313986
Which branch bruv
>>28314003
The wealthy are always without culture. They can only feast, never create.
>>28314089
Public Health
>tfw overbite
>tfw teeth don't line up
>tfw yellow teeth
Why the fuck didn't I care about my teeth when I was a kid, now I have to degrade myself even further. Just kill me lads
>>28313849
You wish what?
>>28313910
Im not tbf, to late now anyway. I feel good.
>>28314117
Do you get close to hunt? If you do, poison his fucking coffee
>>28314134
Peroxide and baking soda is a great whitener
>>28314163
MoH scientist guy is on legacy terms. Too sweet to risk losing by kiling a minister
>>28314173
Just hospitalised. If he goes bupa he's ruined, if he goes NHS he has to cave on his position somewhat
hope to jesus the good weather floats up to Dublin, need to get rid of this ghost skin
easiest way for normies to mark you off as an autist before you even open your mouth
>>28314314
>not wanting to be as white as possible
lol you faggot
>tfw up for work in 6 hours
>>28314314
Yeah, the sickly pale skin combined with the impossible to hide sad face they're all too eager to point out.
Need to move to Iceland or something.
Found an escort on AW. Seems to love doing French kissing and "intense GFE" and the feedback backs it up
The massive beta in me is considering it... I have no interest in the "dirty, slutty, kinky" bollocks that 99% of these profiles have
>>28314609
>not being a neet
you have nobody to blame but yourself
>>28314660
I had a fucking Norwegian mention how pale I was once.
Can't win
>>28314681
I can't afford or have any genuine disabilities to be neet, I would happily live the rest of my life as a neet if I could
>>28314692
Washington State in the US, maybe? That's pretty gloomy.
Also the TV edit for the second Matrix film still has the trailer for the third Matrix film at the end, bit silly.
Who wants to come to my house for omelettes?
Mums getting proper mad at me and screaming at me to grow up because im refusing to go to college this week.
B..But im an adult.
>>28314869
It's not really desu
further south than the uk
>>28314926
I do tbqh. Wanna cuddle afterwards?
>>28314941
tell her slacking off is an important part about being an adult
>>28314962
Yes please, I downloaded Vikings too if you want to watch it with me?
>>28315008
Never watched it, but yes... yes I would
i cant stop procrastinating, im going to fail my degree
How do i get free money from government when i get fired?
Dont want to go to job center ever 2 weeks
>>28315064
i can't stop procrastinating either, im gonna fail getting into uni to study my chosen degree
>>28315072
The bennies game is too much hassle these days.
Just become a civil service admin monkey and get paid bennies with the advantage of sick pay
>>28315064
Who cares? You're on a ball of dirt covered molten rock orbiting a ball of molten plasma. Nobody will ever remember you.
>>28315099
Better just suck dicks for cheese burgers and special brew then
Just an insignificant ant on a ball of dirt after all
>>28315099
Fucking deep shit here man
kys
>>28315118
>special brew
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>28315093
This. Council jobs are the bomb.
>>28315099
But there's nothing else I can accomplish in my life other than what I can experience on this ball of dirt covered molten rock orbiting a ball of molten plasma.
If I can get my degree and hopefully a high paying job, maybe I can spend the rest of my life exploring this pointless dirtball because what else is there to do?
>>28301735
>Implying the property market isn't fucked
>>28315118
>tfw you will never ever be a cheap rent boy.
>>28315177
>(You)
>have literally no idea what you're on about
>quoting a post I made 13 hours ago
>I've since been to work, come home, wanked and got drunk
Man, slow threads are weird
>>28315093
Is going the depression or autism route still possible?
>>28315182
fantasy is better than the reality unless you like being raped and getting AIDs
>>28315155
>what else is there to do?
die?ungabun comumgabung
>>28315200
If the property market wasn't so far down the shitter people wouldn't need mummy and daddy to help
>>28315202
It's possible, but the stricter assessments and the change to Universal Credit just makes it a massive pain in the arse.
Seriously, council / civil service admin jobs are comfy as fuck. I ran an admin team for a while and they were such a pile of lazy, happy, twats.
Fuck sake
Poleaboo thought his brother went back to uni but he came back while Poleaboo was under his sheets and dressed up
Managed to get him to fuck off for a few seconds while I changed but he caught me stuffing my clothes back in the drawer
The corset was on full display but I don't know if he had enough time and knowledge to absorb it all
Probably just looked like some kind of red/black clothing or sheet
We spoke about football after than and he was smiling so probably just assumed it was nothing
>>28315212
I wouldn't want to get aids. isn't there pills you can take to not get it?
Have any of you gone travelling? I don't know what else I want to accomplishment in my life besides from seeing and experiencing some comfy places in the world.
For example, I want to stay at some tall hotel with a balcony and stare at the Tokyo city skyline for a night. Maybe listen to some music with a drink by my side. I just want to be comfy.
>>28315300
I'd love to spend an entire night walking around Tokyo
But not by myself. Wouldn't be anywhere near as much fun
>>28315396
I don't know. I think I might enjoy the idea of going at my own pace, while listening to a complimentary soundtrack or album to add to the atmosphere.
Having somebody or a few friends to share the experience with might be nice, but completely different to how I'd imagine it.
>>28315274
Even if it is unlikely, how do you think the rest of your family will react to you owning and occasionally wearing that sort of clothing?
>>28315651
They will ignore it, we don't confront problems
>>28315683
I predicted it earlier anyway.
>>28315008
>>28315045
>he stopped replying
>tfw no omlette and viking cuddle buddy
