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Would anyone like to sing me some songs?
Vocaroo thread I suppose.
I wish I could sing anon
here's a bump
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NPYC36XzTI
I tried.
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X6DRENxgtF
What if I trip fag and hog all the replies? That usually gets these things going.
Friendly reminder famalamapatchizoids
You get paid a salary just like everyone else. Stop being shills.
>servers get paid minimum wage
>on top of this they get extra pure cash that is tax-free
>baawwwww bawww, people are so mean, they don't give me enough tax free gifts because I filled their water and carried a plate to them before dropping it angrily in front of them
kill yourself, if anything the people working in the back deserve the tips 10x as much as you do
>his thread is about tipping waitresses/waiters
Who else read the picture and assumed it was a picture about hotlinking at first?
http://aspergerstest.net/aq-test/
>26
Kill me my dudes
>>28309804
Same, that shit is rigged
>28
I need more content for this comment
>>28309804
>x of 50
fuck off
>where you live
>where you want to live
>greenville sc
>new orleans
Why the hell you want to live in new orleans....
>you will never live in reconstruction-era New Orleans
why live?
>>28308800
SOmeone who lives in Africa, south-east Asia or Eastern Europe would be happy to live in New Orleans.
How am i even supposed to satisify a girl if i'm not at least 8x6 inches big
It won't actually matter for the overwhelming majority of women, at least in physical sensation. Worry about more pressing issues.
>>28306747
Tounge fuck her.
Fgt
>>28306747
Why does it matter? you aren't ever going to fuck a woman just like me.
How are you hanging in there?
>>28271586
Every day is a new hell.
>>28271621
hey, at least you got a sick beard bruh
>>28271621
every time I think it can't get any worse it gets 10x worse
Just got back from the psych ward... again
Ask an attention whore anything
pic semi-related
is it nice to have shoe laces again?
I love you man. Lets Repent and take over the normies.
>The Father loves you too
Post current arms?
i've been living w/ 3 people for a few days now and just found out there's a guy in the 4th room. i can hear him clicking his mouse and breathing. i think i'm the only one that knows although i think another one of my roommates suspects it. i've never seen or heard that door open. what should i do?.
>>28318144
Well, scoob, I think you & the rest of the gang ough to investigate!
>>28318144
I'm still trying to wrap my head around what exactly the fuck it is you're asking.
what should you do? shut the fuck up and mind your own business?
are you somehow disturbed by this turn of events?
>>28318171
kind of scared to do that
>>28318186
i'm asking what i should do about this guy who hasn't made himself known to his roommates.
>what should you do? shut the fuck up and mind your own business?
no he lives with us and we should know what.
>are you somehow disturbed by this turn of events?
yes i am. i stay in my room all day basically but i still know how i'm living with. what's wrong with this guy?
>tfw biracial
why shouldn't i just become a full on hedonist degenerate?
Because you can't use race as an excuse for poor behavior.
Biracial just means you have diverse genes, there's no such thing as race scientifically, just people with different genes and people with similar genes.
>>28317879
he said he was bi racial though.
I want to see if Tinder is more racist or classist.
In order to carry out this experiment I have utilized two (2) pictures of a well dressed African American male who's bio stated he has went to Harvard.
>if you're not attracted to ugly, wide nose, fat lip, beady eye, weak jaw, barely human chimps y'all bez a rayciss
Maybe you should ask why women hate ugly people, not why they hate niggers. The answer is the same.
>>28317007
First match immediately while swiping.
>>28317059
I actually look way different from him. The thesis I am testing out is whether women are classist or racist, that is whether they code more either one way or the other
>2 pictures
>one of them straight up looks like a stock photo a company would use in a PowerPoint about diversity in the workplace
To think that INFP's are one of the rarest personality types,
yet you see them all the time on the internet
What the fuck?
Let's get a MBTI Test thread started
Who here /ISFJ/ ?
>>28316758
The rare type is a meme. Nature is random and it all balances itself out. Part of me wanted to feel speeshul when I got INFJ the first time I did it. Then I realized it was nothing more than some label the internet gave me.
>>28316843
It's like the fucking new astrology
>>28316758
This is now an INTP THREAD.
INTPs ASSEMBLE!
Does moot still use 4chan?
honestly I think moot fucking hates 4chan. It stalled the life of a young brilliant entrepreneur for a decade and half, he would have started the next Google if it werent for 4chan.
he's still a loser on the inside, so likely yes.
>>28316760
He came from money and was intelligent. You think he didn't get off on being this infamous 4chan owner, and creator and was in any way forcedmto stay here? Do you know how sociopatic rich people are? Why feel sorry for him? His ego has to be enormous from being who he is. He probably still is in control of this place too, even if he isn't currently here. Why would a man give up such power?
>wake up
>roll over
>mornin' anon! :3
Wut do?
>>28316695
Shave your armpits you fucking gorilla
get the fuck out of my house unless you're going to shave you nasty slut
>>28316695
>Where am I? Who are you?
How does she answer?
who else here has a crush on reviewbrah?
>>28316560
originalcomment blahblahblah
furefhru84itiugt
It kinda disgusts me that women watch reviewbrah. This fucking archangel wasn't meant for their eyes.
>tfw he'll never look at you like this
care to get comfy?
comfy music beats the robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRg8Rme0HE0
skylines are comfy, if you have them post them
I wish I lived here. I'd like to imagine pulling up to this scene after a long day of work but it's the weekend. Another foot of snow is in the forecast but I plan on watching it in front of my computer by the window with a new bottle of Makers Mark
