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>average penis size is 5.2x4.6
>average SEXUALLY ACTIVE penis size is 7.3x5.8
how fucked are you?
>average SEXUALLY ACTIVE penis size
Hold on, what?
I will never fuck a girl and would be too embarrassed to have anyone see my dick so no hookers.
>>28324424
If you filter out men who have not had sex in the last six months the average size rises from 5.2x4.6 to 7.3x5.8
depression discussion thread
Bun Bun is so cute.
Whoever it is that used to do that cute Bun Bun posting is cool.
Wish I could see the movie.
things are rough
Im back on my medication
I cant even really pinpoint what it is that started me feeling so bad again
original shit fgt
>tfw you're attractive but are severely mentally ill
I'm wasted potential on almost every level.
this sums me up too
i can cope in social settings when i'm drunk but sober... not happening
>>28324240
lie through your teeth and knock up a roastie
then you win!
i feel you desu, who /bpd/ here
What practical application is a high IQ? I've been tested with an IQ of 147. Yet, I talk like this, I post on 4chan without feeling significantly more or less clever than everyone else, and am nearly neet. Where is this shit supposed to show up? I supposedly was very gifted as a kid, but it's like it all disappeared, at least to my eyes. Should I chalk it up to flawed testing?I realize I just posted my IQ in another thread for those of you who are very perceptive, but I swear that's what made me wonder about this and I'm not just posting it everywhere. I have no basis to be proud of it anyway; fact or not, it does me no good
It shows up in your autism
>>28324208
that picture sure is perspective
its earth from mars right?
>>28324236
pretty sure, all I know about it was that I apparently saved it from 4chan tho
>tfw Skelly and have to force feed myself to the point of near vomiting every day so I can stop looking unhealthily thin
Kill me
is that Nicola Peltz? why not just eat cookies?
Eat HIGH CALORIE + LOW VOLUME foods.
It's not fucking hard man, how do you think billions of people get so fucking fat?
You're a true shit cunt if you can't get fat in this day and age.
>>28324143
>tfw chubby and have to not eat to the point of headaches and fatigue so I can stop looking fat
Let's switch bodies.
Have you noticed it lately?
Everywhere I go people are arguing. When I go on social media people snap at each other, or tell stories about having bad days at work with "drama" involved.
And everyone at 4chan seems to only be here to make rude remarks and tell each other to kill themselves in every thread.
What's happening?
you finally see the world for what it is. congrats, reddit.
kill yourself faggot, XD
>>28324046
what's happening is every"where" you go is actually online and not in real life
of course people vent more online. Go outside sometime
Do you regret missing out on teenage love, r9k?
>>28323548
adorable.
i didn't miss out on it, i just never scored.
>here lies butthead - he never scored.
Yes
>the only time it's reasonable to suck at sex
>girls aren't jaded as fuck from a plethora of failed relationships
>no real worries in life, you can just focus on each other
>>28323548
this jewish nu-male cuck got a qt azn girl to accept his offer of spending a couple hundred to a thousand dollars on her in exchange for dancing with him
why can't you do this?
Black anons of /r9k/, when did you realize that traditional, submissive Asian women are the only way to go?
hes kind of the blackest man ive ever seen
>>28323097
I don't think people realise that traditional, submissive Asian women mostly only care about money and reputation in their community (usually relatives).
Also, good luck finding an Asian who isn't racist. Probably 1 in 1000.
>>28323097
since forever
i would kill every black woman on the planet if it meant i would get a qt east asian waifu
The 20 oz Gatorade bottle's opening is too small for the head of my penis (running the risk of getting piss on the floor), but it's nice and compact. What's your favorite type of piss bottle?
>>28322709
>dozens of ice mountain bottles
I drink too much and they fill up fast and it hurts to stop mid piss and go on to another bottle.
ocean spray cranberry bottle
>>28322805
Nice big opening, but too big to conceal easily. Some robots lose good boy points when they are caught with peepee bottles in their room.
One day men like us will be happy
>>28322434
>wanting to put up with a little screaming shit for years on end
>>28322434
Like you, perhaps, but not you.
Where can I find more pictures like this one?
Does anyone have anymore like this one?
Redpill me on Australian women
>>28322251
They accept nothing less than chads, even when they're average themselves.
>>28322251
Mad bantz that stab you in your sleep!
>>28322275
Is this really true?
>I remember reading somewhere that there is a higher ratio of Females in Australia.
>Also remember a high percentage of the remaining males being 'super Chads' esp around Sydney areas.
At any rate, I'm still holding out for a QT aussie GF, simply because, dem gorgeous accents
>250 word essay
>due today
>>28321345
WHAT DO
I HAVENT EVEN STARTED IT
>>28321345
250 words is not an essay more like a paragraph
nigga, I had classes where I had to write a 250 word response to a question on 40 pages of reading every week. Takes like 20 minutes, if not less. Do yourself a favor, get off 4chan for a little bit, make some coffee, sit down, and get to it
Coming from a rich German family, Christof had been told it would be easy to get hold of an Asian girlfriend. He decided to become the penpal of a Korean girl, Eunhee, and tried to be as polite and charming as he could to get her interested in him. To start with, it all went pretty well.
Unfortunately for Christof, after the Asian alliance took over Europe, like other young white Europeans he was enslaved and forced to strip naked as reparations. He was given to a Chinese master. The next time Eunhee Skyped him she was shocked to see the German boy naked, blushing, and jacking off openly in front of the camera.
Her first thought was that he looked ridiculous, shamelessly humiliating himself in front of her like that. Her second was that his package was a lot less than she'd been led to expect.
'Hey Eunhee-I'm really sorry, I'm a slave now,' he explained, smiling awkwardly. 'My master caught me wanking over you and he-he wants me to show you. Sorry, I didn't want to tell you like this_ It doesn't matter now anyway, my master says the only sex I'm allowed is with other white boys, and whatever Asian guys tell me to do_ Oh, and I'm supposed to tell you that we honkies are inferior. But we can still be friends after this is over, right? You can still be my girlfriend!'
No longer shocked, Eunhee smirked silently and watched as he carried on jacking off, letting him get more excited by her. Fat chance, white boy.
>>28321221
[lowqualitysagedbait.jpeg]
>>28321221
Honestly, what kind of person writes this stuff? If this is OC, I dare you to say normies are the majority on r9k when shit like this exists
>>28321243
"Zhiyuan will be back soon, we need to hurry the fuck up! He's already outside!"
"Shut up for once, Steve, we're already fucking slaves, what else can these chinks do to us?-Ah, fuck, suck it harder Alan you bitch!-They already forced us to strip naked and move to Singapore."
"Hey, I volunteered, and he's our master, do you want to end up picking cotton-ah! Jesus!"
"So you're a traitor as well? Motherfucker."
Tell me about that time you saw a family member's naughty bits.
>>28320900
>be night time
>grandparents are sleeping
>grandpa on couch
>grandma in bed
>check up on them both
>grandmas nightgown is riding up severely, shows bush
>check to see if the coast is clear
>jerk off wildly in her doorway staring at her junk
good times
>walk in mums room
>"wheres my tendies"
>mums hairy pussy
>>28320900
No, don't make me.
What is your occupation, wagebros?
>>28320581
I'm a state at home son.
A very demanding job but I just love it
Physics teacher at a high school.
I hate teenagers.
Managing one aspect of a warehouse at a relatively high end online clothing retailer. Everyone in the warehouse is a nigger or spic that I cannot hold a decent conversation with though they're all nice people, while I feel infinitely inferior to everyone in the office portion of the building, quite a lot of white qt3.14s though.
I cannot talk to anyone here.
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