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*knock knock*
>hello sir? Open up sir. We've gotten calls about a virgin that may be in the area
>we'd like to ask you a few questions
wat do?
>y-you too sir.
Stare at my feet and cower
>Me too what? We need to come inside right now.
>>28336957
rape them both
>Sir, under the Beta Uprising and Rebellion Prevention act, you have 10 seconds to comply before we are authorized to use lethal force
Show me you're best /r9k/
haha, whatever op, I am trips boy, not scared of anything
LEGENDARY pepe for da bump
Please tell me, am I doing this right?
Do girls like guys with high cheekbones?
Yes, as evidenced by the fact that 95% of male models and a good proportion of everyday Chads look like the pic in OP.
>>28336516
Mine are pretty high, but they just make my face look skeletal and sickly.
Idk, there are so many other factors.
high but not flaring like the fag in OP
flaring cheek bones is a clear sign of mongol admixture
Those are the highest paid female models.
Notice something?
>>28336397
the black one ?
SJw are winning?
>>28336397
Where are the asians?!?!
They all have more testosterone than the average robot.
Who /Anna Faith/ here?
He made her self look like a dumb bimbo with all that makeup. That's eastern europe/asian level of cake
>>28336375
She always was a bimbo though.
She was a cheerleader in high school
>>28336375
I love the bimbo look personally
Fembots, what websites do you visit everyday?
not a fembot but its probably
- tumblr
- liveanime
- r9k, cgl, cm
- exhentai
>>28336273
>tumblr
>anime site
Usually this is what I see for girls
not stacy but lolcow
>Teenager who ordered her dream 120 bong$ prom dress online is left devastated when the 'made-to-measure' gown barely fits when it arrives from Hong Kong
>Chloe Bradley, 16, had set her sights on a floor length gown from Shillas
>The dress was advertised as a made-to-measure prom dress
>She says it didn't look like the picture or fit her petite figure
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3571157/Teenage-girl-ordered-dream-120-prom-dress-online-left-devastated-measure-gown-barely-fits.html
>order clothes made by tiny people in a country full of tiny people
>complain when the measurements are off
>going to prom
well theres your problem.
>>28336074
yeah, that's pretty stupid, its not like there is only one dress maker in the world.
>told a girl on tumblr i was fapping to her because she is pretty
>she thinks i'm a creep
why do girls demonize male sexuality?
>>28335891
OP here. here's the girl
>>28335891
>why do girls demonize male sexuality?
Imagine a 400lb fat autistic girl masturbating to your pics. That's how she feels.
>>28336539
why do girls think the crayon drawing eyebrow bullshit like this is attractive?
it looks retarded
for Mutilate Dicks
End genital mutilation NOW.
Create an infected circumcision wound in your son's penis because you can't take 5 minutes out of your life to teach him how to bathe when he gets older.
Amazing.
"I cried the whole time because I could hear him screaming :)"
>Gonna get my baby tortured, then its off to see the senpai :)
Midweek blues edition
>>28335003
a normal day of wageslavery
first for no waifus in this thread.
easy like Sunday morning
Is it true what they say on Reddit?
Is it true that you gain amazing social super powers once you give up fapping and porn?
>>28335386
No. Why would giving up on masturbation do any of that?
>>28335386
The best way to see is to try.
No. You just get aggressive as hell and want to start fights with your friends because they tried to take yo girl.
>mfw I'm gay
>don't have to deal with women's bullshit
>have gotten laid twice just this month through Grindr
>One older daddy even paid me $200 to fuck my bussy bareback
why do you homosexuals come on this board anyway? makes no sense. I want you to leave.
>>28335385
This, life would be easy as fuck if I was gay
>>28335373
I hate you because I want to be you.
Who /skinnyfat/ here
>pic related
who /builtfat manlet/ here?
long arms too makes gorilla mode
>>28335268
You got a double chin OP? That's the worst thing about being skinny fat for me. A double chin just doesn't make any sense at my weight. I'm apparently a normal size for my height, but I look terrible.
>>28335356
You could lean out quick if you do cardio and eat like a gerbil. I was starting to get a double chin and had a belly like in the OP in march. The chin is basically gone and my abs show a little bit now.
You are given $100k
>You have one week to spend it.
>The entire $100k must be spent.
>You cannot save it.
>You cannot invest it.
>You cannot buy assets you later sell.
Breaking the rules will forfeit the cash.
What do?
Go to Europe and Japan, stay in fancy hotels, eat fancy food, throw money at everyone.
>>28335239
I burn it.
Buy a cheap house in a dumpy city.
today I realised that i dont have a procrastination problem, I have an avoidance problem that causes my procrastination. Actually trying to sit down and do something makes me feel sick at best.
How are you all doing?
>>28335176
Just need to take a huge dump, then probably jack off.
Pretty bad. Had a few hours earlier today where I was zombie-like and could only think about how shitty my life is. Got a little better but obviously the general sad is still there.
Realized I truly have no hope. No matter what I accomplish or do I will still be sad, because that's just how I am.
>>28335208
already done two of those things today
