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>want to start eating healthy and lose weight
>figure I should go vegan because it's healthy
>find a recipe for a simple chickpea sandwich to take for lunch at college
>be today. had a healthy breakfast of fruits
>ate the chickpea sandwiches for lunch and an apple
>tastes like depression, I put loads of spices and shit in it and it still tasted dull
>feel suprisingly full after, feel okay
>feel alright for a bit, then start getting hungry real fucking fast
>by the time I get home I'm obsessed with the idea of immediatly stuffing my face
>I told myself yesterday I was gonna have some salad for dinner when I got home from college but fuck that now
>currently eating cakes, fried chicken and pizza
What the actual fuck is wrong with me? When I'm hungry I can't control myself
>>28330440
Im afraid all that is left is putting that gun you have there to good use bucko
>>28330440
It's all about discipline and self-control. It's hard not to eat after a long or tiring day, since that's your usual go to for relief.
Tell yourself this before going to the pantry. Drink more water, and try to have some ready-made healthy and delicious snacks to keep you at bay.
Do not make trips to the store for cookies, chips, and anything of the like, but treat yourself at least once a week to something fatty.
I always eat healthy until i realize food is one of the only things i enjoy in my shitty life
>ywn be autistic enough to have Stacy take pity on you and ask you to the prom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFyfAXGCRR8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Xn6j1NyfIA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_QLoRrzwp0
It's fucking painful watching these videos. The don't even realize that these normies are taking advantage of their disabilities to get themselves more popularity points.
>>28330376
Seriously why is this allowed? They probably ignored these people for the first 17/18 years of their shitty lives and then suddenly they're acting like they're all best friends? They should leave these kids alone. Giving them false hope that anyone in the world could love them is cruel.
i seriously hope these fucking cunts die while choking on chads cum
>white girls can't even resist an autist with a BBC
These are the 10 highest paid male models.
Notice something?
>>28329894
They're all god-tier attractive
>>28329894
they're all white?
oregano
>>28329894
O'Pry mogs them all, lmao
Post rare wojaks, my collection needs to grow.
Posting fascist wojaks
I made this requested by an anon here but I don't ever see it used.
>>28329468
why is wojak always looking to the right?
just what is it there out of frame that we cant see?
Why do girls pretend to love Star Wars?
>>28329393
Why is her shirt spelled backwards?
>>28329393
To fill the black void of hatred for other women, cock lust and desire for new shoes with something not so utterly hatred fueled.
Why does anyone pretend to love Star Wars?
Why do people find blacks so funny?
>>28329306
BecauseJews [\spoiler] .
It's like watching a cat or a dog do something stupid.
Animals are less intelligent, so when they do something weird or stupid it makes people laugh.
Watching a cat dive into an empty box is like hearing a fat black woman yell "Oh hell no" to people.
>>28329306
Because of memes and stereotypes
Shall we have a women hate thread? Yes, we shall. Get in here, bros.
>>28329172
I wish all women would kill themselves
>>28329195
I don't know. We should just enslave them so their holes won't go to waste.
>>28329261
Nah, men have holes too and they're not attached to annoying sacks of shit.
>Trump might be the next president
oh jesus
am i the only one concerned?
Yes I sages your post libtard
>>28329100
Mexican
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go back 2 reddit nigger
Who here wants to have children?
There would be no greater pleasure for me to defy natural selection by passing on my genes.
And also my children would probably be the only people that I could relate, to personality wise and by passing on my interests to them.
>>28328924
>There would be no greater pleasure for me to defy natural selection by passing on my genes.
You wouldn't be defying natural selection. You would be defying sexual selection.
>>28328924
That guy looks cute af tbqh.
>>28328924
Having children is bringing unnecessary suffering into this world solely for selfish reasoning
It's sick
What memes do you secretly wish were still being used?
I don't even remember most of them
Cuckio tbhfamilyasdasdasd
>>28328816
It's not a secret if I tell you baka
>Daddy, what were the 2000s like?
frosted tips
angst
technology that looked cooler than it performed
>>28328757
I sat in the basement playing Halo the whole time, it was great.
>>28328757
Patriotism and edge.
Daily reminder that communism is the solution to all your problems and in the year 2016 there is literally not one reason to not be a communist.
>People are equal
>No one has to be unemployed and no one is exploited with nonsense like unpaid internships
>Stable economy
>More inclusive and strong communities.
>No competition AKA getting cucked by Chadimir
>Efficient allocation of resources.
Communism would make life 10,000x better for the overwhelming majority of people on this board, this site, this entire planet.
Please go and shill somewhere else /leftypol/.
Reminder to sage those threads
>>28328706
Keep up the good work, comrade. The revolution is coming.
>>28328723
Fuck off, whore for the bourgeoisie.
How would you reply if a girl sent you this, /r9k/?
I'll reply with:
>"You have validation issues I cannot fulfill. I do not want any formal intimate relationship with you. Wait one year before you talk to me again."
>>28328609
That's a bit harsh, don't you think? Especially since I told her previously that I prefer if she's blunt and honest.
>>28328631
She likes the other guy more than you.
Who cares?
Define yourself in one sentence
A cockroach that deserves to be squished.
Avoidant personality disorder (AvPD), also known as anxious personality disorder,[1] is a Cluster C personality disorder recognized in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders handbook as afflicting persons who display a pervasive pattern of social inhibition, feelings of inadequacy and inferiority, extreme sensitivity to negative evaluation, and avoidance of social interaction despite a strong desire to be close to others.[2] Individuals with the disorder tend to describe themselves as uneasy, anxious, lonely, unwanted and isolated from others.[3]
>>28328428
People with avoidant personality disorder often consider themselves to be socially inept or personally unappealing and avoid social interaction for fear of being ridiculed, humiliated, rejected, or disliked. As the name suggests, the main coping mechanism of those with avoidant personality disorder is avoidance of feared stimuli.[1] Avoidant personality disorder is usually first noticed in early adulthood, with both childhood emotional neglect and peer group rejection being associated with an increased risk for its development.[4]
I just got out of the mental hospital.
I need someone to talk to.
Kill yourself and make it all better again
Another option is to get your shit together faggot
They got me for hanging barbies handicapped friend
>>28328411
They should've put you in for those dubs, because they're absolutely insane!
