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who is cuter?
katya is too girly, i like to imagine anzu as a trap so i choose anzu
>>28346698
TEAM LERA
>>28347038
She just looks like any fucking average girl, kill yourself. Shit taste.
What would you do and how would your life change if you won the Power Ball at 700 million dollars???
>>28346522
>how would your life change
it wouldn't. I'd just buy a house and continue doing the same shit there.
I would have more money
>>28346522
I'd just get a house farther away from everything and a good car to get to uni.
every major is shit
every job requires too much work for too little pay
there is no possible way to succeed in life unless you work hard and that is the ONE thing I do not want to do
>>28345276
You're in luck, OP. Working hard is the one way to guarantee you will NEVER have money. The only people who become rich are lazy, worthless, sociopathic scumbags who learn how to parasitize others. We have created an entire culture ruled by and for the benefit of an entire class of parasites.
>>28345276
oh yeah, do i know the feel.
gosh golly you sound just like me
>He imagines himself playing a guitar in front of his entire school at a talent show
>he imagined himself as the creator of that song
>>28345065
>He imagined himself playing one of his favortie songs in front of his entire school at a talent show
God no. What kind of normie fantasies do you guys have?
Straight bots only, how would you feel if you got a gf but she could only get off on your embarrassment crossdressing?
>>28344945
That's my fetish tbqh senpai.
I convinced my ex to roleplay as a man, and I'm the woman, and we'd play mmorpgs and do erp, where I'm her bitch and she's pounding me with her dick.
>>28344945
I would be very happy and glad that she understands my sexual desires.
>>28344945
this is literally my fetish
in fact I already steal girls panties, I would be ecstatic if I had a girlfriend that FORCED me to wear her panties
Those of you with gfs, tell me how you got them. also put qt stuff you do with them.
Met her in my art class, acted like myself around her, chit chatted, hung out after school then started dating
>>28344626
She's my best friends sister. We watch anime and play games together. Currently playing monster hunter with her. Recently watched Jojo and Nichijou. Going to Army basic training for 7 months in august but she won't cheat right haha
>>28344626
i just be'd myself. luckily myself is ballin.
>be me
>be socially awkward black guy that's attracted to asian women
>be at gym today
>leg day
>decide to hop on the leg press for my first workout
>get to my third of fourth set
>get off to get ready to change weights
>suddenly two asian females come over to the machine
>mouths something to me
>didn't hear her the first time because of earbuds
>take them out and go "huh?"
>repeats "are you doing another set?"
>tell her I'm done
>awkwardly take my plates off
>tells me to leave the rest of the plates on
> leave in awkward silence
>don't even bother to wipe the machine off because too scared to actually be around asian girls.
>>28344309
Sorry to inform you but most Asians, in particular East Asians, hate black men. Just get the free brainwashed white wimminz.
>>28344919
Most asian american girls under the age of 25 actively go against their racists parents teachings.
I know too many asian girls that dgaf about this.
>>28344309
>black guy that's attracted to asian women
go to japan, niggers are fetishes there
Were you a cute child?
Yes, lots of girls in my elementary school had crushes on me apparently. I blame poor nutrition for the way I ended up.
>>28344258
Where did you end up?
>>28344323
5'8 with terrible skin
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>be mixed race mutt
>don't understand all the constant race-based shitposting on all 4chan boards
Am I missing something? Why the hell do you care so much about what color someone's skin is? Is being white really that important to you guys?
>this is the mindset of the mixed-racers with no solidarity in their heritage
I'm sorry for you, anon. You'll be in my prayers.
herp derp its jus skin color
herp derp genes dont real
>>28343130
This is why mixed race people are unnatural. They have no sense of pride of their ancestors and what they have done, because they are just a big mix of everything with no uniqueness
Gondola aims at "re-enchanting" the world by bringing back some of the child's innocent outlook on the outside world, but simply bringing back that magic isn't enough to make the world better. Gondola is definitely a byproduct of post-modernity as it strives to go beyond the state of ambient nihilism we live in by having a more positive outlook on the state of things and accepting the absurdity of how things are. But this isn't enough to move beyond post-modern nihilism; Gondola's existentialist leanings must be pushed further. Gondola has potential to give meaning back to the world and the things we live with, and -just- remaining passive means stripping our dear little friend of the truly revolutionary power of being able to find meaning in things. Gondola is revolutionary in the sense that it's the symbol of a new paradigm that strives to go beyond post-modern nihilism, but remaining passive and not spreading (in a way or another) the idea of New Sincerity, the possibility for people's hearts to resonate with these simple emotions we convey through our drawings, ultimately means reducing Gondola to a platonic idea, frozen and incapable of taking part in the world's dialectic; when as a meme, it should be alive and be shared between people!
>>28341727
Through its simple and innocent view of the world, Gondola brings the world back to life; it's an image, a symbol of this attempt at re-enchanting the world. As such, if we really want to bring the world back to life, we need to actually go out and try to spread Gondola's magic around us, through the way we act, we talk... We have to practice what I'd call "Gondolan ethics" (which I think aren't too far from surrealism's ethic.) We have to make Gondola's worldview a reality.
>>28341740
How can we bring magic to a world that has become increasingly colder amid mass industrialization and individuals growing more and more isolated, if we don't go out and hold our hands out to the people who, too, want to see the light of a better world?
tl;dr gondola is great and new sincerity is good, but we have to make this "magical" perception of the world a reality; talk to people and try to bring this simple magic back into people's lives and truly give meaning back to the world, with our own little hearts and minds.
OP, you may be pretentious as hell, but you are right about the magic that is Gondola.
Truly the best meme of 4th quarter 2015.It's May already; just fucking kill me now.
>elementary school
>some girl likes me
>she REALLY likes me
>tfw she's really perverted at like age 5-10
>one time she asked me if I knew where babies came from
>another time she told me that if I came to her house she'd answer the door naked
>too beta/smart to bang before I hit puberty
>she has to move one day
>welp there goes the only girl that ever "loved" me
>don't even feel like I should have to mention anime, the internet, and how cartoons like to be sexual, especially if focuses on furries
>without a doubt slightly autistic
you guys?
>>28338001
>Makes coffee
What the hell you want.
>>28338047
What?
What the hell do you mean?
>>28338076
>sips coffee
What do you want.
https://youtu.be/LoARkJvIsr0
This man beat and raped his girlfriend. This was accidentally recorded over twitch. He will continue to be a successful with women once this blows over, while you will still be sitting here on your computer and continue being rejected and treated like shit by women. Life's a bitch.
i didnt read all of that shit, but
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>>28336931
>no guy will ever treat me this way
life is unfair
honestly it sounds like shes enjoying it near the end
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thats the deal with this cat?
this guy sells MAGA hats
i don't think i did you justice anon
Have you ever had a failed suicide attempt?
Greentext you suicide attempts bros
>>28332470
>be 22
>attempt at slicing my wrist veins
>do it wrong
>survive the blood loss
And here I am writing about it
I were stupid desu, life is shit bit death is shittier.
>>28332638
Did you cut horizontally?
>>28332668
Yup, I regret doing it, now everyone i know looks at me like I'm crazy.
Elliot Rodger's in the news again! This time because one of the girls he shot at and missed (the one he said "Hi" to during the massacre) is dating someone famous.
>http://www.people.com/article/cody-simpson-girlfriend-sierra-swartz-escaped-santa-barbara-shooter
So this is the justice of the universe
>>28349796
Elliot is dead, and he died a bitter virgin who never got what he wanted.
>>28349796
ELLIOT WAS RIGHT CONFIRMED
I HATE ROASTIES SO GOD DAMN MUCH
