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>tfw no stinky girl pits to lick and sniff
To any normies/Chads on here, what do a girl's non-deodorant covered pits smell/taste like?
Damn I bumped early.
Please respond
this thread will survive
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/09/120905201111.htm
It's been proven by science the bullies are actually smarter than their victims. Just predators are smarter than their prey, so are the people who torment you.
>>28221978
This is why Nietzsche was so based. Morals just get in your way. The path to a successful life is nihilism and abuse
>>28221978
Are you literally retarded or did you just decide to shitpost without actually reading the article.
>>28222740
This. They're differentiating high IQ bullies and low IQ bullies, Nimrod.
What are some anime that will warm my icy heart?
ERASED gave me some nostalgia of my childhood. Felt really good in addition to a decent story.
jOjO gave me the power to live again.
>>28221905
What kind of anime are you looking for OP? If its heartwarming your after I assume you want some slice of life, or maybe a Romance?
Top tier Slice of life.
>Working!!
>Denki gai no honya san
>Bokura wa kawaisou
>Genshiken (first two seasons only)
>Gj bu
>K-on!
Romance
>Toradora
>Ore monogatari
>Sakurasou no Pet na Kanojo
>Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai!
>Danna ga Nani wo Itteiru ka Wakaranai Ken
I was trying to stick away from non harem romances that aren't too sad and were more uplifting and also good. So hopefully these will do you well.
Also if you're into manga you should check out Molester man, its heartwarming as fuck. Pretty much a story of a character whos pretty much a robot finding love. Its also supposedly based oin a true story posted on 2chan.
>Tfw no loli commie sister
Hold me comrades.
If I had a little sister like that I would not be a miserable sack of shit. My life would be awesome and full of wonder. I would probably be sociable and perhaps even a great public speaker.
>>28221833
>Wanting communism
Please kys.
>>28221833
commies make the perfect pawns
IF YOU UP AF, STUNTIN ON DESE HOES, AND GETTIN IT SMASH DAT FUKKIN LYKE. KEEP IT ONE HUNID ITT.
>>28221792
LMMAMAAOAOOO WHDDUP AYYYY TRYIN TO GET TURNT MY NIGSZ
Ooooooooga Booooooga WUUUUUUUUUURLD STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
(insert chimpanzee noises)
>>28221792
AYO HOL UP HOL UP
*Flexes index finger*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*sips kool-aid*
WE WUZ
*smashes that mf like button*
REAL NIGGA OURS N SHIET
How does this makes you feel robots?
I remember when "waifu" was a term only found on /a/. What happened?
He looks like a dork and yet he still got a gf, unlike you.
>has the confidence to ask a girl out
>girl agrees and even kisses him
He's a normie, next please.
What are things about you you don't mention to avoid shitstorms?
For example I'm feminist ( male ).
It's impossible to have sane discussion between MRA-/gg/tards and tumblercunts no matter where I go.
Its weird /pol/ claims an uprising of beta nu-males is happening yet ignore the thousands of attention whoring girls holding "I'm not a feminist because "x"" signs on facebook.
Am I wrong? both are cancerous.
>>28221653
Why would you be a femenist tho?
>>28221764
Because in the early 00s I did a lot of stuff to help equal rights.
I don't believe in the wagegap or "don't leik u" rape accusation bs but morons today believe because women are almost on par in society feminism should be disbanded for completing the mission.
Bunching individual problems into egalitarianism doesn't solve anything either, it takes the focus off what matters to those groups. Its the logic behind blacklives matter, cops are shooting spooky niglets left and right then the suburban living internet children spam "all lives matter" from their parents safe home in whiteville.
Not to say BLM was based on truth but the principal was legitimate.
I'm a male feminist too.
I think they should have an equal chance to anyone else. The people that say disparaging shit about females just need someone to blame for their problems.
Even crazy and weird people come up with some good points about shit once in a while.
Although I gotta admit this is some nice bait. MRA's are total manginas. They're like the biggest group of pussies ever. The only people that complain about them are either trying to win over SJW types, or are SJW types which are just as annoying as the people you're complaining about.
>tfw no axiomatic bf
>>28221630
Now you're just making up words to be awkward.
Looks like your new Word a Day calendar is paying off, grats
I'll be your bf, send me an email
>I can't afford to breathe in this time,Nowhere to sit without a gun in my hand,Hooked back up to the cathode ray,I am better off dead
>television is the retina of the mind's eye
>long live the new flesh
>your reality is already half video hallucination
>if you're not careful, it will become total hallucination
>you'll have to learn to live in a very strange new world
>I had a brain tumor
>and I had visions
>I believed the visions caused the tumor
>and not the reverse
>I could feel the visions coalesce and become flesh
>uncontrallable flesh
>>28221606
>but when they removed the tumor...
>it was called/r9k/
Reminder that autistic weebs can get cute girlfriends at high school. What's your excuse?
maybe they can now but they certainly couldn't when most of us were at school
>>28221403
I don't make excuses and neither should you
I didn't attend high school.
What're you drinking tonight?
Deep Eddy Peach mixed with Jamaica drink. Pretty good mix actually, compared to everything else I've tried.
a chalice of courvoisier n a chalice of cum .
I might pick up a bomber of something. Still haven't made dinner.
An hero question:
I've pretty much decided on hanging and think I might of found a decent way to do it, but there is probably a bunch of ways I can fuck up. My shower has one of those things that hangs up that you can take off to use as a nozzle, and I've noticed that by getting down on my knees like in pick related I can choke myself with it. It feels really secure the whole time and I felt myself start to drift after about 40 seconds. This seems like a really easy cozy way to do it, but there are probably tons of ways to fuck it up. What should I be worried about, can I really just end it by getting down and letting my head hang over that? I know I could plan this shit out better, but this isn't sudden, I've wanted to do this for a long fucking time, I've just gotten desperate and want to do it soon.
>>28221029
OP again
I ask this because I hear body thrashing is a huge risk in hanging. I know that this method is very likely to succeed but the risks of failure are fucking horrifying. What can I do to ensure my unconscious body having a meltdown won't cuck me into being a vegetable?
Also I kind of fucked up the picture. When hanging on my knees my hands can't touch the surface.
>>28221029
This is how a kid in my 4th grade class died. He had heart trouble that sometimes caused him to black out. He was taking a shower and fell and hanged
>clothes alwys fall off when I'm near a twink
>Always accidentally fall into boipussi
>as a result, girls think I'm gay
Help
>>28220689
Fagot
Origino
>>28220734
That's not nice, especially if it isn't true :'(
Seriously, any way to stop having boipussi accidents?
>ITT
>Daily Reminder
>NEET
>Meme
>Normie
>Why is this allowed?
>Trump
>Spaghetti
>Frog
>What did he mean by this?
>Cuck
>Chad
>Feels
>Roastie
>Kike
>Tendies
>Wagecuck
>Dindu
>Logical Conclusion
>God Tier
>How do we fix this?
>tfw no gf
>Comfy
>Stacy
>>28220557
You forgot
>femanon
>normalfag
I guess they should be forgotten desu senpai.
This board needs more hmmm threads and the like
You forgot "patrician".
>tfw 5'6"
>tfw boyish face
>tfw submissive
>tfw emotional
>tfw everyone in college looks at me like i don't belong
>tfw get routinely mistaken for a kid in public
>tfw perma-shota who wants a dominant mommy gf
Sh-should I just kill myself?
yes [#2156]
no! you sound so cute aww i would be your mommy-gf if you were local and qt
>>28220038
What area are you in? 0:
