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I haven't owned a video game console in about 4 years, I now have the urge to play some new vidya
Should I get a ps4 or xbox one?
I got my Xbone for free. If I hadn't then I would've probably gotten a PS4 (if I could afford one).
I'd say steam machine or wii u, but given that choice go ps4 without doubts
>>28229006
>wii u
>muh mario
Why don't you dress classy?
>>28228887
I wish you hadn't shooped that. It was already hilariously bad.
>>28228917
No shoops, just multiple ties
>>28228917
post original 1242434234
What happens when you get 1000 likes on facebook?
>>28228879
Chad notices you
You're narcissism levels levels reach critical and begin an unstoppable chain reaction. There is little chance of recovery.
nothing, unfortunately, vapid normies treat it like currensy
Ask a guy who went to a prostitute for the first time last night anything (I facefucked her)
What is a facefuck
>>28228860
Just green text the story you colossal faggot.
>>28228872
Well I had my hands on her head and I was forcing my cock into her mouth and basicaly using her mouth like a pussy while she was sucking on it
>>28228873
incoming
My 15 year old brother is going to become a father. His bae which is also 15,is 4 months pregnant and she decided not to abort. I am gonna be a 23 year old virgin uncle. So stoked.
is your little brother an attractive boy?
>>28228853
Fuck his 'bae' in revenge of her having your brothers kid
Give the kid a penis abortion.
>>28228858
He is chad. He already had 2 gf before this one.
I didn't choose to be born, to live a life.
>>28228838
Yes you did, you just made yourself forget it when the round started so that things would look more real and you could get yourself invested in this game.
>>28228896
The fuck? No, life was imposed up on us, nobody voluntarily came into this world.
>>28228947
life is a gift bro!!
just bee urself!!
:^)
why do you still want a white gf?
Because I'm not American. That's not a thing here.
>>28228846
t. muhammad lindholm
>>28228775
I dont. Never really did desu. Every girl I stalk is brown.
>be me
>have a crush on this girl since i met her
>Be in best friendzone
>she keeps calling me best friend no more then that
>recently she turned out to have a gf
>me wtf
>i wana kill my self now
>dont know what to do
>>28228764
Just because you're "friends" with a girl doesn't mean she's going to date you. If you ever thought you had a chance top kek.
>>28228807
she was very flirtatious with me and i thought she liked me so i was going to ask her out before realizing she is a lesbian and have a gf
>>28228841
You mistook human interaction with flirting. You also thought because a girl was talking to you she was flirting with you. Once again top kek
I haven't unironically enjoyed anything in 5.5 years.
>>28228743
What about food, drugs, or masturbation/sex? What about a good nap? what about spending time with a pet? Or a nice hot cup of coffee? Or a particular smell?
Surely there must be something you enjoy unironically.
hello darkness my old friend, i've come to talk with you again
blyat
what about wanking your willy?
Another gorgeous day, isn't it?
No it's not, and it's still dark out here faggot
>>28228712
Ah, is that so?
I see.
>>28228735
FUCK YOU
I THOUGHT THIS SMUG PEPE WAS FUNNY AT FIRST BUT NOW IT JUST PISSES ME OFF
FUCK YOU
My girlfriend is pretty sexy but she's a total blue pill! What should I do?
swallow her, tooo beeeeeeeeeee honesssssssst
>>28228628
Drop the bitch on the floor. Beauty fades, dumb is forever senpai
>>28228628
You need to make her lose all her friends one by one
I don't know how but it has to be done, social networking is what re-enforces the bluepill mentality.
>log onto Facebook
>"It's [oneitis's] birthday today! We thought you wouldn't want to miss a chance to wish her a happy birthday!
>pls fuck off
>continues to scroll down anyway
>sees how much she's enjoying herself with all these other guys
>mfw other dudes who barely know her are all over her ass
>mfw I done spaghettied and fucked my chances with her
>mfw I acted beta as fuck around her
>mfw I got ghosted after showing her a shitty selfie
>mfw I continue to dwell on this shit instead of moving the fuck on
>mfw I still wish her a happy fucking birthday, which is of course ignored
Also,
>inb4 jewbook, delete that shit
Yeah, I'm in the process.
So anons, what sort of shit have you seen from your oneitis that triggered the fuck out of you?
>oneitis
What an incredibly, profoundly stupid phrase.
>>28228650
How so? Would you rather people say "that one person we still haven't gotten the fuck over"?
Maybe "oneitis" triggers you. It's okay.
>>28228717
>How so?
It looks like it should be pronounced "oh-nay-tiss," and should mean "an inflammation of the one." It "triggers" me because it's a stupid fucking phrase.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL-rMkhOLSk
>I'll always be on my own
>I'll always be on my own
>I'll always be on my own
>>28228412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxvf7gR4-2M
REEEE
https://youtu.be/BNC61-OOPdA
maintain
https://youtu.be/KJBTOC3Mfpk
>Haha anon I bet your sick of losing at willy wars to me!!!! :))
>My big fat willy just makes to much willy mess for you ;))) :P
>Next time I'll get chinese keith to come play with us
>His little chinky willy only does little dribbles unless he has willy in his bum then he does big squirts lol
>Last time I put my willy up his bum when I pulled it out it sounded like him bum was gasping
>lol my big willy made him do a reverse fart XD!!
White people are so fucking weird, lmao
>>28228400
U call that big? Lol dont flatter urself faggot
this isnt feasible because i have no friends
The quality of this board would increase dramatically if this word filtered into an automatic ban.
i actually agree
I would prefer that it filter to "roastie"
You sound kinda jealous lol.
