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>be me
>12 year old going to our school's yearly camp outing
>no idea what to expect
>get on the school bus
>drive into the countryside
>arrive at hostel
>six bunk beds in one room
>playground outside
>fucking awesome
>first night
>fight each other with pillows
>tell scary ghost stories
>going well so far
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>>28233780
>second night
>our high school age counselors are outside talking about tomorrow's plans
>we nominate a person to sneak into the counselor dorms
>nominate the fat kid
>lets call this kid kevin
>kevin sneaks into the dorm
>goes to the male counselor's bunk bed
>lies on the bed
>looks up
>sees a fucking huge photograph of a woman
>butt naked with her legs spread
>shoving a fucking gigantic purple dildo into her hooha
>writhing in ecstasy
>hand grabbing hair
>mouth open in moan
>eyes closed
>tits out
>whole nine yards
>>28233824
>kevin grabs the fucking photo
>runs into our room
>we're all playing cards and shit
>yells "HOLY FUCKING SHIT LOOKS AT THIS"
>we all crowd around him
>everyone trying to sneak a peek of the woman
>click
>we hear the creak of the door opening
>counselor looking pissed as fuck with hands on hips
>we all scramble to our beds
>lectures us about invasion of privacy and personal space
>makes each one of us apologize
>we didn't even know this type of shit existed
>he answers all our questions
>this question answer shit goes on until 2 AM
>getting the sex talk from this high school kid
>apparently it was his girlfriend
>that's how i learned about sex
>not from my parents
>not from school
>but from a 17 year old counselor who thought he was gonna lose his job
>older camper tells one of my friends back when we were 11 to strip the back off of a disposable camera and press it against somebody
>my friend does it to another friend, pressing it against his calf
>it electrocutes him with enough voltage that my other friend's leg gets several burn marks on it
I also remember when we put goldbond on our testicles, or when we all took laxatives. Good times.
Do you think concentration camps and what not will someday become a reality in the US of A? Because if Trump becomes president, it seems a fair bit likely.
(And yes, I am thoroughly convinced of this).
>errr trump id a big bad dicatator!!
>hurrr
shut up libtard
>>28233729
He wishes he was a badass dictator like mi General. Keep dreaming, assholes.
>>28233729
President =/= Dictator
Stop shitting yourselves over Trump.
lets have one these threads. I'll start..
can i have the templete?
>>28233752
dont have it rip sry anon
>>28233726
I hate every single thing about you
I am a jew, AMA
>>28233644
sup?
original comment
>>28233656
thats a bad question desu
are you a jew?
your comment was not original.
Anyone here thinking of going to college want to ask me anything ?
I'm completing my last 2 assignments this month then I graduate
Was it worth? How did you pay for it all? What was your kill count? How big is your cock?
>>28233622
did you get mad bitches?
haha lol thats a funny cat
>Being disgusted by other people
Let's be honest, you're probably normie if you think this way.
Some people are just disgusting anon
This isn't some tumblr hugbox
>>28233582
i'm disgusted by social group in my class at uni
their humor is terrible
it's the kind of shit i laughed at when i was like 15 on newgrounds and other websites with lolrandom flash crap on it
irl shitposting
i find it painful every time i involve myself
>>28233617
The only thing worth being disgusted at are people who actively trying to hurt you.
Being disgusted for the most part is an irrational, meaningless emotion that unlike anger or love that only hurts people including your openness to new experiences.
>>28233646
There's a le epik may may man who caught me browsing /g/ at uni a couple of months ago
All he does is quote the latest memes and asks me if I like lolis.
He's literally the loudest and most popular kid in my class.
Although, you shouldn't look down on them. Their sense of humour obviously works well for them, if anything I'm sad that I can't appreciate the le epik may may man in my class as most people seem to think he's incredibly funny. My life is literally worse because of my automatic pretentious snobbery.
At Least I can find a lot of beauty in strange things.
Let's have the deep web talk again. What can you find there and what are your stories w/ deep web?
why do people keep posting this.
there's only 2 things you'll find. everyone already knows what im about to say
DRUGS
CHILD PORNOGRAPHY.
There's NOTHING else to discuss.
>>28233592
Hire hitman,have red room cameras and buy dismembered Ukrainian women desu?
>>28233619
that doesn't actually happen all the stories you listen to on youtube are made up desu
i live now 3 Years alone in my new Apartment. I spoke around 30 Hours + with People i know a little bit. (Cashier and such People don't count)
I think the Loneliness is destroying slowly my Mind and Body. Games and Movies don't satisfy me anymore. How do you bear it without Drugs or something like this..?
(Sorry for english Mistakes and the attention whoring)
What's this about you and capital letters?
>>28233564
Too many Mistakes? :|
>>28233581
Your "trolling" isn't funny.
I just wanted to tell someone how I feel because it's strange and maybe it can come as some comfort--or maybe I'm just trying to comfort myself. I'm not sure. But bear with me.
I told her it was okay.
For the past month we've been struggling with this. And I chose not to leave her even though we both felt it was coming. She had been completely disowned by her family for a long time, was just very down recently, and had gotten pretty reclusive in the past months, and I couldn't bring myself to leave her. Maybe I thought that would keep her here longer, or maybe I just loved her that much. That isn't to say I didn't try to "help" her at first. I did. I gave her the money to see a therapist at first--which to my absolute panicked regret put her on suicide watch for a few weeks. When she got out I went with her everywhere, took her on extravagant dates so she could just "get out." It has been a real roller coaster of feeling like we would be okay and then getting down to where she reminded me we had to be "realistic" again--realistic about her mortality and our relationship.
I don't know if I regret "letting" her go. No, I think all things considered, given the end, I'm glad I did because I think I knew it would happen. I think I accepted it in these last few weeks. And at least she knew someone was there for her, and her last thoughts weren't of total loneliness.
Even though she did it after I had loved her so much, and stayed with her through it all, and tried so hard, I'm working on being okay with it. It would be a lie to say that now she is gone I am completely "okay." It is still so fresh I think there may be a good bit of denial running through my subconscious--I have to remind myself she won't ever come over again. She'll never be in my bed again. I won't ever hear another "I love you"--but this is NOT a survivor story, forgive me--But I am not mad at her, and I can understand that it didn't matter what I did it still had to happen. And given that absolute, this was the best way it could have gone. I know that.
She was amazing to me, and I will miss her company and think about her for a very long time if not the rest of my life. She had to go, but before she did she gave me something beautiful and lovely I won't forget.
She left a note, only for me. Not the family that disowned her, or her friends or anyone else. Only me. It was short and sweet and I might post it if I can bring myself to believe she wouldn't mind. I loved her. I love her. I still love her.
I just wanted to share with you here. There aren't many in my life I can tell "I told her it was okay." And even less I can tell about the nuances and my growing happiness for her to have finally be rid of the struggle she fought so long and hard with--not a struggle with depression as much as a struggle with just having to be alive. I know she's finally free of her incurable self hatred and her honest detest of life in practically all it's facets. And this isn't to say I understood her mind or to what all extent it really was inevitable or how much she did or didn't "want" to do it. But just I "can" understand how it was a necessity and it didn't matter what she or I did, it wasn't really ever going to get better any other way than this.
Thank you for reading. I just want you all to know that while I'm not suicidal myself, I am an absolute ally. I respect and have nothing but compassion for the struggle to live or die, the endless attempts at making it just possible to be even a little better just to be met with the same old pain and sorrow no matter what, the inevitability of it all. While I can't truly know what that's like, I can understand that thanks to my wonderful girlfriend. And I hope however you find it, what ever "it" may be--release, happiness, freedom, whatever it is for you, and whether that is in death, or in a successful attempt at life, or something different altogether, you do indeed find it. My girlfriend found it. She knew it with all her heart and she got it. I hope you all do too.
TL;DR: I told my girlfriend it was okay to kill herself
You did good. and did the right thing, she couldn't live in peace, so may she rest in peace. live is a real struggle when your always depressed but atleast you gave her moments of happynes, maybe even a smile and those moments will stay with her forever and ever. im proud of you.
How do you balance the need to have sex every day with the fact that it feels much better when you wait 2-3 days between fucking?
Is sex really that crazy when you're high on weed? What about ecstasy?
>>28233484
What the fuck do you want exactly?
>>28233496
how to enjoy sex more i get bored and just force myself to cum faster often REEEEEEEE
>>28233484
Sex while high on grass is literally the best feeling I've ever experienced. Came buckets after a good hour of passionate love. Would do again
how come girls seem so unreachable online but are very easy to talk in real life ? are they afraid of me or something ?
>>28233479
>very easy to talk to in real life
normie leave
>>28233479
>VIA 9GAG.COM
well there's your problem
>>28233558
ehh honestly 4chan has gotten to a point of irony where I think having a 9gag watermark on something increases its meme-irony level
It's 2am im drunik sa fuck and ium supposed to start work at 11am. just wondering if anyone has any experience with going to work fucked up or getting fired or whatevr . share stories and feels
>>28233396
Go to sleep you fucking retard
>>28233396
You'll be sobered up for work if you go to sleep now. Make sure you drink 2 or 3 BIG glasses of water before you go to bed though, or you'll hate yourself tomorrow morning
>>28233469
Add some aspirin to that too and you'll do fine.
Really like old epic films, it's so cool seeing the old sets and all the extras knowing it is all real and not some cgi bullshit
wow you're truly a special snowflake not like everybody else in the world who only enjoys new films like captain america!
a man of unique tastes, why would you like old films, the'yre so old and outdated heehee
>>28233354
Hush faggot.
>>28233354
Did OP trigger you, plebabby?
>promise myself not to fap to reduce DHT
>been edging all morning
HELP
>>28233320
Why do you desire to lower your DHT?
Why would not fapping reduce DHT?
>>28233375
Balding. I plan on fixing my fap problem then starting fin or other anti-dht/test meds.
>>28233448
When you fap a lot it overproduces in the blood.
>bullied by chad/stacy
>no one bats an eye
>fight back
>"omg what a monster, calm down anon, anon what the fuck that's messed up, teeeeeacher! Anon said a bad word! Anon, you're suspended"
Next shooting when?
>>28233305
Chad doesn't bully people, that's Brad
>>28233305
translation: shy loser is ignored until he spergs out aggressively for no reason and gets punished.
same shit happened to me
>guy keeps fucking with me
>shoves me and calls me faggot constantly
>no one cares
>one day he comes up to me
>starts his usual routine
>punch him in the throat
>hes on the ground gasping for air
>say "Touch me again and see what happens"
>feel like a complete badass
>people freak out call me a jerk, monster, ect
>they tell teahcer i just attacked him
>dont mention him tourmenting me everyday
>get suspended
