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How do fembots feel about BBC porn? Do you actually like it or is it just something for beta cucks?
Also, what's everyone's favorite food? I've been trying to eat healthier and I'm really liking grilled salmon.
>inb4 sperglord pretending To .be femanon
>>28240968
My favorite food is sushi. Although I'm not a femanon.
Those ding dongs look like a mouthful.
>>28240968
Belorussian fembot here. I wouldn't say I have a strong preference for it, but I like it from time to time. Black guys smells different, move different, fuck different - they usually give longer and more rhythmical strokes and the whole contrast? Mm, feels good. Good point is that yet we are almost 100% white Belorussian nation nobody is threatened by it. People also grew up with healthy national pride combined with appreciating internationalist friendship, so there is no social stigma for dating or fucking a black guy. Something like this.
>not a slit wore or fuckboi
>can actually save your life
>cuddles all the time
>tells people to fuck of when you're not in the mood
Why haven't you joined the master race yet?
>>28240967
puppers a best
Jack Russells are a bit high-strung. The Wheaten is probably my favorite of the terrier breeds.
There is no excuse for a robot to not have a dog.
>Hey anon, you aren't ugly! You just have low self-esteem!
WOW THANKS, that's totally better
>Thanks! That's just hilarious!
>>28240956
YOUR COLLAR BONE LOOKS LIKE A GARDEN HOSE!
>during high school
>found out mom was cheating on dad with potentially hundreds of guys
>looked at phone text messages, saw plenty of fish account, zoosk account, sexting
>nude videos of her getting gangbanged by bikers
>video of mom and sister getting gangbanged by black men
>sister is 3 years older than me
>found out sister is cheating on her boyfriend with the entire police squad
>find all sorts of police porn she looked up
>find sexting messages between her and police officers, married men
>find out dad is cheating with woman who has terminal cancer
>find out he was corresponding with black men on craigslist and flickr to fuck him and my mom
>>28240951
sell that shit to a hollywood producer mang
>>28240951
All you have left to do is go cheat on someone as well
>>28240951
do you also cheat on your SO or are you the black sheep?
For example you start one thing then before finishing it move onto the next thing and continue on like that till the end of the day comes and you're tired and you realize you haven't fucking finished/accomplished anything that day.
>started hoovering last week, hoover still lying out
>started learning spring-boot java framework a month ago, still dont know jack shit about how to use it
>started tidying up yesterday, some things have moved around not a lot though
>started trying to fix thing 3 days ago, thing not fixed and drill/tools still laying around from attempt
>decided i wanted to try making youtube videos a while back, gameplay vids still littered around hard drive
fucking hell :/
God i love BBW
>>28240940
bbw are fat disgusting pigs, thats a hightest girl you're looking at anon
>>28240922
i used to watch a lot of movies and play video games, and listen to podcasts.
now the only thing i do is read wikipedia articles.
i think its ADD
>17 year old man comes into the surgery
>Complains of difficulty breathing on occasion
>Believes he has asthma
>Wants me to give him an inhaler
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>28240827
I7 year olds are usually referred to as "boy" in most medical texts.
>>28240855
>Anon comes into my thread
>Complains of my use of terminology
>Wants me to give him an acknowledgment
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>28241367
im just correcting you so you can get it right next time
Missed me, mothercuckers!?
>>28240797
are you another cousin/brother of mario?
>>28240824
yes, I'm Cuckio, and I love getting cucked. It lies in the family.
Ded meme is ded. Get over it.
i'm trippin on acid rn. talk to me
What are you seeing?
>>28240798
u but the post is actually good
>>28240791
bruh
why you wasting your time tripping on r9k?
>spring is now in full bloom
>decide to walk outside in the park today
>suddenly see the most qt blonde girl in a white summer dress reading alone on a bench
>my heart stops
>I can't help but stare at this angel
>wish I could talk to her but realize I am have no way with words
>walk past her and then look back just one more time entranced
>immediately go back home feeling awful
You know, sometimes I can convince myself its fine being alone. But then once in awhile you see girls like this and the feels come rushing back all at once. It hurts to live /r9k/
>>28240789
same feeling when i spot a qt in de train and i know i will probably never see her again.
>>28240789
I know how you feel friend. It's rough. Lots of cute girls come into my shop, but I'm too autistic to speak to them.
>>28240929
Yeah I don't fall hard for "hot" stacy looking girls. The cute ones though, those hit me hard.
are there any r9k minecraft servers?
>>28240660
who plays minecraft
>>28240660
comfy.serverminer.com
>>28240817
I got banned because I let my younger sibling play for like 10 minutes. Can someone unban me? My username was winneas
I just broke off with 2 years gf , ask anything robots
What was her problem and how many times did chad fuck her?
Will you actually answer questions about this?
Rate her sexual output on a scale of one to 10 at 6 month intervals.
I'm just going to say I've been working my ass off at this university for almost two weeks now. I've gone out every day dressed like I'm about the meet the love of my life, I'm as clean and fresh as possible. I've been friendly, I've put myself out there, I made a facebook, I got a couple phone numbers. I didn't sit in the back of class.
I ate lunch with people. I offered to hang out with people or play games with some guys. I've done literally, every possible fucking thing I could think of to be nice, fun, and approachable and I've completely failed in every aspect.
The fucked up part of this is not that I've taken the advice of mentally retards normalfags that infest this place, but that I no longer have a place to call home with people similar to me who are involuntary incels.
UI hate all of you pricks, and none of you belong here.
>>28240549
>I've completely failed in every aspect
Pfffthahahaha what a loser
>lists reason why he is a normie
>none of u belong here
kek'd, f.am
>>28240549
I don't understand how you failed?
>I got a couple phone numbers
>I ate lunch with people.
What was your goal, OP? My guess is to make friends? you're halfway there?
do tall grills despise manlets as much as femlettes do?
654
Tall girls are perfection, anon.
More so. They want a giant.
>tfw no tall girl to bully me with her legs
Who /FuckedBeyondRepair/ here?
>Be me, 20.
>Finally decide to give life a shot and try out college.
>Tfw I'm finally going to get educated, get my dream job, make my parents proud and actually accomplish something in my life!
>First semester starts in September, 2015. Ignore my "Bad Thoughts" and do well.
>Second semester starts in January, 2016.
>Things get bad.. depression is the worst its been, anxiety is horrible, extreme paranoia, visual and auditory hallucinations.
>Failing three of the five classes, dropped out of the fourth, barely passing the fifth.
>Started going to Psychiatrist, got committed to hospital for a few days.
>Diagnosed with Schizophrenia.
>Dropping out of college next week, going to live with my parents for a few years to try to enjoy whatever is left in life.
Planning on shooting myself whenever it feels right, probably in 1-5 years time.
There's just nothing fucking left anymore, no hope, no future, no chance of making my parents proud, no chance of fixing things.
I blew it, I have nothing left to live for.
Anyone else able to relate?
You should try overdosing on LSD. You might end up accidentally curing yourself.
>>28240417
>Anyone else able to relate?
I'm only failing one class, but I'm American. I can't drop out because then I'd have to pay back loans, I don't have a car so getting a job will be nigh impossible, my parents will kick me out if I drop out even if student loans weren't an issue. I'm too depressed to do well in school and doubt I'll find proper meds that will mitigate it.
you people thinking your life is over at 20 are adorable
give it a few more years
How can white girls even compete?
original
looks like a plastic doll
>>28240274
why do they need to compete? why cant they coexist peacefully
>>28240274
>no self hating chink gf
