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I am going to die.
My concussion is never going to heal and my teeth are starting to rot. And I can't sit in a dentist chair with this concussion. My teeth are going to get infected and the infection will spread to my brain and I will die.
It's over.
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How is your concussion stopping you from sitting in a chair?
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Why can't you sit in a chair?

What does a concussion have to with anything teeth related actually?
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>>28248300
>anime girl
> obviously incoherent faggot ranting

kill yourself, idiot

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Hi, /r9k/. Let's all play some good ole fashion minecart.

Server:
comfy.serverminer.com

At the time of making this thread, the server is down (probably a temporary fix). We are working on constantly expanding the city, and building a tall Trump wall around our haven.

We need to:
>level out land
>work on farming infrastructure
>make the Trump wall
>decide on a flag and city name

Will you come play minecart with us anon?
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Is the server full of meme-spewing teenagers?
Are you going to close it off to outsiders eventually?
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minecart is epic
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map of the cozy valley

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Has anybody here ever though of buying land in the mountains and never talking to people again.
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>>28248166
Yes, I've thought about it but not seriously. The thing that would really get me is no internet for media or a continuous supply of books. That is if I survive the first winter.
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>>28248166
Every single day

My personal dream and the sole reason I'm wageslaving at this point(besides surviving) is to buy a nice amount of land miles from anyone else, build myself a self-sufficient cabin complete with solar/wind/hydroelectric if I'm near running water, and spend the rest of my days hunting for survival while growing some vegetables and weed


>>28248216
Winter isn't that impossible to survive if you know what you're doing
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>>28248302
they should just restart the homestead act

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WHY THE FUCK do girl find him attractive??
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5'11" in shape white guy with a cute face and millions of dollars

Not rocket science
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He's not half bad looking in my opinion, a little on the androgynous side. What's not to find attractive?

t. white male
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hes qt what you on about OP

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1. What is your assessment of this woman's physical attractiveness?

2. Guess her personality, backstory and major life events.
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>>28248019
1. It's probably a dude
2. Nah, it's a gross fag. Pass.
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>>28248019
If thats you in the pic
0
If thats not you
still 0

fuck off roastie whore
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Another image.

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who else picks their nose and wipes on the wall?

what about when you cum and just pull your pants up without cleaning?
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I do both, except I don't wipe my boogers on the wall, I eat them.
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>>28248097
I eat my boogers AND my cum. Step up nigga
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>not cumming in your mouth and swallowing for easy cleanup

fucking normie

>tfw really want to cut my hair like pic but scared because ive been growing it out for 8 years and i know im going to miss my long hair and regret it once its done
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It'll grow back again bro
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I kind of feel the same about my medium long (for a guy) ratty hair.
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gee, women have tough lives.

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>tfw weakling lame dad
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>tfw no dad
original
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>tfw legendary but dead hero dad

Now I just have really big shoes to fill and lots of questions I wish he was here to answer
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>tfw alpha as fuck dad who expects everything from you but all you do is ending up disappointing him

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White cucks, explain this whole fetish thing you have for black cock, us other races don't get it.
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That is the sexiest pregnant belly I've ever seen.
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>>28247710
it's a meme, it's trolling, it's shitposting

it absolutely disgusts any sane white male

people just keep posting it to piss others off
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>>28247710
The closest thing to anime monsters fucking chicks IRL. Niggers are savage evil beasts but they can talk so it's interesting

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I never realized how rough he had it until I started reading his bio today:

>>When Manson's mother and her brother were sentenced to five years' imprisonment for robbing a Charleston, West Virginia, service station in 1939 by brandishing a ketchup bottle, Manson was placed in the home of an aunt and uncle in McMechen, West Virginia.
>Upon her 1942 parole, Manson's mother retrieved her son and lived with him in a series of run-down hotel rooms. Manson himself later characterized her physical embrace of him on the day she returned from prison as his sole happy childhood memory.
>In 1947, Kathleen Maddox tried to have her son placed in a foster home but failed because no such home was available. The court placed Manson in Gibault School for Boys in Terre Haute, Indiana.
>After 10 months, he fled from there to his mother, who rejected him.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Manson
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Think that's bad? Try not having sex for three weeks
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>>28247644
>being this gay over a killer

You're like a daddy issues bitch man.
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>>28247766

Weak bait, nobody is so repulsive that they'd go that long without having any sex at all

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What do you think of streamer girls?
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>>28247545
I detest streamers in general, but the fact that they're female doesn't draw any more of my ire if they're being straightforward that their draw is purely tits.
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>>28247581

Their appeal is more than big bouncy round tits. What are you implying?
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>>28247581
This.

The one thing worse than streamers are the people who watch that shit.

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they want to seize all your computer equipment

you've got about 20 seconds before they knock in the door

what do you do r9k?
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>>28247448
Delete my eliza and erica cp folder, clear
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>>28247486
they can just undelete it

anyone with even the most trivial computer skills can put an undeleter on a usb and undelete your "deleted" files
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>>28247448
Surrender peacefully because I'm white and I have nothing to hide

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WHY DO GIRLS WITH BOYFRIENDS KEEP ASKING ME TO DINNER, TO HANG OUT, ETC.

WHY WOULD YOU SAY STUFF LIKE THAT TO A GUY IF YOU'RE NOT AVAILABLE
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They want to be your friend.

Or they want to make you their side boy.
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>>28247434
just because there is a goalie doesn't mean you cannot score op
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Dey tryin to gibs you dat

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>tfw no skills
>tfw trying to make myself look good on my resume
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Whats the job senpai?
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>>28247409
>Unbreakable serene mood

Not to break your mood, OP, but when we get resumes like yours at my job, we pass them around and make fun of you.
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>>28247438
its my resume that i attach to all applications.

>>28247453
is that not a good skill?

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>TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PARADISE CITY WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN AND THE GIRLS ARE PRETTY

How do you respond in this life or death situation?
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>>28247248
Take
Him
Home
obviously
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>Hey Hey You You I Don't Like Your Girlfriend starts playing
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Alright I'll ask mummy if i can borrow the van but i don't think paradise city is a real place.

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