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Can we have a thread of real faces and body's of everyone?
I guess the whole anon thing is cool but seeing as r9k is the only social place I go to I'd like to see what other robots look like. I'll start with my photo.
male/female/gay/straight/neet/cuck all are welcome
Aye cunt dont you post on cheapies? I fucking hate seeing your smug avatar famalam
>>28252437
Top fucking kek
Are you serious
I was high as fuck posting this I just saw the avatar on cheapies and decided to use it. Its not really me. I take better photos.
is this fbi trying to profile us or something?
What's weird shit you do that you would never tell anyone else?
I sneeze in tissue and keep it so I can watch it harden
>>28251766
I do that on my night table, If I have a loogie or something Ill spit it on the then pick them off when I get extra bored.
Gas on mum's pillow ^.^
>>28251766
Sometimes I do headspins in the shower
>tfw had to go outside today to get my neetbux stuff fixed
>see all those qt girls outside, every single one of them is a top qt.
>none will ever be my gf
>get severely depressed the entire time I'm out
I'm never leaving home again
>>28251714
Damn, how'd you get those NEETbux?
How do I get in on this?
>>28251806
I've been faking autism for so long I actually acquired it
>>28251870
SSI?
>balding
>decide to be proactive
>shave it off
>my head is so round I look like a golf ball
>my head after shaving
>>28251628
>my head is so round I look like a golf ball
This you, op?
Give it a few days you'll get used it. It's kind of like having a beard for a long time and then shaving, it looks odd at first.
Just kill me already Jesus christ
Just do it yourself. Are you really going to be this selfish and think everyone's just going to hand you want you want on a silver platter?!
what's wrong, honey?
>>28251625
What problems are you dealing with, anon?
/spacefeels/ thread
>too dumb for nasa
>too poor for private flight
maybe one day
>>28251595
>tfw not american
>tfw not even from any country that has arrangements with NASA, ESA or Roscosmos to send astronauts up
>tfw my country doesn't even have a space program
Maybe in my next life.
>>28251595
Trust the Musk. Love the Musk.
>>28251637
SpaceX and the private sector in general is what I'm holding out hope for. NASA isn't getting a sixth of the budget they need to fulfill the Authorization Act, which stated they would put a man on Mars by 2030, and no candidate that's currently running shows any sign of remedying that. The progress SpaceX has made in the past decade is nothing short of astonishing, people don't realize just how huge a feat a re-usable launch system is. Following the success of Falcon 9 and the commercialization of its technology, the cost of spaceflight will drop to 1/10 of its current price.
How can white women even compete with these qts
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-EIbKYddhNQNSmZuSoqCTQ/videos?feature=hovercard
>>28251576
Lol she's wearing a mountain of makeup. She probably looks like Jackie Chan after she washes it off.
>>28251836
Same with white women.
They're insecure about their """beauty""" just as much as anyone else is.
I can't trust women because they're a painted shell with rotten contents inside. The nut they are doesn't fall too far from the wilting tree either.
inb4 the resident feminist defense force shows up and starts screeching and throwing shit around like monkeys.
Oh wait they're already here:
>>28251836
anybody else just get done with work?
>>28251548
Bout an hour or two ago.
actually yeah, I'm a night worker at a grocery store
it's 1:38 am here
>>28251571
>>28251562
nice I just finished bartending. relaxing with some cheesecake and milk
HOLDIN' A GUN 2 MY HEEEAAAAAAAADDDD
*BLUURRGHHGHGGHRGH*
*takes gun away and sells it*
>>28251428
>Not to me though
>>28251428
you're never gonna stop me...
How many of you guys on here are REAL LIVE ACTUAL REALLY REAL CIS WOMEN? I find it hard to believe that any women would ever actually come here. W-what if there are w-women here right n-now?~ or alternatively, does anyone know of any women who have ever been here? Thanks
there are no women with vaginas here
Even if there are women here
You wouldn't believe it
there are females here
I used to post my face sometimes but I doubt anyone saved the pics because I am ugly
Who /inverted nipples/ here?
I've always thought they'd eventually develop but at 21, I don't think it'll happen.
>>28251333
Did you shave your nipples?
>>28251375
Yes. I know I probably didn't do a good job but I get rings of hair around them.
I have them too.
But not gonna posts because they're on manboobs and you will just call me a girl.
Does anyone else ever feel like they're not the main character in their own life?
Everyone else is going through the adventures, the trauma, the laughs, the real problems, the REAL THINGS.
Meanwhile, anything I've experienced, bad or not, is so incredibly nullified by the stories of all those around me that it's hard not to focus on it.
I'm a background character in my own story.
>>28251241
Same here. The easiest way to describe myself would be an observer. I don't do anything. I just watch other people do stuff and wonder what it's like.
>>28251241
Same
I sometimes feel like I'm watching some reality show where every person I know is part of the main cast as I watch them their everyday lives as the viewer who's role is meaningless
>>28251241
Maybe an anti-hero in a way. Since no one would root for us.
What do you guys think of trip fags?
I personally think that tripfags are trying too hard to be relevant. I can get how a tripcode can be used in a thread if the OP needs to be validated.
I'm using a tripcode because why the fuck not.
i use a tripcode because i made annoying obnoxious posts that nobody should have to read
so now i can just easily get filtered
its not about being relevant, more about just letting people easily filter me
>>28251220
diediediediediediedie
>>28251240
So you were ignored and tripfagging makes you noticeable?
My paragraphs of bitching don't get replies, so that might work.
Ask a woman who just had sex with her husband anything.
How underwhelming was it?
How many times have you cheated on him since you started dating?
>had sex
>husband
you're in the wrong place. this is the cuck board.
Image limit reached, new "sad shit" thread.
why does the skeleton want to be an astronaut
achieve your dreams mr skeltal
bumping my own bread
why do I relate to this picture so much
I feel empty and pathetic, the bare frame of what a human being should be. and when I dream, I want to be someone worthwhile, but I still can't imagine my own face on someone successful.
