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Asian bros, how do we stop white men from stealing our women?
>>28247141
fuck weeaboo girls
>>28247141
You can't, you can only do your best and acquire the best woman that you personally can
What other people do shouldn't impact you as much as it is
>>28247141
We were dealt a losing hand. You can't really keep women that don't want you in the first place. Just do the best you can for yourself and realize we're playing the game with a handicap.
>be 21 year old friendless kissless hugless handholdless virgin
>6'4
>senior year of college with nothing to lose so i decided to try to be alpha and confident and get a gf for the first time
>approached a 6/10 girl acting like a chad to start off with and she laughed cause she thought i was joking when i asked for her number
>approached 9 more girls the first day and was rejected each time and then recorded each rejection in my notebook and took notes
>since then i have asked out exactly 112 more girls in the month of april
>turned down all 122 times i have tried in total
>the girls were anywhere from disabled girls in a wheel chair to 10/10 models
>tried all different strategies from being a douchebag to nice and from straight up asking them out to asking for help first
>typically each encounter had a page full of in depth descriptions about the girl, how i asked her out, how she rejected me, the time and day, how i was dressed, some diaglogue etc
>left the notebook at a table outside while i approached different girls then would go back and take notes
>one time went back and some girls were sitting at the table
>wasnt sure if they already looked at it so i wasnt going to go claim it
>waited for them to leave
>couple hours went back and they were gone and so was my notebook
>the stacies obviously looked in it and saw my autism and then took it as a souvenir
>have been going on yik yak, twitter, facebook and other normie places all night trying to see if they are talking about it or posted a pic of the notebook
>also realized that my name is on it
how fucked am i
Your best bet is to fake your own death. Try not to fuck it up with your autism.
Good luck anon.
>>28247105
>yak, twi
g fucking g mate
can you post face you must be ugly or autismo af to get rejected 100+ times in person
>mfw I tried this my freshman year and got rejected ~49/50 times
>>28247233
whats wrong with yik yak and twitter though? is there some new thing normies are using now?
Having fun on your day off work, anon?
Hmm.
>>28247010
bump for wagecuck shaming
>>28247010
Taking a course on git and guthub all day. I also rode my bikes with my wife. It was an okay day.
>tfw work 4 days a week making ~45k a year
>still wish i was dead
If you are tired the entire day but are wide awake at night, is that insomnia?
why doesnt anyone reply to my threads REEEEE
When do you sleep and wake
>>28247383
they're busy with the racebait threads.
>Find school magazine in a box of junk
>Rush of nostalgia then depression
How was school like for you, bros?
>>28246875
Oh it was'nt so bad, I was happy and functional until I got to middle school.
>>28246875
High School was amazing, I was like Ferris Beuler; everyone liked me, I was popular, etc. Afterwards, I'm almost all alone now. I have a great girlfriend and like 2 really close friends, but no one else is really here anymore. It makes me feel sad. I wish I could be young forever. I don't want to live much longer
The end of senior year was actually pretty fun
Fembots tell me about times you kicked a boy in the nuts pls
Guy here. Been kicking gay guys in the nuts for easy cash. Funnest thing ever.
This seemed like the most appropriate thread to share that.
>>28246939
wow you're a cool guy
I was like 14-15 when the first jackass came out and me and my friends were all little skater punk fags that went around punching and kicking each other in the balls.
Pretty sure I'm sterile now
and that's my story
>"uhhh can you like, stop following me??"
>>28246744
Uhhhh can you like not do this right now??
This happens to me all the time. Women look over their shoulders and beeline away from me like I'm specifically following them.
>>28246744
Bitch, you're going to shove your face in this pussy RIGHT NOW and enjoy it
So shut the fuck up and start licking, you whore
Are there any other Canadian robots who watched YTV in the 90s/early 00s?
>You will never see Phil and Snit on The Zone ever again
>YTV will never have that weird, creature-themed vibrant aesthetic to it ever again
>You will never see Yvon of the Yukon, Freaky Stories or Uh Oh! on YTV again
>You will never watch a Dark Night special or Halloweird special in October ever again
>You will never see Pat/Sugar hijinks on The Zone again
>You will never Keep It Weird ever again
I still wanna see that clip of Sugar getting her feet tickled.
>>28246667
Does Would You Like Fries With That? still play anywhere
I miss Yvon of the Yukon and What's With Andy. We got cable in the early 2000s and in the winter I would take my brother to the park after school and we would sled down the hill until dinner and then watch What's With Andy while we ate.
Mischief thread. What have you done to screw up the lives of decent, normal folk lately?
>at mcdonalds, decide to go inside rather than drive thru because there are alot of cars
>waiting for food, see kid with mcflurry sitting at table nearby unattended
>he goes to the bathroom
>grab a salt packet and empty it on his ice cream
>>28246647
>salt packet
what the fuck america
Punch homeless people in the face and run away
you just improved it.
he's just gonna quickly take another scoop and your plan is foiled.
>They download Youtube videos to get their music
>They wear autism shoes
>They think torrenting is illegal
>They like reddit youtube such as GradeAUnderA
>They don't like nintendo
>They have a netfix account
>They stream their anime
friendship discarded
>They download Youtube videos to get their music
I can't today
>>28246620
>online friend
>imaginary friend
>spambot friend
>rent a friend
>mommy or daddy being your friend
>therapeutic animal friend
>>28246620
>they don't like nintendo
pretty much this really
If you arent up for some no items, same stage over and over, charecter ditto, then you can leave
>tfw finally get a girlfriend
>she's 2/10
Like why even I'd rather just go back to 2D, I don't even enjoy kissing her...
She looks like pic but long hair.
>he fell for the practice gf meme
desu
>>28246380
Is that seriously what they are called? Being 27 and practicing is too old for this
Post a picture of her.
This, I'd like to see.
>Payin' attention
>Payin' attention
>Payin' attention
>Payin' attention
>Payin' attention
I really really like this new meme
ARE YOU SUCH A DREAMER
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what keeps you going robots?
why haven't you killed yourself yet?
me? I still have some slim hope left
The Wrath of The Lord and hell being unleashed on earth
>>28246254
family. my dad died when I was younger and I wouldn't want to put my mom and sisters through something like that again.
also a crippling fear of nonexistence and/or eternal damnation.
>>28246254
Nothing but laziness desu, I have this note I'm trying to write, pretty much me documenting my final sperg. I should have been done this month
what am I supposed to do when my cat dies? like what do I do with it? I don't have a backyard to bury it in. do I throw it out in a trashbag or put it in the composter? that seems like an unfitting end
>>28246060
bury it in the woods if you care
chuck it in a dumpster if you don't
>>28246060
flush it down the toilet
Just take it to the country or something and bury it Jesus.
Robots, what is a good tourist destination for a neet? Most other popular places are popular among the normies because they're full of bars, clubs, and shopping malls, but I don't give a fuck about those. The only "normie" attractive I like is the beach, but that's it.
>ib4 Tokyo
Japan actually seems like a good idea though.
Syria.
ISIS headquarters.
>>28246241
If all I wanted to see was ISIS headquarters might as well go to London.
bump also fuck you robot
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