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Anyone know how to make money from home?

I really don't want to leave the house this summer.
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If you aren't retarded, you can make a youtube channel.
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>>28250402
not OP, with youtube you have to do a lot of views to gain a little amount of money...
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>>28250336
learn to program and do some freelance work

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He thinks he sounds intelligent by being cynical
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you got me. no end
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>>28250289
>he is cynical because of his intelligence
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>tfw you're cynical because you're absolutely terrified of all the awful bad things in the world and it's the easiest way to deal with it

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>tfw no natty bf
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>>28250173
>tfw wear bland colors, hoodies, sweaters, jackets, etc.
I just don't want to be noticed
Just let me live my life and die
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>>28250173
Thanks, Doc.

Nothing artificial. Just genuine.
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>tfw no mr. skeltal bf

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>"oh, Anon, yes! Of course I'll marry you!"
>"i'm so happy you're OK with me keeping my last name, too!"
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I'd have no problem with it, as long as the kids take my name

I'd be OK with hyphening their names in principal, but my surname is already 4 syllables so it would probably be too long, unless her last name is really short
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>>28250213
pls tell me moar anon
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my last names shit anyways, sounds like shit and 90% of people need it spelled

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Who here lives in Toronto?
If so what area?
>I'm in the Annex
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i do keke :)
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>>28250154
What area, you kawaii tripfag?
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>>28250424
Obviously Scarborough

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Women's breasts become engorged only after becoming pregnant

Likewise they take on the appearance of being fat while with child

In no culture are already-pregnant women images of sexual attraction, the reason being, further impregnation being impossible after conception

As a result finding either of those traits (fat women and large breasts) attractive indicates a warped sexuality

Possible causes
1): porn and contraceptive culture divorcing the generative element from sex; producing a corrupted sexual instinct resulting in a desire for the already pregnant woman, rather than a desire to impregnate

2): abandonment issues from their mother and a longing to return to the days immediately following their birth when their mother was at her fattest and had engorged breasts full of milk. In short, a regressive sexual mentality and odipus complex

3): out and out inferiority complex and cuck mentality wherein one ceases to see themselves as capable of having sex and so shuns thin, small breasted, fertile, available women in preference for fat, infertile/already pregnant women who already have a partner. this results from watching other men have sex online and watching other bigger, stronger men come into their lives dating their single mother since childhood
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It used to be a sign that she could birth strong, healthy children and survive the lean winters. Go look at some renaissance art or something. In any case, I don't grant your premise.
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>>28250150
Hippocrates writes that women who are fat CANNOT conceive because their fat strangles the womb and does not admit the seed. This was a physician, not an artist whose only concern is to his fancy and aesthetics and is no indication of nature
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Who /DFC/ here?

FAT ROASTIES BTFO!

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>go to wal-mart
>see decent 7/10 redhead(gf material) employee there
>see male fellow employee go up to her and start talking
>school stuff i guess
>tells her how it's so "impressive" what she's doing
>he walks away with a stupid grin on his face
>she continues her job
>leave wal-mart
>it's raining hard as fuck
>see single mother with 3-4 children walking in the rain on bridge presumably to wal-mart

Guys is it possible that it's not just women? Are we all just collectively getting worse as a human race?
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>>28250075
It's banter. You work at that flourescent lit shithole, you'd understand.
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We lost the connection
At first to nature
And then to each other
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>humans talking to each other

Makes me so MAD REEEEEE

Does this turn you on, r9k? I see cuckolding get mentioned a lot here.
I had sex with her about 2 hours before she fucker her boyfriend. She said she barely felt anything, poor guy.
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my wife only ironically fucks black guys
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you are both human trash, OP
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>>28250062
Topkek anon. Also on that note I'm white so it's not all bad
I memed her about cuckolding which is hilarious.

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Is anyone here willing to kill me?
I can pay you up to probably $1500 and/or give you my car and anything else you want.
I just want to die, I don't care how.
Whenever is convenient for you works for me.
Please respond with a list of former murder experience.
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Don't die, you never get a second chance at life.
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>3 years experience in murdering required
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>>28250104
I don't even want the first chance you fucking cuck
Cucked by the world into believing living is alright
Glad I'm not you friend
So naive you can't even see it
This flesh is a prison
I am a slave shackled in my mind
One day I shall leave this place
The great nothingness of the void shall be my freedom, my peace
Please just let it end soon

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ATTENTION ALL FEMBOTS :D
get out
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>>28250015
I agree with this statement
Original comment
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>>28250015
>/r9k/ claims to hate fembots
>any post or thread starting with "fembot here" gets a fuckton of replies
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dont you understand that i cant leave?

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where can I find twinks to fuck?

Is Grindr worth it?
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>>28249959
Are people really attracted to dicks that big? It's looks like a caricature and just plain comical...
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>>28249978
It's prolly only like 9 inches
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>>28249990
Looks more like 7 to me.

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would you fug the bun?
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Never, but I would, and have, fugged the pug.
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Judy is for hug ONLY
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Only the little bun.

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>You'll never know what it feels like to be so overwhelmed with messages and notifications that you just stop checking them

This is what your average female's phone looks like. I'm lucky if I even get one text, and it's usually only because they need something from me.
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>women have the audacity to claim they can be lonely when there are entire swaths of people willing to talk to them just because they exist

Women
Cannot
Be
Robots
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I ended up getting rid of my phone because the only time people ever messaged me was when they needed something from me.
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>>28250010
Yes because being popular automatically takes the loneliness away.

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> she's never coming back
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General feels thread
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>he left a long time ago
>still have dreams about him
>don't even care unless you're really drunk, then for some reason it's all that matters
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Any more of that art?

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>Works at Full Time Single Mom
>Graduated from University of Life
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>Studied at School of Hard Knocks, life

>Works at NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS
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> Works at: [ANY JOB]
> Graduated from: [ANY COLLEGE]
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>>28249691
>>28249762
>>28249722
How's tinder workin out for you guys?
I've got a date lined up later this week.

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