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im thinking maybe travelling with cure of my betahood what do you think?
Any social problems you have will not change by going to another country
>>28251178
It's a good idea. It will force you out of your comfort zone. also, being in a new environment where no one knows you gives you freedom to act without imagined social consequences.
>>28251188
Don't listen to this guy.
>>28251178
>>28251188
incorrect
going out of your comfort zone such as traveling on your own to another country can help you overcome social anxiety
who /crying/ here
good for you op...seriously who gives a fuck?
>>28251113
if he crying from laughing too hard i want to know why
otherwise... smMFh
I can't cry. I sit with my head in my hands and wail in pain, but the tears don't come.
Thoughts on the new pepe?
>>28251078
Do you?
Hmm...
>>28251310
Do I?
Hmm...Am I doing it right?
>>28251078
My thoughts?
Hmm...
Convince me to go through with it please I can't fucking do it guys
>>28251042
No. Stay and suffer with the rest of us.
Stop being a pussy. If you really wanted to do it you would have by now
Ur a ugly WHITE beta . do it son
r9k, do you want to feel?
https://youtu.be/2uUfRKNssf0?t=2m3s
>>28251025
Nope. I'm done feeling.
"My girlfriend at the time"
Lol he still had a girlfriend
>>28251025
this video is so stupid, Vice really went to shit the last few years
my roommate got a new boyfriend and he's in our house every day. so now I have to share a bathroom with my messy as fuck roommate and his butt buddy.
they're having sex in the shower at the moment.
they won't clean up after themselves.
Ask if you can join
Get weirdly voyeuristic
Scare him away
>>28251022
I'm blatantly asexual so I feel like this ruse wouldn't work
>>28250923
Tell him to clean up his shit!
RESIDENT DJ NIGHT
DJs with 1000+ dubs are put into a random number generator and one is picked to play 15 songs, any songs they choose, for the room. After that the queue will be unlocked and queuing will commence normally for everyone. We're starting soon
Queue music, chat, watch videos (just don't overdo the memes alright bud), come on in!
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k-the-musical
FAQ
>What do the arrows and the heart in the lower right corner do?
The arrows are used for voting. They're called "dubs". If a song gets 50%+1 of the rooms population in downvotes, it will be skipped. But the upvotes help us decide if a mandatory skip should be overruled, so please be sure to vote either way. The heart is used to "grab" a song, which means adding it to a playlist for later listening/queuing.
>What can I play?
Queue anything you want. Obvious normie/cancer music will predictably be disliked, but the worst that happens is you lose some dubs and your song gets skipped. Just go for it.
>How do I post images to the chat?
Make sure it's the image url (link ending in .jpg, .png, .gif, etc) and have 10+ dubs.
>Anything else
Just ask inside, or check the "Info" tab by the Video, Queue, and Mod tabs.
Useful links
>Region restriction checker, to make sure a video isnt blocked for other users
http://polsy.org.uk/stuff/ytrestrict.cgi
>Emoji list, for the lulz
http://www.emoji-cheat-sheet.com/
>Staff capabilities info
http://pastebin.com/fjFYLnX1
>>28250913
That sounds confusing.
i've grown so tired of discussing my future
>>28250913
im actually a normie but anyways
Normie virgins
explain me /r9k/
I know the most happiest normie ever
hes 31 years old
>Meet him at work
>been working with him for 6 years
>Hes happy as fuck 24/7
>He get joy from playing pokemon
>his IQ is above average
>He has whit, charm and talent
>hes ugly IMO
>but women around him complement him regularly
>(But i think its out of pity)
>1 aggressive female co worker from a higher department flirts with him regularly
>Shes about a 7 and half
>they are around same age
>He rejects her so often
Completely baffles me when i analyze this guy
>Hes so fucking happy all the time
>Talks to people
>has many friends
I had a conversation with him and i asked him about his virginity and he told me
>"i believe sex is only for reproductive purposes"
He elaborates
>" im not ready for a child right now in life"
he isnt a 4chan nerd either, he actually has a rich life, hobbies, outdoors,travel lots of experiences etc
What is this guys issue?
>>28250889
Uh are you working with me? I never worked with someone for 6 years though.
I'm about this happy :D Imagine this gentlemen you speak of is me and im here.
What would you like to ask me?
>>28250965
WHY ARE YOU SO H-H-HAPPY
>>28250889
He is actually normal. While you are just thinking MUH DICK like some nigger, he just doesn't give a fuck and isn't absorbed in self hatred.
>In the school all girls loved me
>First Sex with 15
>With 17, 5 different girlfriends and sex
>With 19 , I suddenly had no more pleasure to people and have not left my house
Now I am 22. Had no sex for two years and I'm a looser now.
Some guy I know fucked like 300 chicks but now his life is empty and he can't sustain relationships.
Do I even care?
not a former chad but I know one
>most popular kid in our school
>literally lost virginity in a threesome with 2 girls 2 years above us (he was 13)
>now goes to some second-rate uni
>all his snapchats are about him finishing work at 6am and going to sleep, eating shit food and being depressed
>is now obsessed with anime, all his facebook posts are embarrassing shit about FMA, DBZ and some obscure shit I don't recognise
>hasn't moved onto moe anime yet but it's an inevitability at this point
>failing all his classes, barely handing work in before deadline
sort of sad really, he was alright to me but it's a doggy-dog world out there
I'm sure back when you were in school they taught you the difference between 'looser' and 'loser' and you understood it. Remember those glory days? Guess some things just pass man.
Anyone else beyond depression?
Just nothing. No matter how hard you try to feel... anything?
>drop $100-175 a week on weed
>constantly buying myself the newest games/electronics/etc
>eat constantly
>huge posterboard on wall covered in reminders about how things will be okay again soon
>nothing
>haven't payed my parents "rent" in over 8 months because I can't live on $1600 a month anymore
>gonna be a fatty again soon
>quitting job soon because I can't hardly get out of a bed for more than a few hours anymore
>spend every night talking myself out of suicide
I've dealt with depression my whole life, but only a year into the numbness and I want to just give up. How do you deal guys?
>>28250624
Quit the weed and the fap. Start working.
>>28250624
What was the initial push that got you to this state?
>>28250624
you can deal with it just by acceptance
accept that you cant feel much and dont bring it up to anyone. if they say anything about it act like its a joke or something
also get off weed faggot
I'm thoroughly convinced Kanye West is a brilliant publicist and a living genius. Consider his rise to fame; an unknown rapper starts making a name for himself in the hip hop/rap business in the late 90s. He's on his way to mainstream recognition but hasn't quite broken through yet. He needs a catalyst. So what does he do? He goes on live television and proclaims to the country that George W. Bush doesn't care about black people. This pisses off a lot of people and rallies others - regardless of faction, everyone knows his name. The key component here is racial divide, a long controversial topic of discussion in the US.
The late 00s come and he devises a plan to once again stir controversy and get his name on the front page.
At the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards, he goes on stage and interrupts Taylor Swift's acceptance speech. This sends the internet into a frenzy and serves as the launchpad for Twitter's domination in all aspects of social media culture. The hashtag is born. More importantly though, millennials who were too young to understand the impact of his Bush comment now know who he is.
Thus, a cultural icon is born
>>28250609
I like kanye, he is probably a robot. Just look at how he got his start as a producer, they would just lock him in a room with a mixing panel and he'd make sick beats like the idiot savant that he is.
>>28250609
It helps that his early albums were really fucking good, too.
>>28250609
I dont think hes a genius but hes an amazing publicist and one of very few rappers to stay relecant for so long. You can dislike him but to call him dumb and stupid like normies do is literally retarded because he is a smart guy
They say it takes 1000 hours to get good at something and who better to have the free time to put that many hours into something than us autists, right?
I'm gonna put my time into learning the piano since its a hobby I can learn without leaving my room. What hobby are you gonna put your hours into?
>>28250603
It's 10 000, not 1000.
>>28250621
10,000 is to master something. After 1000 hours I'd say you'd be at least decent.
Pain, learning to love pain.
>tfw parents have walked in on you jacking off more then you think
look more than zero is more than enough
>>28250491
>be not jacking off
>instead do that thing where you quickly move your leg up and down
>makes noise
>dad knocks on your door
>stop the leg thing and tell him to come in
>mfw he probably thought i was fapping when i wasn't
>>28250491
My whole family caught me fapping once
This is a tripfriend appreciation thread. Post ITT if you love tripfriends! We should all realize that tripfags sacrifice their anonymity to create a small town vibe in /r9k/, and each one brings a unique brand to their posts that we can enjoy, for FREE.
>who is you favorite tripfriend?
>why do you like him/her?
tripfags aren't always bad. There is a couple on here that are anti cancer, I enjoy reading their posts.
I do have a least favorite one. That would be elizrica or Doj.
I really like the friendships I've formed here
>>28250416
I like myself and Samson.
>>28250502 can burn in hell though
what does /r9k/ think/say about this?
It's... Nice? I guess
>>28250413
Thanks, anon. I'm still having an internal debate about it.
Life happens, its out of our controll. the only thing we can do is accept its nature. idk
either that or its just a good place for a swim on a hot day
