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>at least there's another version of you in a parallel universe that's happy
That thought bothers me, I want to be the happiest out of all my parallel universe selves
That thought bothers me, to think that there's a me that's so self-deceptive and fucked up in its own way that it can be happy in a world that is parallel to this one.
Uhhh, no there's not
I've become completely disillusioned with /r9k/
Mental illness has become the cool thing to do nowadays. People celebrate their various mental problems and being shy/introverted is suddenly a good thing. More and more people are visiting this board and most posts are /soc/ tier bullshit. I know I'm probably preaching to the choir here, but I don't know anymore. This board has been a big part of my life for quite a long time. I had a place to vent and to share feels. Now it seems like 80% of the people here are capable of being functioning members of society. I feel rejected on a board for rejects.
Is it time to take a break? Is there a place without "fembots", cyborgs and normalfags? Is wizchan my only option at this point?
This post is pathetic and I am pathetic. Why do I even care?
Dude you need to just go get laid
>>28255096
That's a good thought though, the fact that you care about something means you're willing to say something and maybe do something. All you have to do is take that effort and put it into whatever you want to do. Me, I love shitposting and playing video games. I take pride in it, and it gives me joy. What about you anon? What kinds of things do you like to do?
it's not just this board, it's the entire fucking site. just have to learn to get used it
>When a shy, awkward girl with crippling anxiety and no friends mentions her boyfriend
But then she does have a friend !?
>>28254922
>That moment when you become the bf of a shy awkward, anxiety girl but only find out after it already started.
>>28254962
How the hell don't you figure that out before?
Hey loser
You find a girlfriend yet or what
>>28254902
Nah, I just buy prostitutes.
>>28254969
Wow dork, even the weirdo math club kids are fucking each other for free, the fuck you mean you gotta pay for a lay?
>>28254990
This is a very strange brothel I walked into, im not into that degradation shit.
Later.
What kind of women are better, cute women or hot women?
beautiful women to be honest
I have to agree with >>28254884
To me, a beautiful woman would be like a mix of the two.
She manages to have cute, yet elegant features while being graceful and kind.
Cute girl
I'm not attracted by what you'd call hot girl to be honest
I can't stop thinking about life, why are we here? Are we inside a simulation? Words are nothing but sounds we make to communicate and there's practically a word for everything. I'm losing it
>>28254852
It's called existential silliness, senpai. Sometimes you just gotta laugh. But most of all you've got to love.
Just focus on smaller things, you wont find an answer buddy.
Smoke a cigar and watch a good comedy show you like.
>>28254852
Same f a m
Should have never fucked with psychedelicsbut I'm still going to drop more acid and eat more deemz because I'm already in this state of mind might as well go deeper for shits and gigglesand suicide motivation
Do you dive /r9k/? You should.
>i dive
I grew up with the Great Barrier Reef a mere 30 minutes off shore...
Pic not me, but this was me every other weekend when I was a kid.
I was truly blessed.
The beauty of those reefs, those fish, everything was so bright and alive.
>going anywhere near the sea
>not being deathly afraid of the sea
Normies
Do failed Chads exist?
if you have to ask then they don't
>>28254737
Most chads end up fat and bloated in middle age. Veging in front of the TV ignoring their shitty kids.
So yes in that sense.
>>28254737
half of r9k seems to be failed chads these days as opposed to actual robots
>mfw born into wealthy family
At least i can be a neet for the rest of my life famelam.
>>28254707
Living the dream. Keep up your health, and you're set. Work is a slavery you're blessed to avoid.
>>28254707
What if your parents cut you off?
>>28254813
already gave me a lot of money and an apartment they can cut me off but i can still live ok
Can asian women be robots?
>>28254675
the left one's bigger than the right one
once you notice, you'll never be able to fap to her the same way
if you have to ask then the answer is no
Only asians can be robots. Whitards are not autistic enough.
If you could change your race to anything, what would it be?
I sometimes wish I was 100% pure aryan, blonde hair, blue eyes, skin paler than the moon.
Not for any dumb racist reason or something. Just because I think that combination looks sorta nice sometimes. Though, I am fine with how I am now, I suppose.
>>28254596
Black hair + white skin + grey eyes is the best IMO.
>>28254596
>be certifiable Aryan masterrace
>am see-through in a spotlight
>dumb racist chasers
not all it's cracked up to be.
I wish I were one of those alien Nordics.
>>28254596
>>28254646
Pretty much the same here, except I'd keep my green eyes.
>1200AD monks
>learning about oneself involved deep contemplation and meditation coupled with abstinence from physical temptation to learn what one truly wants
>2016 women
>learning about oneself means exploring your sexuality, sucking and fucking as many dicks as possible
Crusades when?
God is dead, anon.
Let it go.
>>28254578
Should've been about 20 years ago
>as many dicks as possible
No, just as many as you wish.
Every person owns their own body. Nobody is responsible to keep society at balance, even if that may be desirable.
Do robots deserve sexual experiences with beautiful women?
What have people on /r9k/ to show for it?
What would you do if you woke up a girl? Fuck Chad, which you can, or fuck a robot?
Some ugly man are in pain, but did the sexual liberation really bring a negative momentum? Complaining about feminists that complain about some shit doesn't count.
>be chinese
>went to /pol
>read all the anti chink posts
>actually ashamed of my race now
you could probably argue that eastern civilisation was superior though
Ay I saw your thread
If you listen to /pol/ you should give yourself a lobotomy.
A magical genie appears and grants you one wish, to finally have a companion for life. Here are his 3 options for you to choose from:
Option #1: A blonde Olympic volleyball player with a 10/10 face and body, and genetics the rest of the world envies. She is way out of your league, and you'll impress everyone you know. Only, she is in an "open relationship", is into cuckolding and will make you watch other guys fuck her. She will never love you.
Option #2: A pale, overweight woman with huge tits and an ugly face. She has dyed hair, tattoos, piercings and thick-rimmed glasses, and her "hobbies" are limited to watching YouTubers and blogging about video games (which she never plays). She is loyal and devoted to you, will never turn down sex and will unconditionally support you.
Option #3: A young, scrawny gay man with super rich parents who will pay for anything you ask for, and a penthouse suite in New York City. He has absolutely horrible taste in everything, and you will have to hear loud shitty club music in the house nonstop. He is also super clingy and will make you hang out with his group of loud black female friends on the weekends.
Which do you choose?
option 3 sounds good man
>>28254231
I'd take the third.
I'd tell the genie to fuck off and continue with my existence.
Listening to the birdies sing on my porch while enjoying my morning coffee & I just wanted to let everyone know
I love you man
We have a mutual friend
I hope you're enjoying your coffee
>>28254201
You're getting slimmer, and your hair grows pretty fast, huh ?
>>28254224
I love you too, anon
>>28254225
Yes, I went from 250lbs to 175lbs at 6'6", and yes, I have a full head of hair within a month of getting a buzzcut
