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Just be yourself Anon and Stacy is is coming for you.
>no motivation
>no money
>no degree
>live with parents
>ugly
>balding
>just be yourself!
Looks fade nigga. That guy in OP pic might have 5 years or so looking like that and then the looks will begin to fade and the new line of chads will take over.
You can't base your life on looks, they're so fucking fleeting.
I am 30 btw, I probably looked my best at maybe 25-26. Now I have a "mature" hairline and my face has begun finally looking like it's aging, after being baby-faced for so long.
>>28258456
I could easily be myself if I looked like that faggot.
> go to chick fil a when it is super busy
> grab a receipt from the trash and pretend to wait anxiously by the counter
> when a worker brings an order out say thank you and grab it
> quickly walk out and enjoy my free tendies
>order McDickfuck fries without salt
>wagies have to make whole new batch
>look them in the eyes as I pour salt packets onto them
>>28259029
Jesus man, absolutely /devilish/
>>28259029
too far dude, too far
ITT: Good hobbies for autistic people such as ourselves
>train enthusiasm
>flashlight enthusiasm
>elevator enthusiasm
>going to the gym
>model airplanes
>Civil war re-enactment
>airsoft
>>28258377
>>flashlight enthusiasm
My nigga
What even is it with autistic people and trains?
I knew a heavily aspie guy who was literally obsessed with them, to the point that he would blow all of his money on train rides halfway across the country. To do nothing but sit and ride the train, and then ride another one back.
He was completely insufferable, complained about his life 24/7, had terrible dress sense, and his breath smelt like shit. Plus he had this massive circle of weird friends he met through train hobby groups, who were all very similar to him and would reinforce his shitty behaviour.
I like to draw maps
Like, what the fuck' the point of this board? Nigger, what it is even for?
>>28258294
taking the time to fully experience your feels
>>28258294
When did you start browsing 4chan?
Also, what's your main board?
I'm just curious what board newfriends come through
>>28258353
Started on /b/, now mostly browse /tv/ and /co/
r9k, Why does life have to be so hard for robots? My family dislikes me and disrespects me as is. I have no friends, I am gay.
The life i want to live will never happen to me,I will never have to cut ties with everyone I know and give up all my forms of being social, will never be abducted and feminized, I will never be so mentally broken for a my (then) dominant's
amusement that I forget my native tongue. I will never be given stockholm syndrome and fall in love with them
Sometimes life gives people a bad hand. I know that more than most people, you have to be strong, and true to YOURSELF or you will die, forget everybody else, only live for yourself
Stockholme syndrome? Good one.
>>28258592
Why do you say good one. I also dont care if that happens. I cant live for myself its selfish. I live to serve
>>28258772
Alright fine, just lay there and die
Hitler was literally one of us.
>Reinhold Hanisch claims that Hitler was a very lazy worker. As soon as he made a small amount of money he spent the next couple of days in a cafe eating cream cakes and reading newspapers. Hanisch told Rudolf Olden, the author of Hitler the Pawn 1936: "Over and over again there were days on which he simply refused to work. Then he would hang around night shelters, living on the bread and soup that he got there, and discussing politics, often getting involved in heated controversies." Hanisch also claimed that Hitler neither smoked nor drank and was too shy and awkward to have any success with women.
I wouldn't be surprised if he died a virgin either
>eating cream cakes and reading newspapers
based Adolf
He was a normie.
>Fought in a war
>Talked and held speeches in front of massive crowds
>Got into fights with communists with the early SA
>Declared war on and bullied quiet beta countries
>Had a girlfriend way younger than him
>be me
>24 y/o kissless virgin
>decide to try tinder
>get 3 matches in 2 days
>1 girl gave me a "super-like"
I don't know what to do now. I cancelled the match with the fat girl that tried talking to me (I just swipe everything right w/o looking at the pics and the app matched us) but the other two are fine.
What should I do now?
I have zero social skills and I don't want to fuck it up. Should I want for any of them to make the first move like the fat girl?
>>28258114
kinda same. they're so boring normies, I have no idea what should we talk about.
>>28258114
>Should I want for any of them to make the first
Holy shit.
She just did it.
I said hi back.
What now?
Grats, anon. Here's my (serious) advice: treat it as experience/learning. Accept that they might not be into you after meeting you. Accepting that will make you feel free to interact with them in a way that's comfortable for you without being super self-conscious or anxious.
Are there any good MMORPGs to play right now?
>WoW
Singleplayer game.
>FFXIV
Snorefest.
>GW2
No one ever talks about it, so it's most likely shit.
The rest is F2P crap.
I made a thread on /v/ but it got to page 7 with no replies.
There are no good MMOs right now. I wish I could healslut.
>>28258088
EVE's the only MMO worth playing.
>>28258088
Runescape is a timeless classic that I was in no way banned from at the 1000 hour mark for no reason other than "Suspected of macroing" when I was actually just grinding.
JUST
Femanons, what are your dealbreakers? Are there certain things that make you instantly regret talking to a certain man?
If he watches anime, plays video games or collects any kind of toy you can just tell he's a beta manchild
Also if he says he was bullied/had no friends in school, you can tell he's gonna have a shitload of baggage and beta tendencies
If he's out of shape, doesn't need to have abs or anything but if he can't run 2/3 miles without stopping/in a reasonable time you know he's probably not got any discipline
>>28371986
Femanons don't exist.
>GET READY MEN
>THE CHADS ARE COMING
>PREPARE TO CHARGE
>PREPARE YOU GUNS
>CHARGE!!!!!!!!
>>28258056
>charging
>automatic guns
>charging when you have rifles.
>CHARGING
>WHEN YOU HAVE CURRENT CENTURY GUNS.
when was the last time any 1st world country did a bayonet charge?
>>28258110
They're obviously about to use Flames of Zamorak you fucking scrub
Did he post any updates?
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28198893
He probably just got to the aquarium not too long ago. Wait until he gets home.
>>28258033
He said "It's a date" though and she never responded.
That's what I want to know as well.
Bump for interest
>>28258014
Stop shilling normies you faggot
>tfw millionare
>tfw fuck bitches left and right
>tfw non of them really care for me and they all just digging my gold
I wish I could have true love but now I can't see any girl approaching me as not because of my money, what to do?
>>28257692
pauper here, let me give you a protip sonny.
money = love
why do you think prostitution is a thing?
>>28257736
hes right. Try not being able to afford a pro. Then you are really alone.
>>28257692
Try picking up girls like a regular guy. Go to regular bars in regular clothes and buy regular drinks. Don't let women know that you're rich. If you start dating, hide that you're wealthy until you feel a connection with the girl.
> be me
> download tinder yesterday (30/04)
> not expecting too many matches (as per this place's ghost stories)
> 2 matches by this morning
> third match is an attractive girl that I super-liked
> am 7/10 so not chad
> also matched pic related (she's 7/10 too)
Why haven't you faggots joined this shit? Most of the stories out of this place are obviously false. Being a manlet is not a social death-sentence. Being autistic does not send women running for the hills and being moderately attractive doesn't result in zero matches because all women just want chad.
>>28257682
>16 years old
grats on matching a child
The hardest part is not even the matches but making conversation long enough until the moment they decide they want to go out with you.
>>28257723
Thanks mate, I r8 fuck-off-robot/10
Do you think he's right?
>>28257667
Idk dude anime is gay I don't watch that
No. I've seen a few animes and I'm doing just fine.
Being into anime is fine and acceptable and actually people will find it interesting about you,
if you're a girl
Are there any good manifestos and videos similar to Elliot Rodger or the Columbine shootings? Ones where the killer/sociopath writes or tells his thoughts on humanity and the world?
there is Cho Seung Hui's autistic manifesto. not much of a read though.
Can someone tell me why elliots last pages of his manifesto are blank and why his last video is cut off in the end?
-what are they hiding????
Yeah read a bit of his, dude was a legit psychopath, he makes very little sense. There was another dude who lived in Los Angeles and made videos of him talking to girls and his "superior diet" and shit. I forgot who he was though, I think he still makes videos.
