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>you'll never get to eat a woman's ass
>>28256026
>eating literaI shit
>>28256359
women do not poo, there is no shit to eat
Don't do it. It's gross
who /cyborg/ here?
I was browsing r9k every day for a year before I started university and all the way through my first year. When second year of university started I stopped browsing here for like 8 months.. I felt that I had outgrew this place and perhaps I was going to become a chad! I thought I was free from the clutches of spaghetti and loneliness but here I am - back to write about what the outside world is like.
I FUCKING HATE IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
I'm not an autistic sperg but I'm also not popular, some mental defects are starting to surface from the stress of university and independence (cant get my mum to make me tendies for din dins), I am starting to become a low-key drug addict, gambling addict, anxious depressive guy
I have been going out clubbing maybe 3-5 nights a week every week since starting university, so hundreds of times, and I haven't slept with a single girl.. It's just an excuse to go and get really drunk without feeling like an alcoholic
I go to a shit tier university where most people aren't even that intelligent, you can blast out the entire years worth of work in like 1 month tops so ive spent the entire year doing fuck all, in true robot style
i probably have loads of cringey robot moments that I have repressed but if anyone is interested ill try to bring them back to conscious memory
tl;dr cyborg at university, AMA
>>28255965
All right bruh. Fire away.
Signed:
Another Uni student
>>28255965
Fuck off normalfag. Complaining about how much it sucks to be a normie isn't going to win you any points here. Kill yourself already.
>>28256066
m8 im a cyborg, inbetween, i still suffer the struggles of autistic spaghetti on a daily basis
So I know this board is full of guys who can't get a gf.
But where do the girls who can't get a bf go?
Womens studies dpt.
>>28255960
G E T (get)
O U T ((OUT)) !!
>>28255960
no such thing, youre just stupid. be sluttier and youll find a bf, if you dont like my advice then dont complain that you "can't", you just wont.
IM 18 WTF WHY IS MY HAIRLINE RECEDING THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT.
it's because your dad got fucked by a guy before his body produced the sperm that became you
Shave your head and be glad that you're not an eskimo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz2TU_6VIGI
Early balding is more than likely due to your lack of exercise and poor diet. Most men go bald due to genetics but it shouldn't be happening at 18
Will somebody please talk to me?
I'm feeling lonely as fuck. Slept till 4pm. I can't take it, somebody pls talk to me
>>28255951
OK
Hi there
wats going on senpai
>>28255951
State your business.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEoriginal comment342423423
i guess im a normie then REEEEEEEEEEEE
Have the blank OP?
>>28256918
Well I really don't need it. The boxes I would check are:
>Parents are proud of you; not that there is much reason to be, they would be proud of anything.
>Not fat
>Tried recreational drugs; I grew some shrooms and they were fun. I am to scared to try to buy other drugs from someone.
>I have a job.
Anyone go to the wild and get nearly fucked by something?
>be me
>go to the forest because restless and bored
>there's a creek 1/4 of a mile behind house
>rained like fuck for the past few days
>everything washed out
>leave after dicking around
>hear dogs barking up the creek
>whatever
>go alternative way back to my house
>about 1/8 of a mile away from my house
>hear rustling in the woods
>OH_FUCK.bat
>three dogs, a german shephard, a white dog, and a pitbull, twenty or thirty feet away from me
>what the fuck
>they don't bark or anything
>almost approach me
>run like hell
>adrenaline pumping
>run like hell the entire way back to my house
>lungs feel like they're on fire
>almost have a heart attack
That was my morning.
Pic related: What behind my house looks like.
This is what the giant hill looks like behind my house, so this justifies my lungs feeling like they were on fire.
>schandleria
What is this?
Also, post more stories if you have any, OP.
>>28255752
There are videos on youtube of dirtbikers getting chased by insane rednecks for 'bein on mah gotdang property'.
C'mon guys. Girls can be robots too!
Look, she hates normies just like us!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvIBD5jRlks&t=16m18s
>27 minutes
give a summery
>>28255758
Any girl that's fat, jewish, or with a penis can be robots.
>>28255731
Lauren's a voluntary robot. With her looks and charm she could easily be a mega Stacy jumping from chad cock to chad cock, but her political opinions combined with her environment and unwillingness to toe the line makes her highly unpopular where she lives.
So I moved away from home, to my own apartment a while ago. How to buy toilet paper without the cashier and other customers laughing? I've been usin kitchen paper until now because I'm afraid.
>>28255719
Go when no-one is really around and use the self-service checkouts.
>>28255719
>thinks people will ridicule him for buying basic nessecities
Really nigga?
>>28255719
just buy it along with something else
it's a basic human necessity ffs, people should understand
hey /r9k/ I haven't been on here in months, what's up? Just a reminder that I make thousands more annually than the national median personal income for people with a bachelors degree, and I have no degree. I also have $0 debt (unless you count the cell phone contract!). College is a complete farce and a lie and has been devalued by everyone going. If you want to be a specialist (doctor, chemist, etc) then I implore you to go to college (obviously!) but don't just go for a generic bachelors degree if you just want a good paying job. You will just end up in debt like a stupid faggot.
Enjoy your day
didnt even post what you do
>>28255680
>Paying for uni
Feels good not being a cuck.
After my free master in economics in gonna move to a country with low taxes :^)
>>28255692
does it matter?
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
what does it mean when the street lights commonly turn off or on when you pass by?
i wasn't scared until recently when the whole street turned on and off in a wave of darkness following me as i was driving..
>>28255678
Why is no one replying to this poor guy?
It's like you are possessed or something
>>28255678
Good nlght sweet prince
Means you better run.
This little kid already had sex, so what's your excuse?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP4iZr4dRSs
>>28255503
That's a little girl.
I'm so glad I didn't get my own computer until I was in high school, I can't imagine all the cringey shit that my 12-year old self would have posted
>>28255503
>started boppin mah baloney
Is there lore behind Pepe and Wojack? Who are they and what are their storylines?
yes, have a pic but it is to big,
also
>Wojack
kill yourself
Pepe rakes in neetbux, posts the darkest memes and is smug af. Wojak is a wage cuck and cries every night from all the feels.
>>28255500
please post by uploading to some image host. I could use it for the book I'm writing on memes.
Thank You.
Should I ? Is it disgusting ?
I'm visiting a small town in my country and want to fuck a local hooker, but the only one i found said she's on her periood. I have no experience with that.
>>28255379
it's pretty much just smellz
Periods smells like death. Don't do it if you're not accustomed to a foul stench.
It smells bad and it's messy. I wouldn't even fuck my gf on her period, let alone a damn prostitute.
It's like you're begging to get infected.
Why would she even take customers while being on her period?
Any one here called the cops on someone that they know is having illegal marijuana plantation in their house?
My concern is that if the police is going to reveal the snitch identity to the stoner or not? Will I have to go to the court or will they not require further assistance from my side?
Why do you want to do such a thing?
Also anonymous phone calls you drongo.
>>28255306
Dude why would you do that. You basically have a dealer live next to you. Always comes in handy.
>>28255336
>Why do you want to do such a thing?
I am a loser beta NEET, I concluded that only reason for me to live and to be happy is to make others life as miserable as possible. Nothing makes my happy anymore expect for others to suffer.That's why.
>Also anonymous phone calls you drongo.
That concerns me, I don't think anonymous police calls are possible in our times.
