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>tfw no average boyfriends
yaaa surfs up brah toatally...
"guys my mom just got diagnosed with a brain tumor, and has 3 months to live".
Fuck, bummer dude. partys over brah
average if you're Taylor Swift maybe.
The mark of my dignity shall scar thy DNA
>tfw no mukha cleaning, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, daliri fracturing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
it's a little early isnt it
You never disappoint me with your shitposting op
>>28243676
The reason this is the only pic you use is because this is the only filipina close to being attractive, prove me wrong
Chad is fucking THIS and you're still a virgin.
>>28243587
So what you're saying is I'm pathetic?
>>28243587
how can black men defend this?
>>28243636
We can't. That's indefensable.
>ENTP, INTP or INTJ
>black, from Africa
>have Afro or messy hair
>sciencist or other thinking job
>religious(I'm not)
>good, moral
>pround to be yourself but not boosted ego
>7/10 or 6/10 I dont know why I hate perfect looks maybe I find less atractive more atractive?
>modest, clever clothing +glasses
>have disadvantages
>love for nothing
I'm white from Poland and my dreams are not met
what mbti are you? why black gf?
>>28243561
>black
You lost me.
>>28243816
I'm INTP I just want exotic + i heard black are loyal
pics of people who look dead inside?
pic related
They're all dead inside, they just dont show it.
and we killed them.
Lets put a smile on that face, Normie
>thinly veiled face rate thread
no thanks
Pic relatedFuck you this is original rererere
Would you fuck your mother if she was hot and she was perfectly ok with it?
Only if she was a virgin.
>>28243520
Damn that mom is so hot t b h
>>28243565
Is all you boys care about is looks? Disgusting
Can we get a serial killer thread? Post anything you know about famous or not so famous mass murderers.
I'm a serial killer enthusiast as well. Pretty interesting stuff huh?
Pat Bateman is a role model.
>rich as fuck
>handsome
>fit
>smart
>educated
>friends
>erased emotions successfully while doing Harvard MBA
>dresses to impress
>bitches love Bateman
>fucking murders them anyway
>good taste in music, art, lifestlye, technology
>no homo
Richard Ramirez got caught partially because the dumb motherfucker wore the same pair of shoes to every single murder.
There is not a single thing in the world that will make you feel more powerful than murdering another human being
The boost in confidence is permanent, you will never feel intimidated by another person again.
God damn that haircut is terrible
>>28243446
then go and kill your parents
>>28243446
>boost in confidence is permanent
Top kek you have some serious degree of Aspergers my friend
>my boyfriend
>my husband
Bye whore.
You are a deeply pathetic and disturbed little virgin and everyone you know will laugh when you die alone in a darkened room having never felt the loving touch of a woman.
This is bait isn't even trying to stay camouflaged
I showed my boyfriend this, he though it was hilarious. Anime posters are so funny :)
Can someone tell me how people are posting pictures btw?
Why are girls cute?
their features remind us of babies
>>28243233
>french
what're they celebrating, did they pass a law that says darkies and arabs are officially a protected species there now?
>>28243316
The girl looks a little sad. Maybe they're having some memorial service for not taking in more refugees or that the West is evil and it's their fault the middle east sucks.
I am 32 myself.
Anyone under 25 really shouldn't be here. You guys still have a shot.
>>28243202
28 here
Being past 25 fucked me up even more
>>28243202
>implying they have a shot past 18
Don't lie to them like that, dude.
Man, I remember when I saw that guy for the first time as a kid. I figured it made perfect sense he wrote scary stories.
>saw pic
>thought "isn't that the Jew who runs a bunch of evil corporations"
>it was just RL Stein
>tfw some girl I fucked months ago tells me she's pregnant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2e2ay5TzXhc
>>28243120
It's most likely a ruse. Don't do anything until you have the results of a DNA test (your own; obviously don't trust her with this).
Low quality bait, but I always thought that image was Pepe being confronted with his pedophilic thoughts. Is it supposed to be his bastard offspring?
>she has a daddy/daughter fetish
>>28243115
>Redflags for fembots
She's a fembot
>tattoos
Also do rings gross anyone else out? Rings, earrings, and nail polish make me want to physically vomit all over the floor.
>>28243321
Earrings are fine so long as they're not large and trashy. The only ring any human being should wear is their wedding ring. Nail polish and tattoos are trashy and gross.
Spilled my guts to a girl overseas
Talked to her no more than 3 days
>she says she wants to travel
Ask her to come to my country
>she accepts
Tells me shes coming in a couple weeks
Fuck shes actually coming over
>>28243053
She probably isn't going to come man. Trust me.
>>28243094
Shes 100% coming
>>28243463
You know what to do
original
I want to stick my face into alina's butt.
Can you imagine how good her panties smell after a long hot day?
She's just so cute and innocent.
What do you think she's up to these days now that she's retired?
