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Does anyone else here desire a dog or a cat more than they desire human companionship?
My cat is my only friend. He is old and will die soon, so I have no friends.
>>28237782
I am sorry for your impending loss Anon.
i wish i could get a cat
but my room is small and poorfag etc
wtf robots! i did a real tiny amount of cocaine last night, like maybe two or three lines - and now my nose is bleeding! it was my first time too wtf
it's real bright red damn
>>28237563
call an ambulance
RIGHT NOW
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>>28237653
No no no. I do coke almost everyday. You are fine. You either didn't break it down good enough or it was cut with some crystalline shit that tore your nose up. It's not your brain or anything. You are fucking fine.
I've been in the ER twice for cocaine overdose. Nosebleeds never had anything to do with it.
>>28237653
i think it stopped though
that was the most fucked up moment of my life
Help! What do I say? She had a picture doing a Nonon cosplay and is a "feminist" so I feel like I'm walking on thin ice if I'm too overly sexual. Here's her profile >>28236633
Please. I have no idea how to talk to girls on tinder. I need someone's help. This is the first time anyone's held a conversation with me.
tell her you're tired of the normal small talk and to tell each other something crazy. Shit works
if you're on thin ice, don't pry, you'll just fuck it up
Why the fuck is STEM so full of nerds? Why can't these immature, physically underdeveloped retards stay out of university and leave STEM to normal people? Video games, comics and science fiction crap don't make you smart, they only make you appear like the weirdo you are. So please just stay NEETs and don't bore the few actually non-deficient STEM students with your inane infantility.
Leave STEM to the manlets and women.
FIRE is where it at op
>>28237462
The fuck is fire?
>>comes to nerd board to make fun of nerds
better an autist who has a job and is independent of their parents than a NEET
>black people still exist
>some even lurk here
Blacks have the biggest propensity of being incels though. Your own relentless nigger bashing proves it.
>>28237474
Fuck off nigger-lover!The scary thing is you have a point.
>>28237408
watchu gon do about it witey? hehe we president now
Do you like reverse traps?
that's a grill?
would still fuck tho
>>28237359
>he
must get rid of that gay pose if
>he
wants to
>pass
>>28237359
Nah nigga I aint gay.
>"Oh Anon, I had no idea you felt this way! Why didn't you something earlier. Anon, I don't care if you don't have any friends. I don't care if you aren't some loud, sociable person. I didn't choose to date you because I thought you were different from how you are. It's you I want to be around. It's you I have strong feelings for. I love you Anon, and I wish you weren't so stubborn and would allow yourself to accept that. In the time we've been together I feel like I've told you more about my life than I've ever told anyone else. And it's because you're someone I can see myself being with for a very long time. And as long as you see me as someone you want to be with then it's all that matters, I promise!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYvjKDJL7Qo ]
Tick tock, the clock is ticking roach, and there is nothing you can do about it. For i am the clockwork.
>>28237330
It's been a while since I last saw one of these threads
>"Do you think you'll ever get in with him again? Oh no, I understand. I mean, well, I'm not trying to say I understand what it's like not to have a dad, but I get why you wouldn't want to see him again. You know this is going to sound really cheesy but when you visited my hometown over the holidays my dad told me he'd be proud to call you his son. I mean he was drunk, but he just doesn't say things like that about anybody. He grew up without a father too you know. He was so shy when he first met my mother, she had to make all the first moves since he was so sure she'd get bored of him and like abandon him or something. I guess he sees a lot of himself in you, I don't know. You just made a good impression."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSi9DJAgarw ]
How do you guys make a quick buck?
ask mom for a $20
>>28237320
time to visit the graveyard!
Nothing, that's the beauty of the NEET life
> well he was only 5'3" but girls could not resist his stare
> Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole
>>28237298
Picasso is quite possibly the most overrated and shittiest artist of all time.
>5'3"
>owned a wiener dog
>painted nudes all day
We're going to make it
he was really something.
>Dad is 6'4, really tall but not particularly handsome
>Mom is 5'1, but was known for having a very beautiful face
>Brother came out 6'2 and very handsome
>I came out 5'8 and very average looking
I love genetics
bump for misery
>tfw indian
>5'8"
>6" dick
>light skin
Hit the jack pot in that lottery
>>28237449
>5'8
Is that considered tall for indians?
Any good autism stories? I'll start
>be me
>running late for physics so im autism speed walking through the halls
>not looking around and run straight into stacy
>she gets knocked over and falls on the floor
>stare at her for way to long as she stares back in shock
>say sorry way to fast
>sprint down the stairs next to me without helping her up
>mfw my class was on the upper floor
also /autism/ general
shameless self-bump
originalcomment
>English class 10th grade
>teacher asks a question about the Shakespeare reading we were suppose to do for homework
>someone answers
>raise my hand to ask a question
>call the teacher mom
just fuck my shit up
I've posted this a few times before
>senior year of high school
>senior skip day, but parents make me go
>last class of the day, has like 5 people in it
>teacher makes us help set up an art show that is being put on in the cafeteria
>set up some shit but then get bored and start to look at the exhibits.
>bend over to read a poem next to a painting when suddenly I am poked in the shoulder and hear a "boop" noise
>short girl, glasses, brown hair, 7/10 who Ive never seen before
>Think that it's someone whom I've met and simply forgotten about, I say HEY loud as fuck
>she seems unfazed by this burst of beta rays and begins talking to me about art and shit
>Have absolutely no artistic ability to speak of and am not interested in art whatsoever
>but she's cute as fuck
>so cute, in fact, that I start to get a boner
>I quickly become Mr Pockethands but she looks down right as I start to get it
>pretty sure she saw because she makes a little noise and quickly looks up
>she keeps talking to me for some reason
>She asks me what I would like to draw
>again, not creative in the slightest so spaghetti oozes out of my pockets
>"uhidunno"
>proceed to fucking tell her that I have no artistic ability for some dumbshit reason
>"then why are you here?"
>"because my teacher forced us"
>"oh"
>just then her teacher calls her class over to leave
>she goes to shake hands
>I stand there shaking her hand like an idiot waiting for her to tell me her name
>"Name?" she asks
>fuck
>sperge out my name and she tells me hers
>after that she leaves
a-at least I'll never see her again
I've fallen in love with a girl I've seen on a local TV show. I've watched her very closely and she's a full 10/10 for my standards. After some hardcore lurking of google profiles I found her facebook, twitter and everything. I've seen on her facebook that she's single and she's waifu material even though she appeared on tv. I've checked twitter for posts about that tv show and it seems nobody noticed her, there is also nearly no mention on her facebook of the tv show.
Do you think she'll be freaked out if I contact her out of nowhere just because I've seen her on a tv show? She lives some 500Km from me but I have enough money to transfer her here and let her live with me in my parent's basement as I make a lot more money than I spend, on top of that, I could easily find her a job here.
I don't know what the fuck is happening to me, I've never felt this way, but I can't stop watching the recording of the tv show and I can't stop thinking about her. Should I go for it?
Go for it. You've got nothing to lose, do you?
also post pics
>>28237165
yes anon. tell her you love her and she can come live in your parents basement with you. it's true love just like the movies
>>28237165
no, you're being delusional and should just let it go.
>tfw one of your gfs gained 15 pounds in a month
how do i get her to lose it quickly without pissing her off
>one of your gfs
How many gfs do you have lad?
Can I buy one?
classic fault too much makes you fat
>>28237118
oh whoops
didnt mean to say that.. but to answer the question i have 3 plus a fwb
>inb4 normie
This guy attended college and graduated with a degree. Just let that sink in, non-college bots.
>>28237086
Is this you, OP? Congratulations on your degree.
>>28237086
Congrats OP must be hard with that autism.
>>28237195
>>28237267
Holy shit you normalscum leave this place now
Need some ideas. I was thinking he was just gonna rape girls but now I'm thinking of scrapping it and him just being an edgy faggot who tries to do devilish things. Or you guys can post devilish stories and I can adapt them to the short story.
I have written the first chapter but I'm not sure of it. Like I included a seperate entity that will talk to him and encourage him to carry out devilish mischief but I'm not sure if he should just do it himself. I can post pastebin if anyone wants to read what I have so far.
Sounds cool, I'll read it
Go ahead and drop that pastebin man, I'll read it
>>28237077
The entity idea sounds good, but I think it could only be an imaginary thing in his head (nothing supernatural).
