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This is how you pick up girls.
So zip l rn FL
Do do FL FP
What is a question?
>old soul
>she actually responded
My main tinder got unbanned btw in case that wasn't obvious.
:3 desu tbo
I hate bears tbo
>tfw third shift overtime
How to approach...
Is this you, Vaga ?
>>28230262
Yes it is tbo
>>28230274
I say you make a new thread with your trip on, cause this thread is dead already. Also link me that thread
>>28230291
It's inactive because I started like two hours ago before anyone was up. I was just waiting for people to wake up. Hopefully it'll become more active soon.
>>28230303
have a bump. im loving these threads
>>28230303
Agree. Also where is your tinder location? (i want to try my hand with these broads)
>>28230308
Thank you anon. The girls are starting to wake up too, and I'm working overtime for the next four hours, so this threads only going to get better.
I think I fucked up tbo
>>28230400
Try and play it off like you were doing an impression of Dennis Reynolds from IASIP
>>28229451
none of this dumb shit matters if she's physically attracted to you you fucking dimwits
this doesn't create attraction, you can't make a girl like you
"game" doesn't exist, if they're not already physically attracted there's nothing you can do or say, and if they are attracted to you then it doesn't matter what you say
when will you learn?
Great, I'm ready for another set of depressing yet hilarious screenshots Vaga
>>28230400
Why did you stop posting in the other thread yo
>>28230487
What other thread? The one from last night?
>>28230514
>>28218886
This one
Also I love your content man
>>28230526
I had work related stuff I had to do. By the time I was done, it was too late to bother to continue. Plus, I was feeling kind of bummed that the main tinder account got banned.
Subdivision conducive
>>28230561
its hilarious when you ask the same question or answer wrong makes me laugh every time
>>28230582
You too tbo
Rodeo condom
This is how I always talk to women tbo.
And I don't hide behind a fake Chad profile.
>>28230471
I just had to reject a guy who tried to put his hand on my thigh (why), and when he asked why I don't like him back/want him to hit on me, i just said "because I told you already". Secretly, I think it is because I can do better and he has been scratched off of my list. True story btw
They're waking up tbo
>>28230615
what pic are you using
Girls like compliments tbotbo
What happened after you RPed with Skye after pretending to have a dark and mysterious past?
>>28230630
Are you always this autistic?
>Shit story that is completely irrelevant.
>"true story"
Why don't you just hang yourself?
Used tinder for like a week
>Match with some girl
>Sends me a message
>Have just a little bit of chit chat
>Tell her she made me blush as a joke
>Tells me i probably look cute af while blushing
>"Thanks i guess"
>"So what kind of music do you listen to?"
>Removes me soon after
>>28230624
the obligatory normie who just HAS to lecture everybody on how hot he is and how many chicks he can fuck
just shut your fuck off please
>>28230615
Gud shit man
Do you have an actual tinder account?
>>28230704
It is relevant. If he wasn't himself and someone with more "game" then maaaaayybeeeee, but because he is him, no amount of game will do anything. I'm not attracted to him and you can put lipstick on a pig but you still gotta slaughter it at the end of the day. I wish I were born with a penis
>>28230726
My point was I look nothing like a Chad.
I'm a skeleton manlet with a baby face.
You can stop giving a fuck what people think and become more confident, or less.
I stopped giving a fuck in the way that made me more confident, and have gotten way, WAY more pussy since.
>>28230753
>I stopped giving a fuck in the way that made me more confident, and have gotten way, WAY more pussy since.
I sort of no longer care about women but I still gave too much fucks about me in a social setting.
Did it happen naturally?
Any wise words for a young guy like me to accelerate the process?
>>28230753
>I stopped giving a fuck in the way that made me more confident, and have gotten way, WAY more pussy since.
and yet you still post on r9k, you're a low test manlet who's pussy revolves around his left hand.
>>28230740
You're missing the point:
The rope. When?
>>28230715
Why the fuck would you tell someone you're blushing, you're not in a fucking anime.
>>28230828
Now i remember, she first called me cute and i said she made me blush as a joke, to which she said i probably look cute af while blushing.
Still waiting for the musical taste of hers, tbqh.
>>28230773
I'm only 23.
I'm manic depressive and when I'm manic I give zero fucks about anything and say the first thing that comes to mind. I guess women interpret that as alpha and I can actually get laid.
When I'm depressive I don't leave my room or speak to anyone, so I get zero pussy.
I feel like being manic depressive makes me see both the r9k and Chad sides of life.
I don't really have advice but I would say being drunk everyday definitely makes talking to women way easier. Just remember it's always better to be too aggressive than too passive. Women despise passivity and you will be friend zoned for eternity.
>>28230753
>bragging on a Jamaican weed smoking forum
Sure you do, pal.
Autism: The Thread
Tripfags everywhere.
>>28230753
Sure you do.Jk, you don't you fucking lying normie.
>>28230850
Oh well that sucks.
I'm only depressive but I had bursts of confidence.
Like when I got over my social anxiety and went shopping for clothes on my own, my ego was so boosted that I was far more charismatic and people reacted far more kindly to me.
It sucks knowing that you have potential but fuck up because of your personality.
>>28230850
I hope you get alcohol poisoning and fall into an eternal comatose.
Apparently I was scheduled to take not the shift immediately after mine, but one two hours later. Two hours twiddling my thumbs and not getting paid. Smh
>>28230951
Me to anon. Me to.
I left my charger at work too fuck
Give me another chance pls
Man stop acting beta it's cringe be a dick instead that shits funny
>>28231006
Curious to see if she replies with musical taste.
>>28229778
This one is the best kek
Someone has a stick up their ass
>tfw she will never teach you
>>28231210
Do you pay for Tinder Plus ?
>>28231232
No fuck that tbo
>>28231254
>Fetty Wap
>Miley Cyrus
Wew lad.
>>28231254
I am fucking triggered by that post
Why cant she just admit she doesnt know much about music
>>28231254
>david bowe
sure thing whore
Please find a way to charge your phone faggot.
>>28231254
Wtf is tbo Uniquee
>>28231254
>gayvid Memewie
>>28231254
>normie music tastes
jesus niggering christ
So fucking degenerate
I won't lower myself to these kind of levels just in order to pick up degenerates.
Why do you guys hate great music?
>>28231315
obviously, but it is funny when autists trying to find degenerates
>>28231254
>i listen to everything
>whats your favourite IDM artist? and dont say aphex twin
>w-what
>>28231356
>USES THE FUCKING NUMBER 1 SONG ARGUMENT
FUCKING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28231386
To add insult to injury... Always makes me think thats the only reason someone listens to "big artists" like Bowie
>>28231405
Bowie is legit good but i fucking guarantee you the most she will have is a greatest hits album that she listens to five songs from
>>28231421
>guarantee
>>28231315
Op isn't getting these chicks anyway. Probably saw the threads that got posted here, thought he could do the same. He's just not as funny though.
>>28231421
Whenever they pull that bullshit I always ask a bit about their favorite songs, favorite albums, ever been to shows etc. Always shows whether theyre an actual fan or an "I listen to everything" bitch.
Sinton dividing
>>28231445
its the same guy you fucking mongoloid
>>28231486
>music is my life
>number one song XD
>>28231486
she said something about metal, ask her about that. gona be hilarious.
>>28231486
Tell her that only frauds get this insecure about their interests.
>>28231486
Tfw the bitch still talks to you
You got one good chance of a good 'ole dicking session right the fuck there man
>>28231486
Ask if she listens to death grips
>>28231491
You got a lot less witty.
>>28231486
Tell her your favourite anime music
\m/ tbo desu
How does /r9k/ feel about libertarians?
>>28231696
What kind of soundscapes, harsh noise, wall noise, IDM or breakcore does she like?
>>28231371
to be fair theres no point in listening to any 'IDM' besides AFX
>>28231705
Post her profile
>originalifiorogibotfidjdieiskdk
>>28231696
Oh jesus i know where this is going
>who cares about politics? I'm too busy getting drunk and fucking Chad to care xD
Ask if she wants to hate-fuck you
>>28231751
i like DET a lot, and Venetian Snares (breakcore can probably be seen as an IDM subgenre), but yeah the main point is to make her realize how stupid 'i listen to everything' is
>>28231696
please ask her if she likes death grips
>>28231779
How does that make her brain dead? You sound like a moron.
Hehehe tbo
>>28231793
Absolutely disgusting
>I promise this comment is 200% orIginla
Please enlighten a newfag. What does tbo mean?
>>28231793
Ask "I thought you said you liked death metal? Fucking liar."
>>28231793
Metallica is the only metal band she listed.
I don't care if this is normal normie behavior, if you're in college and know nothing about politics whatsoever, you're braindead.
>>28231705
Tell her "Ok well then I want to check u out of the library for the night"
>>28231785
i remember really being into the Kirlian Selections album by The Flashbulb. one of the really few releases that manages to combine complex electronics with a more emotional sound
>>28231295
wel he did died recently
i totally knew who he was
>>28231841
Too late tbo
>>28231793
the tinder ruse is getting rused
BTFO tbo
Excuse me.? Tbo
>pls respond
11121
I mean why do it, you're self cucking
Colton babysit
>>28232016
you are my favorite tripfagORIGINALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>28232016
Why is it women are proud of being retarded liars?
Like legitimately I've heard women say they're so mature and proud for being in an abusive relationship
>>28232016
Ok, NOW ask if she wants to hate-fuck you
>>28231790
You sound braindead too.
She's back she's back tbo
Brought a tear to my eye tbo
>>28232096
play nice and then be mean again
>>28232096
such a meme
>>28232096
Ask if her music taste ever stopped daddy from molesting her
>>28232096
Ask her if she ever read a book. Something longer than 3 minutes.
I lold tbo
>>28232096
i wonder what serious shit she had to "go through" and "survive" in her rich wasp suburban life
LOLOLOL tbo
>>28232148
Being thoughtraped by cis gender straight white males like you for one, scumbag. Check your privilege.
>>28232096
ITT: Tripfags pretend to be alpha by saying provocative things to women who would laugh at them in real life.
>>28232166
fucking literal kek to the stratosphere
>>28232182
you don't have to read the thread if you don't like it, man. I'm sorry you're feelings were hurt
Odd still do chip rn
>>28232192
You literally made a kek go to the stratosphere... What are you on a satellite connection?
>>28232209
>feelings were hurt
lol no
>>28232222
Shit, you must be tough then I guess
Quads of toughness for sure
>>28232210
Every time this whore puts a period before a question mark I want to put her into a deeper level of coma.
FATALITY TBO
>>28232236
Pic most definitely related.
>>28232263
wtf is tbo tho
>>28232245
This. Surely it requires extra effort on her part to butcher her grammar by actively adding unnecessary / incorrect symbols. One suspects she sucked her high school diploma out of the end of a cock.
>>28232263
She'll keep responding too, just for a chance to fuck you.
I want to kill myself for being ugly.
http://makeagif.com/i/1UGHVd
>>28232285
how new are you tbo?
>>28232285
tastebud orgasm according to urban dictionary lolz
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I SENT HER SHOVEL DOG LMAO
>>28232304
mate im an oldfag been here since 2002 like u werent even born then newfag
>>28232016
>fullstop then question mark
Good lord what a twat
>>28232316
> you are a disgusting and terrible human being
Why do normies talk like this?
>>28232316
"It had rabies. It's what I feel I deserve when I'm depressed. I thought you'd understand"
DO IT
>>28232316
Hahaha
You really ruined her day. I can tell this Natalie is gonna grow up to be ugly.
I shouldn't be laughing but, I am.
Meanwhile with Skye...
>>28232357
Jesus don't fuck th is up man she wants your dick
>>28232316
Fucking r o f l dude
>>28232368
like it means shit, nothing will happen
Rude af tbo
>>28232357
I love you, Skye-chan :3
>>28232404
Ahahah fucking hell dude
I love you cuz
>>28232409
fucking wankoh
>>28232316
that gif really is fucked up tho. what is wrong with you?
>>28232357
She doesn't want to talk about getting fucked because she wants to get fucked so fuck her senpai
>>28232438
it had rabies, it was a mercy killing
>>28232438
Fuck off you baby.
tbo
Saltmaster9000
>>28232438
that gif is old as time, why are you so bothered about it
>>28231888
If matching with someone on tinder isn't coming onto someone then what is?
>>28232368
*Chad's dick
>>28230715
The autism here is quite unreal
>>28232478
like youd know, puss bitch
>>28232452
Can you please tell her to stop using a full stop before a question mark. It's really triggering me.
>>28232452
Why do these people think they exempt from judgement
I guarantee you they judge people everyday
Shes judging you right now, its just how humans are
>>28232452
Vagabond-sama, the bantz are top tier, but we want to see these roasties give nudes too. Can't you lead some girls on and get the goods before jettisoning them into the furnace?
Kent Janusz nene
>>28232506
Don't expect women (especially teens) to be masters of logic and witty comebacks; this is like shooting fish in a barrel.
Bumping so this glorious thread doesn't die, vaga plox more oc content pretty plox
>>28232548
Waste of potential desu dude
Ya blew it
>>28232548
you sir are a master ruseman
plz post moar
>>28232548
now ask for her number
>>28232548
*affects. Effect is a noun
>>28232578
Don't fucking start that shit again.
>>28232590
>>28232578
:^) tbhtbo
I forgot your name but I love these tinder threads.
>>28232607
>I'd like to work you out
>Oh is that right
>I think so
>>28232548
Does somebody has the instructions to hang yourself with your belt on the door? That was a japanese draw.
I don't want to fail my shit.
originalito commentatem
>tfw Skye is eventually going to get sick of OP's shit
>>28232607
ffs what is tbo
>>28232668
to be onest
Doctoring c distinction
>>28232703
Kekeroni and cheese
>>28232703
Anon you straight could have fucked this roastie
>>28232703
>Autistic
>retarded
>still hot enough to slay pussy as a job
I hate women, truly and wholly.
Sodom dioxin dock
>>28232668
Don't worry about what it means you imbecile.
>>28232689
why the fuck not desu desu
If only I could take Skye into my arms and love her unconditionally.
I've fallen in love with her.
>>28232763
wtf is wrong wwith you robots
>>28232771
>wtf is wrong wwith you robots
Why the fuck are you even here? Piss off.
>>28232730
fucking dumb bitch, talks about hooking up on fries and then complains when you reply with more sexual stuff
>>28232548
god anon, i love you for these laughs, you are the best
>>28232788
tfw no gf course
>>28232607
>I think so
holy shit
M-m-meow!!
>>28232656
This.
Atleast give us the nudes, please
>>28232788
go outside u fcken autist
>>28232842
>asking for nudes of my Tinderfu
You should be ashamed of yourself.
How old is David?
I like Skye and I dont want her to get hurt
plz be nice to her guys, dont ask for her nudes she is so innocent and sweet
>>28232872
Fuck off Skye
>>28232864
I just love the fact that Skye has stuck around this long.
I'd do anything for Skye or someone like her to be my mummy gf/gf
>>28232872
This
SKYE IS PURE
>>28232882
I wish
>>28232890
yes she is sweet
Post pics of Skye tbo
>>28232906
Fuck off Frog Faggot i hate you
>>28232888
>>28232890
>>28232872
>>28232906
this
Skye is cool guys, dont bully her
Skye is Love Skye is Life
So what you're trying to tell me is that I should either give up on ever having a girlfriend or just kill myself?
>>28232872
>innocent and sweet
She wants to fuck that chad in OP's pic's brains out.
OP is even being extremely autistic and shes still not letting off
>retarded nerd puts 10/10 model pic as profile and then proceeds to act like he's easily picking up chicks
>girls in pics are always ugly average 5/10s at best and desperate
>>28232890
>>28232888
>>28232872
skye is a vapid tinder whore and the most toxic kind because you would never know she's cruising tinder for nigger dick and cucking her five boyfriends because she seems "sweet"
>>28232935
fuck off with your stupid meme trap you fucking faggot
>>28232929
both u pusy
>>28232920
>>>/b/
commentale originalo
Does the OP use pictures of himself or of other Chads?
>>28232930
because autists are great lovers?
>all autists suck!!
fuck off with this meme
>>28232971
ur life is a meme u fuckibng autist
hurry up and humiliate another dumb bitch so I can get off before I have to go to work
>>28232979
anyway Skye is sweet so fuck off
>>28232965
Lol guess. Instead of actually hooking up with these girls he's showing everyone on r9k how witty he is
>>28232965
Some other Chad of course. Otherwise they wouldn't even respond.
>>28232971
What i'm saying is, shes a whore, theres nothing innocent about her.
She wants chad because he's handsome.
Skye would never talk to us robots like that
Shes a fucking stacy
can you post the full sized picture of Skye?
>>28233041
not all stacies are bad people you dickhead. Get over yourself
>>28233041
>taking r9k memes seriously
wow..
Do you guys forget that Skye is the type of girl that fucks all the Chads and then proceeds to shit on all boys that arent 9/10
fuck her, i hope you destroy her self-worth
>>28233068
how do i get the green writing thx btw vagablond ur posts r very bfunny u show them girls who is boss!!!!
>>28233041
Thankfully, you don't know what our Tinderfu Skye went through. She's still pure in my eyes.
Also who even offers to be your mummy gf these days? That's wife/mommygf material.
>>28233079
nope shes sweet get over yourself
>>28232316
shovel dog? what's that?
>>28233079
>>> not 9/10
fuck off u gene-fucked piece of shit, go find urself a nice 2/10 n be happy
>>28233056
Fuck off normie stacy cunt
>>28233110
>le stacies are mean to us robots XDDD
>>28233056
>Not all stacies are bad people
Found the normie
>>28233103
A dog that carries a shovel. Fucking idiot.
>>28233110
> fuck stacies! nevermind the fact that i jerk off to one everyday!
>>28233103
why dont u look at the link u retard
>>28233110
oh no he's a normal person!! what a cunt!!
fuck off you piece of shit
>>28233079
What if I want her to shit on me?
>>28233139
Who /TeamSkye/ here?
Anyone got a full pic of our queen?
>>28233153
i'm team 'not an autistic cunt'
>>28233068
>falling for the women are decent people meme
wew lad
Sky is literally waifu material
A shame OP is gonna fuck it up, if you matched with her with your own pic and was sweet to her she could be really sweet gf
THERES SO MANY NORMIES IN THIS THREAD, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IS THIS R9K NOW?!
>>28233177
are you actually a little bit special???
oh no females think im repulsive but its actually their fault, not that im an autstistic neckbeard fuck
>>28233153
TEAM SKYE REPORTING FOR DUTY
IS THIS OUR QUEEN /r9k/?
>>28233193
get the fuck out of here normie seriously
FUCK OFF REEEEEEE
>>28233187
>>28233177
>Being so autistic /r9k/ memes blind your worldview
>>28233199
or wot u gonna do, u gonna have another crying wank tonight??? reereereee luv me peple plz
>>28231356
Wait till this bitch hears about kanye best that niggas got 21 Grammy's.
>>28231790
>not getting the joke
There's a common theme to all of these images anon.
>>28233195
YES
TEAM SKYE
SOMEONE POST HER PIC ALREADY SHE IS MAXIMUM CUTY
>>28233187
R9k was always for normies, and you autistic shits are somehow convinced that it belonged to you at some point in the past.
>>28233200
>>28233215
literally wewing at these posts
>>28233200
>damage control in a catfish thread
You're not fooling anyone
>>28233199
>or wot u gonna do, u gonna have another crying wank tonight??? reereereee luv me peple plz
fucking hell, sort your life out
>>28233195
>>28233193
>>28233153
>>28233139
>>28233137
>>28233123
>>28233056
>>28232971
YOU ALL DON'T BELONG HERE, PLEASE GET OFF OF MY BOARD!
I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
>>28233251
>Reeeee's with an actual anime image
haha holy shit your life must suck so bad
>>28230247
"pls gimme sex i'm desperate"
>>28233251
>>> outside
please do it for your own sake
>>28233251
Do you spend your whole life on the internet? kill yourself dude.
>>28233256
IT IS BAD AND THATS WHY I BELONG HERE!
>>28233279
'belong' noone fucking invited you
>>28233251
this, why do normies need to ruin everything with their retarded morals
>>28233293
who said anything about morals?
i literally think you guys are just a bit retarded and special// idgaf if i see skyes tits
>>28233275
>>28233267
>>28233289
AHHHHHHH, GO AWAY!!
>>28229778
That one was pretty good
>>28233317
lmfao i hope to god you're actually taking the piss and are relatively normal and not completely reeing in your basement
>>28233317
>
my god dude seek professional help
>>28233329
>>28233342
Anime-avatar posting autists are much much more respectable than whiteknight simp cucks
>>28231833
no if you think going to college is a stamp of intelligence then you're braindead and probably american
>>28233387
>i dont know what a white knight is!!!
>>28233342
>XD
not funny, not edgy, just lame and normie
>>28233391
university in europe usually means people are smart
in the US its the equivalent of a participation award though
>>28233403
>>28233387
fucking special cunts man, go outside
Please stop fighting everyone.
>>28233401
Of course you wouldn't, no self-awareness whatsoever
>>28233329
>>28233342
>>28233417
Please stop being mean to me..
>>28233387
Thank you.
>>28233478
its ok anon, you carry on being a lil faggot
Hey uh.. where is OP with those tinder screenshots?
>>28233588
he left when he saw your faggotry
or he might just have a fucking life
>>28233618
>Creates catfish account on Tinder to entertain autists on r9k.
>Has a life.
Pick one.
>>28233618
My faggotry?
Anon I just got here
>>28233675
he has a girlfriend he is a jnormei
I'm back tbobto
Dodo sizing dick coco
Looks like we found ourselves a MILF
>>28233829
>"whats up?"
>"if i told you, would you sit on it ;)?"
Xoxo cocoon
>>28233928
that desperation because shes approaching the wall fast
>>28233866
> economics
> politics
why do roasties do this
:( vox gogol
>>28233928
'Just sit on my face already'
Not playing Skye
>ur a wild boy
>>28231083
fucking kekd m8
>>28233958
translation: im a feminist statist authoritarian who wants the government to pay for muh abortion and importing millions of niggers because she wants BBC
>>28234014
This tbo famalam.
>>28234004
tell her you are a wild boy who is voting for bernie
Someone do this exact experiment with a 5-6/10 guy.
And I mean the same experiment. Don't try harder because the guy is unattractive, and don't try to be nice. Just be arrogant, and forward.
>>28234049
Nah man. Tell her you're voting for the great Trump.
Gotta say she's a sexy looking milf.
>>28234059
I second this.
Vagabond, do this, and we can record the results. You could be published in a scientific journal.
>>28234082
The proposed experiment will fail because no girls will even swipe him.
He won't even get a chance to talk to them.
>>28234059
But they wont get any matches
>>28232301
>http://makeagif.com/i/1UGHVd
wow this is exactly what happens to insects when you hit them repeatedly too.
That's so weird.
>>28232578
"effect" is a verb as well.
>>28234082
>>28234059
Already did this a long time ago. It went very poorly. The average guy got nowhere near as many matches. An abysmally small amount.
>>28234101
It may be a slower process. But the convos are what matters in the end.
Vagabond could write an arrogant bio, and swipe right for hours on end.
If no matches are made even after a long time, the experiment couldn't make it off the ground, and be no conclusions could be met.
Confocal do dodo
>>28234115
what, they die? astute observation retard
>>28234144
You're being nice in that convo.
Do you have any where you're being arrogant and forward like you are with the attractive guys?
>>28234201
No, no.
The way the dog acts after each hit matches the way insects do perfectly.
It's fascinating.
>>28234226
How many hits does it take you to kill an insect you strange noodly faggot?
Do u even lift?
>>28234236
>he doesn't gently beat insects to death
>>28234215
I just wing it. I try to keep things fresh.
>>28233153
I guess is this
so will anything come of this skye convo? or are you just going to meme her until she realizes
>>28233991
Where are you from? That girl looks so familliar
>>28234263
Hmm. Do you have anymore?
>>28234315
Michigan (which is the official robot state btw)
>>28234325
Of convos using Anna? I'm sure I do, but if you hang around my threads you're sure to see fresh ones. If you're that impatient, the archives have everything I've put out you could ever need.
>>28234326
you're being too autistic.
>>28231790
>writes in her profile she's libertarian
>doesn't even know her political views
sounds braindead to me
>>28234365
>im such a health nut xd
jesus christ i fucking hate normies so god damn much
>>28231705
I am a libertarian. Ancap specifically. Socialism just doesn't work, and conservatives/liberals are idiots and not much different. Unless you're talking classical liberals, but they're considered a subtype of libertarian anyway.
>>28234372
You can never be too autistic
>>28232096
im so fucking anrgy
>>28234417
Don't derail the thread faggot.
>retarded little angry nerd who thinks pussy is owed to him still samefagging this boring fucking thread
>he thinks anything a woman says matters
>he thinks he will get laid pretending to be a 10/10 model
>>28234422
not if you're chad. It's totally quirky and cute
>>28234396
Actually, it wasn't in her bio. I mentioned it because her profile picture was her waving the "don't tread on me" flag
Had to make the picture black and white to meet the file size requirements
>>28229768
>Nirvana shirt
This bitch probably has a hundred friends and has fucked Chad at least 20 times.
>>28234459
you make my life better tbo
pls never stop
LOLOLOLOL fuck
>>28234501
Fucking da ropped
>>28234459
That makes it even funnier because you just KNOW some over privileged white frat boy had that hanging in his room right next to his shitty light beer trailer park boys poster and whey protein
>>28234501
you gotta say trump
>>28234501
Gary Johnson of course...
>>28234501
Tell her you hope Obama gets a 3rd term
>>28234537
Already didbecause that's who I'm actually voting for
Typical Bernie supporter
>>28234596
YOURE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
oc
Enough senile old hags, time for cuties.
>>28234596
you're loss
what happened to ellie?
>>28234596
WEW LADS IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN I THOUGHT
>>28234627
You should make a thread where you talk to the girls sweetly and normally to obtain nudes
>>28234437
He asked how we feel about libertarians, so I answered, faggot.
>>28234627
AH! WHAT A MADMAN!
>>28234640
Ellie deleted me. I wished she didn't though. It'd be fun to have a tsundere waifu in these threads.
>>28234627
such an AFC conversation
Stove soap dost
Lol you completely went from Chad tier game to r9k tier anime autism. I suppose it's part of your routine since you never going to meet her and fuck her might as well discombobulate her
Loving this. Thanks for the posts op.
Gonna catfish too eventually.
Do you think catfishing as a girl would be a good way to figure out what to say to women?
>>28233153
/TeamSkye/
>>28234836
She looks worse and worse with every pic
>>28234552
>I-I'm not actually 35, h-haha!
Everything about me is still y-young, please fuck me Chad...
Jesus fuck life as a roastie beyond prime age must be hard.
>>28234836
dat
THICC
H
I
C
C
>tfw going all out in explaining why we need Trump to make America great again
Damn I could talk about Trump all day
>>28234899
>trying to redpill facist berniecuck normies
it will never happen anon
>>28234927
>trying to redpill a woman on anything
>>28234953
Tbh I redpilled my gf on the jews.
>>28234981
same, couldn't redpill her on the holohoax though
>>28235008
My gf still doesn't fully buy into it I think. It came as a total shock to her that some people actually don't like Jews. I remember when she told me about how she asked her parents about it and her parents agreed that Jews were scheming scum. It was pretty funny
>>28235097
>Are you a douche David?
>are you asking me if I fit in your vagina comfortably then the answer is yes but you can't just pull me out with a string ;)
I'm smart guys!!!! Now I just need to convince my gf
>>28235326
Just cut to the chase.
"So Amy, have you been with a younger guy such as myself before?"
>>28234596
you talk like a fucking beta m8
Diverticulitis fibrosis
>>28234836
goddamn she is pretty fat
didnt expect that
>>28235372
i wonder what douches she's used to that give off a stuttering anime vibe
>>28235326
you're actually doing it you madman keep going
>>28235326
ask her how much she fantasises about fucking a guy half her age and if she knows how much better they are already
>>28235326
what did she sed b4 that?
>>28234836
i am no longer part of team skye.
>>28234836
>>28234846
moar????
please?
thanks you
>>28234836
THIQQ
Skye confirmed for hating sex
>>28235468
I still think she's a qt
>>28235326
>tfw no crash test dummy to come inside of while I gently whisper into her ear how shit bernie is
>>28235529
She wants a nice guy. Reveal your real self and get laid.
>>28234836
That's not Skye...
>>28235536
post all the Skye pics already
>>28235551
then post every legit Skye pic you fucking faggot
also her profile pic plz she looks cute there
just everything there is
>>28232703
pls be nice to Skye-chan ;(
>>28235529
Skye-chan so pure
<3
>>28235555
very nice quads there anon check'd
JUST FUCKING LOL
Skye-chan will never tell you how much she liked sucking Chad's cock and his cum all over on his face.
Gridiron soapstone cosponsor
>>28235529
Be the change she wants
>>28235644
Oh lawd here we go
>>28235644
Please show us the picture you are using OP please man please respond
>>28235551
Show us her tinder pictures
>>28235718
i second this
Hulk Hogan just confirmed this as an original comment.
More skyechan
>>28235811
haven't read anything in the thread but you just went full retard
>>28235841
Friend that is the point. Read the thread
Post Skye-chan pics
>>28235811
>tfw you're basically me now
Fuck. I don't even want sex yet girls respond more positively to this. But when I tell them I've never kissed someone they just turn off and say they're looking for friends.
Id feel like such a cheat for hiding it though.
Ohhhhhhh fuuuuuuck tbo
>>28235853
alright, my bad. carry on then. I'm out though, can't take another tinder thread
>>28235884
Pls, let the ride never end
>>28235879
I do this too. Faking like you're a Chad is better than showing your robot side
Condo Crookston soap
>>28235884
Post your foreskin. She will probably think that's like male hymen given she's American.
>>28235925
This cannot end. Not this way.
>>28235925
wow.. it took her a while
Fuck it's over
>>28235925
I'm confused is it not you in the pics? Are you posing as Chad? Post the pics
>>28235928
LOL amerifats btfo once again
>>28235925
what is that screenshotting app you're using?
>>28235721
Post her fb lad
origin
>>28235966
no OP you can think of a way out of this. You're good with words remember? I beleive you can do it do not let this ride end. GODSPEED
>>28235966
Go for it.
Just do it. Say you're sorry and insecure and everything but the photo was true.
>>28235966
don't trust her. don't trust anyone but yourself. and even then, be wary.
everybody will use your weaknesses against you
>>28235966
tbo anon, I think if you're a half-way decent guy, she'll be fine that you catfished her. Just be nice about it
Dixon fibro dodo
skye was actually opening up and wanted to have an honest conversation and you couldn't stop memeing her. you retard
>>28236006
>she'll be fine that you catfished her
Lollllll it never ends well coming clean
Assuming she will not block him right away and actually let him explain, she'll just get distant and as soon as she'll realize he's not half as attractive as the catfish photo she'll dump him.
Catfishing is a great method to pass time but once you get even slightly attached (like happened with her) it ends bad always.
Just let her go OP, it was doomed from the beginning.
>>28236006
i agree. he should send her an actual pic of him and see what happens.
>>28235966
You're done buddy
just tell her your deal and why you did it.. because not only are you a virgin but you have no self esteem.. maybe i mean maybe somewhere deep down inside she'll feel sorry for you..
>>28232322
It stands for to be original, I think.
>>28235966
SHOW HER THE THREAD VAGABOND, NOW IS THE FUCKING TIME
>>28236027
He's posing as a Chad you dumb fucks.
Quit white knighting for the girl that would've swiped left on your autistic selves in a Hummingbird Heartbeat. She wouldn't have even talked to him if he didn't have a 10/10 Chad as his profile pic. She's just as shallow as we are.
>>28236027
>unironically wanting a real conversation with a tinder roastie
WEW
>>28236063
This. It's over, let's at least see how she reacts to the thread.
do you guys use your pic for tinder?
>>28236024
lol now he's all depressed because sky will never have him and he knows it.. BHAHAHAH
>>28236024
fucking kek you're gold man
>>28236027
>tfw you will never worship Skye-chan in her presence
>tfw she's trapped slowly being corrupted by the tinder
>our God is dying
>and it won't even absolve us of sins, we failed her.
>>28236027
these guys are way too pussy to actually engage a girl without memeing on r9k
Doldrums folsom consumption
>>28236024
>Waking up at 2:30PM
Jesus I never wake up after 8am, then again I dont go out so I guess theres that
>>28236113
>>28236073
For the love of god please end it like this OP...
Fuck my life up concoction
>>28236113
lolololol did that bitch actually say 20 and expect anyone to belive that shit!!
>>28236113
pls, just send her your actual face. She seems kind enough to not mind the catfishing. You could actually fuck this girl.
>>28236113
20? she's lying, she had her pussy pounded with 16 if not earlier by some 8+/10 chad in high school
>>28236113
No anon please. At least point her here before she deletes you. We all want to talk if she wants to.
>>28236143
deserves you right to be quite honest m8
>>28236063
>>28236063
>>28236063
>>28236063
>>28236063
THIS MOTHERFUCKER.
ORIGINAL
>>28236143
Alright now you're getting annoying Vaga.
Tell her genuinely you're using a fake profile, I'm actually curious to see her reaction since she doesn't seem like a huge cunt
>>28236143
send her your face. and get her reaction. actually say you catfished her and ask if she would care if you were ugly
This thread reminds me of when I was trying to make fun of this girl on IM and she ended up wanting to get to know me.
I pussied out after weeks of wasting my time listening to her drivel.
>>28236143
PLEASE VAGABOND. I'l never be mad at you for tripping ever again and i'l be supportive of your threadly efforts.
just say you have a pic and link her this thread
or shovel dog, whatever you want
>Tfw I kinda feel bad for Skye
I mean she seems like a decent enough person and all, just let her go man. Games up
>>28236177
Know that feel.
Women who like to be treated like shit are shit tho.
>>28236143
>>28236113
Dammit Vagabond were counting on you...
>SHOW HER THE THREAD
>>28236186
>just say you have a pic and link her this thread
Alright this is the best idea
>>28236186
>or shovel dog, whatever you want
do not be autistic. i want to see what happens if op genuinely tells the truth and supplies a pic
>>28236171
>>28236176
>>28236154
>>28236150
you're all pathetic faggots. op was chill, gave us some good laughs, now don't ruin it for him
>>28236186
pls link her the thread
tell the truth, its the right thing to do
>>28236218
But he's ruining it anon. I'm appreciative for him doing gods work here but he could do so much more with little effort.
do not link her the thread. OP do you realize there is a chance she will look past the catfish? she seemed to actually enjoy talking with you and probably doesn't care what you look like
>>28236218
Fuck off faggot. Op revealing his true face will take us to levels never seen before.
It's over tbotbo
SHOW REAL FACE SHOW REAL FACE SHOW REAL FACE
>>28236239
IGNORE THIS CUNT, He dosen't know shit OP. The time is now
>SHOW HER THE THREAD
VAGABOND HAS A GF
WHY WOULD HE BOTHER SHOWING SKYE HIS FACE THEY WILL NEVER MEET UNLESS HE WAS SINGLE
BEST THING IS TO SHOW HER THIS THREAD
>>28236239
he has a girlfriend you fucking retard, were not here for romance were here to see roasties btfo
>>28236255
shut the fuck up you faggot
originasbesilius
Snapchat her and link the thread at the same time.
>>28236259
this is why we stay robots. a chance for a genuine friendship? better meme her instead XD
Send her dick pic.
>>28236250
You were already in 30 mins ago. Go get laid for all of us you fucking dummy. Don't pussy out like you have with everything in your life.
>>28236263
>Implying he can't fuck Skye on the side
Fuck off monogamous shill
>>28236270
Well he's not a fucking robot then and should GTFO.
>all those whiteknight faggots feeling bad for her
Kek do you honestly believe she would give you any time of the day? Do you honestly believe she would even acknowledge your existence had you been approaching her? She talked with David and she feels like David the Chad has done a number on her like in high school and college all over again so she tries to get something out of it by being nice. If she figures out it was one of you ugly neckbeards she'd just laugh at you, assuming she won't block you first.
She probably has 500 more Chad matches on standby waiting for her 'ok' signal to worship her existence with corny jokes and attempts to get at her panties, she'd probably forget about David in 5 minutes
>>28236295
hes an exception because he is very entertaining
THE WAIT IS KILLING ME, SHOW HER THE THREAD OP
>>28236282
wow you virgins are fucking retarded as shit.
you'll learn a lot when you finally grow some balls and make a move on a girl but it will only depress you more
>tfw I've done this multiple times with many different girls and always pussied out before doing the deed
>>28236317
Oh please spare me the preaching pastor. That girl is so willing she probably would take it up the ass at this point.
>>28236279
>a chance for a genuine friendship
You fuckign whiteknight idiot, you think she got tinder to make friends? You think she contacted OP because she wanted a BFF? you REALLY think she'll get over the catfishing? You're still a fucking robot because you really belive the bullshit your spouting
>M-maybe theres still a chance at being friends
I'm not bad looking.
Should I catfish if I just want girls who are into casual sex/fwb?
Or do you think I'm sufficient assuming I'm not bad looking?
START LOOKING FOR PICS OF GUYS THAT LOOK LIKE DAVID.
>>28236356
From CHAD. Not the neckbeard that's actually messaging her. What don't you understand about this? Looks matter to women, a lot. Don't think so? Make a Tinder with a Chad profile pic and another with your actual faggoty face and see the difference in matches.
Conduct forum Conduct
Come on post a fucking follow-up, I'm getting bored.
>>28236396
>I'll just fuck up on purpose again for epic /r9k/ memes XD
>>28236368
This guy fucks.
Not literally, metaphorically. He knows what he's talking about.
Conduct forum Conductgrudge
>op in charge of not being a faggot
>>28236424
SEND HER THE THREAD, YOU STUPID SHIT.
>>28236424
why post here if you made another thread?
>>28236392
you're so wrong. looks only matter for a first impression. sure, vaga is probably ugly but she now knows that he is somewhat funny and probably enjoys talking to him. i guarantee that if he reveals himself she will be ok with that and a friendship will be born (assuming vagabond isn't as autistic as he seems)
It's the end of the road tbo
>>28231254
>all those normie bands
basic fucking bitch
>>28236436
I kind of don't want normies here, but I kind of want her to see me call her a bimbo tinder-piglet. So conflicted.
>>28236368
i am not white knighting. I'm saying there is no reason to throw away a potential friendship for the sake of a meme. I can tell from the conversation they had that she will look past the cat fishing. you're too socially retarded to pick up on that
Food folsom xoxo
>>28236462
looks are literally all that matters for the initial hookup, especially on tinder. as long as you're not a complete fucking retard and you look good you can fuck any girl after buttering her up.
Seriously, if these guys who are 8-10's talked these girls up just a little bit they could have whatever they want. She's right in accosting him for being a "virgin" desu. She knows the game, she knows that if he had just been nice she might have taken him out for a couple dates before fucking him.
>>28236469
POST FOO FIGHTERS LYRICS
>>28236462
Desperation: the post
Exactly why you can't get laid. Women can smell it on you from a mile away.
>>28236469
you better confess the catfish and halt the memes. i am 90% sure she will look passed it.
>>28236491
its just a stupid whore you retard, she wouldnt have said a word if he wasnt such a chad
>>28236495
oh GOD HELP US ALL
>>28231303
to be onest.
imo these new meme things like BTFO, t. and ywn triggers me and i will never bother to look them up or ask
Croix foam hdjdjdjd.com
>>28236495
you chose the memes. dumbass
>>28236495
Dis gon b extra mega ultra gud!
>>28236536
You always choose the memes over tinder floozies.
>>28236495
THE MADMAN!!original
>>28236495
YES
HI SKYE
>>28236531
please just link its funny as fuck
also explain in detail why we hate roasties like her so much
>>28236522
This desu, if a girl likes you she'll be okay with most shit you give her. Well that's the same with my gf and my weird fetishes
>>28235541
>>28235586
>>28235710
she is just getting off the cock carousel
/r9k/BTFO rbotbo
>>28236531
eh, you could have ended it better desu OP
>>28236531
>>28236495
>>28236469
>>28236424
Your girlfriend must be a pretty cool gal
I <3 U SKYE
>>28231083
holy fucking kek bost moar
>>28231356
>I'm not wasting my time IN a judgemental asshole
>>28236576
Just send her the link vagabond ;_;
I didn't know where else to post this, but I matched with this chick with my real pictures on tinder and she seems dtf, but then I read her profile. Should I do it?
>>28236633
Don't do it. You'll not belong here if you succeed and that's very bad.
>>28236576
Just post her snapchat, its already over now right?
>>28236633
While you fuck her convince her and her boyfriend to switch to Donald trump
>>28236633
what is the problem? she seems like a nice person
>>28236633
sometimes they just havent heard anything else. Challenge her hard about it, and if she pussies out you werent meant to be anyway
>>28236633
Just fuck her dude. You don't have to agree with everything she believes in to get your dick wet. It might require some pretending though.
>>28236633
>oh man i love music too
>yeah i love animals
>Im a feminist too
>so how about that pussy?
>>28231254
>watsky
>>28236699
>>28236683
>>28236675
>>28236672
>>28236650
Here's her full picture. I think I'm gonna do it, guys.
>>28236730
DON'T DO IT.
lknjskndaljdb
4Dixon cosmic crisp
Should i persuade this chick for nudes ?
>>28236730
Fuck her m8 but don't get attached and never date her. Remember you found her basically slutting out on fucking tinder and explicitly saying she looks for a fuck buddy. That's trash tier even for sluts
What happened to the MILF?
>>28236633
How do you US/Canada robots not get laid living in a country with girls like this??! HOW!?
>>28236753
Of course.
Where's the milf?
>>28236764
I know m8.I just got out of a 4 year relationship and need a rebound fuck. Only reason I'm on tinder.
>>28236751
How fucking thirsty is this girl? She actually would fit on these boards she's so damn desperate.
Condo condom codon seaward tare Dyan
>>28236789
The 39 year-old ?
>>28236751
just fucking link her and redpill her
>>28236770
The difference between NA girls to Yuro girls is that ours go out all slutty in the open while yours do it in a discrete way.
Don't let those slutty messages fool you though, those girls only give it to Chads.
It's not even my bitter POV. I live in college dorms and most males don't get any action. ALL girls do, from the same small amount of guys
>>28236816
>Skye still being a sweetheart
why do i like this girl so much
>>28236816
HOLY FUG SHE'S ONTO YOU
SHE KNOWS
wait why the FUCK is she still talking to you? do you know this person irl and you're doing this together? that would be bretty cool too desu
>>28236816
The 35 year old.
POST HER THE FUCKING LINK YOU ABSOLUTE MUG
Fucking hell.
>>28236816
gotta admit this girl is cool. She puts up with all your shit yet she is still nice.
>>28232813
What the fuck is this?original7
Time for the killing Blow OP, give her the link
>>28236871
>>28236816
thread dying you gotta make a decision here m8
>>28236816
Kek she's imagining the stereotypical scrawny computer nerd genius with glasses who hacks into FBI servers on his free time.
How old is she? still thinking this is how catfishers look like and not fat ugly neckbeards who drinks mountain dew and drop out in middle school?
>>28236751
how the fuck is she still responding?
>>28236931
Cause she's actually a pretty decent girl.
>>28236849
She straight up unmatched me, probably reported me too
>>28236816
Tell her you were joking you are real. Add her on snap and send a selfie of chad using casper
>>28236368
looks like i was right. retard
>>28236946
it makes me more sad that a decent girl (who likely went through a breakup recently) is looking to tinder for compliments. She doesn't seem to want a hookup.
I have some girlfriends who talk about using tinder. They're by no means sluts but they do have drunk sex every so often. They're not attractive at all either, imo.
Thing is, they told me they use tinder not to find their hookups, but literally just to get compliments from random guys. That is ALL they want, and I find that really fucking sad.
>>28236992
>feeling sorry for insecure little small-brained skanks
Mate, come on now.
>>28236946
She's also very cute in that pic. Maybe she's since become a hambeast tho.
>>28237028
sorry m8, I still have a sense of empathy. I don't want to be committed to any of these basic bitches but they're still decent people and deserve better than to be seeking this out on their own.
To be fair, it's their fault that they're so insecure and that they need so much external validation. I used to be that way and it was pretty shitty.
I just wish I could find a decent girl again, it's getting harder and harder as I near the end of my college career.
also OP, image limit reached. make new bread
>>28236576
She seems disappointed in you, Vagabond.
And so am I. You should've revealed yourself to her way sooner, you studpid fuck. She's too pure for you and you don't deserve her attention. Apologize and leave her be.
inb4 white knight
>>28236987
>girl curious at what a dude would acomplish catfishing her for the last 2 days and putting it on the internet
>girl seeing through the catfishing and being friends with the dude who lied to her but has some dank banter and become friends, even if he fucking posted her private convo with him on a 4chan thread
yeah i bet she'll shrug it off
>>28237080
You disgusting white knight.
She is not pure, deal with that.
>>28237076
I have a pretty high sense of empathy, and even I can see that leading guys on and compliment fishing on tinder just a skanky thing to do. Stop white knighting you're embarrassing yourself.
>>28237076
>>28237080
remember that the only reason she ever talked to him is because he used fake pictures. She is only decent for chad, not for any of you.
>>28237105
At least she is a better person than the lot of you. Honest, witty and cute. And most importantly she's not wallowing in self pity and watches a guy catfishing women out of pure spite and schadenfreude.
>>28237110
I'm not defending it. They're skanks. It just makes me sad, m8.
Plus I've known them for years and they've only recently started doing this and it's frustrating to me, they should know better but they're all "my depression demands that I do this". Fucking sure it does.
Some people find comfort in drugs, others in chads. Either way they're weak.
>>28237125
She only has time for chad. She'd be decent for an uggo but wouldn't go out of her way to talk to one.She'd still probably talk shit behind his back, though.
I'd let Skye cuck me hard.
>>28237138
holy fuck, IT IS LITERALLY JUST ACTING GOOD TO GET CHAD DICK
>>28232245
Great kek, ty anon, I can freely go to shower now
Is she responding??jshabbabe
Image limit reached. I would really appreciate someone helping me out on what to say to this girl, though: >>28237458
>>28236217
>>28236217
>>28236217
>>28236217
migrate ro bots
