This is how you pick up girls.
So zip l rn FL
Do do FL FP
What is a question?
>old soul
>she actually responded
My main tinder got unbanned btw in case that wasn't obvious.
:3 desu tbo
I hate bears tbo
>tfw third shift overtime
How to approach...
Is this you, Vaga ?
>>28230262
Yes it is tbo
>>28230274
I say you make a new thread with your trip on, cause this thread is dead already. Also link me that thread
>>28230291
It's inactive because I started like two hours ago before anyone was up. I was just waiting for people to wake up. Hopefully it'll become more active soon.
>>28230303
have a bump. im loving these threads
>>28230303
Agree. Also where is your tinder location? (i want to try my hand with these broads)
>>28230308
Thank you anon. The girls are starting to wake up too, and I'm working overtime for the next four hours, so this threads only going to get better.
I think I fucked up tbo
>>28230400
Try and play it off like you were doing an impression of Dennis Reynolds from IASIP
>>28229451
none of this dumb shit matters if she's physically attracted to you you fucking dimwits
this doesn't create attraction, you can't make a girl like you
"game" doesn't exist, if they're not already physically attracted there's nothing you can do or say, and if they are attracted to you then it doesn't matter what you say
when will you learn?
Great, I'm ready for another set of depressing yet hilarious screenshots Vaga
>>28230400
Why did you stop posting in the other thread yo
>>28230487
What other thread? The one from last night?
>>28230514
>>28218886
This one
Also I love your content man
>>28230526
I had work related stuff I had to do. By the time I was done, it was too late to bother to continue. Plus, I was feeling kind of bummed that the main tinder account got banned.
Subdivision conducive
>>28230561
its hilarious when you ask the same question or answer wrong makes me laugh every time
>>28230582
You too tbo
Rodeo condom
This is how I always talk to women tbo.
And I don't hide behind a fake Chad profile.
>>28230471
I just had to reject a guy who tried to put his hand on my thigh (why), and when he asked why I don't like him back/want him to hit on me, i just said "because I told you already". Secretly, I think it is because I can do better and he has been scratched off of my list. True story btw
They're waking up tbo
>>28230615
what pic are you using
Girls like compliments tbotbo
What happened after you RPed with Skye after pretending to have a dark and mysterious past?
>>28230630
Are you always this autistic?
>Shit story that is completely irrelevant.
>"true story"
Why don't you just hang yourself?
Used tinder for like a week
>Match with some girl
>Sends me a message
>Have just a little bit of chit chat
>Tell her she made me blush as a joke
>Tells me i probably look cute af while blushing
>"Thanks i guess"
>"So what kind of music do you listen to?"
>Removes me soon after
>>28230624
the obligatory normie who just HAS to lecture everybody on how hot he is and how many chicks he can fuck
just shut your fuck off please
>>28230615
Gud shit man
Do you have an actual tinder account?
>>28230704
It is relevant. If he wasn't himself and someone with more "game" then maaaaayybeeeee, but because he is him, no amount of game will do anything. I'm not attracted to him and you can put lipstick on a pig but you still gotta slaughter it at the end of the day. I wish I were born with a penis
>>28230726
My point was I look nothing like a Chad.
I'm a skeleton manlet with a baby face.
You can stop giving a fuck what people think and become more confident, or less.
I stopped giving a fuck in the way that made me more confident, and have gotten way, WAY more pussy since.
>>28230753
>I stopped giving a fuck in the way that made me more confident, and have gotten way, WAY more pussy since.
I sort of no longer care about women but I still gave too much fucks about me in a social setting.
Did it happen naturally?
Any wise words for a young guy like me to accelerate the process?
>>28230753
>I stopped giving a fuck in the way that made me more confident, and have gotten way, WAY more pussy since.
and yet you still post on r9k, you're a low test manlet who's pussy revolves around his left hand.
>>28230740
You're missing the point:
The rope. When?
>>28230715
Why the fuck would you tell someone you're blushing, you're not in a fucking anime.
>>28230828
Now i remember, she first called me cute and i said she made me blush as a joke, to which she said i probably look cute af while blushing.
Still waiting for the musical taste of hers, tbqh.
>>28230773
I'm only 23.
I'm manic depressive and when I'm manic I give zero fucks about anything and say the first thing that comes to mind. I guess women interpret that as alpha and I can actually get laid.
When I'm depressive I don't leave my room or speak to anyone, so I get zero pussy.
I feel like being manic depressive makes me see both the r9k and Chad sides of life.
I don't really have advice but I would say being drunk everyday definitely makes talking to women way easier. Just remember it's always better to be too aggressive than too passive. Women despise passivity and you will be friend zoned for eternity.
>>28230753
>bragging on a Jamaican weed smoking forum
Sure you do, pal.
Autism: The Thread
Tripfags everywhere.
>>28230753
Sure you do.Jk, you don't you fucking lying normie.
>>28230850
Oh well that sucks.
I'm only depressive but I had bursts of confidence.
Like when I got over my social anxiety and went shopping for clothes on my own, my ego was so boosted that I was far more charismatic and people reacted far more kindly to me.
It sucks knowing that you have potential but fuck up because of your personality.
>>28230850
I hope you get alcohol poisoning and fall into an eternal comatose.
Apparently I was scheduled to take not the shift immediately after mine, but one two hours later. Two hours twiddling my thumbs and not getting paid. Smh
>>28230951
Me to anon. Me to.
I left my charger at work too fuck
Give me another chance pls
Man stop acting beta it's cringe be a dick instead that shits funny
>>28231006
Curious to see if she replies with musical taste.
>>28229778
This one is the best kek
Someone has a stick up their ass
>tfw she will never teach you
>>28231210
Do you pay for Tinder Plus ?
>>28231232
No fuck that tbo
>>28231254
>Fetty Wap
>Miley Cyrus
Wew lad.
>>28231254
I am fucking triggered by that post
Why cant she just admit she doesnt know much about music
>>28231254
>david bowe
sure thing whore
Please find a way to charge your phone faggot.
>>28231254
Wtf is tbo Uniquee
>>28231254
>gayvid Memewie
>>28231254
>normie music tastes
jesus niggering christ
So fucking degenerate
I won't lower myself to these kind of levels just in order to pick up degenerates.
Why do you guys hate great music?
>>28231315
obviously, but it is funny when autists trying to find degenerates
>>28231254
>i listen to everything
>whats your favourite IDM artist? and dont say aphex twin
>w-what
>>28231356
>USES THE FUCKING NUMBER 1 SONG ARGUMENT
FUCKING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28231386
To add insult to injury... Always makes me think thats the only reason someone listens to "big artists" like Bowie
>>28231405
Bowie is legit good but i fucking guarantee you the most she will have is a greatest hits album that she listens to five songs from
>>28231421
>guarantee
>>28231315
Op isn't getting these chicks anyway. Probably saw the threads that got posted here, thought he could do the same. He's just not as funny though.
>>28231421
Whenever they pull that bullshit I always ask a bit about their favorite songs, favorite albums, ever been to shows etc. Always shows whether theyre an actual fan or an "I listen to everything" bitch.
Sinton dividing
>>28231445
its the same guy you fucking mongoloid
>>28231486
>music is my life
>number one song XD
>>28231486
she said something about metal, ask her about that. gona be hilarious.
>>28231486
Tell her that only frauds get this insecure about their interests.
>>28231486
Tfw the bitch still talks to you
You got one good chance of a good 'ole dicking session right the fuck there man
>>28231486
Ask if she listens to death grips
>>28231491
You got a lot less witty.
>>28231486
Tell her your favourite anime music
\m/ tbo desu
How does /r9k/ feel about libertarians?
>>28231696
What kind of soundscapes, harsh noise, wall noise, IDM or breakcore does she like?
>>28231371
to be fair theres no point in listening to any 'IDM' besides AFX
>>28231705
Post her profile
>originalifiorogibotfidjdieiskdk
>>28231696
Oh jesus i know where this is going
>who cares about politics? I'm too busy getting drunk and fucking Chad to care xD
Ask if she wants to hate-fuck you
>>28231751
i like DET a lot, and Venetian Snares (breakcore can probably be seen as an IDM subgenre), but yeah the main point is to make her realize how stupid 'i listen to everything' is
>>28231696
please ask her if she likes death grips
>>28231779
How does that make her brain dead? You sound like a moron.
Hehehe tbo
>>28231793
Absolutely disgusting
>I promise this comment is 200% orIginla
Please enlighten a newfag. What does tbo mean?
>>28231793
Ask "I thought you said you liked death metal? Fucking liar."
>>28231793
Metallica is the only metal band she listed.
I don't care if this is normal normie behavior, if you're in college and know nothing about politics whatsoever, you're braindead.
>>28231705
Tell her "Ok well then I want to check u out of the library for the night"
>>28231785
i remember really being into the Kirlian Selections album by The Flashbulb. one of the really few releases that manages to combine complex electronics with a more emotional sound
>>28231295
wel he did died recently
i totally knew who he was
>>28231841
Too late tbo
>>28231793
the tinder ruse is getting rused
BTFO tbo
Excuse me.? Tbo
>pls respond
11121
I mean why do it, you're self cucking
Colton babysit
>>28232016
you are my favorite tripfagORIGINALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>28232016
Why is it women are proud of being retarded liars?
Like legitimately I've heard women say they're so mature and proud for being in an abusive relationship
>>28232016
Ok, NOW ask if she wants to hate-fuck you
>>28231790
You sound braindead too.
She's back she's back tbo
Brought a tear to my eye tbo
>>28232096
play nice and then be mean again
>>28232096
such a meme
>>28232096
Ask if her music taste ever stopped daddy from molesting her
>>28232096
Ask her if she ever read a book. Something longer than 3 minutes.
I lold tbo
>>28232096
i wonder what serious shit she had to "go through" and "survive" in her rich wasp suburban life
LOLOLOL tbo
>>28232148
Being thoughtraped by cis gender straight white males like you for one, scumbag. Check your privilege.
>>28232096
ITT: Tripfags pretend to be alpha by saying provocative things to women who would laugh at them in real life.
>>28232166
fucking literal kek to the stratosphere
>>28232182
you don't have to read the thread if you don't like it, man. I'm sorry you're feelings were hurt
Odd still do chip rn
>>28232192
You literally made a kek go to the stratosphere... What are you on a satellite connection?
>>28232209
>feelings were hurt
lol no
>>28232222
Shit, you must be tough then I guess
Quads of toughness for sure
>>28232210
Every time this whore puts a period before a question mark I want to put her into a deeper level of coma.
FATALITY TBO
>>28232236
Pic most definitely related.
>>28232263
wtf is tbo tho
>>28232245
This. Surely it requires extra effort on her part to butcher her grammar by actively adding unnecessary / incorrect symbols. One suspects she sucked her high school diploma out of the end of a cock.
>>28232263
She'll keep responding too, just for a chance to fuck you.
I want to kill myself for being ugly.
http://makeagif.com/i/1UGHVd
>>28232285
how new are you tbo?
>>28232285
tastebud orgasm according to urban dictionary lolz
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I SENT HER SHOVEL DOG LMAO
>>28232304
mate im an oldfag been here since 2002 like u werent even born then newfag
>>28232016
>fullstop then question mark
Good lord what a twat
>>28232316
> you are a disgusting and terrible human being
Why do normies talk like this?
>>28232316
"It had rabies. It's what I feel I deserve when I'm depressed. I thought you'd understand"
DO IT
>>28232316
Hahaha
You really ruined her day. I can tell this Natalie is gonna grow up to be ugly.
I shouldn't be laughing but, I am.
Meanwhile with Skye...
>>28232357
Jesus don't fuck th is up man she wants your dick
>>28232316
Fucking r o f l dude
>>28232368
like it means shit, nothing will happen
Rude af tbo
>>28232357
I love you, Skye-chan :3
>>28232404
Ahahah fucking hell dude
I love you cuz
>>28232409
fucking wankoh
>>28232316
that gif really is fucked up tho. what is wrong with you?
>>28232357
She doesn't want to talk about getting fucked because she wants to get fucked so fuck her senpai
>>28232438
it had rabies, it was a mercy killing
>>28232438
Fuck off you baby.
tbo
Saltmaster9000
>>28232438
that gif is old as time, why are you so bothered about it
>>28231888
If matching with someone on tinder isn't coming onto someone then what is?
>>28232368
*Chad's dick
>>28230715
The autism here is quite unreal
>>28232478
like youd know, puss bitch
>>28232452
Can you please tell her to stop using a full stop before a question mark. It's really triggering me.
>>28232452
Why do these people think they exempt from judgement
I guarantee you they judge people everyday
Shes judging you right now, its just how humans are
>>28232452
Vagabond-sama, the bantz are top tier, but we want to see these roasties give nudes too. Can't you lead some girls on and get the goods before jettisoning them into the furnace?
Kent Janusz nene
>>28232506
Don't expect women (especially teens) to be masters of logic and witty comebacks; this is like shooting fish in a barrel.
Bumping so this glorious thread doesn't die, vaga plox more oc content pretty plox
>>28232548
Waste of potential desu dude
Ya blew it
>>28232548
you sir are a master ruseman
plz post moar
>>28232548
now ask for her number
>>28232548
*affects. Effect is a noun
>>28232578
Don't fucking start that shit again.
>>28232590
>>28232578
:^) tbhtbo
I forgot your name but I love these tinder threads.
>>28232607
>I'd like to work you out
>Oh is that right
>I think so
>>28232548
Does somebody has the instructions to hang yourself with your belt on the door? That was a japanese draw.
I don't want to fail my shit.
originalito commentatem
>tfw Skye is eventually going to get sick of OP's shit
>>28232607
ffs what is tbo
>>28232668
to be onest
Doctoring c distinction
>>28232703
Kekeroni and cheese
>>28232703
Anon you straight could have fucked this roastie
>>28232703
>Autistic
>retarded
>still hot enough to slay pussy as a job
I hate women, truly and wholly.
Sodom dioxin dock
>>28232668
Don't worry about what it means you imbecile.
>>28232689
why the fuck not desu desu
If only I could take Skye into my arms and love her unconditionally.
I've fallen in love with her.
>>28232763
wtf is wrong wwith you robots
>>28232771
>wtf is wrong wwith you robots
Why the fuck are you even here? Piss off.
>>28232730
fucking dumb bitch, talks about hooking up on fries and then complains when you reply with more sexual stuff
>>28232548
god anon, i love you for these laughs, you are the best
>>28232788
tfw no gf course
>>28232607
>I think so
holy shit
M-m-meow!!
>>28232656
This.
Atleast give us the nudes, please
>>28232788
go outside u fcken autist
>>28232842
>asking for nudes of my Tinderfu
You should be ashamed of yourself.
How old is David?
I like Skye and I dont want her to get hurt
plz be nice to her guys, dont ask for her nudes she is so innocent and sweet
>>28232872
Fuck off Skye
>>28232864
I just love the fact that Skye has stuck around this long.
I'd do anything for Skye or someone like her to be my mummy gf/gf
>>28232872
This
SKYE IS PURE
>>28232882
I wish
>>28232890
yes she is sweet
Post pics of Skye tbo
>>28232906
Fuck off Frog Faggot i hate you
>>28232888
>>28232890
>>28232872
>>28232906
this
Skye is cool guys, dont bully her
Skye is Love Skye is Life
So what you're trying to tell me is that I should either give up on ever having a girlfriend or just kill myself?
>>28232872
>innocent and sweet
She wants to fuck that chad in OP's pic's brains out.
OP is even being extremely autistic and shes still not letting off
>retarded nerd puts 10/10 model pic as profile and then proceeds to act like he's easily picking up chicks
>girls in pics are always ugly average 5/10s at best and desperate
>>28232890
>>28232888
>>28232872
skye is a vapid tinder whore and the most toxic kind because you would never know she's cruising tinder for nigger dick and cucking her five boyfriends because she seems "sweet"
>>28232935
fuck off with your stupid meme trap you fucking faggot
>>28232929
both u pusy
>>28232920
>>>/b/
commentale originalo
Does the OP use pictures of himself or of other Chads?
>>28232930
because autists are great lovers?
>all autists suck!!
fuck off with this meme
>>28232971
ur life is a meme u fuckibng autist
hurry up and humiliate another dumb bitch so I can get off before I have to go to work
>>28232979
anyway Skye is sweet so fuck off
>>28232965
Lol guess. Instead of actually hooking up with these girls he's showing everyone on r9k how witty he is
>>28232965
Some other Chad of course. Otherwise they wouldn't even respond.
>>28232971
What i'm saying is, shes a whore, theres nothing innocent about her.
She wants chad because he's handsome.
Skye would never talk to us robots like that
Shes a fucking stacy
can you post the full sized picture of Skye?
>>28233041
not all stacies are bad people you dickhead. Get over yourself
>>28233041
>taking r9k memes seriously
wow..
Do you guys forget that Skye is the type of girl that fucks all the Chads and then proceeds to shit on all boys that arent 9/10
fuck her, i hope you destroy her self-worth
>>28233068
how do i get the green writing thx btw vagablond ur posts r very bfunny u show them girls who is boss!!!!
>>28233041
Thankfully, you don't know what our Tinderfu Skye went through. She's still pure in my eyes.
Also who even offers to be your mummy gf these days? That's wife/mommygf material.
>>28233079
nope shes sweet get over yourself
>>28232316
shovel dog? what's that?
>>28233079
>>> not 9/10
fuck off u gene-fucked piece of shit, go find urself a nice 2/10 n be happy
>>28233056
Fuck off normie stacy cunt
>>28233110
>le stacies are mean to us robots XDDD
>>28233056
>Not all stacies are bad people
Found the normie
>>28233103
A dog that carries a shovel. Fucking idiot.
>>28233110
> fuck stacies! nevermind the fact that i jerk off to one everyday!
>>28233103
why dont u look at the link u retard
>>28233110
oh no he's a normal person!! what a cunt!!
fuck off you piece of shit
>>28233079
What if I want her to shit on me?
>>28233139
Who /TeamSkye/ here?
Anyone got a full pic of our queen?
>>28233153
i'm team 'not an autistic cunt'
>>28233068
>falling for the women are decent people meme
wew lad
Sky is literally waifu material
A shame OP is gonna fuck it up, if you matched with her with your own pic and was sweet to her she could be really sweet gf
THERES SO MANY NORMIES IN THIS THREAD, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IS THIS R9K NOW?!
>>28233177
are you actually a little bit special???
oh no females think im repulsive but its actually their fault, not that im an autstistic neckbeard fuck
>>28233153
TEAM SKYE REPORTING FOR DUTY
IS THIS OUR QUEEN /r9k/?
>>28233193
get the fuck out of here normie seriously
FUCK OFF REEEEEEE
>>28233187
>>28233177
>Being so autistic /r9k/ memes blind your worldview
>>28233199
or wot u gonna do, u gonna have another crying wank tonight??? reereereee luv me peple plz
