The fun really never ends
What happened with Skye ?
>>28218886
the absolute madman
Origin
>>28218967
she dye
what location you in ?
>>28218886
Please post David's profile, I want to see what you wrote in his bio and what he looks like. For curiosity's sake. Thank you Vagabond.
Can we see ur tinder pic?
>>28218886
thats not fun. and you wouldnt be so desperate for attention if it was
>>28219101
I would trade anything to have a single match tho.
these are stupid and pointless without a skye followup
>>28218967
I got the account banned. It's not too late for a reunion though!
Djdisi djbd
>>28219237
>the girl ever messaging first
in what parallel universe
>>28219271
Actually I messaged her first, you just can't see it in that screenshot.
I do get messaged first fairly often though.
Tbotbotbotbot
>>28219306
If you got an s6/s7 you can increase screenshot length, you know ?
Dip rip do
>start yawning
>decided to check r9k quickly just in case there's a Vagabond thread
>see this
Th-thanks, Vaga. not like I'm tired or anything.
Send the corn.
Go do do do so woo
>>28219641
>I non ironically had to defend a case where a girl claimed verbal assault with this kind of passive/aggressive stence.
>Mfw she won.
>>28219732
The defendant must not have been Chad
>>28219797
He sure was not.
Now that I realize I will never have a gf because neither am I a Chad, I screamed to hell for 45 minutes. I spit blood since 4 hours.
Heuer ehhb
Drew carry
>>28219887
How does a lawyer have trouble getting a gf?
Is being a woman a form of mental illness?
Cool do do do cm fjord
>>28218886
>>28219237
>>28219267
>>28219306
do you start every tinder conversation with "hey cutie?"
>>28221080
It's my go to for sure
>>28221495
are you using a fake account with pictures of a 10/10 chad?
>>28221888
na, he's just a normal person that is confident enough to actually say shit on tinder.
>>28221888
>are you using a fake account with pictures of a 10/10 chad?
Vagabond is a catfish producer, so it's a 10/10 Chad of course.
>>28221942
>normal person
>/r9k/
>>28221968
you're normal enough to need to feel good about yourself by getting responses from some autists in awe instead of just going and fucking some girls brains out.
>>28221953
oh ok. i was just curious because his opener is "hey cutie." i guess it works if you're really attractive
>>28221968
See
>>28220617
>>28221928
>>28220214
>>28222008
>>28218952
>>28221499
>>28221704
There are only normies in /r9k/ anymore.
>>28222098
Even OP has a girlfriend.
>>28222115
This site is fucked.
wtf is this bullshit honestly. hate to break it to you fags but this is not a social media. all the temporary "fame" you gain from your bullshit/bait thread fades and gets archived. no one knows who you are, and absolutely no one cares. if you think you are actually funny or cool, go make twitter posts or some other site and see if you get the same responses. this is not the place for that. heads on here are not used to that shit and that's why it gets temporary popularity. keep it moving you faggots.
>>28222280
Why Stacy? Are you afraid the Chad you're sending your vagina pictures to might be a fat greasy guy? Welcome to the internet bitch.
>>28222617
yeah dude? what about my post made you come to any of the conclusions you just made?
I'm at work so posts are coming out very slowly right now.
>>28222835
setup another catfish profil then
Do FL FP
Trolling porkies is easy mode. Stacies only plz
>>28223418
I do my best tbo
Cup do FL
>>28224040
Can we see your profile? Are you using a fake chad account?
>>28224114
He showed what his profile looked like in one of the older threads.
look through the archive
This is officially the slowest thread I've ever made.
Cool do do do
this shit is pretty fun OP thanks for the idea
Keep at it ...
>>28225874
zz boring
>>28225874
>that dog nose brings out you apeness
>>28219504
Replying to encourage further posts
>>28219306
alpha as fuck homie
This is pretty pathetic OP
>>28218886
I miss you chad thundercock/loneliest vagabond.
I used to follow you over a year ago in the golden days. All the catfishes here now a days just don't get subtlety.
>>28218886
>wake up to a Vagabond thread
>feels like Christmas morning
The ride never ends tbo
>>28219322
Fuck that made me laugh, keep up the good work mane
>>28226369
Speaking of not understanding subtlety >>28225874
These are the cunt's we've had to deal with in your absence.
>>28225874
LET THE TRIP DO HIS MAGIC PLEASE, GOD
tbo
>>28225776
Na keep going senpai, I'm enjoying this, you're very talented.
t. a fan
>>28225865
Ever actually talk to them on the phone after you get digits or you just drop it?
Swipe left or right?
Could you please ask a girl to take a shit in your mouth?
I'm honestly curious about the answer
>>28227369
It's Chad, mate. They'd do that for Chad.
>>28225865
Vagabond, any update on our Tinderfu Skye?
>>28219162
Post a pic so I can tell you what to fix
>>28219887
Those feels. We all know them. Hang in there. It could get better.I hope.
>>28221968
>Asks for tits straight up
>Girl doesn't outright say no or unmatch you
It's like another world man.
I've also got a question for vaga and all you anons. One of my matches just asked me what I wanted to get out of tinder should I just be straight and say I wanted to get my dick wet?
Keep in mind her profile is basically making fun off the the people that go on tinder and write "only looking for friends" in their bio.
>>28228345
Yes. Just mention you're looking to get your dick wet. I've been told that they say that shit but they don't usually mean it.
Or you can just say you're looking to meet new people and see where that goes. Probably end up getting your dick wet anyway.
Guys, i need help.
>>28228467
Pic 2 Out of a couple more
>>28221968
Did u get her tits? Pls try she looks cute
>>28222098
>>28222127
normies were here from the start
I don't really care, I just think it's silly that people go on believing this is/has always been some sort of lonely NEET hiki sanctuary.
>>28228505
Just say: we should smash
>>28228605
>smash
bloxc
>>28228605
Here's her profile 1/2
>>28228645
>>28228605
Here's her profile 2/2. Keep in mind the tourist stuff from her description.
I don't think it's a bot
And this is where i pussied out. Pls help me guys
You claim you have a gf? Have you actually met her in real life and had sex? Is she fat?
>>28228739
just fuckin Skype with her, jeez. get nudes and post them here
>>28228787
My account is a catfish
>>28225874
Man this post sure triggered a lot of normalfags
>>28228802
well try to convince her somehow to send you nudes without you having to reveal yourself
DO IT, she looks hot
>>28228826
Does my Chad have the power to simply ask for nudes out of the blue ?
>>28228863
I would say yes
Just go for it, you've got nothing to lose
>>28228863
no, this pseudo-fuckboi is probably less attractive than me irl and i've never received nudes regardless of how thirsty, tbqhfamiliananananegro
>>28225776
>This is officially the slowest thread I've ever made.
thats because your act is getting old by now. ask for nudes, otherwise no one cares
Ok, i'll try my Best
>>28228963
She isn't responding
>>28228863
No. He has a terrible eye area.
>>28228920
>>28229076
tbo tbo tbo tbo tob
>>28229073
way to go anon
>>28229130
I got other hot matches though. Wanna take a look ?
>>28229145
sure why not, I've got nothing better to do at 6am
>>28229181
Here's one
>eeeeorifinaleloriginaleee
>>28229105
K?
https://www.instagram.com/mario8855/
Use this guy's pictures and you'll get much better results. Also, change the height to 6'2 or 6'1; 6'3 is excessive.
>>28229216
That wasn't me
>>28229210
Here's another one m9
>>28229216
I don't think changing photos is a good idea now. I got about 19 matches + the convo with that chick. If i change the photos now,i'm going to get unmatched and reported (happened to me just yesterday)
>>28229210
>Catalog
ask Amy if she's ever fucked her dog
>It's an anon tries to replicate Vagabond success but fails episode
>>28219237
>twiddling my thumbs
idk why i found this so funny, but i did
What picture do you have up?
>>28229382
that's a cat not a dog you stupid anon
you guys realize making all these Chad profiles makes it even harder for the average guy right?
Thousands of you autists "chad-bot" it up in order to get nudes from average looking girls, than the average looking girls some how think they're above dating anyone less attractive than the Chad-bots that message them.
You actually fuck it up for us guys even more.
>>28229458
It's all happening in America so I'm fine.
I don't even get that many matches any more
>>28225874
LOOOOOOOOOL
fucking kekd
>>28229458
80% of men don't deserve sex.
They aren't even men in my eyes.
Just chillin u know how it is
>>28229458
Well, fmpov, when they see how autistic Chads can be (who are actually just trolls, but they don't know that), they might be willing to give the other guys a chance - if enough Chad-bots ruin Chads for them.
So if you want a beta uprising, keep making these Chadbot profiles. Ruin the image of Chad. Whether or not they'll trickle down to us, idk. But, keep doing what you're doing, OP.
>>28228467
coaie esti roman ce pula mea
>>28229695
but women secretly love that shit
You acting like a total cunt on a Chad-bot isn't going to make the women less attracted to chads, only more because women all secretly want to be shit on and dominated.
The best thing can do is act like a total cuck and beta.
>>28229740
Da si ?
>>28229761
breh....unde esti in Bucuresti?
>>28229771
Oradea
>>28229422
Fuck, why is this so funny, it's not even funny
>>28220419
I'm in a kind of apprentice, so no Ferrari nor huge palaces. And am not 10 enough I guess.
>>28230154
>Shiieeeet
*I am a kind of apprentice
I love these threads, have a bump
