Greentext your feels
>browsing /r9k/
>phone receives message
>think it's from qt grill sdking to come over to fuck
>check phone
>Pic related shows up
>all hope crushed
>>28218952
text back and say "sup"
>>28218952
>Not using the $30 a month plan
>>28218952
get unlimited data you fucking pleb
>tfw just leave phone on silent now since no one ever tries to communicate with you besides automated services anyway
Fuck
>>28218990
"Unlimited data" means something like 1-5GB of fast data and then unlimited amounts of 2g, which is unusable for anything these days.
>only 800 megs
>not browsing 4chan from your phone 24/7 as you lay comfy in bed with your tendies
Lmaoing at ur lyfe
>>28218952
>muh feels
prime way to spot a normie
>inb4 buh buh my oneitis stopped texting me!
>>28218964
Delivered.
Original comebtarinilii
The hell?
Don't all plans include unlimited data these days?
Why do you even own a normiephone in the first place?
What the fuck is going on?
>>28219160
not everyone is a normie who's on his phone 24/7
>>28219057
I wasn't expecting from my oneitis, ditched that slut bc he wouldn't fuck me. I was just expecting a tect from some random grill.
>on public bus
>see girl with a nice ass about to board, never even saw her face
>few seats left
>she sits next to me
>>28219228
>expecting people, especially women, to talk to you
God you're a fucking normalfag. Please fucking leave and take your lust for the vaginal Jew with you.
>>28219431
Don't mess with this, goy.
Aren't robots supposed to be entitled? Well if you're right and I'm a normie then there's still hope for me to get pussy
>>28219064
Oh fuck, fingers crossed man
>>28219547
Dubs decide if I send this next
>>28219601
Those messages are automated anyways you fucking pussy
>>28219651
My life is so fucking empty. I haven't had sex since 18 years ago
>>28219716
So what you're saying is this is all you have? Rollin
>>28219803
My lyfe has do little meaning, only going to /r9k/ keeps me from becoming an hero since there's some funny shiet here
>Failing in everything
>The dream I was dead-set on achieving a year and a half ago has fizzled out and I have no motivation and I'm stuck forcing myelf to try to continue it
>Doing anything productive makes me feel autistic
>Not doing anything makes me feel autistic
>>28219960
What was that dream anon?
>>28219933Looks like you're gonna have to send it ;)
>>28220005
Lel nigga fell for muh trap, I'm actually a normie and not depressed. In fact muh bitch is sucking me off right nowalso not gonna deliver, u mad?
>>28219988
Filmmaking. It requires actors that I don't have anyway. I just want to create something that can change how someone feels or something. Does that make sense? Like wanting to create something that can change people's emotions a little. Its like having an actual impact on people.Also they'd stay around when I died. Better than having kids
Issue is my motivation is just fucked. I can't even bring myself to pick up a camera, and when I do, (because I have to, I'm on a course) I feel shit about myself the entire time and want to give up and leave
>>28220046
l'm pretty disappointed 2bh
>need to do laundry
>tell roommate I'm going to do laundry
>says to just move his stuff that's been in the washing machine for a few days
>ask if he wants it put in the dryer or if he's going to run it again later
>yells at me
>>28220061
Noone gives a shit about you dream kys
>>28220169
dw I probably will
Why do you think I ended up here
There's an extremely high probability that I'm the textbook definition of a cuck.
>way too into a girl I'm seeing
>only see her a few hours out of every week
>stiff online conversation which boils down to sharing links for cool music
>somehow she's still the most interesting and engaging person I've ever met
>fully aware she's polyamourous before the relationship starts
>apparently she's also demisexual so she only has sex with people she feels some extreme connection to, AKA not me (yet? pfffft)
>she probably feels some extreme connection to Chad's dick
>>28220182
I have to ask why you're even interested in a girl with a tumblr sexuality. I can guarantee it's just some bullshit made up to seem more interesting.
>>28220182
You're not cuck bc she's not your wife/gf. You're just a beta orbiter
>>28220578
Speaking of cuckong, does anyone have cuckquean fantasies?cuckquean is the opposite of cuck: guy cheats on his wife/gf by sleeping eith another woman while the wife watches and masturbates
>>28220671
Your post is so full of wrong I don't even know where to start.
First off, cuckquean isn't the opposite of cuckold. It's the female counterpart. The opposite would be a monogamous relationship.
Second off, neither type has to involve the partner watching. A cuckold is any man being cheated on. A cuckquean is any woman being cheated on. The subculture that gets off to that came later. Stop being stupid, idiot.
>>28220715
Who cares I find it hot
>>28220768
You probably find your cousin hot, too, you inbred retard. Go shove your dick up a shotgun.
>>28220784
Yeah she's pretty hot too. One time I asked an she let me grope her tits. Ee made out and she gave me a handjob. I came buckets
>>28218952
Good thing i have a 12 GB contract
t. Idiot
>have a dream of a cute asian girl ive been wanting to ask out for a while
>shes problaby not likely to say yes but i still hold on to hope
>in the dream i ask her to prom or whatever
>she says no because we havent even hung out with eachother and she says that we should some time
>wake up and depression sets in
Fucking hate when that shit happens
>>28220182
>into a girl i'm seeing
>she's a demisexual
cuck detected
>>28220881
>tfw I came here to share feels
>tfw I get mercilessly mocked for them
>>28218952
>Meet qt girl on my way to school
>She tells me she works at Michael Kors
>I ask how it's like to work there
>I instead say this
>'How do you feel about Kelsi Monroe'
>yfw your brain is still plugged to porn
>>28219049
>1-5GB
no, 23gb
>>28218952
>that feel after fapping where the good feel wears off and you remember how miserable you are
>>28218952
>get a text
>it's from mom
every fuckin time.
>not using wifi
>break up with first girlfriend
>it's seriously the worst fucking thing ever man
>spend months wallowing in depression
>talk to girl in my broken friend group
>she answers a lot
>start talking to her everyday, exchanged really nice conversations that made me feel better and like I had some girl to work for again
>we start to hangout and smoke
>talk hours and hours about everything in this world
>her relationship with her very fucked up boyfriend is dying
>she ends up hanging with me more than him
>the dude treats her like shit, talks about killing her, etc.
>dude breaks up with her over his paranoid delusions
>girl starts hanging out with me a bunch since that happened
>broken friend group spreads rumor around that we're fucking
>when really she talks to me about her boyfriend while my misplaced feelings from a previous relationship wants to love somebody else so bad to forget.
>>28218952
fuck thats a terrible feel
these cell phone company's are getting greedier and greedier.
>>28221636
>that feel after you stop laughing where the hollowness returns
>get a text
>it's work related
Could be worse desu.
>>28222290
>that feel when you get an accomplishment in vidya but you still a failure irl
>>28222583
>tfw when you're bad even at video games
>>28222130
I don't really know that feel but I know the feel of being loved once and having a pseduo relationship for a short time what feels like long ago.
Tfw can't tell the difference between finding someone attractive and being date material or just feeling lonely and wanting attention