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I just paid a camwhore $20 to watch me fap on camera and tell me she loved me. I'm 29 and have never had a gf.
When did you hit rock bottom?
>>28241843
somehow at 20-22 you managed to not get a gf while you were on college or ast least when you graduated.
I don't know if there is a bottom
keked, instant kek.
New thread for sad and comfy images
Feel free to discourse on sadness and comfy
>>28241812
This is a rather comfy image. I wish I could live like this, just constantly moving from place to place. Everything transient.
>>28241847
I often feel happiest when going places. It's nice to feel like you're in the middle of a journey and you can anticipate the destination. Always better than actually arriving there
That feel when you sit down alone in a public place and pretend not to notice a guy sharing your feel and taking a picture of you
why are white guys on /r9k/ obsessed with black men? even /b/ and /pol/ have less black threads. it's either racist obsession or obsession with their dicks.
No one cares about niggers. They are the insecure and angry ones who keep making muh dick threads.
My guess is, many robots are black.
How do you know the skin color of anonymous posters?
Sexual insecurity. The spooky black man fucking all da wite wimmin has been a meme for over a century.
Who is your favorite pornstar, /r9k/?
Mine is pic related
>>28241468
Only found out about Sensual Jane recently, shes fucking amazing.
>>28241468
Veruca James
>>28241468
Chaturbate Camwhores in order:
pixiepixelized
kendalltyler
brooke_synn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90C-00OTNTI&feature=youtu.be
This is boring, fuck off.
Face it guys, they're basically on another plane of existence
>>28241496
whats the matter friendo?
If reviewbrah can be successful, so can you
>>28241434
>He will never review your sexual skills while you both have intense love making while listening to some obscure international short wave station.
I bet he's all pink and soft down there.
Why live?
>>28241434
I don't think so. He's got that cute quirky autism going for him. I'm an ugly, undesirable autist who is too afraid to interact with people.
>>28241491
He needs to transition.
Mfw I realise that 4chan has turned me into a hateful person.
>>28241345
>mfw I realize that hate is mostly just for myself
>>28241345
No one is forcing you to come here man.
READ A BOOK NIGGER READ A MOTHER FUCKING BOOK
>Quick somebody cheer me up
it will all be over soon my child
>Why are you using green text
There's hope for us all
>tfw no plain average gf like this
>>28241244
>tfw no good bait anymore
>>28241273
>mistaking shitposting for bait
classic
yeah everytime i see average plain qts like her i cry
>My baby's got the bends,We don't have any real friends,
The bends is the most ENJOYABLE Radiohead album, fight me
>>28241563
0k computer >>>>>>>>
>>28241563
Ok computer, kid A and in rainbows are equally as enjoyable.
I think you mean easily digestible.
I have a fake tinder account and you wouldn't believe how many girls I could've hooked up with, how many threesomes and even foursomes I'd have with hot girls...
I get really angry that I could experience this too, if it wasn't for my looks. ;___;
fugg u guise
I'm too autistic to even type to girls
having a chad picture wouldn't help because I either say retarded and partially insulting things or can't think of anything to say
>>28241584
Took me practice as well.
A 58 year old man comes to your clinic for regular follow up. He has a longstanding history of systolic heart failure with an estimated ejection fraction of 39%. At rest he is asymptomatic and feels fine. With limited activity such as walking to the bathroom or walking to the kitchen the patient gets very short of breath and endorses chest discomfort that increases dramatically with increasing activity intensity. He exhibits trace pedal edema and does not have audible crackles on exam. His JVP is not elevated.
Currently he is taking: Aspirin 81, lisinopril 40, carvedilol 12.5, furosemide 40mg daily
Vitals: BP 139/85, HR 87, RR 12 satting 99% on room air, temperature of 98.7
EKG reveals sinus rhythm with left axis deviation and q waves that are not new compared to prior. QRS interval is revealed to be 101ms
Labs reveal the following:
Hemoglobin 13.6
White blood cells 7.4k
Platelets 342k
Sodium 14
Potassium 3.6
Chloride 102
Bicarb 26
BUN 15
Creatinine 1.1
Glucose 97
Which of the following would be the most beneficial to the patient?
a) Add on digoxin 125mcg daily
b) Add on spironolactone 25mg daily
c) Add on losartan 100mg daily
d) Implanting a CRT device
e) Add on MS-Kadian 10g every 5 minutes
>>28241200
The patient appears to be suffering somewhat, so I would suggest 'e'. The will reduce pain substantially.
>tfw spent 15 minutes making up this question
>>28241200
i'm bigpharma, i own all these medicines and i will not allow you to use them on this man
ITT: classic /r9k/ posts/threads
>>28241168
arguing over which cock looks more feminine or which cock they'd suck the most or some guy posting "don't confuse traps with facts"
This thread isn't classic enough... yet
>>28241168
>ITT: classic /r9k/ posts/threads
this thread
>Hang out with girl for months
>Ask her out
>"I'm not looking for anything right now".
>She's fucking a tall, popular, wealthy Tyrone two doors down in my varsity dorm a week later
That was 2012, the last time I ever actually "attempted" approaching women. Never again.
>>28241108
what a terrible and unique story
no man has been rejected before
I know this is a cuckbait thread but I just want to say if you hang out with a girl more than 2 times and don't even get a kiss, break that bitch off.
What the fuck do you want her to say? "I'm not interested in you"? Then you would still be here, bitching about women being whores. Get over yourself. You're not the first man who's ever been rejected and you won't be the last.
>rent books from the library
>once I finish reading them I masturbate with their edges and smear my juice all over the covers before wiping it down to make it look unused
>return the books and get even more off on thinking about the hundreds of guys who will read those books in the future
Any other fembots do this?
That's hot. I want to read your books.
>>28241053
damnit anon this is why all the library books are sticky. D:
Sounds like paper cut central.
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