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Can being lonely for a long time make you gay?
I think I've become gay or bi. Not sure exactly.
>attracted to only girls throughout high school
>too ugly, fat, and weird to get them
>get fit; lose a lot of weight and gain muscles
>still insecure and low self-esteem
>convinced I'll never get a girl
>go to university, meet some people
>one of my friends has a twink friend
>blue eyes, skinny, feminine face, long hair
>I hang out with them and the twink is mirin
>comes onto me but I don't do anything
pic related, the twink kinda looks similar
>one cold day be at friends house
>my friend is in the living room with other friends
>I'm in his hot tub outside alone
>twink comes outside, and holy fuck
>has flat stomach, cute butt, shaved legs
>wearing really tight short bathing suit
>gets into the hot tub with me
>starts mirin my gains
>gets really close to me
And I guess at this point I was so lonely and horny, that I didn't care anymore.
>brought twink close to me
>started kissing him passionately in hot tub
>made out for a few mins
>never been hornier, cock is throbbing
>he asks me if I wanna hook up
>come to my senses and say no because we're at a friends house
Now I'm so sexually confused robots. I always thought I was straight but I really enjoyed kissing this twink and I wanna pound his boipucci. I'm still attracted to women, so am I bi?
Sounds like your planning on slipping a fruit the ol John Thomas.
Go for it m8, in fact I'm considering trying this myself
>>28238490
I think I'm hetero but I wouldn't be disgusted by the idea of fucking an effiminate man.
I gotta lose my v card legit before I'd seriously consider it though.
>>28238490
Bitches will say you're gay from the start, but it's just another example of their inability to blame themselves.
It's called prison loneliness. After so long without pussy, you'll probably go to the next best thing. We're all naturally bisexual, we all just have a limit before our subconscious gives up and switches gears.
Thoughts?ah yea that probably won't be original on it's own
>>28238420
Children in Africa are worse off than you
>>28238420WOWEE PAY ATTENTION TO MEEE I HABE DEPRESSHUN
>>28238446
No they aren't. They can go straight to Europe and fuck any white girl they want and get free money from the government.
>tfw your waifu looks like shit without makeup
>>28238277
Any and every woman looks like shit without makeup.
>>28238366
this girl looks the same with makeup on
>>28238277
Looks even better actually
>You'll go to hell for what your dirty mind is thinking
can you read my mind? do you know my heart?
Do you know my persnol relationship with the lord?
unceasing prayer is a gift
>grants me a consciousness with the beautiful property of thinking more about something the less I try to think about it
>sends me to suffer for all of eternity
Some God tb h
>I want niggers to fuck my in my tranny ass
Str8 to hell m8
>tfw KV
>now only V
wish me luck lads
>tfw I'm the opposite
Being kissless is a thousands times worse than being a KV.
>>28238183
i know this pleasant feel
>>28238246
Did you go with the whore route?
>>28238246
So you fucked her without kissing her? How does that work?
>"Anon, you still play videogames? Thats degenerate you know, you should have a wife and a house by now, not working a dead end job and living on your own!!"
>>28238053
Who is this chin bitch?
>>28238053
her face is offputting
big face girl
Fat women are literally the most pointless human beings in existence. Prove me wrong
You can't
I don't know. They fulfill some people's fetishistic desires.
I can't say the same for myself.
I jerk off to fat girl porn but I'd never ever be with one. Slightly pudgy is as far as I'd go
>>28237970
I agree.
I'm confused as to why some women allow themselves to become obese.
I imagine they identify it on some deep fundamental level.
The submissive role is one of dependancy and reduced functionality. Perhaps that is where the grain of reason within the madness of 'beauty at every size' lies.
Yesterday I was with my best friend and we had a couple beers so we're a little drunk. I am in love with her and she doesn't know, and she looked really cute yesterday. We cuddle a lot and yesterday because I was drunk I started kissing her. I am 6'3" and she is 4'11" (4 years younger than me I'm 19) so I really overpower her I kept kissing her as she pushed back and started pulling off her track pantsg
I put my hands in her pantries and started fingering until her pussy was wet then I pulled off her pantries an started to fuck her. She was fighting me but I am way stronger. After a minute of thrusting she stopped fighting and went limp. She never had sex before so I guess she wasn't know what to do. I was playing with her titties while I fucked her.
After I cummed on her face I went home (didn't drive because I was drunk) and texted her a few hours later asking what was up but she didn't reply.
I think I made her mad, how can I explain that I was drunk and didn't mean to and it was because I love her??
Pic unrelated
just tell her it was a prank
>>28237974???
OK but it ready
>>28238002
*wasn't...
Autocorrect........
hey guys
original poost
weeb girls are the best
How does this girl look OP
This sounds very very sad
I'm eating leftovers, doing homework, and generally having a bad time.
What kinda leftovers bruv
I like Devilman too anon.
>>28237864
Some casserole dish my mother cooked days ago.
>>28237890
Yeah, I was surprised that I enjoyed it as much as I did because Cutie Honey was the first I read of Nagai's work and that manga is trash.
I'm turning 28 next month.
There's not much hope left in the tank.
>>28237828
Im 29 already. By this time you should know that some people are simply not meant to date others. Such is life.
I'm 28, I've only been with 2 girls, only one of them was aan actual relationship. I dropped out of the university and now I work an office drone job for a mediocre pay. What really bugs me is that I'm not a bad looking guy at all, but my social retardedness is crippling my every chance with women. I sometimes wish I was an ugly manlet so I won't regret this shit so much.
>>28238054
We are probably half world away yet our lives are so similar
Splendid evening, isn't it?
It is 1 PM here on the best coast of amerika
Another smashing day of NEETdom
Y-Yes. Currently enjoying a nice can of the caffeinated sugary liquid jew
>>28237784
You tell me. Is it?am i doing it right i got the picture and all
>be me
>be earlier this week
>be at work
>moderately busy work day
>taking a short break, sitting away from my desk
>plain Jane coworker sits next to me
>plugs her phone in to charge
>starts doing whatever the fuck people do on those digital facehuggers
>idgaf
>suddenly a strange, musky scent reaches my nostrils
>wtf?!.jpeg
>it's a distinct smell of pussy
>is it her, or am I nuts?
>look over
>short skirt
>bare legs
>dafuq Is she going commando?
>realize I'm staring
>initialize "act normal" protocol
>"hey what's that app"
>tfw that's the closest I've gotten to a vagina in two years
>tfw I can't think of anything, but screwing her brains out since that day
>vivid images and everything
>tfw she's not even remotely good looking, 6 on her good days
Well, shit...
You're a NORMIE! A NORMIE!
>>28237777
And you're a faggot undeserving of those quads, you don't see me bitching about it.
>>28237725
>be me
>work as a guard and orderly at the mental institution
>fuck bretty hot hurse coworker at tea and lunch breaks
>got caught by senior doctor of the facility several times
>she doesn't give a fuck
>eventhough 1-3 fucks at work, still make quick faps
>got caught fapping by senior doctor
>she was outraged
WTF why???
I come to /r9k/ to see the bottom of human existence. Name a more pathetic place on the internet and I'll leave this petting zoo for the socially disabled and go there instead.
>>28237674
Buzzfeed
Oregano cum mop
>>28237746
How so?
Original cunny comment.
>>28237674
Who's that ejaculate enchanter.
>and this is our oldest son's room
I would kill for a room like that one desu senpai
>>28237654
That's not acceptable.
You clearly don't know the story behind this image.
>>28237707
enlighten me
originality sdfdslkldfsj
