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What is an anime you really wish you were in?
For me it's Hajime No Ippo
>no group of men to train a martial art with constantly
>don't develop close friendship and banter with them
>don't become the national champion of my own country
>don't have intense rivalries and respect for other competitors
I train Jiu Jitsu at my university and am starting to get pretty close with the other guys but my gym back home it's all so formal.
>>28244282
100 tfw no gf and cuck threads and neet threads and we can't discuss some feel good anime
>>28244282
That sounds gay as fuck. Why even watch anime if it isn't about cute girls?
>tfw ywn have your own personal monstergirl harem
>NEET
>Go get haircut because can't put it off any longer
>Barber asks what I "do"
>"Umm, heheh, you know, I don't really, um, y-you too"
How the fuck do I deal with this situation!? Fucking end me.
>>28244187
You just tell the barber what you usually do....?
>>28244187
What was for dinner OP tendies and pizza here, also when they ask tell them you are a programer
Get a picture of a hair style you like the look of off the internet, print it and saying "something like this please"
Remember that roastie who made a powerpoint presentation of the 13 Chads she fucked during college?
>Powerpoint Presentation
https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1h53PXfg7yFyEhgEaChKBUCWzE2tXGXf2ynKX3Fk9T7A/present?slide=id.i0
>Powerpoint document written by a Duke University senior, Karen Owen, in the format of a thesis about her sexual experiences during her time attending the university.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_Duke_University_faux_sex_thesis_controversy
Look at these fucking Chads, the world isn't fair.
>>28244153
This is some next level shit.
I wonder what possessed her to become a turbo slut for science?
>13 guys in 4 years
I know a girl who hooked up with 30 guys in a fucking semester.
>>28244153
Hey most of these guys don't even particularly "Chad". What PUAhate called Chad were guys with a neantherdal face. Most of these guys just play really popular sports in college.
And guess what? Chicks loves popular guys.
>145 IQ
>Majority German with some Irish and Scottish from Campbell Clan
>Descendant of Mauser Family
BUT I'M FUCKING 5'6" HAVE GENES TO BE FAT AND MY MUSCLE BARELY SHOWS, I HAVE NO FUCKING JAWLINE AND I CAN'T GROW FACIAL HAIR TO COVER IT AND MY DICK IS A MEASLY 6 INCHES
WHY GOD WHY
FUCK ME I WANNA DIE
I'M DRIVEN AND SMART ENOUGH TO DO LITERALLY ANYTHING I WANT BUT I'LL STILL NEVER BE RESPECTED
FUCK ME FUCK MEEEEEEE
>>28244144
sound like the average german. aryan race is just a meme
You don't 'have genes to be fat' you retard there's no such thing, just go lose some weight.
And 6 inches is average penis size for the US (where I'm assuming you are since you're a European mongrel).
Sorry about your jawline and height though.
>>28244203
That's actually wrong, genes influence how easy it is for you not to be fat.
ITT summarize a board using a single picture.
I'll start with /fit/
>r9k summed up in one pic
>/mu/
100% accurate
>tfw /fitizen
>tfw true
WILL WRITE FOR MONEY
Hey guys I'm between jobs and super hard up right now, gf went to ER had some fucking asthma attack even though she doesnt have asthma and all this shit, rent and food blah blah, point is I'm a writer and I will do whatever you want, if you want content of any kind I will do it for you and I will not rip you off, Im not looking to put a steep price on my work, I will work for whatever i can get, I cant even barely feed my damn cat, man, so it's lame
this of course is gonna include sexy shit of any kind, I don't mind that at all. In fact I'm assuming that in this board what youre gonna want is some sexy shit, so I'm prepping myself to do the best I can, been practicing the past few days and getting back into writing and not reading the stuff, though usually i write other things i've read plenty and will try my best to make it good, yes?
>>28244088
>will write for money
>writes like an 8th grader on a Ritalin bender
Have you considered waiting tables?
>>28244160
I'm looking for a job, man, but it ain't the easiest thing out here
You want a sample? I WILL give you mother fuckers a sample if you want a sample, i will do it JUST ASK AND I WILL FUCKING DO IT
>just go up to her and say hi. trust me it works.
normie advice:
>just b urself :^)
>mfw
can i tell her about the many times you've told me you cheated on her?. and that you dont really love her, you're just a pussy who is literally scared of the dark and being alone
i know chad, he's a fag
>>28244082
That face looks fake. Some uncanny valley shit. Airbrushed? Hair doesn't behave like that IRL? The tone of his skin? He's glowing?
GTFO with this shit.
Plus, even if a guy with those looks was a legitimate autist, he'd still fuck up interactions with girls even though they'd be throwing themselves at him.
"Go up to her and say hi" is correct, that's the only way to have any chance of success (the first step)
"Trust me it works" is something no one says because it's retarded and all guys, even Chads, know this
>just be yourself bro confidence is all you need
Is there a bigger fucking lie?
Why is le confidence meme always the go to answer for dating advice? Why do people feel the need to lie?
>>28243966
the unstated assumption is that you will be attempting to date women on your level.
in that case, then "just be confident" is correct.
If you just be confident and approach 3/10s because you're also a 3/10 then you will get success eventually
if you don't want to date 3/10s then raise your level to 5/10 through self improvement
>>28243966
Confidence works. It's just hard to pull off if you've got no reason to be confident. Some people who don't have a tangible reason to be confident can delude themselves into being confident. The rest of us end up here.
just world fallacy. normies can't handle the fact that ugly people will never have as good of a life as beautiful people, it scares them that random chance has such a large impact on one's success. they lie to themselves and think if they were born a midget they'd still get mad pussy cuz of their shining personalities (that they don't actually have)
>tfw Hank will never be your father
any wandering /co/mrades know this feel?
>tfw hank is your father
Sucks to be you, OP
>>28243907
>tfw you will never have a strict, conservative father that has morals and cares about his family, preserving family values, and helping people out, like Hank
what a feel
>ywn be Hank's good son that will help him sell propane and propane accessories
Dale is the true robot father though
What does /r9k/ think of the I spit on your grave movies? How does it feel seeing women get their revenge against men?
Toasti roastie smells like anchovies
Still haven't seen the newest one.
>>28243943
Get tortured like the man you are
Kalamazoo Stout is best Bells
>tfw been out of practice socially for so long I get drunk before I talk to my parents on the phone so I don't stutter or sound strange
>>28243896
I like the Expedition Stout and Third Coast Old Ale as well by them, but this is my favorite by them I can find and drink often.
>>28245271
Awww yeah
You need to get some Black Note Stout. Expedition Stout + Double Cream Stout, aged 6 months in Bourbon Barrels.
Two Hearted and Oatsmobile are also gr8
what do you guys do when your depressed?
Im currently listening to k-on songs loudly whilst getting drunk
>>28243859
I try to watch a really good movie, or play some Dota. Anything complex enough to take my mind off my life bullshit.
>>28243859
wow jesus man you have reached some dankness levels
I try to think of what happened to make me depressed in an effort to prevent it from happening again. This usually involves me finding a quiet area to ignore/drown out the outside world.
>assume the position, bitchboi.
>>28243838
uh-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-uh-oh-i
sure, m-mistress Salma Hayek
Is that Diana troi?
How do you not fap at least three times a day? If I haven't busted a nut within the past 5 hours I have to consciously resist the urge to do so. I want to cut down and have more desire to hit on girls, but constantly being horny while knowing there is no possible way to legally fuck someone is unbearable.
I don't want to go full nofap, but keep it in moderation, like once a day or so. As of right now it's taking everything in my power to not start wanking it.
>>28243811
Really? Everything?
>>28243811
Castration works wonders
My medication makes it a lot less enjoyable.
Should I tell my girlfriend that I have a cuckold fetish or should I take it to the grave? Will she lose respect for me if I tell her? I'm excited by the idea of it, but I don't think I could ever do it in real life.
Bumper fucking roo
>>28243798
Watch cuckold porn with her without telling her what you think. Some day she'll figure out and will offer herself if she really wants to please you.
>>28244215
OP here.
I just admitted it to her after she pestered me about it for an hour...here's the kicker though...she assumed that I want to be the bull and fuck other people's wives /gf's! Lol..I didn't have the heart to explain the truth.
