>mfw I found out my 6x5 dick is actually considered pretty big
>>28245974
>6x5
Is your dick a fucking rectangle?
>>28246306
Are you really that fucking stupid
>>28245974
Okay. Cool. /thread /blog
she just msgd me on tinder what do?
>>28245948
I can see the lack of intelligence on that kid
>>28245948
do your part in society and raise that child as if it were your own
>>28245948
nice copypasta, fag
oregano
who /going off the deep end/ here?
>>28245853
>the mania's klcking in
>>28245853
>literally working myself to death and have become more withdrawn at wageslave job
>drinking no longer numbs anything
>blood pressure is up
>go to bed every night wishing I was normal
>>28245966
do your coworkers hate you?
There's an idea. How do you define good and evil.Why don't you point that dominator you're holding at me?
>>28245833
>Filipina wolf bitch.png
Ahahahahaha no Filipina girls are the most vile, nasty ass human beings you'll ever meet, and they all have mustaches. Trust me they're everywhere here.
>>28245833
>that filname
I don't even know what to say...
He's the only reason I watched that anime.
>"Mhhhh Anon, thanks for buying me dinner tonight, I love the way this taco tastes.... say, you feel like coming back to my place and getting a taste of MY taco??"
>>28245817
Na, you're not very attractive to me
>>28245845
*runs away naruto style*
>>28245817
That's disgusting. I'm never putting my face near a females vaginal again. Why can't chicks just have dicks?
What finals did you fail?
A&P for this robot.
>>28245773
>A&P
what is this?
I failed my multivariable calc final
>>28245799
anatomy and physiology
Source: Google
>>28245773
linear algebra.
>dropped my mark from 95 to 80
JUST
>May 1st, 2016
>33% of the year is over
>4chan will merge with Google this year
Did you accomplish anything? How are those new years resolutions doing?
Same here anon, same here.
>>28245709
>33% of your life is over
Career-wise robot here.
24 y/o
Went to Uni 4 years
Got ASA, MAAA, MSPA actuarial exams
Make 110k a year as retirement actuary
AMA
>>28245503
>retirement actuary
this sounds like it might literally be the most boring job in the world
I hope you enjoy what you do anon
>>28245503
Is actuary work even more soul-sucking than accounting?
>>28245570
>>28245580
It's soul sucking.
It's boring.
But when i get a massive check at the end of the two weeks, it's pretty amazing, especially since I'm 24 and probably gonna make around 200k within the next 20 years
FEMBOT FEELS
>tfw you cheated on your wagecuck bf with a NEET
Worth it he had a huge dick
>>28245459
Fucking bitch, girls like you are the reason /r9k/ hates women. Hope he dumps your trashy ass
>>28245459
pls stop bullying wageslaves, we just want to work so we can afford to live..
>>28245480
this
if you dont hate women you are scum.
Okay robots my friend left his phone unlocked so I decided to mess around and see his web history, recent texts and so forth. Then I decided to check his recent calls. Turns out last night he spent about 45 minutes on the phone with suicide hotline. How should I discuss this with him?
>>28245409
Talk about how great life is and how stupid people are to kill themselves.
>>28245409
Talk about how great life is and how stupid people are to kill themselves.
I dunno though, because if he truly wants to die, why torture him by keeping him alive? Two sides of the same coin.
Tell him to be himself and that suicide is for weak pussies OP
>join dating site
>not to actually use it for dating, just to prove to myself if i'm an ugly shit or not by seeing if women will click me
>it's been 3 days
>nobody has viewed my profile
Guess I was right about being an ugly shit pham
>>28245389
it's not just that you are an ugly shit, its more because you are a man. you could go for years and a women would never message first on a dating site, they have no reason to do so
>>28245389
Register as a female OP, you'll understand why. All your experiment proves is you're not Adonis.
>make a meetme
>tons of gay dudes message me offering sex and fat girls liking my pics
>delete it next day
I'm 23. Didn't realize how old I was. Thats all thats left
I've been awake for 30 hours, I need to go at least 5 more. How do
Set you house on fire.
>>28245345
Energy drinks.If you have a heart attack keep going it makes it better
>>28245345
Why are you staying up this much? Are you making a tulpa?
Also just make sure you're never comfortable. Don't sit. Don't lay down.
>"You should go gay, maybe you'll find someone then."
>"Being bi just doubles your chance of getting a date!"
>"Hey man, I don't judge if you're gay or whatever, you do you."
So I fucked up and fell for the whole "bi/gay" meme that normies spew like the above examples.
DO NOT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE.
Men are just as bad as women, but in their own ways.
>Hypersexual, like women with Chads; men...
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I guess this was the wrong board to post this to.
I guess /r9k/ really is only about memes.
>>28245319
>You fell for the gaygen masc meme
You need a femboy senpai. One of us would love to take care of you I bet.
>>28245319
Too bad you didn't fall for the wizard meme.
Comfy as fuck not dealing with any of that faggotry.
What's going to happen to Chris when Barb dies?
depends..
does he make enough from sonichu shit to disqualify him from government gibmedats
>>28245413
No, he gets his "monthly tugboat"
Hes internet famous, im jealous of him.
He even has a room full of toys and everyone gives him so much attention.
And he gets neetbux so he should be ok.
Im envious of chrischan. Eggman too. They seem to have it all. More than me at least.
What does that make me?
Then I feel bad for thinking i deserve better than them or at least the same as them. Why should I think that? Why do I look at them and think "must be a loser" what does that say about me. And in fact they arent losers so maybe I do deserve less.
Idk anon.
Why is Futa so popular these days ?
>>28245306
bumparinoplolo
Why am I getting so sick these days? Fever, once again. Weak, once again.
Side-effect from certain "underground" media and tendencies becoming more popular/normalized and therefore more exposed, or viceversa.
Generally, people learn about kinky thing, people feel special for it and then urge themselves to like it -whatever the outcome might be-, contributing to its exposition in the process.