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>"Did you enjoy your birthday Anon? Promise? Good, I'm glad. I mean I put a lot of thought into today. I figured you weren't a huge fan of surprises so I was worried you'd sort of be reluctant to go for a picnic and stuff. Did you like your presents? Oh no, I wasn't...I mean I know you appreciate them, I just didn't know if you'd find them weird or something. Well I'm glad you had a fun day Anon, because I really really did. And I hope it made up for all those other birthdays you spent by yourself. Goodnight Anon, I love you with all my heart."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwjQYe6h0TY ]
>>28240269
Too sweet for me, 6/10
>>28240269
Is that a real girl.
>tfw my birthday was a couple of days ago and i sat around on here and didnt hear from or speak to anybody, like every other day
At what point in your life did you realize that you were never going to fit in with society?
For me it was the summer after 8th grade when I was seeing everyone around me doing fun things and spending time together while I sat alone in my room playing video games
After that I just kind of had a breakdown and cut off everyone in my life
>>28240207
God damn it man that picture gives me the worst fucking feels.
I wish this was all a dream and I could just go back to being a kid during the summertime
On topic though: it was probably about when I was 10ish, that's when the kids stopped caring about things like games and started caring about dating and shit, from there on I was just kind of distant from everybody because I was un-dateable and I just wanted to play vidya or watch TV not discuss ass sizes of the girls in class
by 7th grade I had been so disconnected from society that I didn't even know how to engage in fucking conversation anymore
>>28240314
Don't worry m8 we'll all wake up one day
>>28240207
The 9th grade.
>be me on band trip to ny, ny
>staring up at the stars on a boat cruse around liberty island asking myself how long I'd be alone
>had just stopped over eating at the buffet bellow deck
>tfw cool gay chick was trying to get me to dance with the others when I was eating
>didn't know how to dance so I refused as usual
Basically then, on the boat. It was a very fun trip (lasted all of spring break), but I've been melancholly ever since the 9th grade.
>the only time I've been out of FL.I suck at telling stories for some reason.
>one shot at life
>not american
>>28240191
Nice post mary
>>28240191
>one shot at life
>american
>>28240191
Obscure facebook memes are the best desu senpai
My country, Brazil, is LITERALLY a meme factory. There are so many meme pages that the country is drowning in memes.
The only thing that i'm proud of my country btw
This is it boys. Tonight is my fate.
I am FINALLY going to a party. inb4 "gtfo normalfag" no Im autistic, im a KHV.
Theres a party tonight with like 10 guys and 10 girls and 2 of the girls are absolutely beautiful and I am making it my mission to hit on them as much as I can since I can hide behind alcohol. Ive rarely gone to parties, especially with babes.
If I leave tonight as I came: I will come back and give some money away then just check out of earth.
Tonight.
>>28240136
Look forward to feeling great tonight and totally empty tomorrow.
House party? Where at op?
>>28240136
Good luck OP! you can do it
>ywn eat Kanbaru's sweaty ass and pussy out
Why even live?
Iktfb
Her sweat must smell good.
>>28240475
If there was ever any reason for me to watch the gataris she would be it.
>>28240499
You've got good taste. Monkey best girl.
How often do you lads change your underwear?
My parents make fun of me for changing every day
>>28239992
I change it almost everyday. is it that weird?
your parents are degenerates if they don't change their fucking underwear everyday.
>don't remember the last time I changed my underwear
Only normies are affraid of this book and what it depicts. For us it's literally the best thing. The basic idea behind all was that they wanted to advance the human race into something that is not dependent on love or sex. They wanted to make a robot society with no normies or normies conditioned to be robots.
What can we do to make this a reality?
>>28239951
>gets assigned a wife
>wife dies
>isn't allowed a new wife
Sounds fun
>>28239951
>wanting the government to spy on everything you do
The whole lack of love thing wasn't the purpose of big brother, it was a consequence to maintain control.
>>28239951
>muh winston
>muh dystopia
>muh sex in the bushes
How bad has your genetics fucked you?
>vitiligo all over my body (pic related)
>cystic acne on my face and all over my back
>eye bags
>weak jaw and chin
>feminine lips and eyes
>wide hips and narrow waist
Not genetics, but I inherited on of the worse diseases on the planet.
I would honestly take all of the stuff you're dealing with, Op, if it meant I wouldn't have to take meds for the rest of my life.Except the acne on the face, kek
>>28240035
Care to share what disease you have?
>>28239934
My pinky finger is crooked and can't stretch out.
I have eczema behind my ears, and sometimes around mydickor on the inside of my elbows.
At least I'm 6ft3
how to fix droopy eyelids?
>>28239828
I'm 100% white and I also have this issue. Pls help
>>28239869
>implying pic related is me
>>28239828
sleep more? lol cuk
Social anxiety thread/online dating thread.
>mfw I waited FIVE MONTHS to double message
>it's been constantly bugging me to do such so I couldn't take it anymore
>>28239816
Are you a fembot or gay?
>>28239816
hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahah OH GOD OP
why would you continue the sentence? Why not just start a whole new thought??
>>28240661
I'm a 46 year old black woman.
>be me
>last night
>get drunk
>end up screaming at my mother, who is a good person and provides me with everything, over how badly I want to die and how she should let me
>she starts blaming herself and feeling guilty, this fucking INFURIATES ME because WHO GIVES A FUCK, THIS LIFE IS A FUCKING JOKE
>conversation ends with her telling me to get medicated
FUCK EVERYTHING
FUCK
FUCK
I don't want to actually do it on such a guilt-ridden, unwarranted hissy fit shitty faggot-like note, but this feels like the end of the line
There is no solution. There are no right choices. Everything is a wrong choice for someone.
Anywho, you think it'd be fucked up if I went and saw a movie or went for a long walk or something to lift my spirits, or should I stew in guilt for a little longer for being a spoiled, ungrateful little faggot? Either way death seems like it's impending because I can't wait for her to die.
Also post stories related to snapping at parents or discussing suicidal feelings or anything like that if you want. P-Please tell me I'm not alone.
Tell her what you think then, why are you posting this? Tell her you want her to die too, she will stop feeling guilty.
eh, for me it was usually a long talk out, which ended with everyone crying and the promise of things getting betterstill feel like killing myself, I don't really think that urge will ever go away. It may not be always that strong, but it'll be always there
one day I'm going to let my parents down, and my mother is already a psychological wreck herself, wouldn't be surprised if she offed herself after me.
>>28239852
But I don't want her to die
I just want for her to forget that I ever existed
We used to be pretty close, and I was pretty straight up about how we're not anymore and I've been rotting from the inside out for so long that I'm not even the person she was clinging to to begin with anymore.
Fuck this. I don't want to hurt anyone yet I keep doing it, which makes me want to kill myself more, which makes me hurt people more, in an endless fucking downwards spiral.
>You used to be al-right what happened?
It left a bad taste in my mouth so I blue pilled myself
New radiohead album dropping tomorrow, calling it now
>>28239784
alright or alt-right?
>the girl you really like will be going to college soon and getting fucked by Chad
How do I cope with this?
>>28239666
Iktf anon. Except for the fact that she will go to australia getting fucked by their local chads.
I guess either taking action or just getting over it are the only options
Posting pictures of cartoon frogs on 4chan is probably your best bet.
>>28240303
Shut up, g-goddamn normie
Can we have a NEET/tendies greentext thread?
McDonalds sells 20 chicken nuggets for 5 dollars
>>28239620
lol i drew that
>>28239702
How many good boy points is that? I'm almost out
Do women prefer rejecting men, denying them entry as the gatekeepers of sex. Or do they prefer to fuck the 1% tall handsome men? Which is more pleasant for women?
>>28239602
they prefer to fuck the 1% tall handsome men
>>28239622
Very possible, but what if the rejected guy is just the top 10%?
>>28239602
Women can keep their legs closed all they want. Men will just perfect virtual sex, making women wholly obsolete.
They're literally digging their own graves.
