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>tfw 21 and can't grow facial hair
JUST
>>28243032
>31 and can't grow facial hair
>can't even get sideburns
>still look 17
HOW BOUT YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP, HUH
>can grow a godly beard
>no one to show it off to
It's all relative I guess
>>28243067
why haven't you gone trap mode?
Omg I did it bros!
For anyone that cares, I'm the robot from
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28037417/
Since that one guy asked for an update, and I'm brimming with happiness, I thought I'd share (even though most of you don't care or you'll get mad at me, you guys are my friends and I want to share)
I took her out to the zoo and we had an amazing time! She was really affectionate and cuddly with me, and we ended up kissing a lot/making out. :)))
I'm so happy guys, it finally looks like I'll be able to get a qt virgin 18 year old gf after all.
God speed your quest robots, there is hope
I guess I'm a bit naive for expecting any replies to this sort of thread. If it were me I'd feel like anon was just rubbing >tfwnogf in my face. Sorry guys.
>>28243073
>>28242952
I HOPE SHE'S A WHORE AND YOU CATCH HER SUCKING JAMAL'S COCK WHILE TYRONE FUCKS HER ASS AND CHAD IS BALLS DEEP IN HER ROASTIE CUNT DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE QT 18 YO VIRGINS DON'T EXIST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28242952
Congrats on making it senpai
>mfw uncle works at nintendo
I suck ten dicks a day.
>tfw dad works for sega
>tfw dad made zelda
>If you'd been a dog
>They would've drowned you at birth
If there was a god, he would make you eat your children and castrate you.
Creating life is only for Gods chosen..not for you brain dead cattle
All these thom yorke threads got me spooked about him dying.
>ambition makes you look pretty ugly
>kicking and squealing Gucci little piggy
i used to get beat up daily by a group of girls........
>>28242803
People on 4chan keep calling me autistic.
Suicide lad, it's your only hope
This is /r9k/; isn't it practically a requirement to have been bullied to be a robot?
Post happy positive images until someone gets dubs, then post sad feels images.
Happiest image i got
I hope I don't get the dubs
Get. This is also what I have to offer.
Does anyone else feel like this shitty life we're in is just the waiting room to the actual good life we will get after this?
There is no better life
This is the reality
that would be pretty cool but, wishful thinking
If you believe that, just shoot yourself and the head and skip ahead.
If you want to get over your tranny,trap, cuckolding, erectile dysfunction, sissy or femdon fetishes.
Just stop looking at porn.
Dont watch it
Dont look at any images
Within a week youll be cured
By all means, fap but literally use your imagination
This is your last hope senpai
>that image
where's the joke? I don't understand
I cant want too
Now im in a relationship of 8 months with some autistic fetishal guy
not everyone will be cured within a week OP
Does a girl like when someone runs their tongue from her pussy all the way around and up her buttcrack and back again?
>>28242650
>where are my keys
All I can think of looking at this image.
Man that's gross.
I wonder if I could gross a girl out by rolling my foreskin up and down.
>>28242650
you should only freely swap between ass and pussy if she's showered and washed thoroughly, and never go in the ass and back to pussy unless she's had an enema
it can be very nice for the girl, but if she isn't clean like mentioned above then there's a significant chance of her getting cystitis
licking is somewhat less risky than fucking as you can imagine; if you're doing anal then make sure you get the pussy out of the way first before you go on to her ass, or you'll be getting none for a week while her infection clears up
then again, why not ask this girl if she likes it or not? if she doesn't know then ask if she wants to find out, then go accordingly
>>28242650
I can barely get 3 fingers in a girls pussy when I eat her out A WHOLE HAND IS A HUGE ASS PUSSY
>tfw headache
what have I done to deserve this
I'm praying for you, anon. :(
Please get better.
>>28242779
The prayers don't seem to work ;_;
but thanks for your efforts
Wow, youre a pussy lol
Is it gay to want to be a cute trap?
thats got to be a shop
and
>yes
>>28242585
No it's perfectly normal. I do as well.
>>28242585
It is only gay if you feel attracted to the same sex. No matter if you see yourself as a trap or not. Simple, isn't it? A boy can be more feminine than a girl, but that doesn't mean he is gay.
Ask a drunk robot anything
>>28242554
shawty what u drank?
>>28242554
you watched the erik andre show?
>>28242574
vodka
>>28242591
Like one epsiode but I forget it
Any other great books for the socially retarded?
how to talk to anyone
/How-to-Talk-to-Anyone/9780722538074
go to book depository and add that, they deliver worldwide with free shipping
>>28242767
>Actually buying self help books
you fucks seem to think we broken. look how you faggots try to convince us the grass is greener, when we no its all a stage fake smile shit show.
i hope we all get nuked and you eat your children. you forked tongue heathens.
Legitmate question
Should I get Tinder? Is it exclusively for hook-ups? Is it worth it?
Its pretty neat but you have to know how to game it right as a robot.
If you are good looking with no care for anonymity then its even easier and will get you laid within a week.
Didn't work for me, might work for you
Never tried it because I don't have a real fb.
I've had some luck with okc and poc though. Word of warning, only about 1 out of every 100 conversations would yield real world results. So have patience.
I did manage to bang a few broads that we're completely out of my league though. Give it a shot
Is the boyfriend of a camgirl considered a cyber-cuck?
>>28242453
No because nobody's actually getting physically fucked, maybe half cuck if she's getting enjoyment/stimulation off the text bullshit, she's enjoying it. But no, no cuck.
>>28242453
Yes, the boyfriend would be a cuck. The patrons of the camgirl are also cucks, though.
>>28242504
No
Original copy of The Getaway with the copyright logo on the white van instead of the re-release with a generic logo on the side of the van comment.
![pooh-sticks[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9NUXurV.jpg "pooh-sticks[1]")
