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This girl has had more success with the other sex than you could possibly hope for.
Even with her deformity, she is gorgeous and sould reject your advances.
How does this make you feel nigga?
>becoming white is a deformity
Fuck this lucky bitch
>>28231765
>when yo credit score go up
>>28231765
We live in a day and age where the disabled, minorities and people with especially women are more socially included and accepted as being better than less attractive more socially awkward white men
Not that suprising t b h
how do you get a better face without plastic surgery?
assuming no acne and not fat
You cant really change your face without undergoing surgery, the best tip is just to lose weight. But you are already skinny so...
You don't have acne & aren't fat, how bad can it be?
Features different from the norm aren't a bad thing.
get some sun
who here /obese/?
6'1 and I'm 198 pounds, 14 stone which is 90kg.
heart disease here I come. Only 18 too.
im 80kg and lean at only 5'7
try lifting some weights brah
(this wont turn you into a normie though)
>>28231822
I'd still be fat though, I want to shred my fat off.
>>28231822
fuck off outta here, manlet
Clean your room, /r9k/. I've recently cleaned mine, and holy shit, I feel so much better. There really is a joy in tossing out shit you never needed.
I ain't no NEET or anything but my room has always been a mess, since high school.
so, if you're reading this, clean your fucking room holy shit,
do your whole house or apartment if you can too goddamn
i get this feel, cleaned my room today, feels so much fucking better
>>28231871
yeah i dunno what it is
i mean my room wasn't even that dirty just removing some clutter and freeing space on the desk just really feels good
>>28231744
Yeah it actually feels good to do something and feel productive
I just farted and let a "spoonful" in my pants, and it was completely colorless, odorless and tasteless. Basically just pure water. Is this normal?
You probably ate some wonky shit that turned into watery goo in your guts
>>28231683
You are pooping your intestinal track's mucus. If there is no blood then it's probably ok
Tasteless? What the fuck, why did you even check for that?
Whats the most disturbing, bizarre, sick or just interesting in a messed up way, story about other people do you know? Share in this thread.
The ones that currently pop up in my head:
>friend of the person telling me this story
>supposedly a closet homo but most people already know it
>the guy wants to have sex with a shemale prostitute and wants to suck its dick
>finally finds one and goes along with it
>the prostitute is also a gypsie
>another guy that i casually know
>has some kind of mental disorder, probably schizophrenia
>describes himself as a 'nazi punk'
>had sex with his mother
>disgusting slut normie girl is in my friend's circle
>literally the most disgusting person I know
>she and her (moderately more responsible) roommate go out and get drunk as shit every night and fuck random guys
>one night they got hammered, started making a pizza and passed out with it in the oven, they were woken up by the fire department with their entire kitchen charred to a crisp
>another night I was at my friend's place playing Mario Kart when she stumbled in with her roommate and lied down next to me on the couch
>she passes out and there are like 6 people having a conversation and playing Mario Kart around her passed out body
>all of the sudden we hear a hissing sound and something starts dripping off the couch
>she literally pissed herself right next to where I was sitting
>her friend wakes her up and takes her to the bathroom
>she's so drunk she doesn't even understand she pissed herself, she even comes back from the bathroom and sits right in her own piss
>get up and leave immediately, I don't want any of this shit
>same disgusting whore has unprotected sex with some douchebag they picked up at a bar
>gets pregnant
>she initially says she's going to have the kid even though she doesn't know the father
>goes to the OB/GYN, turns out she's pregnant with twins
>immediately decides to get a (double) abortion
>mfw I see her
fucking disgusting whore
I'm cracking up at the fact that there's a website dedicated to cumming on yoga pants called CumOnYogaPants.com
Anyway I don't have much. Some acquaintance I went to high school with killed his gf, stuffed her in his closet and played WoW for three days straight before the cops raided his place and found the body.
Also I met a guy at a party who fell asleep on the train tracks a week later and got rekt. Dude was pretty chill too, kinda sad.
>>28231639
>that webm
thats hot as fuck breh!
Why do cute girls make this face when you're around?
Because they are disgusted at your mere existence
>>28231603
>accidently make eye contact with someone
>they quickly roll their eyes up and away and jerk their head as far in the opposite direction as possible
>repeat hundreds of time every single day
I don't like going outside much
>necklace
help me
>been a robot my entire life
>live in my own apartment
>finally get a gf
>her apartment catched on fire half a year ago
>she's living with me at my place 24/7
>she loves it.
here's where the problem though
Because she's around ALL THE TIME. I literally have no privacy. I haven't watched porn in weeks and it's driving me fucking insane.
She gets jealous, sometimes mad whenever I look at ANY picture of a good looking naked woman.
I mean, the sex is alright, she gives me head whenever I want and she gives me sevrial suprise blowjobs every now and then too.
But I miss fapping to anal porn.
I miss fapping to 2D traps.
I miss leaning back with my dick in the air and just entering what ever thread and looking at any picture I desired.
Sometimes I fap in the shower because that's the only "alone" time I get when she's here.
I don't wanna leave her because of >I want to be free again and watch tons of porn.
what do? anyone else had these feelings?
>>28231523
Are you actually nostalgic for NEETdom?
You should probably realize that this is insane
>I don't wanna leave her because of >I want to be free again and watch tons of porn.
You made your bed, now lie in it.
>>28231548
>the grass on the other side is greener
Let's set up an /adv/ raid.
That board shouldn't even be there, full of post prime cock carousel rider sluts who tell anons that "looks don't matter" and 30 yo bluepill white knight cucks telling to "man up and be don't spergie".
>>28231512
Motivator here, what's going down Brobots?
So you basically want them to come here instead?
Let's kill them all, they never figured out revelance and cloud, even called us pioners when really we were pride of tears.
You all realize that none of you have any right to complain, right?
The very fact you're able to browse and post on this website means you're not really depressed/mentally-ill/whatever excuse you tell yourself for why you're a fuck up.
At the fucking MOST you might have a mild case of Anxiety, but even that is just because you're a baby who needs attention but doesn't want responsibility.
So why?
Why do you pretend? Does it feel better to create false positive cases that just make it more difficult for actually depressed and mentally ill people to be believed and get the treatment they need?
All I see is niggas dying fast
The sound of a gun blast
Then watch the hurst past
Just another day in the life 'G'
Gotta step lightly cause cops tried to snippe me
The catch, they don't wanna stop at the brother man
But then they'll have an accident and pick up another man
I went to the bank to cash my cheque
Here is what you haven't considered if your not baiting:
The human brain is incomprehensibly complicated. So considering how different humans can be on the surface (hair colour, skin colour etc.) it shouldn't be any wonder that we all have different brains, different ways of thinking, and different processes our brains use.
No one is perfect. The way peoples brains work is what they were born with, and it's up to them to go through life how they see fit.,
So yes, there are people who are severely depressed, have anxiety etc. That's just how life works.
Yes I'm drunk.
>>28231527
>Yes I'm drunk.
Really? I never would have guess, what with the retarded shit you spout in your post.
My answer, as a somewhat normie, to this question in another thread:
I've been browsing this board for a while, although I've never been part of the "target audience". Had my share of social issues, problems, whatever. I got out of them. What gets me every time I come in here, what makes me relish the chance to make you all a little bit more miserable with my actions and words, is how much you bathe yourself in hatred, negativity, how you ridicule all others with your shibboleths and absurd preconceptions about life, people and social interactions. I've rarely seen someone on here define himself by something positive - and by that I mean, not just by hating something, but by doing/expressing interest in anything. Now I understand this isn't an interest board, but there is nothing else on here, nothing but the tireless, systematic negation of life (meaning, the things that make it up, not the rejection of being alive y'all expose all day long, which you're more than entitled to). I've seen plenty of threads were people brag about how their interests and passions are esoteric and would scare normies off, but nobody actually brought anything in the discussion. You've made beasts out of yourself, and didn't even manage to get rid of the pain of being a man, to paraphrase Thompson. Furthermore, the way you use language tarnishes the soul. Literally. You can't think beyond the horizon your vocabulary grants you, and you've expunged anything but the basest, stalest memes. You appear to be unable to think or talk about anything if not through them, and you're unwilling to change the fact. Maybe in the future I'll spend some effort trying to help people on this board, as yes, I can relate to you and feel bad for how you are doing, but as far as I'm concerned, now, you succedeed in turning yourselves into villains (the edgy, misunderstood kind of course) and I'm happy to play my part as the oppressive, happy normie bastard.
>>28231459
How long did it take you to type that? Inb4 404
>>28231604
10 minutes. ESL a shit
>>I've rarely seen someone on here define himself by something positive
That's a good point. I suppose that's why we're not in /lit/, in /mu/, or in similar boards. This is a fucking board made for self-pity. We don't really want to get out of here, to have interests, to do things, to find a gf, to have a social life, to live happily. Self complaining is much more fascinating.
> be me, last night
> parents out getting drunk, left me with 3 siblings
> 8 year old is cool; lets call him "L"
> 5 year old is a dipshit (we'll get to that later) let's call him "Dipshit" just because
> 4 year old is normal (annoying but hey he's 4) lets call him "Q"
> I turn on cartoons and head into the garage go smoke pot (a must have if you're watching these fuckers)
> come back 10 minutes later and begin making dinner: spaghetti
> I check up on them halfway through, but Dipshit is nowhere to be found
> maybe Scotty beamed him up IDK
> all of a sudden L begins screaming bloody fucking murder
> run into living room and see something I'll never forget
> Dipshit made a fucking NOOSE
> I diddly-dandy fuck you not he made a noose
> but it gets better
> let me give you a clue
> I got a kitten a week ago from a friend
> she's dangling BY THE NECK FROM A DOORKNOB
> I get her before she completely gets all oxygen flow cut off
> call parents and inform them professionally that their spawn is a psychopath
> ask if I can hit Dipshit
> No, Anon
> hang up and kick his ass for hanging my kitten
Sounds like a future serial killer
How do you expect not to give kids at least a small hit if he is going to do such a thing!? The kid has to realize what happens if you do something without thinking!
>>28231501
Yep. He's not "all there". IMO I think he's slow or something; possibly a sociopath, due to the LARGE amount of times he's pulled shit like this and never learned (or gave a shit) from his mistakes.
Be honest /r9k/, would you fuck her?
>>28231368
Post girldick and boipucci pics else I can't be sure.
She's hiding all the goodies under that blouse.
>>28231368
>Her
But in all honesty.......no
>>28231368
> her
you know this is just another attempt by him to attract boyfriend free girls right?
>your age
>what do you think is the ideal age difference between man and wife
>>28231338
It doesnt matter what I think but what society thinks.
But I seen many times that this number isnt a constant but a variable set between the factors money(man) and beauty(woman).
my dad is 8 years older than my mum
65 and 57
going on 35+ years of marriage.
>24
>Within 10 years
My girlfriend is 28.
>>28231284
We should just put blacks in asian countries.
Or vice versa
>>28231284
But Japan was doing fine before WW2. It has nothing to do with femininity and more to do with not being able to express their masculinity through imperial conquests
>>28231284
Another beta white only have their skin color and whatever they're born with to 'compete'. No one cares. Speak all you want about non whites, see if that gets you a girl tomorrow.
What makes white societies more successful than asian ones?
I'm not one of you /pol/tards, but every white country that isn't poor and shitty is letting in millions of refugees that want to bring the world back to the middle ages. Meanwhile japan is homogenous and super successful.
By /pol/ standards wouldn't all those white countries that have millions of refugees be unsuccessful?
