Is there anything more destructive than female sexuality?
>>28228348
What the fuck. This bitch scares me
>>28228348
That pic was so much hotter without the fake cum.
>>28228348
Yes. Male ambition. The most ambitious men out there are the most dangerous to society.
>get in bed comfy
>immediately have to take a shit
baka
>>28228285
>roll back out of bed
>take a shit
>clean
>sit in computer chair and boot up random game
EVERY TIME
>>28228285
>take a shit
>wipe
>wash hands
>suddenly have to take a shit again
>>28228344
pajeet my son, yuo should always poo in loo
Do fourms exist aside 4chan without established circlejerks?
I cant enjoy anything with people sucking eachother's dick 24/7 for likes. I cant enjoy anything where my opinion is discarded simply for not being in the "in-group".
>>28228227
In 4chan people's opinions are thrown away for not being in the in group. It's just this in group is a lot different than most other in groups. You're a fucking retard for not realizing that
Such things were plentiful in the Internet of yesteryear. I'm sorry you missed it. Those were good times.
>>28228227
Why are you not part of the "in group"?
There are plenty of boards here I'm sure you could find your in group.
What do you robots write on your Tinder profiles?
You take the blue pill: nothing happens and you wake up in your bed.
You take the red pill and I show you how deep your butthole goes.
Literally:
i'm 187cm. my heights the only postive going for me. other than that i'm a piece of shit.
my hobbies include drinking copious amounts of cough syrup, swallowing painkillers, listening to death grips, wasting away my socially broken life, smoking weed and staying in my room. you know what they say. be yourself. :^)
i've already got 50+ matches after 2 days
>>28228179
Sick.
You got that edgy vibe going on. What kinds of chicks are into that?
Biologically speaking, what are the advantages of a larger penis?
>>28228097
>longer penis
>thicker penis
>ejaculates sperm CLOSER to the uterus, increases chances of inpregnation
>thickness increases chance of sperm not slipping out as much
>feels better to women and makes them want to fuck you more, so you are more likely to impregnate them
>>28228130
Chinese and Indians make up 1/3rd of the world yet they have the smallest dicks
Checkmate
>>28228161
and yet Chinese and Indian women prefer white men with big dicks more than their own men
>inb4 the black dick meme
Saturday and it's a ghost town here. Have the normies left or any one else lamenting there life alone in bed
Am I a normie if I'm lamenting life alone in bed but posting on my phone?
>>28228034
Im here anon.source of your pic?
>>28228057
are you a normie
>>28228058
Hi sorry for the late reply, don't know where the pic is from, I picked randomly
364 days left. In 364 days, I'll be happy or dead.
So you'll be dead then.
Might as well do it then. You know how us robots work.
>>28228043
Loneliness is what's really killing us. I changed. I really changed. I became sociable, handsome and fit. But I'm still alone. I am friendly with everyone, but I have no friends. Girls stare at me, but I couldn't feel love for some whore. They're hollow, everyone is hollow, everybody fucking cares about look and nothing else, they live like animals, we're monkeys wrapped in suits begging for the approval of others. But I see that. You understand ? The problem is in my head. It's the...
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i'm a fucking IDIOT. i had a rare holographic trading card that sells for $60-100 that i was gonna sell on eBay for some $$$. however, it's curled a bit over time (typical for foil cards) so I thought I'd try to flatten it out a bit. Followed a youtube tutorial for doing so (lots of views, not a troll vid) and now the card has some fucked up weird ripple at the top. it's undoubtedly beyond worthless now :((
FUCKING KILL ME REEEEEEE
>>28227857
loloriginall1llll
I love reading threads like this so much. I love reading about people going through the difficulties of life and just bizzare scenarios like this. Makes me feel good knowing that people are not giving up and still going through with it all.
>>28227942
glad i could help. really, in the long run, $60-100 isn't that much money. just knowing that i did something so dumb to destroy something of value is what really stings. :(
>grandmother died
>she left me 5 grand
>i have literally nothing to spend it on
>i have no friend to socialise with
>i have no gf to holiday with
>i have no hobbies outside of sitting on my fat arse messing about the computer
thanks nan
>>28227838
Sorry to hear anon, but you should find something to invest it in.
Save some more money to buy a flat and rent it to people. Safest way of investing.
I made friends, lost my virginity, left NEET life behind, I'm going to school, working full time, and dating a nice girl that let's me fuck her in the ass. Still every night I come here, robot doesn't really wash off ever.
5 grand can easily be a life changing amount of money, what's your situation in life? If you had wishes what would they be for?
>tfw no shit stirrer bf
cool thread die in a fire
I want to get my ears pierced and get some pearls in them or something
Feel like I've got big ears so I should put something on them
>>28227764
how about you suck my shit stirrer
Hello, friends!
I've been unable to post for some time, but I haven't given up on you, fear not.
Ask anything.
Report on your progress.
The guide will follow. (Funny sentence, that.)
And if you're a novice (in which case this thread is really for you), then be sure to:
>calculate basal rate
http://www.calculator.net/calorie-calculator.html
>count your calories daily
This is necessary no matter where you are on your fitness progress.
All my love.
Here is the guide, it will answer most of your questions.
Know your calories.
>>28227763
>Some will argue that a calorie of this isn't the same as a calorie of that
Yeah, those stupid people who think your digestive system would just pass a lump of coal, right?
Hey robots, I need your help.
I'm meeting with a dominatrix I found on Backpage a couple of days ago, she seems legit and sent me a long list of things to check (what I'm into, what I'm not) and she wants me to meet at her dungeon tomorrow. She told me to call her when I got to the apartment complex and then she'd give me the unit number. Thing is, I can't find any reviews for her, I can't find anything about this girl, she's pretty new (4 months in) according to the website she has, and she has some professional shots done and the domain...
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Leave your kidneys at home desu.
>>28227690
just get a gf to dominate you instead wuss
>>28227721
>gf
Where do you think we are?
>mummy found the cum drawer.
We >>>/b/2.0 nao!
>black daddy found the shit wig
>gf found the clean towels
>tfw such a shitty body language that people dislike and distrust me as soon as we meet
>being aware of it just makes it worse
>>28227646
it's not your body language, you're just ugly
>>28227660
It's probably both senpai
I'm as ugly as they come but fixing my body language greatly improved how people react to me.
>>28227660
I doubt I could accurately rate myself, but I don't think I am hideous. However I guess I look extra ugly when the sun is out since I squint at even a little light.
>>28227672
How did you improve your body language, lad?
I shouldn't have let my sister move in to my apartment. I was living in perfect solitude before this. Now that she's here, nothing is in its correct place and my lifestyle has been interrupted.
She's brought her boyfriend over for the weekend, too. Occasionally she'll tell me her plans of breaking up with him, as apparently he's not enough of a Chad for her. Despite this, they're currently being intimate in her bedroom, which is directly next to mine.
I really need to go to the bathroom but I can still hear them being intimate. If...
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>>28227623
Do it and take her for yourself.
Kill him anon, be the alpha male for once in your life.
>>28227623
murder the two of them