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I HATE WOMEN /R9K/
LETS KILL WOMEN
>>28223990
TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING CUNT
OH LOOK ANOTHER CUNT
AGREED. DEATH TO ROASTIES
Why is life so unbearably tough brobots?
Why the fuck can't we all be happy.
Why can't we feel fucking LOVED.
Why is there no one for us.
Fuck this world i want out.
Here, have some extra feels
>>28223986
>life is an awful competition whose winners were drawn in the sand years ago by evolutionary whims
>you will always desire the warm feelings of a hand touch or a kiss
>you will be forced to pull yourself through hours of wageslavery just to enjoy a bottle of cheap alcohol
>The world's riches are slowly being magnetized to the top 1%
>+a bunch of other shit
Life is a mistake
>>28224094
agh. the hurt in the chest and heart
It's so much fucking fun to smoke with little boys and just get them right on the edge! About once a month I get my 5 yo nephew for the weekend and I make sure he doesn't sleep a fucking second! He's so fucking scared of me because the first time I told him to smoke it he said no, so I grabbed the pipe and hit him so hard across the face I know he saw stars and was dizzy, which gave me enough time to get a nice heavy leather belt out of the closet and I told him to take his clothes off so I could get his bare skin for maximum pain. He stripped and I stripped naked and put some lube on my cock and I told him he was gonna smoke a shitload of Meth and snort coke and hit some poppers for 3 days or I would beat him until my arms got tired and they never do. I put the pipe to his mouth and held my lighter under the glass bowl and as soon as it started to melt and smoke, I told him to take the biggest breath he could. So fucking HOT! 5 and smoking meth while I stroked my dick. I didn't want him to take in any air unless it was filled with those sexy chems! He was so tweaked and I was too. I grabbed the poppers and took a deep hit and held it in and I was in fucking pervert heaven! I decided I wanted to beat him anyway for fun. I made him inhale 2 hits and he al most passed out so I pulled that belt back and put every bit of my strength into hitting him across his back and it was so sick and wrong listening to him scream and cry while I jacked my cock.
I made sure I didn't miss an inch except his face. Didn't want people asking questions. He was hyperventilating and so completely wired he was not getting enough air. I got the pipe and put it back in his mouth and told him if it took 15 minutes he better not breathe anything but meth. I grabbed my handycam and turned it toward us . I lit it and he smoked and smoked and smoked and smoked. I could see his heartbeat on his chest fast and hard. IHe wanted to stop but I dared him to stop, so he kept on taking that good shit in deep! I told him to hold it in even though it doesn't work better that way, It just damages your lungs real good and I wanted that for him while I pointed at my long thick cock and told him how sickeningly brutal I was gonna rape his. Little shithole. He barely made it through the first weekend, but by the next time , he was already craving that glass pipe real bad and I was craving another sadistic intestine scrambling jackhammer rape. He will be here this weekend and I actually met another perv who wants to help and join in some hardcore little boy raping. The guy is such a stinky ugly fucker. He squats on my nephews face and I tell him to clean that crusty hole good and deep. Hurry up Friday!!!
Fuck what the rest of you think shock humor still gets to me.
>>28224356
this is taken from an actual obscure internet forum frequented by meth-abusing pedophiles
What are your favorite "he gets the girl" movies?
My personal faves are Susie Q, and The Sleeping Dictionary. I like to live vicariously through them. It's comfy.
The New Guy
>>28223845
Silence of the Lambs
>>28223845
Dead Alive/Braindead. I vicarious the shit out of that shit.
When i jerk it, i always watch multiple videos, or scroll through multiple images, but i have a hard time choosing which i want to watch/look at last?
What do?
>go to /gif/
>click on the first thread i see
>jerk off to the first webm with sound
>done
I can never fap to just one thing. I scroll through multiple doujins and videos before I finish. Though, I usually go back to the usual things I fap too.
Find one that does it for you and let your fantasies run wild.
Look at those lines streaming inward. Fuck. I pretend it's like quicksand and it sucks in my dick.
how does a tongue kiss feel like
at first it's disgusting
but when you get used to it it's like getting a feel for how another person moves
also, apparently, it tastes better depending on how different their immune system is from your own
it's actually really, really hot if the person matches up with you
otherwise, just mediocre
>>28223669
It's pretty hot m8, makes my pee pee hard.
It's close and extremely intimate when you're doing it with someone special. It's great.
It's pretty great tbqh just make sure you wear a tongue condom so she doesn't get pregnant anon
Is there anything you miss about the early 2000s?
Yes.You can't understand anon, you can't..
>>28223608
my dad.who /no male rolemodel/ here?
was there a way to privately look at porn with early 2000's and 90's Internet?
I would delete my history links one by one, but was there a better way?
Thanks for dinner anon, what are we doing next?
lets hold hands while we shit ^-^
>>28223570
Walking quickly and purposefully through the front door.
You didn't think I was paying for this, did you?
>>28223570
KEEP YOUR FUCKING FORK OUT OF MY PASTA
>mom's smoking has made my game collection stink
she's probably smoking because you won't leave the house and get a job
>>28223675
>anon is literally a bee
mind blowing desu
>>28223711
he needs to Bee himself :^)
how the FUCK do they get away with this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EvkFLdR7zk
>>28223475
Axns generally don't give a shit
>>28223475
>not an eliza video
What the fuck,lou? don't waste my time with this shit
>>28223716
beta orbiting faggot
fuck off
>he has no real reason for why he is voting for or against voting certain presidential candidates
>he doesn't sanitize his dishwashing sponge , sink, and dish rack on a daily basis
>he doesn't sit on a towel or specialized covering when masturbating
>he has seriously considered asking a lactating woman if he can drink milk from her breasts
>he acts disgusted when he sees women breastfeeding
>he believes drinking milk is healthy
>eats chips, candy, outside food, or junk food on a weekly basis
>he drinks soda, fruit juice, Starbucks coffee, or other sweet drinks on a weekly basis
>he spits on pussy when eating out
>he recognizes where this audio clip comes from http://vocaroo.com/i/s1At51KyYWz2
>>28223466
Nice dubs.
>autism shoes
>doesn't wear a watch
God damn, I fucking love Hapas.
>>28223752
>he hasn't once walked backwards while pissing to see how far he can make it without hitting the seat.
>be inside house, comfy and warm
>hear loud, party music coming from somewhere near my neighborhood
>don't exactly know where it's coming from, but it's loud and annoying as fuck
>fucking normies throwing an obnoxious normie party in the middle of the night
>this only happens when the weather is warm, because normies hate winter
>it's only warm spring
>that means that I'll probably have to deal with this a lot more during the actual hot summer
>Loading REEE.exe...99% loaded
fucking normies and their shitty normie noise in the fucking warm weather at fucking night! words can not express how pissed off I am at these fucking normies, I just want some fucking peace and quiet while I'm inside the house
fucking REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Normies who vape inside a building with oils containing nicotine
Makes me want to snatch their vapes and throw them into the trash bin
normie hate bump
>>28223394
>normie couples that feel the need to fuck in every room of the house, including your bedroom without your consent
>normies that openly masturbate to porn
>normies that constantly poke fun at your insecurities (flat chest jokes, short jokes, high pitched voice jokes, etc)
>normies that react flabbergasted when you tell them you listen to music that isn't on the radio
>normies that react flabbergasted when you tell them you listen to ambient/instrumental (any music with no lyrics) music
>normies that feel the need to ask you really personal questions in front of a large crowd
>normies that complain about having to stay home for more than 2 days
>normies that have emotional breakdowns when they don't get to see their boyfriend/girlfriend for more than 2 days
>normies that talk about how lonely they are on weekends just because all 10-20 of their friends are busy
What are you doing on here? It's Friday night?
Even betas have beta friends
its saturday morning and cant sleep because I was out and too wasted to sleep.
that exists
Fuck you fag for wanting to make me feel bad.
"friends" are a meme.
dis orig
Every single human in the world is in a club or party right now cuz its friday night, why aren't you
-are you afraid of dying /r9k/???
>>28223351
Yes, but I'm looking forward to being dead.
Yes, extremely
Not as much as i'm afraid of living though
>>28223351
Kind of
I kind of dread the thought of it, the universe is too beautiful for me to want to let go
But at the same time I hate living
drunk as allg fuck and want to kill myself, ama
watchu sippn anin
What's your opinion on doom metal?
>>28223329
What's your plan in the unlikely event Hillary gets elected?
