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Who #TeamLera here?
>>28355516
Anzu best girl your waifu a shit
>>28355548
>Anzu best girl your waifu a shit
anzu is cute when you close your eyes and pretend she is anime, but then you open them ad she is a freakish ghoul.
She's stick thin. It's clear she has body image issues. Her skin is much lighter than her parents too, so she likely bleaches her skin. Has she had a nose job? Is there any part about herself that she likes? Just imagine the amount of self-loathing she has.
Her goal is to literally look like an anime character. That CANNOT be healthy for a person's mental health.
Just imagine this skeleton trying to dance and look "cute". It'd be horrifying.
>>28355591
Anzu is cute.the skeleton look adds to the appeal
Why do straight guys fap to traps?
>>28353797
Dominance is implied when fucking a failed man.
>>28353797
I think it's the same guy over and over ten million times a day
>>28353797
Denial. What else?
You fap or close your eye you lose
Easy mode only 5 minute
http://www.xvideos.com/video16871939/fitness_instructor_fucking_his_student_outdoors
I'm not even a fan of this kind of porn.
Dude's cock is too big. The video focuses too much on it. I don't like staring at dicks. Besides, the girl is already naked when the video starts. Shit taste.
>>28353277
It's easy mode.
>Dude's cock is too big.
>>28353277
This guy really loves pleasing this girl I mean my god...
Tell me your experience. I am scared so much...
>>28353090
Alway get the IV
Fuck getting them pulled while awake
It's a nightmare
>>28353090
Getting them out isn't bad, but the pain that follows is. You can barely feel them pulling them out. I even had one crack and break during the extraction. The numbing needle thing hurt more. I had to go most of the first day without painkillers, which was a nightmare. I couldn't drive because the gas or whatever had me all fucked up and my mom refused to get the painkillers because she was lazy and being gay.
>>28353090
top keke it doesnt even hurt pussy.
This just happened to me
>live in NYC
>walking to work
>see a large group of morning runners running my way
>start to internally panic they might run into me
>stop and step aside like a beta pussy as they run by
>almost all pass by me
>2 girls are kinda trailing behind, one is really cute
>decide to stick my arm out and shape it like a hook in an attempt to catch her as she runs by me
>stick my arm out when she gets close
>bulldozes through my arm, and knocks me down in the process
>visibly furious
>starts yelling at me
>"s-sorry" as im getting up
>she steps to me and shoves me really hard, asking if I was trying to injure her
>about to start crying as I'm apologizing
>the other girl grabs her and tells her to forget about "that creep"
>both staring daggers through me as they run away
Thankfully it's nyc and nobody gave a fuck enough to mock me further, but this is literally the worst morning of my life.
Pls share some stories to make me feel better.
Wow you're a dumb fucking shit. Don't touch people you don't know, silly.
>>28350370
What did you think was going to happen?
>>28350370
why cant people like you die in birth
its pains me im share same oxygen with your kind fucktards
How does this make you feel?
Post stories of cuckold regret ITT.
sounds like cuckold fantasy
That's seriously fucked up
Omega ass fuck
Baahahahah
Chump. CHUMP!
abstract feels thread
share your uncommon feels here, trade and collect them if you want. Like trading cards.
>tfw ywn fug the bunny
>>28346451
>that feel when you will never fight in a war that has meaning and not another god damn stupid oil goatfucker war
>tfw you will never be a stuka pilot
>tfw you are a mediocre human with limited abilities and you will never be great and remembered and youll be dead soon
>tfw you will never be a qt kid again (even tho chidhood sucked, idk why but i wish i was like a kinda gay fem looking 13 yo)
>tfw the human race is little more advanced in a crowd sense than insects, or lemmings (ex: strongest, hottest, loudest, most powerful big guy that metaphorically beats his chest the loudest is the one that everyone will follow blindly)
>that abstract feel when theres a million dead online games with dead empty lobbies
I mean it doesnt impact my life but its a weird sad feeling
Oh anon-kun don't you know that you can't delete something off the internet? You gone done goofed son
>>28359078
NO FUCKING WAY
normies once again btfo
I love you guys. Lets fuck this faggot up.
Can you explain this to me
I don't understand what this is
Are you just angry you're not one of the beautiful people?
I can promise you as a 10/10 Chad myself. We have our own problems.
Everybody does. They might seem like lesser problems to you but to us they are not. Everybody has their own struggle and to them it never feels small.
Please think about that the next time you hate on a normie.
True. I'm a 10/10 Chad myself and sometimes I have sex with so many supermodel looking girls, I have to reschedule and it's such a pain in the ass man. Sometimes I even don't get a reply from a girl for like..15 seconds after a text. Sucks man.
>>28357806
ever heard the story of the guy who got plastic surgery to look good (and he did) but he was still an autist who couldn't make friends?
I don't get angry at Chads. I admire them; I wish I could be like them.
Did Chad bully you in high school?
One Chad was nice to me, most didn't even know I existed. I was a lonely ghost...still am.
>>28357505
Yes.
Chad would send me pictures of his dick and stroke my thighs in class. It was very traumatizing.
I was friends with Chad because we were both captains on the football team.
Why don't you join the army, /r9k/?
Pros:
>get to kill people, will relieve some of your virgin angst
>will force you to lose weight, they may even send you to fat camp
>will be fed, housed and payed, no more saving up NEET bux and GB points
>plenty of chances for /mischief/ like blowing up innocent villages and rape
>can fap whenever you like as long as you're not on duty
>will teach you how to keep clean and organize your life
>ladies love a man in uniform, you may even get a gf
Cons:
>less time to shitpost on 4chan, may be a good thing if you do it too much
>less time for vidya, same as above
>>28355852
They didn't want me.
my lung collapsed, and I hear you have to wait for three years to join
>>28355852
I would but I'm a skelly.I genuinely have no muscles at all.
Is ass overrated?
>>28355748
What else are you gonna hold onto?
>>28355748
Its underrated 2bqh
>>28355748
You can tell by the face she's getting more dick by the year.
Everyone gets a (You) thread
>>28355681
I'll give the first one
>>28355861
And here is yours
Can I have a husky instead?
I need help here guys
>have friend group of social rejects and aspies since high school
>mostly fat and unattractive
>consists of 6 people
>2 girls, 4 guys
>I'm one of the girls: a khv and completely uninterested in dating and men
>the guys know this and usually treated me as their autistic little sister
>as the years pass they've become more desperate and sex hungry
>started coming on to me and the other girl
>other girl starts dating one of the guys
>now 3 guys competing for me for some reason
>try to show up as ugly and disheveled as possible and they still "flirt" and come on to me
how the fuck do I make this stop? I don't want this.
>>28355584
burp and fart in front of them
>WAHHHHHHHHHH I'M GETTING TOO MUCH ATTENTION
every fem"bot" story ever
>>28355611
I do and they literally don't care. Is it even possible to throw off a desperate robot?
>>28355641
I don't want a bf though, I want my friends again.
Has anyone dealt with this problem before?
Name one better youtuber
protip : you can't
Sips
the shit in my toilet
>>28355656
edgy faggot kys
can't get more original botfam
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