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This just happened to me
>live in NYC
>walking to work
>see a large group of morning runners running my way
>start to internally panic they might run into me
>stop and step aside like a beta pussy as they run by
>almost all pass by me
>2 girls are kinda trailing behind, one is really cute
>decide to stick my arm out and shape it like a hook in an attempt to catch her as she runs by me
>stick my arm out when she gets close
>bulldozes through my arm, and knocks me down in the process
>visibly furious
>starts yelling at me
>"s-sorry" as im getting up
>she steps to me and shoves me really hard, asking if I was trying to injure her
>about to start crying as I'm apologizing
>the other girl grabs her and tells her to forget about "that creep"
>both staring daggers through me as they run away
Thankfully it's nyc and nobody gave a fuck enough to mock me further, but this is literally the worst morning of my life.
Pls share some stories to make me feel better.
Wow you're a dumb fucking shit. Don't touch people you don't know, silly.
>>28350370
What did you think was going to happen?
>>28350370
why cant people like you die in birth
its pains me im share same oxygen with your kind fucktards
What the fuck is wrong with ? What do you think you'd be doing touching a random stranger ? Not only touching but stopping them and grabbing them in a runner ? Sorry OP but there is no hope for you but the rope
>decide to stick my arm out and shape it like a hook in an attempt to catch her as she runs by me
What were you even trying to accomplish by doing that?
>>28350396
I honestly have no idea. I was panicking about the other runners so I wasn't thinking straight.
It seems like a good idea; like she could have ran into my hooked arm and I would have swooned her and asked her where she was in a hurry to.
I realize now that even a 6'5" Chad wouldn't have had any luck doing this, let alone a weak small robot.
>>28350444
...oh honey
Just keep walking next time
>>28350444
People like you are the reason why I get worried about my GF when she hangs out with her friends
>>28350444
Well, it took balls. Goes without saying you won't be doing something like that again.
I'm not in public much, but I usually avoid even eye contact with unknown girls around my age. I don't want them to decide I'm a creep.
>>28350513
I don't really do things like this. I always keep to myself, even at work. I have no real explanation as to what possessed me to do something so stupid.
>>28350513
Pls describe your gf so I can stalk her
>have one moment of autism out of panic
>get yelled at and shoved while at the verge of tears
I fucking hate normalfags, especially women
you really don't deserve to live autistic spergelord
>>28350672
I get what I did was wrong and i immediately apologized. She was acting like I raped her mother and first born. Every other word was a curse.
>>28350370
Dude... Shit like this happens. Forget and move on.
>>28350846
Of course she was cussing you out, what could she possibly think you were doing? From her perspective, either you were trying to hurt her or trying to grab at her, either way it isn't hard to see why she was pissed off. You didn't just say something embarrassing, you presented yourself as a threat. So yeah, you did deserve the verbal beat down; swearing at and pushing a threat is a pretty tame response, this story typically ends with mace.
Good stuff, funny stuff. Keep it up.
>>28350370
>Some years ago
>My sister was using the computer
>Think of the smartest idea ever
>Crawl up to her and pull her tiddie down fast as fuck
>She screams to my parents and slaps my ass to the floor.
>Get up and try to run away but I'm instantly pulled back on my ass by my sister.
>She pulls my clothes off and makes me wear a plastic bag as an overall.
>Locks me outside of the house until mom and dad decide it was enough.
>My classmates saw.
>I think I shit myself a little inside of the bag.
>decide to stick my arm out and shape it like a hook in an attempt to catch her as she runs by me
What did you think would happen?!
>>28351065
>losing to a woman
>>28350370
Why would you ever think that is a good idea to do in public?
>>28350370
Wtf did you think would happen, you drooling retard? Strangers dont like to be touched.
>Gym class locker rooms
>Stripped down, thrown outside of it
>They lock the door
>No reason at all.
Less cringe and more depressing, but still.
>>28350370
>see cute girl jogging towards you
>stick out hand to try to catch her
>she gets mad and I don't know why
What the fuck did you expect, fucking sperg?
>>28350909
No, they don't
>>28350444
Friendly reminder that autism correlates with stupidity
>>28350444
You think life is a fucking anime? Fuck I'm not even sure this would happen in one of those either
>>28350444
I have a hard time believing you're a native New Yorker if you Even thought to try this.
>>28351065
>touching people inappropriately without their permission
What did you think would happen?
>>28350370
That's what you get for living in a normie vile like New York City
>>28351065
I don't understand what is happening in this story.
Are you sure it's not just a sexual fantasy of yours?
>>28351621
It happened on broad street downtown. I see morning runners all the time, I just panicked today and thought it might be cute or something.
I have to find a new way to go to work now because there might be an issue if I see this pack of runners again.
>>28351727
Just say you had an involuntary muscle spasm
>>28351727
We live in a city of assholes man. Don't do that again.
I mean she is pretty fucking retarded to not have seen your hand but still. New York bitches are the worst bitches.
>>28351727
>thought it might be cute or something.
JUST
>>28350370
fucking m8 m8. thats not what they mean by "picking up girls in town"
>>28350370
That's ridiculously fucking pathetic OP. I am a runner and what you did was incredibly rude and potentially dangerous, she could've fallen over and gotten hurt from that idiotic stunt you pulled. What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you think rom-coms are based on reality? Jesus fucking Christ. You can't just fucking reach out and grab strangers, let alone strangers who are FUCKING RUNNING AT THE TIME.
Please remove yourself from this plane of existence as soon as possible.
>>28352082
>You can't just fucking reach out and grab strangers
Kek, this is exactly what tard-wranglers are trying to tell their tards
what the hell is wrong with you, OP?
>>28352082
Ok dude I get it, relax
>>28350370
>>decide to stick my arm out and shape it like a hook in an attempt to catch her as she runs by me
Why?
>>28352231
Not him but don't you tell him to fucking relax you inbred piece of shit, how about YOU fucking relax cause you're the one reaching out and trying to fucking clothesline arm-tackle girls who are out running you fucking weirdo
>>28352631
"Male feminist" detected.
>>28352631
I wasn't trying to clothesline or tackle her, if you read my posts you can see I was trying to catch and swoon her.
I know it's dumb but I wasn't trying to hurt her.
>>28352662
Fuck you I'm not a cuck, the reason I'm so angry is because I am embarrassed and ashamed of my own lack of confidence and the fact that this guy can just fucking do this is infuriating.
>>28352663
You know exactly what I meant by calling what you were doing a fucking clothesline
>>28352082
>muh running is a sport where you get hurt if you don't focus 100%
Top kek
t: cyclist
>>28352662
>calling out a sperg for being a sperg
>hurr male feminist much?
wew
>>28352663
>you can see I was trying to catch and swoon her.
Yeah ok, that justifies it
>>28350444
This guy is a troll. But if it is real your stupid for touching some random chicken in hopes of touching her tits
>>28350370
>decide to stick my arm out and shape it like a hook in an attempt to catch her as she runs by me
The fuck did you think would happen? I just...I mean I'M socially retarded and I just can't...what exactly did you fucking think would happen??
I've got a few really humiliating stories, but nothing that could top this absolute spergout.
You've set the bar way too damn high for this thread.
kek
so she basically reversed your clothes line
the undertaker would be disappointed
>ITT Normies yelling at OP.
It's okay OP, I do stupid stuff like that all the time..
>>28352082
>I am a runner
you're most likely an absolute joke with shit form, stamina and time, just like the vast majority of worthless normalshit """""""""""runners"""""""""""
actually dedicated athletes don't train in the middle of the city
>>28350846
well, from what I know about nyc you're lucky u didn't get shot.
>>28351051
>some guy just tried to hurt you
>better yell at him to piss him off and get hurt even worse
epic logic
OP could've blacked out and gone batshit insane on her
she should've yelled something and then continued running, possibly faster
>>28350513
>GF
Where do you think you are?
>>28353002
Thanks man. I wasn't expecting this kind of a response to my thread.
PUT ME IN THE REDDIT SCREENCAP!
>>28350370
Kek. Thanks, OP. You really did my day!
>>28352715
I got a stress fracture just from doing everything right, all I did was double my weekly mileage. Biking, what a joke. What happens in biking? You just hit the brakes.
>>28350513
GTFO FUCKING NORMIE SCUM
>>28353155
You obviously don't know much, NYC is noguns. Even in real American cities runners don't usually ccw.
>>28353304
Another guy here, don't worry OP, ignore these faggots.Yes what you did was pretty autistic, but it wasn't that bad , really. People exaggerated a lot in this thread.Also don't do extreme stuff like changing your route to work just because of this, in 4-5 days she will forget this.You can also do what >>28351767 said if you meet her again (which is very unlikely).
Have a nice day op.
>>28350370
Sorry your day is going so wrong anon, I'm here for you though
>>28353453
>NYC is no guns
Why do non NYC people keep propagating this meme? It handguns that are bitch to get becuase the city has regulations on them. Semi-automatic Rifles and shotguns are the same all around the country as in NYC.
Your just as likey to get shot by someone in NYC who legally has a CCW then in VA or TX becuase the people who do have guns in the city are all the more serious about them and firearms.
>>28353217
Then he shouldnt be out in public if he is that much of a fucking retard, if he would "black out" and attack people when they get scared or angry because of his completely weird way of apporaching strangers.
>>28353609
You're seriously retarded if you believe that. How exactly do you hide a military grade semi-salt 9 gauge shotrifle with shoulder thing that goes up in your pocket? Open carry is illegal in NYC, and ccw is nearly impossible, and noone ccws long guns anyway. There are more ccws in VA or TX than in the entire state of NY. This should be obvious and go without saying.
>>28353616
it isn't about him you fucking idiot
it's about pissing off the wrong person, like that dumb whore is very likely to do in the future and then get brutalized as a result
You think that's bad?
>be 13 yo in hs
>morbidly obese (fuck you mom)
>bullied hard but manageable
>one day changing in gym room
>always wait for others to leave so they don't see my fat rolls
>completely nude
>suddenly a bunch of girls barge in
>start laughing at me and pushing me
>my penis is almost completely inside me because I'm so fat + shrinkage because it's cold
>one girl actually pokes it
>pokes so hard with her long nails that she hurts me
>just stand there like the pussy bitch that I am
>they walk away laughing
>bully me about it for the next year
Thank fuck they didn't have cameras phones back then. At least I got my weewee touched.
>>28353728
fuck off with your autistic fantasies , stop ruining threads
>>28350672
>assaults woman on street
>confused at livid response
>>28353795
touching a woman without explicit written consent is assault
you heard it here first anon straight from the white knight
>>28353697
Except OP is a little bitch that can get knocked over by a woman. She probably knew he wasn't an actual threat. If it were some tall obese neckbeard, I'm sure she would have just collected herself, said "h-hey w-watch out..." and kept running.
>>28350444
Nah, Chad could pull it off
>>28350370
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
I've read a lot of autistic a hit on here but that takes the cake
Holy shit kek
>>28353816
>clotheslining someone
>touching someone
>same thing
>>28353860
he didnt do that idiot he just tried to touch her
you are over reacting like a violent savage
>>28353833
>Stacey is running with her friends
>Chad sees and gracefully scoops her to the side with his muscular arm
>Stacey lets out an "eep" and looks up to meet Chad's gaze and smiles
>"Where are you going in such a hurry?"
>Stacey's panties now visibly wet
>>28353869
>stick my arm out and shape it like a hook
>just tried to touch her
>same thing
>>28353825
I didn't even really think about this that much, but you're right. That girl wouldn't have reacted the way she did if Chad or Tyrone or even just a normie did what I did. She was really mad at me, and actually shoved me. She wouldn't have done that to a normal or attractive person.
>>28353891
yeah man and going in to hug somone is like attacking them to right ??? moron
>>28353882
No, here's how it would you you autist:
>Stacey is running with her friends
>Chad sees and gracefully scoops her to the side with his muscular arm
>Stacey gets kinda thrown off and confused
>"Where are you going in such a hurry?"
>"Whoa, haha sorry no thanks"
>squirms out of his arms
>continues running
T. Femanon
All these people blaming OP for his autism.
God this place really has gone to shit, only a few months ago we'd be circlejerking over how fucked society is to produce people like OP and ourselves but now this whole thread is full of SJW.
I'm seriously devasted, but those wizards were right with founding /wiz/...
>>28350370
How do you even function OP?
>>28354019
Except most women aren't cynical, jaded femanons.
>>28353882
Robot or Chad, this would never happen either way. Life isn't an anime, bud
>>28350370
>>decide to stick my arm out and shape it like a hook in an attempt to catch her as she runs by me
you had me until this
>>28354019
>Stacey is running with her friends
>Chad sees and gracefully scoops her to the side with his muscular arm
>Stacey gets kinda thrown off and confused
>"Where are you going in such a hurry?"
>"Whoa, haha sorry no thanks"
>squirms out of his arms
>Chad grabs her hand and she swivels around with a dumbfounded expression
>"Hey before you run off again, I just wanted to say you're really cute and I'd love to get your number"
>"Uuhh okay sure!"
Chad has more game than you think, cynical femanon
>>28354019
Haha, cool fantastic. You should still kill yourself, roastie whore.
>>28350370
>>28351727
>decide to stick my arm out and shape it like a hook in an attempt to catch her as she runs by me
>stick my arm out when she gets close
>thought it might be cute or something.
This is a new level of spaghetti
Holy fuck
>>28353777
You think that's bad?
>be 17
>4 bullies approach me
>one punches me in the face
>my head doesn't move an inch, bully's hand is broken
>"You piece of shit!!! YOU BROKE MY ARM ARGH!!!"
>second bully tries kicking me
>Unsheathe my Wakizachi
>slice his eye out
>he dies like a faggot
>other bullies try attacking me as well
>kick the third in the face so hard his neck folds backwards
>punch the fourth in the chest, his heart stops immediately
>the first bully recovers and tries kicking me
>stab him in the balls
>"this time it is personnel, kid"
>he faints from pain, not unlike a faggot
>I sheathe my blade and cover the body with my trenchcoat so that the ladies don't have to suffer from this ill sight
>they giggle at my charm and tact
>I lose focus for a second as I say "be enlightened, become vegan"
>some of the first bully's testicle-blood flows onto my shoe
Boy, that was embarrassing xD
>>28353728
>one girl actually pokes it
Normie
>>28353728
you've been reading too many /ss/ humiliation doujins
>>28354174
>Unsheathe my Wakizachi
Is that some kind of sushi?
>>28350370
>image.png
>picture of a cyborg.
>stick arm out in an attempt to capture her.
You're pretty fucked mate -- and you ain't no cyborg either.
>>28353916
Yes they would have you fucking autismo. "Oh a random good looking guy is trying to grab me while I am jogging down the street, how funny LOL!"
No, they would be screaming and having the exact same reaction. This isn't a Hallmark Movie where they meet eachothers gaze and instantly fall in love. Its the real world where she thinks some rando is about to fucking kidnap and rape her. Don't even try to play the chad card here.
>decide to stick my arm out and shape it like a hook in an attempt to catch her as she runs by me
wut.
were you trying the be #devilish and hurt her or something?
>>28354223
Its like a katakana but shorter and wackier . I think they were in morrowind, that really shitty shortblade. Glass armor and ebony spear master race here. The spear was just for looks. I was a wizard, damage stats spells were my favorite. The elemental damage is weak. I'd rather see them enervated and suffer.
>>28354299
Can't stand the magic crap in elder scrolls
Give me a shield and an axe and watch me go
>>28350370
If you see her running again stick out your leg this time and send the cunt to the pavement
>>28353304
I have such moments of sperging out too OP, don't be dishearted.
>>28354273
Dude, a girl is more likely to be aggressive with a weakling vs a normal man.
>>28354420
fucking lost it holy shit
>>28354420
Funny thing is that this would be way less autistic than what OP actually did
>>28354420
fucking legendary
>>28350370
bl0x tbo
>>28354335
Have fun using the exact same combo throughout the entire game.
>>28354014
>stick my arm out in a hook
>how humans hug each other
>>28352835
>swoon
op is a gentleman
>>28354590
warrior/ barbarian tank class is best class
>>28350584
I know exactly what you mean. One time I met this cat by the side of the road, and I started petting it. I picked it up so it could sit on my shoulder and it just looked at me like "Dude, what the fuck are you doing?"
I had no answer for it. God I'm embarrassed just thinking about it.
>>28355185
Why would you even care what the cat might had thought? it's just a fucking cat
>>28350370
surely you understand what you did wrong?
>>28354152
Only the varying degrees of nigger think persistent hounding a woman in public is "game".
Seriously, go to the edge of Europe and jump off, there are one hundred million ape-like faggots your can compete with.
>>28355253
I do, but thinking about the situation more, I actually feel less bad about what I did because if I was fit or a Chad and did this, she wouldn't have gotten as angry, or at least wouldn't have shoved one of them in retaliation. She's a coward who probably hates men and wanted to take out her anger on a beta male.
>>28354966
>tank
>singleplayer game
For what reason.
>>28355231
That's the whole joke, famalam.
Stick around, you might get the hang of them.
>>28355371
No, no, no, don't you try to make this even remotely her fault. I guarantee if anybody else did that her reaction would have been similar. I some fit dude just grabbed her I'm sure she would have been even more fearful.
>>28350513
unless by gf you mean Great Faggot, you need to leave
>>28355231
> it's just a fucking cat
racist and rude
>>28355427
>this white knighting
I agree that she would have reacted the same way, but in a situation like this, I think a lot of people should assume there is some kind of social impediment to the person, such as autism.
I've been harassed by autistic people, and I could usually tell right away that they had some kind of disability (though, I am not a woman). OP was apologizing profusely, there was no reason to physically assault him and make him cry (that he started crying should have been a sign that he has some kind of disability in the first place).
>>28355427
How is your wife's son doing? I'm glad to see the bull finally let you take your computer out to the cuck shed. You must have been practicing your prepping.
>>28354174
AN0N!!!! MY SIDES XD
>>28355531
First of all, you can't assume all poor social interactions and decisions are made by autism, furthermore its absurd to think that r9k is the home to hundreds of misunderstood autistics and not just socially inept basement dwellers. OP just made a poor social decision and I'm sure he won't do anything similar again because of the way it was received.
Second of all her reaction was completely natural. Displaying aggression to real or perceived threats is a hard wired self defense mechanism, its part of fight or flight. Her actions were meant to say "don't mess with me, don't do that again" I would have done the same thing if some rando tried to grab me on the streets, and I'm sure you would have too.
Op you should be glad you aren't in a jail cell right now. She can easily press charges for assault and possibly even some form of sexual assault depending on how she spins it. You're lucky you got off as easily as you did considering cops weren't called and you didn't get the shit beat out of you by any nearby people.
Stop being a dumb fuck. Cold approach barely ever works even for Chad. If you add creepy as fuck touching AND risk of physical harm to that you're full on retarded to expect anything short of a kick in the dick.
>>28355654
I work with special needs adults. They are overly friendly and will sometimes run up and put their arm around me and do similar bullshit. It's not a hard wired defense to be an asshole it response to social retardation. It's obvious op meant no harm. She was just being a bitch because she knew she could with no repercussions. If she were afraid she would have run, if she were bothered she would have just left. She wanted to be a bully though, and did exactly that. I correct my retards but I do it gently and in a way they understand. The pushing and hostility is uncalled for. Defending her cuntish behavior won't get you in her bed, so I don't know why you cuck so hard for her.
>>28355654
I'm not making any of those assumptions. OP has a job, so he can't be a basement dweller by definition. I'm saying that reaching out and grabbing people against their will in unexpected ways is often a sign of autism, because of the disconnect it shows with the reality of social interaction.
And no, I wouldn't have reacted like that; I fairly regularly interact with actual autists who do things like this on a fairly regular basis. Yes, it made me uncomfortable the first time, but it was quite clear that there was something wrong, so I got over it.
>>28355609
Yeah I fail to see what your point is or what your trying to say. Why don't you form an actual opinion and not just spew words you learned from r9k? fucking retard.
>>28355721
>random guy on the street suddenly grabs you as you're jogging
>obviously not a threat
Nigga what the fuck happened to your survival instincts. Nigga your bloodline is weak and you won't survive the winter.
>>28353427
>just hit the breaks
yeah, and go flying over the handlebars
this is why cyclists think runners are pants-on-head retarded
>>28355730
The point is you're a white knight who isn't worth addressing. I mostly posted to mock you for the enjoyment of myself and others. I referenced your post number not so much to engage you in conversation as to have some laffs at you.
Lurk moar, you'll eventually get it or just grow bored of le edgy soggy knees forum and go back to your home site.
>>28355721
When someone grabs you on the street out of nowhere is your first thought honestly gonna be "oh its probably a special needs adult" or is it gonna be "what the fuck don't fucking touch me"?
also you should keep in mind that the majority of people don't work with special needs adults>>28355728
also you should keep in mind that the majority of people don't work with special needs individuals and aren't trained to react to them. secondly, special needs people can be just as dangerous as regular people.
And there is no way you can diagnose Op as autistic based of a single story he told on the internet
third of all, I'm not white knighting, just because Im not defending OP's poor judgment doesn't mean i think its gonna help me get laid by a hypothetical woman.
>>28355792
In the middle of the day in one of the most densely-populated cities in the world.
The only threat that could be presented would be if OP were literally mass-murderer tier.
>>28355792
Thats my point homie
>>28355832
>we should react according to our first thought, without regard for deeper consideration of what is occuring
No, you should use your instincts, but you should allow your reason to govern them.
>>28355792
I don't know, I guess I'm just not a weak pussy. It could be different for women and effete manlets, but I'm incapable of imagining such from my vantage point. Do you shit yourself when you see a spider in the bathtub too? That's no way to live, friend.
>>28355875
Yeah so whats the problem with the girls reaction? Boohoo he got shoved, he's a grown man
>>28355794
What are breaks and why would you want to go flying over the handlebars? I do both trail running and mountain biking. I've gotten way more cuts and scrapes from biking, but no real injuries. Running and lifting and the only sports I get hurt from.
>>28355814
Yeah I don't see how I'm a white knight, and Im not sure you even fully grasp the concept of internet white knighting
>>28355915
Because there was no justifiable reason for it other than being petty and wanting to appear tough. It didn't communicate anything to OP that he didn't already figure out (he had already begun apologizing), and it actually hurt him more than it did her (her running into his arm knocked him over).
>>28355792
>>>/reddit/
#35762567735
>>28355997
Or was the justifiable reason that a strange and unknown man attempted to grab her?
>>28355877
Nah, weak b8 famalam. That ain't any kind of strength. That's just retarded obliviousness.
Just lemme grab you by the wallet with this knife in my hand too. Clearly I mean no harm after all. You don't wanna look like a coward right?
>>28355832
I'm not like some delta spetsnaz seal trained supersoldier, I do have basic environmental awareness though. It's not like someone holding their arm out is a surprise. The person holding their arm out is obviously the person holding their arm out. It takes all of one second to size the person up and determine if they're a danger. Women are clumsy as fuck but nothing is wrong with their vision as far as I know. Knowing girls she was running 8mph tops. I can't stop on a dime at that speed but I can avoid obstacles and expect to. Considering its a busy city 6mph is more likely. No matter how you spin in she is the retarded one in the wrong for reacting aggressively when all she had to do was not literally jump in OP's arms. It's stupid to hold your arm out fishing for cardio bunnies, but my main problem is with thinking it would work. Somehow it did which proves me wrong. It just turns out OP's plan for what to do after catching one didn't work.
>>28353816
To be accurate, touching any male or female person without consent is simple battery. Assault only requires intimidation, not touching.
Again, gender is irrelevant in this situation.
>>28350370
6th grade comes around and I am already ashamed of my small penis, well guess what senpai Penis Inspection Day, we all line up go to the school nurse 1 by 1 2 female nurses there 1 is chalerone, I get my psychical and "drop them" pull tighty whiteys down Nurse busy out laughing other one laughs too curtain opened slightly young Chads peak in they laugh and I get the nickname "baby dick" and "small dong" till I graduate highschool
>>28356065
>guy holding his arm out in hopes someone will jog into
>same thing as armed robbery an knife point
Yeah, you're definitely the kind of person who bursts into treats at the sight of a spider in the tub.
>inb4 'b-but it was a 12 foot tall spider with a million legs!! 1!1'
>>28356055
1) We don't know that she had any idea what he was trying to do.
2) Someone being knocked over by you because they tried to grab you, in a public place in view of hundreds of witnesses in the middle of the day, then apologizes profusely to you, is not a situation in which you violently attack them. By any law, she was committing assault.
>>28356067
The runner knows nothing about OP or his intentions, and is not obligated to try and find out, let alone pity him or try to educate him about his poor choices
>>28350370
>decide to stick my arm out and shape it like a hook in an attempt to catch her as she runs by me
why would you think that was a good idea
>>28356157
Neither is she entitled to be a bitch and attack him. I don't care how soaked her tampon is, that's just being a bitchy cunt. She should have just kept going and brushed it off as another weirdo. Homeless people constantly ask me for money. I havent yet curbstomped them. I just keep walking and ignore them.
>>28356156
"some one being knocked over because they tried to grab you"
"because they tried to grab you"
"tried to grab you"
and you wouldnt consider that assault?
any court of law would not consider what she did in retaliation as assault, probably self defense, especially if witnesses SAW HIM TRY TO GRAB HER
>>28356233
I think its completely understandable to "be a bitch" after you were just attacked. you all need to stop pretending this is her fault and not OP's. her reaction was completely natural and justified.
>>28356233
its ok for weirdos to try and group people but not to dissuade them by shoving them? ok
>>28356254
What he did _could_ be considered assault in the third degree under the penal code, but so would what she did. What she did could not be considered justifiable use of force under the New York Penal code because there is a clause that makes use of force unjustifiable if the initial aggressor has stopped their attack AND communicates their withdrawal (which OP did).
>>28356339
Well Im not a lawyer, this is not a court case. Realistically Op got what was coming to him and shouldn't be surprised or think he is a victim, and neither should you
Ok this is getting ridiculous. I get what I did was retarded, but you fucking white knights are acting like I was trying to assault or hurt her. It was just a dumb move that didn't pan out. She shoved me in anger, and would have continued berating me if her friend didn't stop her. Why am I the autist AND the asshole here?
>>28356281
Its understandable that she acts that may because she is a bitch, but it is neither natural nor justified.
>>28356303
After they apologized? No fucking shit it's wrong to shove them. They don't need dissuading at that point, they already stopped.
>>28356396
I'm not saying he was. I am saying that New York law has decided that neither of them were being reasonable in the situation.
>>28356398
No shit she shoved you in anger. No body is white knighting, why are you pretdening to be a vicim
>>28356398
That's rebbit for ya'. They honestly think defending yon maiden's honor online will earn them a blowjob.
>>28356449
Saying that OP deserved it or that what she did was perfectly reasonable is white knighting, because it has already been established that the legal consensus is that no, it was not reasonable.
>>28356418
We don't live in a world where simply apologizing directly after doing something dumb protects you from the rerucussions of your actions
>>28356488
That is why we have laws in place. If she wanted to press charges, she could have. She does not have the right to push him, which makes her the aggressor in a separate conflict.
>>28356483
Actually this is not a court case so there has been no legal ruling on this situation.
nobody is white knighting, both parties gender is completely irrelevant in this situation
>>28356449
Nobody is white knighting? Have you not read this thread? People are talking about how I should have gone to jail for fuck sake.
She didn't know my intentions, I could have simply said she ran into me on accident because my arm was out, and SHE was the one who was actually committing the assault because of a mistake.
I feel like I'm on fucking Reddit or something, holy fuck.
In my opinion if anyone shoves you then it's time to defend yourself.
>>28356512
perhaps legally you may be correct, but I still don't think she realistically did anything wrong
>>28356543
Yeah you could have said that but you already admitted to us that that was not the case dumbass
>>28356488
Noone said we did. Stop trying to change the subject, asshole.
>>28356558
What you think is realistic is irrelevant. Laws are in place specifically to prevent people from implementing what they think is "realistic" justice.
>>28350444
On the upside, you did touch a girl.
P good morning in my eyes desu
>>28356558
Of course you don't, you're a limp dick beta. You don't think anything a woman does is wrong.
>>28356577
Still doesn't change the fact that to a neutral spectator not knowing the circumstances, I would be the victim here.
>>28356595
Anybody who thinks that just because OP apologized that now suddenly he is the victim is literally saying that
>>28356605
and the law is irrelevant in this case also, as it did not end up in court
>>28350370
>Tell friend I can tell different kinds of EDM from one another
>He tests me
>I fail
Never spoke to him again.
>>28356625
Are you saying that nobody saw you try to grab her but they did see her shove you?
>>28356644
No, literally noone is saying that. You keep showing that strawman what for though.
>>28351775
>she is pretty fucking retarded
shut up.
op is the only one in the wrong here.
>>28356660
>implying the law is irrelevant just because it isn't in a court
Yeah, try that excuse next time the police stop you
>>28356543
you don't have any self awareness you fucking idiot do you ? The rope is the only solution for autists like you
>>28356625
Gender is completely irrelevant in this scenario. OP isn't wrong because he is a man, he is wrong because he tried to grab a random person on the street, you complete and utter retard
>>28356681
He's saying it isn't immediately apparent that just stick sticking your arm out is as violent as shoving and yelling at someone. Try learning2read
>>28356625
>I would be the victim
You ain't the victim of shit, other than your own severe autism. Go walk in front of a bus.
>>28356683
No, it's been well established already. Op and the cunt were wrong, but the cunt was way more wrong than op.
>>28356725
But it could be and could easily be assessed that way by people in real life
>>28355945
You're not. Live and work in Manhattan. OP reached out and grabbed a women. I'm surprised he didn't get arrested honestly.
Women did nothing wrong.
>>28356749
>defending yourself from a violent attack is worse than initiating the attack
>>28356055
Exactly. How retarded are some of these manchildren?
Once you cross that line you have no reasonable expectation of civility.
>>28356749
she did nothing wrong.
>>28356156
No one would ever prosecute her. Him however....
>>28354019
Go choke on your vibrator, you half witted slut, it's all you're good for
>>28355318
I don't know if they think about it as game or not, but the fact of the matter is: It works.
Which is why they keep doing it.
>>28350370
>see group of joggers and become scared
>attempt to forcefully grab a girl running at the back of the pack
>consider yourself a victim
lmao
>>28356773
By any legal definition, the initial attack was over, which means she was just initiating a new attack.
S 35.15 Justification; use of physical force in defense of a person.
1. A person may, subject to the provisions of subdivision two, use
physical force upon another person when and to the extent he or she
reasonably believes such to be necessary to defend himself, herself or a
third person from what he or she reasonably believes to be the use or
imminent use of unlawful physical force by such other person, unless:
(a) The latter's conduct was provoked by the actor with intent to
cause physical injury to another person; or
(b) The actor was the initial aggressor; except that in such case the
use of physical force is nevertheless justifiable if the actor has
withdrawn from the encounter and effectively communicated such
withdrawal to such other person but the latter persists in continuing
the incident by the use or threatened imminent use of unlawful physical
force; or
(c) The physical force involved is the product of a combat by
agreement not specifically authorized by law.
Read section (b) specifically. By apologizing and not following through with anything, the initial attack was stopped, and OP would actually be justified in retaliating to the pushing.
>>28356398
Because your intentions are irrelevant. People are judging your actions.
Also another misconception that is running wild here; I didn't try to fucking grab her. I stuck my arm out and wanted her to run into it. I didn't realize how fast and hard she was barreling. In all actually I got more hurt than she probably did because my shoulder bent back when she ran into me. She didn't even fall, she just turned around to start yelling at me.
Fucking white knights are acting like i jumped in front of her and put my hands on her.
>>28353217
If some guy tries to hurt me I'd bash his ead in m8
>>28356693
The matter was settled out of court, neither party saw fit to involve the state. Therefor who could have been charged with what is not relavent.
>>28356119
Penis inspection is made up nice B8 though
>>28356837
You did put your hands on her you moron. If you did that to me while I was running I would break your nose.
goddammit OP, you're a special kind of autist
just be glad things didn't end up like pic related
>>28356826
If my intentions are irrelevant, than I can argue that I made an honest mistake sticking my arm out and she ran into me, and assaulted me because I "broke her stride" or whatever.
>>28356761
No, it could not, no matter the circumstances. I stretch my arms out all the time. Noone thinks I'm an asshole for that. If I walked up to a little girl and shoved her face in the dirt then people would think that is mean and way worse than sticking my arm out.
>>28356543
White knighting is taking a girl's side in an argument mostly because of the fact that she's a girl.
We are taking the girl's side because you fucking grabbed a stranger while she was running past you.
Only literal retards do that when their tard wrangler doesn't pay enough attention
>>28356837
No one is white knighting , no one knows the chick and she obviously isn't reading this thread and no one is getting anything "defending " her , you just chose to label everyone " white knight " because you can't accept the fact of how lacking of social skills you are , I hope she sees you later with her friends and she laughs at your little pathetic ass
>>28356858
Nope, its a health exam, penis inspection is just a nickname have ever had a full psyhical done? Doctors have you turn your head and cough they inspect testicles M8
>>28356872
Yeah good luck with that creep. If you where downtown during morning rush there where dozens of witnesses.
Im sure you look like a sex offender sperg as well.
>>28356773
The only violent attack was her shoving op. Op did not retaliate to the initial attack. He just got his feelings hurt and shared some dank greentext with us that somehow triggered the rebbit white knight battalion's fury.
>>28356543
Are you really this fucking dense? Not that it matters in any way, but are you also a 25+ klv too? Would had made a lot of sense
>>28356891
Not at a fucking school you faggot thats done at an office
>>28356868
Did you read the fucking story moron? I stuck my arm out. If she wasn't running 100 mph she could have moved, I didn't lunge, move or even attempt to grab her; she was supposed to run into my arm. Albeit, for a retarded pick up move, but I didn't put a hand on her. She, however, did.
>>28356916
You divulged your motives in OP dipshit.
>>28356878
you are literally retareded if you think that you can attempt to grab someone and successfully play it off as "Oh i was just stretching my arm"
>>28356902
It was at like 7:30 this morning. And any witnesses who saw the commotion would have thought SHE was the violent maniac because somebody got in her way for running.
>>28356880
Exactly
nobody cares that the jogger was a woman, every body things you're a dumbass though
>>28356943
Especially when you start the thread saying your retardation thought it would make her swoon.
>>28356916
>stick my arm out when she gets close
>i-i didn't know that someone running would be moving quickly
>>28356837
>decide to stick my arm out and shape it like a hook in an attempt to catch her as she runs by me
>like a hook
>to catch her
>catch
>oh hurr you guys i just innocently stuck out my arm derp
No. You didn't.
Anyway, no one is white knighting, dumbass.
We're berating you because even most of the turbo autists here realize that what you did was an extremely ackward and cringe worthy thing to do.
>>28356938
I understand that , but the argument has shifted way past my intentions at this point.
She had no idea what my plans were. For all she knew, what I did was a complete honest mistake by a tired pedestrian in the morning, and the dumb cunt just flies off the handle.
>>28356962
I live in Manhattan. There are tons of people down there at 7:30.
And any reasonable person would quickly do the math on whose at fault.
Why are you trying to justify your injust actions?
Take it as a wake up call and get help retard.
congrats OP, you managed to surpass all levels of spaghetti and go full lasagna
>>28357008
Dude if you did it to me I would react the same way she did.
>>28354299
It's "Wakizashi" and "Katana" you fake-ass weeb
>>28356916
Yeah i read your story, in it you admitted to sticking your arm out in a hook to try and grab her
"I didn't grab her she ran into it"
Fuckface, she ran into it because you were trying to make her run into it.
"i didn't put a hand on her"
Except when you tried to grab her
>>28357008
Well I would do the same as she did to be honest familia , at best I'd think you're an asshole and trying to pick a fight
>>28357013
Oh really? Any reasonable person would have been able to figure out I was trying to make some pathetic attempt to make a move on her? It happened in a split second, nobody but me and her knew what really happened, and she was acting like a fucking psycho, shoving and yelling that early in the morning. Yeah, she wasn't the crazy one.
>>28357059
Yeah, and you're just as big of an asshole as she was, congrats fuckface.
>Girl comes over to my desk to get me to sign a card for a coworker
>Don't know what to put for a message so just write some generic thing
>Try to pick up pen and card to give them back at the same time as she does and it's just awkward.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>Someone passes me in the corridor
>They say hello, we know each other
>My voice goes high pitched and I sound like an idiot
I don't understand why this fucking happens, sometimes my voice just goes weird when I try and talk to people or I can't speak properly.
Mother of pearl, so many white knights and (you)s I cant keep up. They just keep misrepresenting the story, making up absurd comparisons, and desperately hoping they'll get a blowjob for defending women. Quite pathetic really. It's a shame they can't focus on the facts. Then again if they did that it's impossible to side with the woman, an unthinkable thing for them, so I understand their motivation.
>>28357064
no a reasonable person would have probably assumed you were trying to grab her or cop a feel like a creep
>>28357008
Do you even have an idea what your plan was?
>>28350513
Id be more worried about all of those Chad dicks she gobbles down when she's out with "friends"
>>28357008
>you are running
>some beta sullenly stands off to the side
>most of your group of alphas passes him by
>suddenly he looks up
>he looks directly at you
>a few feet in front of you he steps out
>he shapes his arm like a hook and braces himself
>you are going too fast
>you can't avoid him
>you knock him on his weak ass
>you have no idea what he was doing
>it was clearly intentional
>you yell at his dumb ass for trying to hurt you
You looked like a complete tool. They probably thought you were some retard that got away from his handler.
>>28353453
>even in real american cities faggots don't usually CCW
ftfy
>>28357091
Dude this has nothing to do with the gender of the people involved
you are trying to make it that way to improve your argument
>>28357082
>mfw my voice is deep and sexy, which is probably my only redeemable quality
>sound like a 12 year old when talking with people I don't feel comfortable around
>>28357064
YES you epic autismo.
How many attractive women do you think go out with a LaRGE group of people running, and then suddenly decide to get into an altercation with some rando solo creep for no reason?
Whose word would you take in that scenario?
Like I said, any reasonable person. Please join the rest of us in reality creep.
>>28357013
>math
Angry bitch+man=maybe if I take her side she'll suck my dick
Durrrrr
>>28357115
>implying I have a GF
>implying I wasn't just fucking with OP trying to get him to kill himself
>>28357096
You're only saying this because you know my intentions. If you really lived In the city, you would know these runners and bikers run into people all the time. Try being objective here asshole.
>>28350370
Kek, OP you sound naive, but it's funny, just don't be so autistic and talk to a girl in a normie way.
>>28357133
I know why does this have to happen.
It's hard enough speaking to people without everything fucking up when you try.
>>28357156
accidentally running into someone is one thing, but running into their hooked shaped arm is completely different
>>28357041
I don't care if it's called linguine, they had shitty stats. I used spears, the obviously superior option. Why are gook toys in Vvardenfell anyway?
>Someone is doing an experiment on blink reflexes
>Get nervous that they are staring at me
>Start twitching and shaking which just makes me more self conscious and makes everything worse
I don't know why this happens to me
>>28357138
You're completely missing the point. If I didn't reveal my intentions, and witnessed this occurrence live, it would look like we collided because one of us wasn't looking, and the runner got really bent out of shape.
>>28350370
>decide to stick my arm out and shape it like a hook in an attempt to catch her as she runs by me
What?
>>28357091
>I tried to grab a stranger and said stranger reacted by pushing me and I don't understand why everybody is so mean to me. hurr must be white knighting
Again, nobody is white knighting here. How damaged in the head are you? If you are this fucking awkward on the internet, I can't even imagine how you are like irl
>>28357091
You can't even hide your autism online , roflmfao
>be me
>have no friends
>be silly Asian kid with yellow hair
>take naked pictures of myself on couch
>send to hottest girl in school
>instantregret.gif
>next day kids throw eggs at me and laugh
>hot girl tells everyone I have a little weiner
>try to defend myself by saying I'm just Asian
>hot girl gets bf to beat me up in English class
>teacher let's it happen
>go home and cry as I masterbate
>grab my backpack and fill it full of spoons
>go to school next day
>hot girls bf walking up to me
>herewego.webm
>reach into backpack and start hurling spoons at this fucker
>he begins running at me
>I start running
>run through the halls screaming for my life
>my legs feel heavy
>stop and lay down and pull out my dick
>hot girl's bf runs up and stops dead in his tracks
>I feel helpless and don't know what to do at this point
>start to cry and shake my dick rolling around on the floor
>black out completely at this point
>wake up in the hospital
>turns out I passed out from hyperventilating
>mom is standing over me
>she looks blank
>says she didn't know I was having problems at school and I should have told her
>I tell her I'm sorry and ask her if anyone seen me
>she says she has to talk to the school to see if I'm allowed back
>says I might need an evaluation and they might keep me in the hospital for a while
>yeahright.jpeg
>leaves me at hospital for next 4 days
>get out on 5th day
>go home and find out I have a care taker now
>mfw my family thinks I'm mentally challenged now
>make me wear velcro shoes
>find out I have to go back to school
pic related
>>28357189
What are you not getting here; the only two people who know this are me and her. Even her friend wouldn't have known because they were parallel and couldn't see me. nobody was close enough behind or ahead of me to make a fair assessment as to what really happened.
>>28357141
>Durrr maybe if I grab her while she's running by she'll suck my dick
>>28357215
How am I being awkward on the Internet? Any awkwardness is entirely on you, you're simply embarrassed by how wrong and undefendable your stance is.
>>28357189
even if this is true, you really don't think you are to blame or would be blamed?
>>28357259
That guy isn't me btw. I only made a few posts early on in thread, but I'm tired of the bullshit that's getting thrown at me here. Talking about how I'd lose in court and go to jail.
>>28353609
>Semi-automatic Rifles and shotguns are the same all around the country as in NYC.
No they really aren't.
>>28357201
Maybe.
But, so what?
We do know what your intentions where, and you crossed a serious line, and should probably seek some help.
>>28357215
He held his arm out, not try to grab her. She overreacted like a cunt.
>>28357298
was meant for >>28357285
lel
>>28357330
yeah, the fuck is that fool talking about?
>>28357285
>implying you are op
At least he was embarrassed by his actions, much as you should be. Fucking insufferable "ironic" shitposting reddtards.
>>28357292
>can't even hide his autism on the internet
At least I haven't spent 6 hours on /r9k/ trying to justify something I have more than less confessed was all my fault
>>28357348
he did try and grab her, and furthermore revealed that part of his motivation was that she was "cute".
He assaulted her. End of story.
>>28357331
>where
M'ladies and gentlememes, I present to you the white knight
>>28357348
Read the fucking story.
He clearly says "stick my arm out and shape it like a hook in an attempt to catch her as she runs by me"
OP is a retarded faggot, all of his faggot enablers should kill themselves.
>>28357348
He held his arm out as a hook. How is that not grabbing? How would you react if some hambeast tumblrina tried to hook you while you were out running?
>>28357331
I acknowledged this early on, and was fine taking my beating, but once you faggots starting talking about losing in court because you nu wave robots (see redditors) wanted to defend muh lady, I moved past my intentions, and defended myself if my intentions were unknown.
>>28357388
She assaulted him too, some lawfag even provided relevant copy pasted parts of the law. If assault is what makes op wrong then the girl is equally wrong. The law is not on your side here so stop trying to bring it up like it means something.
>>28357422
You do know that every inch of downtown is on surveillance camera right?
>>28357422
You might as well could had grabbed Chad for all I care. Still doesn't change anything
>>28357403
>catch
>grab
Maybe you should have read the story.
>>28357414
I would continue running, but going around her instead of attempting to barrel through here. It's not that hard to take a couple steps left or right.
>>28357461
You do know that cameras cannot read minds right?
>>28357461
Doesn't mean anything. If your intent to prove I was trying to hurt her, why wouldn't I stick my foot out instead? She could have moved away from my arm, granted she was fucking power running, but it wasn't impossible.
Nobody would believe my pick up argument outside of this board.
>>28357491
If she raised her arm just like OP's hook arm, just as you were about to pass her, you'd probably run her down aswell
>believing this bait
>2016
>>28357461
kek. Hope it was b8 OP. If not, maybe a little time as a RSO will teach you how to behave.
https://a056-crimestoppers.nyc.gov/crimestoppers/public/tip-form.cfm
>>28357513
dude, it's going to look like what it actually was.
>>28357566
Hard to belive that someone would be b8ing for 6 hours straight
>>28357550
No, I'm capable of looking where I'm going. Even if I did run into her I wouldn't sperg out and assault her. I'd either call police and press charges or I'd just give her a funny look then go back to running.
>>28357566
>thinking this is fake when I'm defending myself this hard
Eat a bullet.
>>28357574
Maybe I should fill that out and report this incident; get that roastie cunt in trouble.
>>28357608
Im sure op wasn't just waiting for her to run ito his hook arm, its more likely that he shot it out just as she got close enough for him to grab her, which is what he was trying to do and what it definitely looked like to onlooking parties
>>28357598
Him absent-mindededly stretching his arm out and some psycho bitch on the rag assaulting him? That doesn't sound like any rom-com I watched. It would need op's voice over narrating his thoughts for it to look like what it actually was.
>>28357601
believe it, it's happening
>>28357643
Do it, see if she doesn't end up pressing charges on you too
>>28357643
I'm sure that won't backfire in any way OP
>>28357650
I linked the thread on the report.
>>28357649
You aren't sure of that. You're making it up in your head so you can white knight. The only things we are sure of is op's recollection of the story. Anything more is conjecture. None of us have any idea what it looked like to observers except maybe op.
>>28355721
>I correct my retards
>>28357685
I guess that will be good for a laugh? I doubt they'll care much. I'm sure they've seen crazier happen in nyc
>>28357670
>>28357676
Whelp, the world is now run by Reddit tier faggots like you anyway, women are always right, so maybe I shouldn't; you're right.
>>28357694
Based on what Op has told us, we can reasonably assumed what happened and what it looked like. When you're trying to grab a jogger (not sure why you would, but thats not the issue) are you gonna give them warning by throwing your hook arm out to early so she can see and avoid it? do you think op tried to disguise his actions as stretching. Do you really think that because the jogger is a woman that it somehow has an effect on the story and that her gender is the sole reason everybody is gaining up on OP. you fucking Edge lord. you probably consider yourself a "meninist" you fucking permavirgin
>>28357732
I pray she reported it.
>>28350370
>live in NYC
You got that swag boy.
>>28357729
Someone has to after all. It's just a light chiding. "what did I tell you about touching people?" HURRR SOWWY!!!"
>>28357733
I've never been on reddit once, you turbo autist.
>>28357768
The fuck is a meninist?
>>28357733
she's not right because she's a woman, she's right because OP is a hard.
Im as against women using their gender to get away with stuff as the next rationally minded man, but that simply isn't happening in this story
>>28357823
13 year old edge lords advocating for mens rights on the internet, pretending that somehow they are oppressed. Nobody is oppressed we are all equal
>>28350370
I didn't mention this yet but yesterday when I was on a walk with the girl I'm dating, we were talking and she said something something "Life's a bitch." I had a stupid idea on how to reply but stopped myself saying "I just wanted to say something I shouldn't say." or something along those lines. She then nagged me to tell her and said it was fine, if she deals stuff she needs to be able to take it. So I replied with "Life's on the only thing that's a bitch here." Her reply was 10/10: "Why are you talking about yourself in the 3rd person?" Then we both started laughing.
Dodged a bullet there.
Does anyone here else like women a whole lot more than they like autistic manchildren with burdening sex offender tendencies?
>>28357831
>I'm not a whiteknight but I'll defend a psycho cunt on the Internet
>I would have the same argument if the roles were reversed
Sure you would plebbit
>>28357823
Sounds like the male equivalent of a feminist.
>>28357876
This
How is this so hard to understand, OP?
>>28357878
lets put it this way: Person one freaks out at person two for trying to hook arm"
now who is the psycho?
now who is white knighting?
>>28357414
I'd headbutt her face in.
Anyway, is anyone else altruistically autistic?
>Get to a bus station
>Ambulance on sidewalk, paramedics carry some guy in
>Pair of old guys were waiting for a bus and apparently one of them fainted
>Run to a convenience store get a bottle of water, old men need water
>Or so i've heard
>Walk up to the other guy
>Mumble something about nutrients
>Shove whole 2l bottle in his hands
>As if there wasn't a fucking ambulance right there with everything one might need
>Guy looks like he's more concerned with me than his colleague
Or asking random people carrying shit if they need help with it. Yeah, that's not fucking suspicious at all, in a city where trash cans are bolted to the ground and businesses have windows welded shut. My brain still tells me it's a brilliant idea for some reason, every time.
>>28357876
*else here
*burgeoning
>>28357878
You made yourself seem like the crazy cunt in your greentext. Grabbing strangers in public is what normal people do.
Aren't you gonna go back to your "Chad would had gotten away with it" argument again soon?
OP is a sex offender. Seriously.
>>28357970
Where did op mention being a sex offender, and how is that relevant in any way to him being attacked by some psycho bitch Stacy
THIS FUCKING THREAD
HOLY FUCK OP YOU RAGING PERMAVIRGIN
MY SIDES MADE CONTACT WITH ANOTHER GALAXY
>>28357878
>Someone is a psycho cunt because she's angry when someone fucks with her while she's trying to exercise.
If a stupid bitch tried to close-line me when I was running I would be pissed, it doesn't matter what the genders are.
>open greentext thread
>expecting to read a bunch of stories for laughs and feels
>maybe add a story myself
>nope.jpg
>whole thread derailed as OP once again is yelled at and belittled infront of everyone
Welp, I'm off.
See you everyone, have a wonderful time.
>>28357981
See: sex offender tendencies
>>28357948
He wouldn't have gotten shoved and yelled at, that's for damn sure.
She would have just either slithered away, or made an apology for running into him.
>be me
>be jogging in NYC
>friends ahead of me pass by nerd
>think nothing of it
>get within arms length of nerd
>he trys to hook me with his arm
>wtf?
>he falls over as a result of my momentum
>yell at him for trying to grab me
>he apologizes
>shove him so he remembers not to try that shit again
>continue on my jog
>>28357981
he reached out and grabbed someone with sexual intent.
Dude should really seek help.
>>28358031
What color does the sky have in your fantay world?
>>28357995
Keep calling it a clothesline, makes you argument real strong my fedora wearing gentleman.
>>28358055
fantasy*
orignall
>>28357876
Sounds like a majority of the normalfags posting here feel like you. That's why they white knight so hard.
>>28358033
chad is physically more of a threat, he gets yelled at but not shoved, op gets shoved because he is less of a threat. these are the factors in fight or flight.
>>28358013
You should have said op is a See: sex offender tendencies then, that's totally different.
>>28358033
That's not what sex offender means.
>>28358083
>That's why they white knight so hard.
Spend some time off of the internet.
You sound like a fucking idiot.
>>28358070
Ackchually, he called it a close-line. He's still a dumb white knight though.
>>28358106
Dude wtf are you talking about?
Take a walk around the block. get some air.
>>28358148
I replied to the wrong comment
i meant to reply to>>28358031
>>28358148
What exactly did he say that doesn't make sense?
>>28357919
>>28357919
>>28357919
>>28357919
exactly
most of us can get pussy without being a white knight on the internet. personally I just enjoy coming here and shattering your "poor me forever alone and its not my fault" sanctuary
>>28354085
>being too autistic to recognize when someone is joking
>>28358230
You are literal cancer.
Back to plebbit
>>28358125
At least I'm not a pussy licking white knight like you.
>>28358254
I'm visualizing a single tear running down your cheek, illuminated by the light from you computer monitor in your otherwise dark basement
>>28358230
I've never understood why anyone would white knight on 4chan... Seems so pointless
Just because we aren't taking your side, OP. Doesn't mean we are white knighting. Nobody here is hoping for a chance for any reward from the jogger. Get your autistic manchild head sorted out
>>28355471
he meant his goose father
>>28358322
Its still white knighting.
>>28358350
not really guy
>>28358350
>they aren't taking the socially retarded manchild's side.
>must be white knights from reddit
>>28358374
Sure, you just take her side because no reason in particular, a coin flip maybe?
>>28358384
we took her side because obviously OP is in the wrong. do expect me to print out this thread, track down the jogger, show it to her, and then ask for sexual favors in return after pointing out all of my responses. fucking idiot
>>28358384
We are taking her side because she was the one minding her own business when she was hook armed by a socially awkward manchild who tried to pull off a shitty anime-tier pickup move
>tick my arm out and shape it like a hook in an attempt to catch her as she runs by me
Fucking RETARD
>>28350444
honestly doesn't really sound like that bad of a move but I've never been laid so
>>28358379
Once you idiots started talking about me losing to her in court, I'm convinced you were all whiteknight faggots. Like this would even go to court, like she would even press a charged, like I'm not going to purposefully going to trip this cunt if I see her tomorrow.
>>28358422
I don't know how white knight cucks think. You probably do it because you think you build up vagina karma or something.
>>28358447
>completely ignoring how she flips the fuck out and assaults op
>>28355923
>I've gotten way more cuts and scrapes from biking, but no real injuries. Running and lifting and the only sports I get hurt from.
Are you actually saying that with pride? Like it's a badge of honour that running hurts you more?
>>28358350
how is explaining op how fucking retarded he is whiteknighting?
whiteknighting is if you defend a morally overcorrect viewpoint.
>>28358500
>completely ignoring how she flips the fuck out and assaults op
after he trys to fucking hook arm her, which is the part you seem to be ignoring.
the reality of the situation is all of this could haves been avoided if OP acted like a normal human being behaves in public
>>28353304
No one but the asspies you'd find in remote corners of the internet will say what you did was justifiable. You should be shot in the brain, you waste of breath and danger to society.
>>28358500
we re not whiteknighting but you are retardknighing instead.
or just some retarded shitposter, who cares.
>>28358492
You would lose because you have absolutely no case. You tried to grab a stranger and she pushed you back. If you take this to court, you might as well start lubeing up your asshole right now to save Tyrone some time.
>>28358518
Its not pride as much as just stating the facts. Running and lifting are way harder on the body. I might scrape my leg on a rock or fall backwards if I don't take a hill fast enough on the bike, you see it coming and laugh it off. Fucking up a shoulder in bench or shin splints are a bitch though. Running hurts everyone more, I'm not the only athlete that has this problem.
I was hoping this thread would more have humilating stories instead of every one shitting on the retarded OP.
>>28354273
Then that settles it. I'm gonna start working out and try again.
>>28358625
OP set the standart too high. Nobody can top this sperg
>>28350370
>>live in NYC
fuck off you absolute fucking billionaire fuckwit
>>28357119
He needs to be killed. Handlers can work the mines, we need to execute people like OP
>>28350370
>decide to stick my arm out and shape it like a hook in an attempt to catch her as she runs by me
Why would you ever think this was a good idea?
>>28350370
>yesterday
>going home from work
>walking to the bus stop
>thinking about all the times i was good to people and ended fucked up by them
>think im walking alone
>say out loud "have being nice bring any good thing to me??!!!, NO, YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT!!
>realize i say that really loud
>girl passes next to me walking like she hears all the shit i was saying to myself
>i panick
>tell her, "he..hey whats up"
>she ignores me
>i get closer to her
>touch her shoulder
>say again "wha.. whats up"
>she ignores me again
>walk to the opposite side
>shame
>wanna die
i luckily dont remember any stories since my brain has repressed them all to save me from the cringe
>>28356858
welcome to 4chan you fucking retard newfag
>>28358714
"where are you in such a hurry to?"
>o-oh robot-kun, take me now!
>>28352885
>your stupid
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>28358559
She has no case either you fucking idiot; everything that happened would be heresay. Fucking faggot.
>>28358854
Except she has witnesses who can back up her story. Besides, america has a fucked up court system so you are guaranteed to lose.
We tell you this to save you from making an even bigger mistake, or to put it like you can get your turbo sperg mind around it:
we are white knighting for you
>>28358929
She had 1 witness, and even she isn't exactly credible; she didn't see anything, and was just defending her lunatic friend.
>>28358929
Op isn't going to suck your dick just because you defended some whore's honor.
>>28358972
yet you have none.
Fuck it i'll point this out yet again:
>grabbing random strangers
>they are the lunatics
Seriously OP, do you have some kind of mental dissorder? Be honest. Not even trying to be an asshole at this point
>>28358988
stop ruining my hopes and dreams
>>28359041
Op has her friend as a witness too, that's how witnesses work. They each have one witness. You're really stupid, it's funny how you think you aren't.
>>28359085
You really think her friend would testify against her to favour the creep who grabbed her when they were out on their morning jog?
>You're really stupid, it's funny how you think you aren't.
I'm not even going to point out the irony
Captain ArmHook!
>>28357197
Cause nerds have a hardon for them, duh. Same reason they are in D&D.
>>28359041
Grabbing =\= her running into my arm
And somebody getting this psycho, at 7:30 in the morning, is a lunatic in my book. She was acting like I had just raped her mother and first born. The anger and assault was unnecessary.
>>28350370
>decide to stick my arm out and shape it like a hook in an attempt to catch her as she runs by me
>stick my arm out when she gets close
Why would you even do that? What the hell is wrong with you? Holy fuck your tard guard is getting fired after this, isn't he?
>>28359139
I'd expect her to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
>>28359253
Fucking really?
I quote (You):
>stick my arm out and shape it like a hook in an attempt to catch her as she runs by me
>stick my arm out when she gets close
How can you still say you didn't grab her?
>>28359310
Please don't tell me you are this naive
>>28359354
If she doesn't all op has to do is say what happened and they get busted for perjury. Lying is wrong.
>>28359429
Of course it's wrong, but sure OP, go ahead and fuck your life even further into oblivion. Just hope there wasn't any cameras around.
>>28359501
That would only prove his testimony if the try to lie.
>>28359548
That he tried to grab someone as they were passing by?
>hook arm
Not sure how that would help him
>>28359328
Hard to prove my intent there chief.
>>28359501
That isn't me btw
>>28359681
It's a pretty much hopeless case. Just drop it and try to avoid her the next 2 weeks. They'll probably laugh at you next time they see you no matter, but that would be it.
>>28359752
I meant the guy you were replying to; you said "sure OP" to him as if you were talking to me.
I don't have the balls, but if I did, I would HOPE to see that cunt again and confront her.
>>28359827
Again OP, just drop it. It would be the best option for both of you.
>>28359827
Sorry, never mind, misread what you were saying.
>>28353092
not who you were replying too, and this was probably bait, and I know this is 4chan but holy shit do you seem like an unhappy person. "dedicated athletes" train Wherever they can. you can drive for 30 minutes in La and you're still in the city. Not everybody has the resources to do a morning fucking hike, and nobody with a city job has the time. was this an attempt at trolling? you seem bitter and stupid. Try going for a run, it might ease your tension.
>>28358611
You realize that that's why you're stupider than cyclists, right?
>high impact joint damaging exercise
>low impact exercise that doesn't damage your joints and makes your legs bigger instead of atrophy
You picked option A, you complete retard.
>>28360021
I picked both options, plus a few more. Why limit yourself to only one fun thing? Injuries happen. To a large degree they can be avoided with good form and knowing what you're doing, but at some point you'll get what's coming. Still fun though.
>>28360021
n u get 2 go FAST
>>28360098
I'd rather dance or row than run. Running is boring.
>>28360228
Eh, I think rowing is boring. Dance is fun though. Salsa gets the bitches wet. Have you tried trail running? I dislike treadmill the woods makes it fun
>>28360768
Yeah, downhill is fun once you get to the top of the mountain.
Haha I hope that's real OP, makes me feel a lot better about myself.
>>28350370
>>decide to stick my arm out and shape it like a hook in an attempt to catch her as she runs by me
You brought this upon yourself. You are the creep they see you as.
>>28350370
haha, did you think you could time it so her arm would hook into yours like gears? hahaha
Holy shit this thread is still going
how embarrassing for you OP
>>28362921
seriously I thought it just blew up with neat stories to read. just one long humiliating thread. even being anonymous doesnt help. fuck me id kill myself
This thread really shows just how much the white knights have taken over
>>28350444
you've been watching too many cartoons op
>>28350444
Please kill yourself. You'll do the world a favor
>>28357133
Its because you're trying to sound less threatening so you feminize your voice
>>28363879
Wouldn't it make more sense to kill the girl? One less cunt that way.
>>28363490
It perfectly displays just how normie this board has become.
>robot does something autistic and shares it, hoping for some feels
>fellow "robots" just mock him further, and add no stories to the thread
>tfw trying to start running
>every time it's harder and harder not to quit
how do normies do it
