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>alcohol and weed no longer make you feel ok for a while
>tfw you can just use everclear and cocaine
>Weed hasn't gotten me high in years
>Still smoke daily for nausea
>Now the methadone is beginning to not work
400mg of methadone should get me high, damn it.
>>28219846
Try 30 minutes of cardiovascular exercise.
You become the admin of 4chan. You can change any rules, create or delete any boards, coordinate the mods and janitors, and personally moderate any part of 4chan you want. What do you do?
Fuck the anima and make this an anonymous anarchical imageboard without rules or janitors.
Ban all tripfags
Remove all abilities to tripfag
delete all the anime boards and /mlp/
make anime posting and bronyism bannable offenses
remove the robot, because let's face it, this board is still totally unoriginal
Did any of you actually cause Stacy some pain? Like punch her,attack her with a hammer or a scalpel or tried to throw her off a building?
>>28217956
Throw a frisbee in her face one time while we were extras on the set of a movie, during the filming too. I'd like to imagine it got into the final cut in the background of some obscure made for TV movie with John Goodman, you'll see Stacy getting hit in the face with a frisbee.
no?
who do u think we are?
The only thing a stacy fears is being ignored by chad
I have five dollars.
Dubs decide what I get.
a brown necktie you son of a bitch
$1 big gulp or super big gulp.
some kind of hotdog combo. their 7-11 soft mm cookies.
fuck your dubs
Slice of pizza & mozzarella sticks
So I 'hate' men and I'm a tumblirina from tumblr. I was told this is a good place to post about my issues because there are many people here who also share gender based bias.
In a nutshell I think they are crass and annoying. Their brutal nature makes me uncomfortable. It feels like they lack intellectual and emotional empathy. I can't stand people who possess dark triad traits and it feels like these are present in men much more often than in women. I don't talk to them and I feel no need to be around them. It feels unpleasant and uncomfortable to be looked at or talked to by one. I feel like they are obnoxious, distasteful, and lack social subtly as well as honesty. I feel like most competitive hobbies are giving into their primitive baser instincts. At the very center of my hate I feel fear that they are going to rape me because they lack fine or delicate empathy based discernment. These fears and bias go away in the presence of twink gay men, trans male to females, and extremely what you call 'beta' males who are soft and kind.
I'm in therapy but my therapist is a female and she basically thinks there's nothing wrong with only surrounding myself with exclusively female companions and is all about women going their own way.
What do you think?
I think this is gonna be a good thread
>>28366868
This isn't copy pasta, I'm the Original Poster and I will be lurking in this thread. Interested to see other view points. I apologize if my post was offensive it's all based on my subjective personal opinions which I thus far can't control.
>>28366903
Me too. Neat, interesting, weird pic btw.
Why don't you try serial killing?
What have you got to lose?
I'm afraid to leave the house sometimes, you think I have it in me to kill people?
How do serials killer get caught is it just bad luck or are cops just good enough to single out millions of possible suspects
>>28366811
>what is DNA evidence?
>what is additive probability of leaving behind clues at at least one of the multiple crime scenes they continue to leave behind?
just passing by to say that we all deserve asian gfs
My wiener desires Asians, but my heart knows deep inside a pure white woman is best
Pure born Asians born respectively in their own country, not white washed Asians born in the West. Fucking love the West, but white washed Asians are literally the fucking worst.
i don't get this pure born versus western Asian argument since you would have trouble communicating with the Asian born ones.
you must think they are submissive fuck dolls like in your jav pornos because they can't understand you and just kind of nod their head.
Is it.
Is it happening?
Will I be able to have sex?
You had better not blow this, anon.
PS: If you succeed, wear a condom.
I don't know, I have 0 experience. If I was you, I'd have sperged out long ago
>>28366619
>wear a condor
LOL what is this 1985?
Bareback or bust, there are pills even for aids now.
Tell me memories that make you cringe, /r9k/.
At a much younger age, homeschooled autist me yelled "Why don't you try being louder, you howler monkeys" at a group of African American students in the community college computer lab.
Oh, the naivety. God.
They calmed down when I continued to be really confused and said that I name the first really loud animal that came to mind.
I was really into a clan in Roblox until my sophomore year of college.
LOTS of roleplay, put a lot of hours into that clan. It was fun, I just feel like it really hindered me in life.
Also I never tell anyone in real life about it.
I asked a girl to homecoming who didn't even know me
She said yes but I didnt talk to her until three days before homecoming
She refused to dance with me when we got to the dance
Then she made me drive her home and berated me basically
Then I had to come face to face with my expectant parents wanting to know about my first romantic experience.
Not sure how I feel about this
>>28366086
I saw a car of random people waiting on a public place. I felt like I was looked at, so I went to their car to ask if they were waiting for me.. Of course they weren't..
>tfw small breasts
>tfw ugly girls get much more attention just because they're bustier
It's not fair
Would robots date a flatboard fembot?
>>28365796
Yes but you always reject me. My preference is females with B cups.
I like thin, flat girls better.
I like when my hand slides easily over the skin. That's much sexier than holding a lump of fat.
>>28365796
Is this a joke? Unless you're fat, small boons are really cute.
How come women think height is masculine or feminine so much more than men do? I don't get it.
>>28365103
>women are more fixated on height than men
You're joking, right? People on this board alone focus on height all the time. Don't even get me started with /fit/
>>28365103
>men aren't shallow enough to discriminate on something like height
>men don't care about their friends physical features
>he doesnt realise height is the universily accepted most desirable trait in a male
you do get it, you just pretend you don't
>>28365173
Yeah its not like you can find countless dating profiles of women saying stuff like: "Don't message unless you are at least 6'1 or I will report you for harassment!"
Want to see some action?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo
>>28364629
bumpin
You gotta learn how to make OPs though.
I hope some police officers die
Looks like suicide by cop incoming
Black women are most beautiful women in the world. We age better then white women who have aged to hell before they are legal and chink women unable to open their eyes. Guys now that you know black women are beautiful we are also very friendly and kind so White and Asian guys say it with me "I WILL get a black gf"
>>28364406
all black people smell like a barn and most of them are dumber than orangutans.
Your right Bebe I have always chased white girls thats why im still a virgin. Now I will get a black gf because I am white.
>>28364406
That is a male anon...
Well anons?
I got about 8 thousand
>>28364329
That's enough to make a down payment on a house. The fuck are you waiting for? Or are you incapable of getting a job so in practice your savings don't mean shit?
I have around 55 thousand in stocks and bonds.
Is that pic from bible black?
50k that I inherited. As a skill-less neet I've never had so much. I'm afraid to touch it.
Walk around late at night all alone in empty park and see this. What do?
>>28364145
wonder how she escaped from my basement
>>28364145
suck in her nipples and jerk off
feed her eggs
let her go
>>28364145
Give her a bowl of eggs and shit on her face
