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Where are my Irish robots at? Dublin here.
Yeah I'm a Dublin man here too
Wexford atm here lad.
Cork.
Gonna finish the last exam of my degree tomorrow.
/r9k/ is obssessed with
>Virginity
>Innocent personalities
>Naive cuteness
>Girls with childish hobbies
>Clean smooth skin with big eyes
So when are you guys going to accept that you are actually attracted only to little girls?
When it's nice and legal. (When Islam takes over)
>>28359008
Nothing has ever made more sense to me than this post, fuck
>>28359008
you'd be right if it weren't for the fact that they aren't attracted to the bodies of children, which is what pedophilia actually is. all women have the mind of a child, others just aren't shitty children. pedophilia is about the body not the mind, and anyway most totally straight males are attracted to something they can protect.
post your ideal women/men
joji 4 lyf
>>28358864
FUCK YOU WEEABOO JONES, I LOVE FAMILY GUY!
Dunno lol.
![84673797-4c1f-4415-be46-19826740e0e2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xTeQA52.jpg "84673797-4c1f-4415-be46-19826740e0e2[1]")
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMTmD6q8OmE
MrRepzion gets owned by Stacy, says "women don't owe you anything but I paid for her skydiving experience so I was pissed when it turned out she had a boyfriend but women totally don't owe you anything".
Discuss.
Have you ever had anyone like that in your life, /r9k/? It's a very common story, now that I've listened to the whole thing.
>>28359051
Only kind of, but it wasn't that extreme, you really gotta be careful with these hoes these days familia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tol6xp8s-w8
Apparently he went to Japan with her too. Seems cute enough.
Seeing that thread with the petty attention whore asking for help because her dad is a cuck who pays for his ex wife and daughter to fuck tyrone.
Lmao this is too good.
We need a women hate thread to put her back in her place
>>28358478
Women are children. Children that need to be coddled. Women's true nature is that of a leech. A leech that sucks men dry before searching for another provider. This thread is about the true nature of what a woman is. They live by two things only. Greed and Selfishness. They are parasites, that twist and manipulate humanity's emotions so that we turn on each other. Every great philosopher knows that the reason for war is women. Us men succumb to the Succubi against our very will, and we murder each other in hopes of reaching contentment. Contentment that we will never reach because it doesn't exist as it is absurd to think women can offer us anything beneficial. Before I offer my proposition, I want to outline and explain the fundemental basics of the society we live in. It is made up of two disntinct groups. The Alpha and the Beta.
>>28358496
Listen well and good, gentleman. When the woman brutally ends the relationship due to the poor male's suprise, she will simply search for another host to latch onto, to drain his resources. Females are always shown by beta males as being loving and kind, but of course the parasites perpetuate this falsehood to ensure their hosts do not catch on. Don't mistake emotional irrationality and stupidity (common attributes of women) for kindness. Females don't love us for being nice guys, they love us for our money. Men are truly the most caring (and might I add, the superior) gender.
>>28358478
Before I begin my dissertation, I must make it absolutely clear that all females, regardless of appearance and personality, are succubi. If one is born female, she is automatically apart of the concept. What is the concept? The concept is a creature, a parasite even, that consumes worlds by destroying them within. How do they destroy us from within? The short and simple answer is through sex. Sex is the devil. My thesis goes beyond what is taught in the Bible, and propose that sex isn't a gift from God, but a bribe by the devil to destroy ourselves. Anyone guilty of sexual intercourse is automatically a whore. This goes for men and females.
Would you remove this sharpie from his butt using only your mouth for 100$?
Sure, I don't even need the money but honestly who gives a fuck
It ain't far in, I'd do it
Who cares, I'd do it,
Post your own work /r9k/
>>28357918
Take a bump friendo :)
>>28358137
thank you briendo here have another variation on me
escapism and drugs are the only way
my dearest friend is dying and I can't do anything about it. it really does feel horrible to not be in control of something.
>>28357579
Sleep tight good rat, sleep tight
>>28357579
Circle of life bro it is how it is. Just look back knowing you gave your friend a good life and showed it affection instead of just being a caged form of entertainment
>>28357579
Sleep tight little rato
>anon can you hand me the towel, I need to get ready for your brother Chad
>>28357479
How about I hand you much dick women
>>28357479
>tfw Chad is my younger brother
>>28357820
>Your younger brother Chad will be spending the night in my bed tonight. We're trying for a baby.
>Also I need you to keep a lookout for your father in case he unexpectedly comes home
Is this fembot up to your standards, /r9k/?
You know the fucking rules!
Tits and timestamp, then we can talk
>>28356907
She genuinely looks like the female version of me. Eyes, glasses, hair, asymmetrical nose, everything. She would reject me without question.
I like her shirt. I'd let her touch my dick, no cuffing though.
What is your honest opinion on people who take waifuism seriously? Enlightment or retardment?
>>28356678
Autism mixed with having given up hope for IRL wife.
Tulpas would be closer to enlightenment. But I wouldn't really call it enlightenment.
>>28356953
A 6'4 bodybuilder who used to play for the NFL with 20k followers on Twitter has a waifu and posts how much he loves her everyday.
Your argument is invalid.
They gave up on 3D.
Another hotter day than Ibiza tomorrow edition
>>28356319
yeah where my Welsh fuckers at?
>>28356319
I miss the chavvy slut already
>>28356301
I don't unfortunately. Not really interested in GoT or Walking dead so that's a conversation gone out the window.
Like I said, I'm most likely a boring person.
Who else /chadbutautism/ here? I'm an 8/10 but my crippling autism drives all girls away.
Pic related, me.
>hiding his thinning hairline by coming hair forward
Lmao dicklet detected
>>28356318
Damn. You want a boyfriend?? ;)
>>28356318
You're a solid 6/10
So here's the deal. You get to live in a paradise, where all your needs are met with a minimum of labor (on everyone's part), high technology, minimal pollution, no crime, gardens and parks everywhere and everything is beautiful with no slums or areas of decay. Every individual is matched with their perfect dream job also and provided with any and all training and education required to do it competently. There is also a voluntary national match-making service to try to make sure everyone has a mate that meets their personality, values, etc. Basically the government tries to make sure you have everything you need to be healthy and happy, but also productive.
The tradeoff is you can't ever again:
- Use any recreational drug (including alcohol and pot)
- View porn again (because it no longer exists and is illegal and the law is strongly enforced)
- Have sex with any stranger (sex is allowed only between people who know each other intimately)
- Cheat in any relationship (Infidelity is met with the death penalty)
- Vote for anything (Democracy is illegal - it's an Empire or Benevolent Dictatorship)
- Belong to a jewish religion (Monotheism is illegal, as is any open worship of evil, chaos or libertine behavior (a Bacchanal cult would also be illegal, for example) - All other religion is acceptable and you have perfect religious freedom outside of these exceptions, including freedom from religion)
Video games, anime and all other forms of media still exist, but there are much higher standards on what can be produced, so it's not one long stream of shit anymore.
So would you?
Video games, anime and all other forms of media still exist, but there are much higher standards on what can be produced, so it's not one long stream of shit anymore.
FUCK.
YEAH
>>28356107
I was going to say no until you banned jews, that sold me on it
Can I masturbate while watching two strangers fuck?
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks,You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_PhAerGcPw
Best song ever
april 20th was a while ago, friend.
>>28355926
>these niggers
get those normies out of here, they went to prom and had a huge group of low social position friends
